Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

The son said: Conscience debt is a disaster. It's hard to be a good man, it's really bad.

Yu Xingmi said with a groan, feeling the helplessness of being touched. Although good intentions do bad things, good intentions do not pay the bill. Ask her to apologize and let her lose money without talking.

Since the heart is unwilling, why nod your head and admit it?

Yu Xingmi smiled, holding Lumi's hand back the same way.

After fleeing for thirty seconds, the deacon had not yet dispersed, like a rewind of a movie scene, she placed Rumi at a fixed point, and picked up the trash can next to it.

In the end, she apologized to the head of the deacon and said: "Take care of your eldest lady, the fairy jumped and returned the money."

Wave your hand and make an individual.

This isn't a fairy jumping!

A brood of deacons is stubborn, and a woman is slender and weak. Seeing the injustice on the road, she "bucketed" to help, but was caught and demanded compensation. Pooh!

As for her inconsistency in the trash can, she doesn't talk about the other people's heads, and drags people to run without asking why...

Mom's impulse is the devil ==

Yu Xingyi refused to lose money and left calmly.

Ilumi stopped to watch, thoughtful.

One, two, three reasons for losing money have been drafted, and four, five, or six ways of discounting are also listed.

Waiting for her angrily questioning, he retorted again and again, but unexpectedly, the other party did not give him a chance to speak, and sent him back to the deacon...

No, there is no money in this world that he can't claim.

Ilumi slumped, not knowing what he was thinking.

The deacons waited for a while, seeing that the eldest master had no instructions, they respectfully stepped forward.

"Master Ilumi..." The deacon leader maintained his usual calmness and continued, "Please come back with us. Madam wants to see you."

Ilumi said, "Who is it this time?"

Is it the powerhouse of Meteor Street, or the lady of the chaebol predator, or a member of the Hunter Association...

It doesn't matter.

No one can match him.

The head of the deacon lowered his voice and said, "Madam chose eighteen girls for you, and each of them is very strong. This time it is a wheel fight. Madam said, there is always one who can succeed."

Wheel battle?

One can always succeed?

Ilumi:...

He stared at the deacon quietly, staring at the other person's scalp tingling.

The deacon head bit his head and said: "Master, go back with us. Otherwise, we have to fight with you..."

too painful!

It's hard to be a man between the young master and the wife!

Ilumi didn't say a word, but walked to the side of the street and picked up the trash can. Following Yu Xingmi's appearance, he clicked on the head of the deacon.

And said: "Tie those eighteen women, the wheel warfare still wants to ruin the money."

Ilumi refused to go home and left calmly.

The deacons carried **** on their heads, stunned and watched.

Trash can: What did I do wrong? what! Do you still have a sense of ethics? !

...

Ilumi pigeon had a "feast" for his mother's blind date, turned around and took the business order, and helped a lady kill her cheating husband and mistress for a total of billions of nuns.

This is why he chose Youkexin.

There are many wealthy people, conflicts intensify, and generous shots. They don't hesitate to spend money to buy their lives and take revenge at any cost. As long as the killer can complete the task 100%, it is not a pity that the asking price is high.

Because after the assassination is successful, they can get benefits far beyond the price paid.

"Congratulations, Mrs. Abbot." After receiving the final payment, Ilumi congratulated him without any fluctuations. "The firm and the board of directors will be your private property."

"Please keep in mind the terms you signed with Beat Enemy, and put 35% of the annual dividends into my account."

"I wish you a happy life and welcome to visit next time."

Ilumi hung up the phone and was about to go back to the seven-star suite to take a bath and rest, but suddenly remembered that his "cash machine" was still lying in the orthopedic hospital.

Even if Hisuo is not like a master who can take care of the wounds, he may still have fun with the wounds, but just think of that "strengthening" Hulk...

Ilumi felt that staying away from Hisoso was a wise choice.

What if he crashes into the Hulk by accident?

The Hulk circled Hisuo as his possession, even if he and Hisuo were purely trading, the other party would not listen to the explanation, right?

The woman who was dazzled by "love" has no reason at all, just like Quilia at the time.

And he didn't want to enter the orthopedic hospital sideways.

Ilumi thought about it, and went back to the girls' dormitory. The time is approaching midnight, and ordinary people should be asleep. Then he can be more convenient and jump directly to the sixth floor...

Um?

He stood at the bottom of the dormitory and looked up, but saw that the whole building was brightly lit, and not a single room was turned off!

The shaved legs on the first floor are grinning, the mahjong on the second floor is crackling, the chorus on the third floor makes noise, the balcony on the fourth floor yells, the light sticks on the fifth floor dance at night, and the one on the sixth floor...

Yu Xingmi flashed a flashlight and told a gloomy story: "At midnight, he held her, spinning and dancing, but found that there was no woman in the floor-to-ceiling mirror."

"He jerked his head down..."

"It turned out that he was not holding a woman, but a black-haired and black-clothed ghost!"

With a "creak", Ilumi opened the door of the dormitory and came in. In the backlight, the night breeze surged, causing him to dance wildly with black hair and wobble in a black dress.

