Fall in love after simulation

(This chapter is being revised, please read it later)

During the summer vacation of Yuki Minami's first grade, her grandmother fainted while going for a walk, and her grandfather rushed her to the hospital.

The doctor diagnosed her with physical weakness and mild heatstroke, which was not a major problem. She prescribed some medicine and asked her to go home and recuperate.

My mother was worried, so she packed her luggage and went to take care of her.

My father happened to take on a big case and was so busy that his two children suddenly became a big problem.

The uncle's family then invited the brother and sister to come over, and the grandparents also asked their two grandchildren to come over.

My uncle's family is in Misaki, and both husband and wife have their own jobs. My grandparents are in the country, and they are old.

The two brothers and sisters were naughty and mischievous. The father and mother were afraid that they would make more noise when they got together. They were also afraid that the uncle or grandfather could not take good care of the two children, so they simply separated the brothers and sisters and gave one to each family.

The elder brother went to Misaki, a distant place, while the younger sister went to the countryside, which is only more than an hour's drive away.

When they separated, sister Minami Kokoro cried sadly, but brother Minami Yuki was very happy. He had long wanted to take the Shinkansen and visit Misaki.

The uncle has been a father for more than a year, and the son of the family has graduated from college and is currently in an excellent state of staying at home. He only occasionally goes out to find part-time jobs to supplement his own expenses.

The responsibility of taking care of Yuki Minami naturally falls on this cousin.

My cousin’s surname is Yukimura, and his given name is Nobu. He inherited the handsome appearance of the Nan family, but failed to inherit the careerism of the Nan family men. After graduating from Kyoto University, he failed to find the job he wanted, so he decided to stay and die.

His room is an incredible treasure trove for little Yuki. Three of the four walls were occupied by cabinets, which were packed to the brim with comics, plastic figures on one side, and game consoles and game discs on the other.

Nobu Yukimura, who had excellent grades in college, quickly realized the shortcut to raising children. He took out the monitor he had replaced, connected it to the game console, plugged in the game cartridge, and gave it to Yuki Minami.

He called this facility the nanny pill, and said he would create a company with this as the core, obtain ABCDE round of financing, and ring a bell in Misaki, Osaka, Kyoto, and Sapporo.

Yuki is not interested in his cousin's fantasy enterprise. He just wants to play games alone. To this end, he has to make some concessions to maintain a good relationship with his cousin.

Listening to my cousin's business plan is just one aspect, playing two-player games with my cousin is another aspect. The business plan is only in the dream stage, and the two-player game boxes are very new.

Occasionally, my aunt would make a surprise inspection. At that time, they would immediately turn off the screen, pick up the comics on the floor, and pretend to be ordinary comic book nerds.

The uncle will allocate a sum of money every two days so that the cousin can take Yuki out for shopping and eating.

For the first time Minami Yuki understood the beauty of using public funds for personal use, and they threw all the money into the game room.

However, Yuki did not have the real potential of being a game nerd. After playing most of the game categories, he gradually lost interest in his cousin's room.

On a normal day, Yukimura Nobu would have been greatly shocked. He once firmly believed that no one could resist the temptation of games.

He doesn't care about his little cousin now. Three days ago, he went to a high school class reunion. He was in high spirits when he left, but he was so depressed when he came back that he didn't even touch the silicone doll under his bed.

Three days later, he called Minami Yuki, who was addicted to cartoons, to come to him.

"Yu Xi." He sat cross-legged, his face looking haggard due to his slovenliness full of seriousness.

Minami Yuki put down the tablet and responded absently. My cousin was also very serious when he talked about his entrepreneurial dream.

"You are a child who is smart, brave, persistent, caring, and adventurous." Yukimura Shin stroked his knees, like a kind elder character in a game.

"How did you tell?" Minami Yuki asked doubtfully. He was obviously just playing games these days.

"You've played Portal, Dead Menace, Dark Souls, Farm Story, and Tomb Raider."

"..." Nan Youxi clicked her tongue in her heart.

"I saw my shadow in Ni." Yukimura Shin continued, his eyes softened, "So, I want to give you some advice."

Minami Yuki pretended to listen carefully.

"The world is sick."

Minami Yuki nodded, "Very good. This sentence fits my cousin's character very well."

"I, Nobu Yukimura, the living person of Yukimura Sanada, am not only handsome in appearance, but also talented."

"Look at my face. Ever since I was in elementary school, scouts have been handing me business cards, inviting me to be the next actor! The scout outside the game hall last time was one of them."

Minami Yuki nodded again. A talent scout did give Yukimura Shin his business card last time.

"Look at this again." Yukimura Shin picked up a certificate, "Kyoto University diploma."

