Chapter 559 really don’t want to complain! Give your peers a chance!!
The script is 80 episodes, but Jiang Feng does not say that it will be written in a few days.
He only wrote a part of it, and he had to take it over to review the script, and only if the script was approved, he could also set up a project.
Otherwise, even if the project is established now, when the script review fails, it will be for nothing.
There is no need to worry about this script for the time being, Zhang Yangyun has no schedule this year.
Now even if the project is approved, if he has no schedule by then, he will not be able to shoot this year.
He is now going to the magic capital, ready to record the new season of the extreme challenge big night, came to the magic capital, tonight’s extreme pick.
After they all changed their clothes, they went outside and waited.
The man gang set off for a new season.
The way the Men Gang returned was more special, everyone was locked up in an iron cage.
“How long have we been here?”
Zhang Yixing in the iron cage, knowing that the recording was open, first opened the topic
Huang Lei, who was squatting in the iron cage to wash clothes, raised his head to look at Zhang Yixing, who asked this question: “This, this, we have been here for a year, right?” ”
“A year?”
Sun Honglei also entered the state.
“Yes, I’ve been doing this laundry for more than a year.”
Huang Lei crouched in the iron cage and watched the camera complain.
When Huang Lei spoke, Huang Bo scolded him: “I’ll tell you, Huang Lei.” ”
“What, what’s wrong with me.”
Huang Lei, who stood up, was still very temperamental.
“Don’t look at you washing my clothes, it’s useless how to wash them.”
Huang Bo scolded Huang Lei.
“What’s the matter, I haven’t forgiven me after washing you for a year, but I can’t wash it white?”
In this regard, Huang Lei is also very temperamental and scolds Huang Bo.
“Oh, it’s funny, you can wash white in a year?”
Also with a temper is Jiang Feng.
“Last time it wasn’t because of you, can we get infected?”
Huang Bo said.
“If you weren’t and finally infected by that charming oceanic girl’s kiss, would you infect us?”
Jiang Feng grabbed the iron cage and complained about Huang Lei: “I’m infected, bring Lao Tzu to this planet where birds don’t.” ”
“I don’t know how my seven wives are now, you smelly thing.”
“Just because of your lustful uprising, I paid 1.4 billion in wife taxes in vain.”
“Hahahaha~”
Jiang Feng took the lead in rubbing his wife into the heat, which also made Wang Xun and others laugh.
“You should be sent to other planets, if you are not sent, how many girls on Earth will you have to harm.”
Huang Lei took the washing powder and threw Jiang Feng on the opposite side.
Huang Lei’s precise complaining made the scene laugh.
“Wow really, this fat man.”
Jiang Feng, who was complained about, grabbed the iron cage and drank angrily: “Drive my Wanderer over, see if I don’t slap you to death.” ”
Jiang Feng mentioned the super mecha in the movie “Pacific Rim” that he is now screening, which made countless audiences laugh; This movie is hot.
“Fatty Huang, look at my heavenly daughter scattered flowers.”
Sun Honglei also learned from the example, taking washing powder and throwing the yellow barrier.
Suddenly, the man helped six people start beating with washing powder. This unique opening makes the audience watching the show laugh and can’t stop laughing.
It’s still that familiar taste, it’s still that familiar feeling.
“Just because of you Huang Lei, I was separated from my comrades for a year.”
Gan Xun is also blaming Huang Lei.
“What comrade-in-arms you are, your comrade-in-arms.”
Huang Lei alone against the five of them.
However, it was also Wang Xun’s words that made Sun Honglei think of a question: “By the way, I heard Yixing say that men in the cold country have to serve in the military before the age of 30, why don’t our country have to serve in the military?” ”
As soon as Sun Honglei asked this question, Jiang Feng quickly complained: “The loyal soldiers are to protect the peace of the country, not to conquer the world. ”
“Does it matter? With military service? ”
Sun Honglei took the washing powder and threw Jiang Feng.
Jiang Feng was not to be outdone, and changed hands, and said, “Are you stupid? What country have you seen with five or six billion soldiers? Also loyal to the country and the whole people for military service? ”
“If men loyal to the country have to serve in the military, five or six hundred million troops, are you going to conquer the world?”
“Haha~”
Jiang Feng’s rebuttal made Sun Honglei understand the reason and laugh.
“Besides, if everyone in Zhongguo had to serve in the military, they would really have to fight, and they would ambush on a mountain, and hundreds of thousands of people were lying on a mountain, would that still be called an ambush?”
“Haha~”
Jiang Feng’s accurate description made the man laugh out loud.
“Also loyal to the country all men in military service? There are hundreds of thousands of people called Zhang Wei in the whole country, how, do you want to set up a Zhang Wei regiment or Zhang Wei group army? ”
Sun Honglei, who was complained about, had already squatted down with a smile on the iron cage.
“Don’t talk about Zhang Wei, it’s the name Huang Bo, there are more than 10,000 people in the country, do you want to set up a ‘Huang Bo’ division for Huang Bo alone?”