Like a ghost, came to the cemetery to pray...

In the next second, Quelia and Camilla hugged and screamed! Yu Xingmi's flashlight snapped down, yelling damn!

until--

The expressionless Ilumi stretched out his hand and turned on the 500-watt light bulb.

A mess, three flashlights. Two were dressed in pale masks and hugged into **** in red pajamas; one hung from the top bunk, with long hair mopping the floor like a hanged ghost.

He obviously didn't do anything, but they screamed worse than they were killed.

It looked like the ghost saw me...

"What are you doing again?"

Ilumi deeply felt the incomprehensibility of this creature like a woman, except for work needs, he never stayed up late. It not only preserves health, but also saves electricity.

However, the dance of the female sleeping group at night refreshed his cognition.

"Slumber party!" Yu Xing gave her a blank look.

Yu Xingmi has always had a good heart, and is not a person who likes to care.

Although Lumi’s "losing money" made her stubborn to death, but thinking about her own mistakes, she simply turned the matter over.

Ilumi has a strong desire for control and is a person who likes to care about.

The deacon is also one of the possessions of beating the enemy's Hakka. The clothing matches the ability of thinking, and the materials are top-notch. Withholding a trash can, the damage is zero, and the washing fee can be millions.

Although Yu Xingmi's refusal to pay the bill choked him to death, the wool of the "new customer" had to be squeezed carefully.

He decided to learn more about the "enemy"'s economy, background and character, and then make a compensation plan that can be accepted by both parties.

In short, there can be no money in the world that he can't claim!

As a result, the two people who thought differently began a harmonious and friendly cross-server chat.

Ilumi recalled his last blind date and replied: "Yeah."

It's rare for Rumi to go back to the bedroom for the night, her attitude is so "easy-going", and her rare topic is full of gossip that women prefer.

Quelia asked, "How does that feel?"

Camilla asked, "How old is the other party? Does he look good? Is his personality gentle?"

Yu Xingmi added: "Are there any photos?"

Ilumi:...

He began to understand what a "slumber meeting" was.

"It feels very weak." Ilumi's voice did not fluctuate, explaining the facts, "The other party is 20 years old, uglier than me, not gentle, and has no photos."

The girls automatically translated into: The blind date boy is 20 years old, he is a white chicken, he doesn't look good, his personality is not good, and he deletes no photos.

Yu Xingmi turned over and raised his calf: "Where did you meet each other? Is it in the cafe?"

Ilumi: "Exhibition field."

Girls:...

Camilla's face was unbelievable: "Why did you choose the martial arts field?"

Ilumi nodded: "Test the opponent's strength."

Girls:...

Quilia was dumbfounded: "How is this measured? What is it measured?"

Ilumi took it for granted: "Fight."

Girls:...

Yu Xingmi asked: "Fighting... are your parents there? Allow the fight?"

Ilumi: "My parents are here, my younger brothers are there. Those who are weak, can't get in and punch... Well, they can't get into my door."

Girls:...

The girls automatically translated into: The blind date was at the martial arts field. Everyone who came to the blind date would have a fight first. My parents and brothers beat him together. Those who are weak are beaten, beaten, and can't be my son-in-law.

Yu Xingmi whispered: "Lumi, what does your house do?"

Ilumi: "Do business."

Yu Xingmi then asked: "Rumi, is your family rich?"

Ilumi: "Hmm..."

Women: Lie! You obviously are so picky!

For a time, the chat atmosphere was very harmonious. As soon as the slumber meeting started, the whole world could talk about it, and the more we talked, the more exciting the topic became, and it also rushed to the road of no return to the yellow jokes.

As a man, Ilumi found that women's proficiency in **** is no lower than men's. Even, they talked for granted, a very ordinary appearance.

"In the eyes of men, only women with **** are attractive?" Camilla put a small face, "What should I do? I only have B cups."

Quelia curiously asked: "Xingmi, is your chest real? Can I touch it?"

Yu Xingmi stood up proudly: "Come on! Really good at a fair price! Don't persuade, try hard!"

Ilumi:...

Is this a woman?

The eldest master of the assassin's family is worthy of being a professional assassin.

When they get tired from playing, it's time to turn off the lights and go to bed. Ilumi's hand stretched to the switch, but Yu Xingmil pulled his sleeve.

Ilumi turned around and saw the girl holding a basin, looking at him expectantly.

Yu Xingmi sent him a team invitation: "Why do you turn off the lights, don't you take a bath? Do you want to join me, we can still rub each other's backs."

Ilumi:...

He was silent for a moment, and said, "I refuse."

Don't even think of succeeding in the wheel battle of the eighteen masters of Nian Li, is it possible that they can still be planted in the girls' dormitory?

Bathing together?

The photos of every member of the enemy Hakka can be sold at the price of billions of nuns on the black market, and the body of the enemy Hakka master can be seen for free for you?

Don't think about it!

The author has something to say: PS: The future-

Ilumi: I regret it, do you have a bath together?

Yu Xingmi: Get out!

PS: Deacons: Don't listen to the nonsense of the young master, he is just a money basket! The cleaning fee is paid by our deacon!