He waved his certificate vigorously, and said imposingly: "Kyushu University! Ranked 37 in the world! No. 2 in Japan! 11 Nobel Prize winners! The world's top school!"

Minami Yuki couldn't guess what her cousin wanted to say, but she vaguely felt that it had something to do with his outing three days ago.

"In addition, there is also the mental and physical training I have gained from games such as "Dragon Fighter", "The Legend of Chrollo", "Axe" and so on!"

Minami Yuki felt that this sentence seemed to be on a different level than the previous one.

"I, Nobu Yukimura!" Nobu Yukimura opened his arms, "I am simply the most perfect man in Japan!"

Minami Yuki glanced at the tablet on the ground, wondering when she could continue to look at her Pokémon.

"But," Nobu Yukimura's tone suddenly dropped, showing an expression of defeat in the game, "I am so perfect, but I also have a big trouble."

Have we finally come to the point? Minami Yuki sat up straight.

"I'm so perfect that I make them feel ashamed."

"...?"

"Three days ago, I went to the class reunion. Of course I didn't go to show off my perfection, although no one among them was more handsome than me! No one was more educated than me! No one knew more about "Dark Souls" than me How to skip class! Hehehe, hahahaha——"

Before Yuki Minami called for medical help from her aunt, Nobu Yukimura stopped, coughed, and continued:

"I went to the class reunion because of a female classmate."

"When I was a freshman in high school, she sat behind me and often brought me biscuits. She stayed to help me when I was on duty, and handed me water in physical education class. When I was beaten by those bad students... well, when I was with When the evil forces on campus were fighting, they silently supported me."

"We were assigned to different classes in the second year of high school, but she still waited for me at the class door every day to leave together."

"She confessed her love to me in her senior year of high school."

"I rejected her."

"Hmph, I have received fifty-six business cards from talent scouts, including one from a 765 agency and a 486 agency! My exams ranked first in the school, and I also ranked first in the joint entrance examination of the nine schools. First! She is a woman who has only received two business cards from small agencies and can only be in the top 50 in the school when she is lucky, why should she have me!"

Minami Yuki blinked, and it turned out that the number of scout business cards was the combat power value of the appearance.

"After that rejection, she ignored me again." Yukimura Nobu's voice suddenly became low. He lowered his head, buried his face in the quilt, and his back twitched.

Minami Yuki hurriedly walked to the bed, reaching out to pat his back to comfort him. Unexpectedly, the next moment, a laugh came from between the quilts.

"Hahahahaha——!" Nobu Yukimura covered his forehead and raised his body, his face full of madness, "She is indeed a coward, a coward! I am a person of great perseverance who will come back to life even after death! How could she possibly You deserve me! My rejection was indeed right!"

Yukimura Nobu is a bit neurotic. His emotions are like a roller coaster, peaking for a while, troughing for a while, and then returning to the trough after laughing.

"A week ago, she suddenly contacted me," he clenched his palms, "and invited me to attend the class reunion."

"What kind of level are those rats that deserve to be in the same class as me, Yukimura?"

"However, for her, I still bent down."

"I have thought a lot in recent years. After all, I am the only perfect person in the world. I should not hold others to my own standards."

"She was able to regain her courage today, six years later, to confess her love to me at the class reunion, which is considered a small measure of perseverance."

Minami Yuki tilted her head and recalled what her cousin had said before. Did that woman mention that she wanted to confess her love to her cousin at the class reunion?

He realized that, like starting a business, it was also his cousin's fantasy.

"I plan to reject her again and wait until she speaks for the third time before I agree to her."

"I misjudged her! I didn't expect that she would be so timid!"

"She didn't dare to draw her sword against me, a very oppressive BOSS, so she chose a monster on the side of the road who can be killed with one slash!"

Minami Yuki briefly analyzed that this should mean that the woman did not confess her love to him, but became a lover or couple with another man.

Yukimura held his head high, tried hard to suppress the tears in his eyes, and said his final warning:

"Yu Xi, you have to remember that we are too dazzling when we are perfect, just like the giant snake in "Dark Soul", we are so strong that it makes people despair."

"At this time, we have to bend down, and like the demon kings in JRPG, we have to let go, take the initiative to expose our weaknesses, and leave weapons that can be used against ourselves. Only in this way can we have our brave men."

"Why are there brave men?" Minami Yuki was puzzled.

Yukimura Nobu sighed: "The brave one refers to the wife."

"Then why do you need a wife?" Minami Yuki asked.

"Because the cave is right there!"

"Um?"

"Nothing, just remember that when you reach my age, you must have a wife, a brave man who can defeat you. This brave man must be trained in advance and given experience and weapons. Never fight her head-on in the early stage to attack her. confidence."

"By the time you reach my level, it will be too late to train a brave man!"