“Your Sun Honglei’s name has hundreds of people in Zhongguo, do you want to establish one?”
“Sun Honglei” bandit company? ”
Jiang Feng threw Sun Honglei with washing powder, and complained about him vigorously.
Several people on the side couldn’t stop laughing.
“Why is military service not compulsory for the country? If this is really loyal to the country and the whole people serve in the military, Zhang Wei’s group army has turned the small island country into a province of loyal country, and our troops have not yet finished naming Zhang Wei. ”
“Haha~”
Jiang Feng’s divine explanation made the audience laugh so hard that they couldn’t stop laughing at all.
“And mandatory military service? A country with 600 million soldiers, a shooting competition in the military region, three years later, the group knockout round has not yet been completed, like words? ”
Sun Honglei squatted on the ground against the iron cage, laughing and not listening.
However, Jiang Feng seized this opportunity and scolded vigorously: “The chief asked the cooking class to go out to purchase, and the cold country still thought that we launched a general attack.” ”
“Send a reconnaissance company out to investigate, and the other side thinks that our whole army has attacked.”
“Haha~ I was wrong, I was wrong, I shouldn’t have asked this question.”
Sun Honglei apologized with a complaining laugh.
But the audience who watched the show finally understood why Zhongguo did not serve in the military for all.
If this is really the military service of the loyal country, which country in the world can compare this scale?
One person can drown a city with a mouthful of spit, is there still a fight here?
“By the way, Jiang Feng, you said, if there is such a person.”
The smile was almost the same, Sun Honglei wanted to ask Jiang Feng, and he was also very cooperative: “What kind of person?” ”
“That’s it, if there is such a person, his grandfather is a traitor, his grandmother has worked as an interpreter for devils, his uncle is a bandit, and his father is a father who is an underworld, can this child still be a soldier?”
“Seriously, it’s really not that I want to complain, but my peers always give opportunities.”
“This kid you are talking about, his ambition is somewhat contrary to the ancestor’s decision, right?”
“Other people’s homes are full of loyal martyrs, they are all over the house, right?”
“Hahahaha~”
When everyone on the side heard this, they were already laughing a little straight.
“Needless to say, this kid can have an ID card is all green smoke from the ancestral tomb, and he still wants to be a soldier?”
The audience had already been given Jiang Feng’s answer, and they didn’t know what to say.
Now they can only laugh, and they can’t even say anything except laughter.
“I wondered, how can a child who grew up in this family atmosphere have the idea of becoming a soldier? Was he held by mistake? Haha~”
This cute idea, even Jiang Feng himself couldn’t hold back in the end.
“Also, it is already the greatest miracle of the 21st century that this family can live to his generation.”
Zhang Yixing, Sun Honglei, and they all laughed out of tears.
Sun Honglei waved his hand even more, signaling that he would not ask.
Ask a question yourself, and you can always be complained about by Jiang Feng, and it is very funny.
But when this episode was broadcast, many viewers burst into tears of laughter.
Who would have thought that at the beginning of the second season of Extreme Challenge, Jiang Feng’s complaining would bring them so much laughter.
“Xiaobo, let me ask you, I see that I am 43 and have no children, will my old age be very miserable.”
Sun Honglei always has many endless questions.
Huang Bo was asked, so he said to Sun Honglei: “Of course, without children, it will definitely be miserable to grow old in the future.” ”
However, Jiang Feng on the side added: “However, if you have children, old age is miserable or not, I don’t know, anyway, if you have children, you may not be able to live to old age, and anger will make you angry.” ”
“Hahaha~”
When Sun Honglei heard this answer, he immediately felt that it made sense and began to laugh.
“Jiang Feng, how can you complain anywhere?”
Wang Xun couldn’t stand it.
“It’s not a question of me complaining or not, think about it yourself, when you were a child, did your parents get angry with you?”
“Anyway, when my family’s big honey was a child, she almost made my father-in-law die young several times in anger.”
“You murder me, you’re finished, you can’t pull out in a week”, which parent can not be angry to death when he hears it? In other words, my husband is a police officer and has a strong psychological quality. ”
The audience watching the show heard Jiang Feng compare Yang Mi and her father’s affairs, then it was really no problem
Many viewers who watched the show said that they are like this, and they will really be angry when they have children.
Jiang Feng, this is the laughter of many audiences and is frantically teasing.
But what you also have to admit is that what Jiang Feng said exists in reality.
“Master, will your girl also be angry with you?”
Zhang Yixing asked Huang Lei very simply.
“There must be times when we are childish, but it is up to us to look at the problem and solve it.”
Huang Lei said so, but Jiang Feng said: “Isn’t that the same!” Your family is a girl, if your son takes a look? ”
“Just like our honey sister, if it weren’t for the fact that she was a girl and looked cute, my husband would have killed her, what do you say?”
Jiang Feng joked with his wife again.
When the program was broadcast, this segment was also on the hot search.
After Yang Mi herself saw the show, she also posted on Weibo that Jiang Feng, who always complained about her popularity on the show, couldn’t she do the show in her own way? I have to cue her…
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