Even Cthulhu Can't Stop Me From Picking Up Trash

Ma Xiaoling raised her glasses and replied, "I can see that this extraordinary item is very valuable, but I am a bookstore, not a grocery store, and extraordinary items are not accepted."

Lu Kai was embarrassed: "What should I do? I really have no money to pay you back."

Ma Xiaoling took back the "Superego Meditation" and said seriously: "I started to predict that it would take you about a week to master this meditation method, but I didn't expect you to learn it in just one day, and adjusted your energy to perfection. state."

"Don't think I'm just a bookstore manager. I've seen too many amazing young geniuses who broke through the limits of mortals at a young age and reached extraordinary early. But none of them got a good death. You are a genius."

When Lu Kai heard Ma Xiaoling complimenting himself, he was a little embarrassed: "Haha, it's not as powerful as you said."

Ma Xiaoling took out the IOU, and then the money was burned out of thin air and turned into ashes.

Lu Kai: "Huh huh?"

Ma Xiaoling: "Knowledge is priceless. The road to transcendence is very dangerous, and it's not that simple. You have to be in awe at every step and walk on thin ice. The fastest way to fall is often a genius."

Lu Kai: "Uh..."

Ma Xiaoling: "If this book was given to you for free, or sold cheaply, would you learn it?"

Lu Kai: "Yes."

Ma Xiaoling: "..."

The atmosphere suddenly turned cold.

Ma Xiaoling: "In short, that's it. I will buy more books from my sister in the future."

Lu Kai: "Uh, how old are you?"

Ma Xiaoling touched Lu Kai's head: "Seniorship is calculated according to height."

Lu Kai took out the [Bone Bag Full of Spiritual Energy] in his backpack: "This is the rent for borrowing books. This thing is sacrificed for 50 points, but I think Master Kanyu may pay a high price for it."

Ma Xiaoling accepted it readily, and then Lu Kai left.

On the road, Lu Kai thought about what Ma Xiaoling said, "The extraordinary road is very dangerous, and you need to be careful every step of the way." Then he returned home.

When I got home, I found a letter stuck in the crack of the door. I opened it and saw that it was a summons.

It was sent by the Cleanup Bureau, and Lu Kai was asked to go to the Cleanup Bureau to go through the formalities for release on bail pending trial.

What is bail pending trial? Is it senior brother?

When they got to the clearance bureau, the staff handed over a glass jar full of crystallized salt to Lu Kai.

Staff: "You are the only relative of this, take it away. Add 100 grams of crystalline salt every three days to maintain the state."

Lu Kai took the jar and shook it, revealing the contents inside.

Sure enough, it was the head of my brother. The senior brother glared angrily and stared at Lu Kai with gritted teeth.

Lu Kai looked disgusted: "I don't want it, you can deal with it!"

Staff: "If you don't want to, just find a random place and throw it away. The bureau is almost filled with this kind of garbage."

Senior brother screamed, but the glass jar was plugged with a stopper, so no sound could be heard.

Lu Kai opened the jar, and the roar of the senior brother came out: "Lu Kai, you can't die! You made me end up in this field! You can't die!! You can't...%%..."

Lu Kai plugged the stopper, hehe, only his head was full of foul language.

Lu Kai thought that Senior Brother should know how to get to the Bone Ground. Take it back for a good trial! When you arrive at the Bone Ground, you can sell these extraordinary items relatively safely.

Lu Kai left the clean-up bureau with a can.

The senior brother in the jar was yelling, but because of the stopper, he could only see his mouth opening and closing.

Lu Kai: "Senior brother, please stop, this is on the street."

Senior brother started to spit at Lu Kai, making the inside of the jar sticky.

Lu Kai got angry: "If you do anything more, I will..."

Lu Kai looked around and saw two wild dogs licking the scabies on the side of the road.

"I'll throw you to those dogs to eat!"

These are leprosy dogs,

It is the evolution of the dog, the leprosy is rotten, and it becomes a layer of foul-smelling armor. If it is a dog, it will appear on the dining table of passers-by within an hour. These leprosy dogs are not only unpalatable, but poisonous. In order to survive, every creature has to work hard.

Two wild dogs came wagging their tails when they heard something to eat.

Lu Kai put the jar close to him, and the wild dogs were taken aback for a moment.

Well, dogs don't eat this stuff.

Lu Kai took his senior brother back home.

The plug was opened, and the obscenities of the senior brother came out in an endless stream.

Lu Kai got angry and shook the jar. The jar was filled with psychic crystallized salt, and he shoved his eyes into his brother's mouth and eyes. Tears came out.

Seeing that the senior brother finally stopped, Lu Kai asked the senior brother about the evolution project.

Senior brother looked at Lu Kai with the eyes of an idiot: "Do you think I would say it? If I say it, I will die."

Lu Kai said fiercely, "If you don't say anything, I will be punished!"

Senior Brother: "Hehe, I only have a head left, I'm still afraid of your punishment?"

Lu Kai: "..."

Lu Kai has nothing to do with his senior brother, and being a good person is also very tiring. If he is a bad person, he will not feel any guilt if he cuts his eyes and ears in order to get information. Forget it.

Lu Kai: "Do you still know anyone in this city?"

Senior brother smiled: "Do you think I'll tell you? Do you think I'm stupid?"

Lu Kai: "No, you see, there are only lights in the room here, you only have a head, and I'm scared to live in the same room with me at night, if you know someone, I'll send you out. If not... …”

Senior brother suddenly felt that something bad was about to happen: "If you don't...what do you want to do?"

Lu Kai found a cardboard box: "If you don't have any acquaintances, then I'll have to help you find a kind person for adoption."

The road was opened on the cardboard box and written with a red oily marker: asking for adoption by kindhearted people

Senior brother's face changed greatly: "No, you can't treat me like this! Are you throwing me away as a beast? You beast!"

Lu Kai looked embarrassed: "You can't live here, right? It's so dark at night, you're half a pollutant. If you suddenly lose control, you'll kill me."

Lu Kai put the senior brother into the cardboard box, the size of the box is just right. Then Lu Kai started writing.

[Due to family problems, I can't continue to keep this pet. I hope that a kind person will adopt it, and the good person will have a safe life. My name is...]

Lu Kai asked his brother, "Brother, what's your name?"

The senior brother was furious when he heard this: "Lu Kai, you bullshit, we have been together for 3 months, and I will take you to psionics! You actually forgot my name!? You have to die!"

Lu Kai: "I'm sorry, if you're not someone you know very well, it's hard to remember the name. You can call it... just call it Ah Lu!"

Senior Brother: "Fuck you! My name is ***"

Lu Kai continued to write: [My name is Ah Lu, I am 30 years old this year. 100 grams of crystalline salt is needed every three days for curing. If you don't love, please don't hurt. 】

Senior Brother: "Who the fuck is 30 years old! I'm only 29!"

Lu Kai put the letter into the envelope, and then stuffed 20 yuan into it. After thinking about it, I took out the money again and exchanged it for 2 yuan.

Then put it in a carton.

Senior Brother: "You can't die! You can't die! You just put 2 yuan in!! You can't die!!"

Lu Kai went out holding the cardboard box, walked through a few alleys, found a small square, and placed the cardboard box under the tree in the square.

Lu Kai said to the cardboard box, "Goodbye brother."

Expletives came from the cardboard box.

Lu Kai turned to leave, and saw a homeless man on the other side of the square staring at him.

The road is far away. The homeless man came over immediately, picked up the cardboard box and walked away, saying with saliva, "I have meat to eat today."