Minami Yuki is a good boy who always accepts kindness. He saw his cousin's kindness - his cousin already said it with eyes watering.

"Can't you just be killed by a little monster?" He asked his last doubt.

"In "Dark Souls", are you willing to be hacked to death by monsters on the roadside?" the cousin asked.

Nan Yuxi thought for a moment and finally nodded: "I understand."

Yukimura Shin smiled happily. He walked out of bed and patted Minami Yuki on the head: "My birthday will be in one month. I hope to see your hero before that day."

Minami Yuki seemed to understand, but he used another method to understand. He thought that his wife was like a weapon specially used against the BOSS in the game. If he didn't collect it in his backpack now, he would die miserably when he encountered the BOSS.

"What kind of warrior is better?" Minami Yuki asked her cousin for clues about weapons.

"Big breasts!"

"ah?"

As for why he wanted to find a brave man with big breasts, his cousin didn't have a brilliant explanation. He just kept saying that the European style is justice, and how can the world gather if the breasts are not big.

Minami Yuki just thought this was a special setting and accepted it.

After determining the characteristics of a brave man, he began to investigate. In the game, there are two main ways to obtain mission information. One is to ask the NPC, and the other is to explore on his own.

Minami Yuki asked her uncle and aunt if there was a girl about her own age nearby. Her uncle and aunt were not social people, and they told Yuki in apologetic voices that they didn't know either.

Plan one failed, so Minami Yuki continued to implement plan two. He asked about the locations of nearby parks and convenience stores, and went to stay at those two locations.

As he expected, there were many little girls coming and going from these two places.

At the same time, he realized that he had overlooked something - he could not tell whether a girl's breasts were big or not.

Where did the child get the chest!

This dilemma did not dismay him, but surprised him. He suddenly realized that breasts, like potential, were something that could not be observed with the naked eye and could only be verified during the other person's growth process.

In other words, breasts = potential. Only girls with good potential can have strong power, and power is justice. With power and justice, the world can be settled.

My cousin’s two seemingly irrelevant words actually contain the truth about how the world works!

This realization greatly inspired Youxi. He thought hard and quickly found a way to judge a girl's potential from a side perspective.

He shifted his gaze, no longer looking at the playful and greedy little girls, but at their mother.

There is no genetics content in the first-grade curriculum, but relevant knowledge is mentioned in the comics and games Minami Yuki has read. Although this knowledge is very fragmented and somewhat confused.

As long as you find a mother whose potential has been transformed into strength, you can find a daughter with potential!

Minami Yuki not only stayed on guard by herself, but also invited her cousin Yukimura Nobu.

Yukimura Nobu was shocked. He thought the boy had long forgotten his nonsense, and thought that his cousin's frequent outings were because he had made friends outside. Unexpectedly, Yuki Minami really found a girlfriend seriously.

He felt warm in his heart and felt that he was being taken seriously, which made him a little proud and also gave him a sense of responsibility.

He thought that if Yuki couldn't find one that he liked, he would buy one for the boy.

Is G20 better or G19... No, no, spiritual communication is more important than physical pleasure.

Play "A Thousand Flowers" or "White Photo" for him.

Yukimura Nobu has basically acquiesced that boys will not find the right girl. If a girl he likes is so easy to find, how could he be single until now?

"Don't be distracted." Nan Youxi poked her cousin's waist.

Nobu Yukimura put back his wandering thoughts and looked at the park in front of him.

It's past noon, the temperature has dropped a lot, the wind has brought a better-than-nothing coolness, and the children have been allowed to go out.

There were six children playing in the sandpit, swings and slides, only three of them girls.

That's a lot for a small park, but what tricks could three girls see?

Yukimura Nobu took a quick glance and saw that one girl was dirty, one was chubby, and another girl he almost thought was a boy.

"Yu Xi." He organized his words, trying to express his views tactfully.

"Don't look in the park, look at the roadside." Minami Yuki interrupted him.

The small park is located next to the main road in and out of this residential area. Even in summer vacation, there are still people and cars coming and going.

Yukimura Nobu saw a cute little girl with just one glance.

"What do you think of that?" He poked the boy with his elbow and pointed at the girl wearing a medical goggle on the side of the road.

The girl looks younger than Minami Yuki, with a cute appearance but a cold expression. Noticing Minami Yuki's gaze, she covered her left eye covered by the eyepatch with one hand, and stared at the boy through the gap between her fingers with her right eye, showing a smile like a secondary villain in the game.

Minami Yuki glanced at the girl's mother's flat chest and didn't respond.

He kicked Nobu Yukimura's feet: "Don't look at the little girls, look at their mothers."

"Ah?" Yukimura Shin was startled and said hesitantly: "Isn't this... bad? Although mature women are also an artistic style, and it is normal for children your age to like women with maternal qualities, but your age... …”

"It's not about them."

