Entertainment: Falling in love with Fatty makes the whole internet laugh like crazy

To put it mildly, it’s called dog licking

Host: “The first thing we will do is the reporter’s question-and-answer session, and the last is the release of the theme song.” ”

Okay, now, friends from the press, please raise your hands to ask questions.”

“The female reporter on the right, please ask a question.”

Female reporter: “Hello everyone, I am a reporter from Dragon Fruit Media. I would like to ask Zhang Chen what he thinks about love.” Host: “Thank you for

your question. Please answer Mr. Zhang Chen.”

Zhang Chen He took the microphone and said, “This is how I see love. It may not be correct. It only represents my own opinion. Let me tell you what I want to say.” “Love, you can tell

from the literal meaning. To be in love, it must be love between two people.” ”

To put it simply, you like me, I like you, and two people like each other. This is called love.” ”

If one-sided liking is not called love, then It’s called unrequited love, or to put it mildly, it’s called dog-licking.”

“Such love has no results. Even if it does, problems will arise in later life and lead to divorce, so I said, To fall in love, two people must like each other.”

As he said that, Zhang Chen glanced at Fat Di.

Fatty was also looking at Zhang Chen.

The two of them smiled knowingly.

The stool rider was actually looking at Zhang Chen.

Then Zhang Chen glanced at the stool rider again, and the two of them also smiled knowingly.

[Wow, what Zhang Chen said makes sense. ]

[Yes, two people must like each other for it to be called love. If only one party likes the other, it will definitely be very painful. ]

[Yes, Zhang Chen’s view on love is great. ]

[Zhang Chen knows so much, just call the love master. ]

[As expected of Zhang Chen, look at the way he looks at Fatty is so sweet. ]

[Is the stool rider also interested in Zhang Chen? Did the stool rider peek at Zhang Chen just now? ]

[…]

Bang bang bang bang, the reporters on the scene applauded Zhang Chen one after another, thinking that what Zhang Chen said was great.

Moderator: “Okay, thank you Zhang Chen for your answer. I would like to ask the reporter friends to continue asking questions.” “The reporter

in the second row on the left.”

Reporter: “Thank you, moderator. I would like to ask Fat Di. Hello, Mr. Fat Di. I am a reporter from Snail Media, and my question is, when do you plan to get married and have children.” [

Wow, this question is very sharp. ]

[Yeah, I’m actually quite curious, hahaha. 】

【marry? Then you have to find a boyfriend first. Do you think Fatty has a boyfriend? ]

[Can’t you tell, Fat Di’s boyfriend is Zhang Chen. ]

[Ah, no, really? ]

[…]

Fat Di said: “Hmm~ This question is really not easy to answer. I don’t have a boyfriend yet.”

When he said this, Fat Di also glanced at Zhang Chen secretly.

“You have to find a boyfriend first. Actually, I’m not in a hurry. I just need to find one before I’m thirty-five. As for having children, it depends on the other half’s wishes. I respect the other half’s choice. If the other half doesn’t want it, I won’t want it.” , if the other party wants it, I want it.”

Reporter: “Hey, Fatty, why do you always peek at Zhang Chen.”

“Hahahahahahahahahahaha” the scene immediately burst into laughter.

Fat Di’s face turned red: “Is there any? Hahahaha, no.”

Reporter: “Okay, thank you Fat Di for your answer.”

Host: “Now, let me ask the next reporter to ask questions. The third row is wearing red clothes. Reporter, please ask a question.”

Reporter: “Okay, thank you host, my question is for Little Cheetah.” ”

Little Cheetah, I would like to ask, is there such a good relationship between you and Yang Tianbao, is there any relationship in reality? As for our interactions, have you ever thought about being together?”

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Little Cheetah: “Well, we are actually in contact with each other. As for whether you have ever thought about being together, I actually don’t have a problem with it. Why don’t you ask? Ask Yang Tianbao?”

[Holy shit, is Little Cheetah indirectly admitting that he likes Yang Tianbao? ]

[This means that as long as Yang Tianbao agrees, they will probably be together. ]

[I wonder how Yang Tianbao will answer. ]

[Hahahaha, this reporter’s question is a good one. I’m quite looking forward to Yang Tianbao’s answer. ]

[…]

Yang Tianbao: “Um, what’s the problem? I think the little cheetah and I are actually quite happy together, but I think we don’t know each other well enough. Let’s talk about it after we understand each other.” [Fuck, Yang Tianbao did

n’t Does rejection imply agreement? ]

[Maybe, as long as you don’t refuse, there will be fun, hahaha. ]

[Laughing to death, looking at the little cheetah’s expression, he is so happy. ]

[…]

Next, several reporters asked some questions, almost all the guests.

Host: “Okay, the question session is over. Now it’s time to release the theme song. There are two people who wrote the theme song for the show today. They are Zhang Chen and Hua Chenyu.” [The songs written by Zhang Chen definitely

have Guarantee, I watched the “King of Songs” program, and the three songs sung by Liu Huan, Zhang Xueyou and Shiqi Qi were all written by Zhang Chen, and they took the top three places. ]

[Hua Chenyu also wrote? Can you listen to the songs he wrote? ]

[ Just let Zhang Chen sing, forget about Hua Chenyu. ]

[Yeah, watching a love show is relaxing, but I don’t want to torture my ears. ]

[…]

Host: “Next, let’s invite Hua Chenyu to sing the theme song he wrote.”

Hua Chenyu was very confident and came to the center of the stage with a microphone.

As the accompaniment played, he also

finished the prelude of “Dancing Lightly (You Know)” and Hua Chenyu spoke: “&…%￥￥##@@%…G&…%#”

Host: ……

Reporter: ……

Netizen: …………

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one minute later.

[Oh my God, I’ve finally finished singing. What the hell, I can’t appreciate it, I can’t appreciate it] [

Ah, my ears, you have suffered. I apologize to you. I shouldn’t have let you listen. ]

[ Damn it, good guy, he’s still dancing like a master as always. ]

[My mother asked me why love shows would ask a mage to do the magic, and I said to exorcise ghosts. ]

[Hahahahaha, the one upstairs is going to make you laugh to death. ]

[…]

Netizens are already laughing in the live broadcast room.

Host: “Well, thank you Hua Chenyu for bringing the song. Next, let us enjoy the theme song written by Zhang Chen.”

Zhang Chen walked to the center of the stage with the microphone.

He bowed to everyone very gentlemanly.

Then he slowly said: “Next, the song I bring to you is “The Moon Represents My Heart”. I hope you all like it.”

[The Moon Represents My Heart? Just by hearing the title of the song, you can tell that it’s the right song]

[Wow, what a moody song title, using the moon to represent my heart, why didn’t I think of it. ]

[It has to be Zhang Chen, what a poetic name. 】

【looking forward to】

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