"what is that?"

"Look at their boobs."

"You, you, you, you said you don't want them! Wait, do you mean that the person itself is not important, but the breasts are important? Oppai ontology? Other bodies are just Oppai's petri dishes? Wonderful! I didn't expect that you are so small At this age, I have learned to see the essence through the phenomenon, and see the reality through the illusion, and I have become a noble person and a pure person..."

The more Yukimura Shin talked, the more excited he became. He looked at Minami Yuki with more and more eager eyes, and he couldn't wait to argue with the boy about truth and justice.

Minami Yuki looked at him doubtfully, not knowing what fantasy this cousin had. He explained: "You can tell how big your daughter will be in the future by looking at her mother's age."

Yukimura Nobu's passion was stuck in his throat. He was first relieved that his cousin had not taken the wrong path, and then he was sad that he had lost a like-minded friend.

In fact, a young divorced woman in her thirties was chatting with him online recently, and he was hesitating whether to agree to meet her offline. He just saw Minami Yuki talking about young mothers, and he thought he could discuss it with the boy.

Feeling disappointed and then embarrassed, Nobu Yukimura stood up and said impatiently: "You can tell at a glance what you want me to do!"

"can not tell."

"Why can't you see it?"

“There’s truth and there’s lies.”

Yukimura Nobu was speechless. What this kid said seemed to make sense?

This damn vanity actually drives humans to lie about the truth of the world!

He sat back on the bench and became interested in using his countless experience in reading women to become an appraiser.

His rich experience and outstanding IQ allowed him to quickly sort out the judgment method. He divided the counterfeiters into three categories: squeezed, padded, and silicone. His piercing eyes were like a net, classifying large and small counterfeiters. Counterfeit goods will be eradicated.

After such strict review, the number of young mothers who meet the requirements has rapidly decreased, and the remaining few barely meet the standards.

It was at this time that Asano Kanako came into the brothers' sight.

Nobu Yukimura, who was constantly making comments, was speechless the moment he saw the woman. He kept rubbing his eyes and felt that he was hallucinating - why did the cantaloupe become sperm?

"Does this meet the requirements?" Minami Yuki asked.

"It's more than consistent, it's perfect!" Nobu Yukimura still remembered his cousin's purpose. He looked at the woman's side, "But she is alone. I don't know if she has a daughter."

"I'll go ask." Minami Yuki stood up.

"Wait." Yukimura Shin was startled.

Regardless of whether it is a game otaku, anime otaku, or any other otaku, 90% of it is caused by social fears. Nobu Yukimura failed to become one or two percent more than that. His social life may have become heavier due to being at home in the past two years. Talking to strangers has made him nervous, let alone talking to a woman who has the perfect pair of truths. , let alone asking the other party if he has a daughter.

Thinking of the conversation, his toes dug together in embarrassment.

"How do you ask?" He was not asking, but blocking. He wanted the boy to envision the conversation and the embarrassment involved.

"Introduce yourself first, and then ask, 'Auntie, do you have a daughter?'"

"How can it be so direct! And even if she answers yes, what are you going to say?"

"Just say, 'Can I go to my aunt's house to play?'"

Yukimura Nobu let go of his hand on the boy's shoulder, took two steps back in horror, and looked at Minami Yuki with disbelief.

He understood one thing. The boy in front of him was also a sociopath, the kind of sociopath who was a sociopath!

Isn’t this child afraid?

The panic made him forget to cover up, and he asked directly: "What if she doesn't agree? Wouldn't it be embarrassing at that time? If we, the perfect ones, are rejected, our self-esteem will definitely be greatly hurt! We will be devastated! We will stay. The psychological shadow of the next life! I will tremble with fear every time I see a young mother!"

Minami Yuki tilted his head. He did not explain directly, but rehearsed the situation.

He asked Nobu Yukimura: "If a beautiful girl stopped you and asked you if you have games at home, how would you answer?"

Yukimura Nobu didn't understand the meaning of Minami Yuki's words. He hesitated for a moment and said, "I will answer yes!"

"Then that girl said she wanted to go to your house to play games. What do you think?"

"Is there such a good thing?" Nobu Yukimura imagined this scene with surprise on his face.

"Look, it's impossible to be rejected!" Minami Yuki spread her hands.

Yukimura Nobu understood what Minami Yuki meant. He looked at the boy's face that was even cuter than when he was a child and fell down on the bench.

Yes, just as he would be happy to take a beautiful girl home, the woman on the street would also be happy to take her cousin home.

No one can say no to such a cute child!

Since this principle is feasible for my cousin, it can also be applied to him...

He thought about the class reunion and that middle school classmate. If he...

When he cheered up from the loss and looked to the side of the road, Yuxi and the woman were gone.