Entertainment: Falling in love with Fatty makes the whole internet laugh like crazy

Big Black Bull Song Yuqi writes a poem, making netizens laugh like crazy

Zhang Chen and Fatty blew shit in the live broadcast room, and the popularity of the live broadcast jumped to 1.2 million.

This was something the program team did not expect.

The original expectation of the program team was that it would be good to reach 500,000 yuan.

Who knew that this kid Zhang Chen would create miracles along the way.

It has been on several hot searches.

But the popularity of other live broadcast rooms can be described as appalling.

So the program team issued a task to the other three live broadcast rooms, asking them to observe Zhang Chen and Fat Di’s live broadcast rooms.

Learn from their innovative spirit and don’t stick to formalities.

Think of more new tricks to increase your popularity.

There are three other groups of live broadcast rooms.

Except for Da Heiniu and Song Yuqi in the countryside, Hua Chenyu and Shi Qiqi, Yang Tianbao and Little Cheetah are all in the city.

When it comes to feces, there are definitely more in rural areas than in cities.

So Da Hei Niu suggested, “Yu Qi, do you think we should also buy fire whips to blow up shit or something.”

However, Song Yuqi refused on the spot.

“Eh~ That’s disgusting. Let’s do something else.”

“Look how much fun Fatty has.” Big Black Bull still wanted to fight for it.

“No, no, no, I can’t stand it. If you ask me to play that, I’ll spit it out.” ”

Then what should we play? If we want to increase the popularity of the live broadcast room, we have to come up with some tricks. We can’t Play according to common sense.”

Song Yuqi thought for a while and said, “Okay, how about we compose a poem, Da Hei Niu?”

“Compose a poem?”

Upon hearing that Song Yuqi was going to compose a poem, netizens in the live broadcast room also started talking about it.

“Hey~ Song Yuqi can also compose poems? Did I hear you right?”

“Good guy, when celebrities compose poems, don’t act like shit like what Jia Shenshen wrote.” ”

I guess it won’t get better. You have to be good at writing poems. It takes talent.”

“Hahaha, it’s probably a limerick.”

“Don’t tell me, I’m really looking forward to it.”

“…”

………

“Big Black Bull, how about it?”

“Uh, okay. , isn’t it just about writing poems? I’m not the kind of person with strong limbs and simple mind. How about I come first?” “

Okay, I’m all ears.”

The big black cow began to fall into deep thought.

One minute later.

The big black bull raised its head.

“Yes, how about you listen to this song.”

At this time, Dahei Niu and Song Yuqi also came to a small river in the mountain stream. The environment here was similar to Zhang Chen’s.

“Ah~ the weather is really nice today”

“White clouds are floating in the sky”

“The wind is blowing really hard”

“Yu Qi and I are here to go on a date”

“Hahahaha, Yuqi, how are you? Is this poem of mine very advanced? ”

After listening to this poem, Song Yuqi’s eyes widened.

“F*ck, Brother Niu, yes, yes, yes, yes, you can write this poem according to your cultural level.”

Netizens also laughed.

“Hahaha, the big black cow can’t tell, it’s really tricky.”

“This poem sounds quite smooth, hahaha.”

“Yeah, it’s much better than the shitty poems written by Jia Shenshe .”

“I think Da Hei Niu should stop being a star in the future and just change his career to become a poet.”

“…”

Da Hei Niu: “Yu Qi, it’s your turn.”

“Okay, let me think for a while.”

Song Yuqi lowered his head . Thought for a while.

Then he raised his head and said: “Hmm, how about listening to my song.” “Ah

~ the weather is so sunny today”

“A little bird passed over”

“There is also a little bee”

“It’s buzzing in front of the flower” ”

How about it? ?”

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“Pfft~ Hahahaha, Yuqi, your literary talent is not bad.”

Netizens also laughed.

“I laughed so hard. I didn’t expect Song Yuqi to be so funny.”

“This poem is so simple and in line with Song Yuqi’s level.” ”

The two of them are really great contemporary poets, hehe.” ”

It’s so funny, I want to post it online. .”

So many netizens also cut out the videos of Da Heiniu and Song Yuqi composing poems and posted them online.

It soon caused quite a stir.

They also have a place on the hot search list.

The popularity of Dahei Niu and Song Yuqi’s live broadcast has also reached 200,000.

Seeing the popularity in the live broadcast room, the two of them were very happy.

It seems that writing poetry really works.

“How about we write a few more songs, and use the small river in front of us as the title?”

Da Hei Niu came up with the title.

Song Yuqi said: “Okay, let’s take the topic of Xiaohe. I’ll come first. I feel like my literary thoughts are flowing now, and my mind is full of poems.” “Okay, you

come first.”

This time Song Yuqi didn’t even think about it, and just chanted it. come out.

“Ah~”

“A small river passed by once”

“The water in the river is really clear”

“There are fish, shrimps and crabs in it”

“It’s fun to swim around”

“How is it?” “What a

poem! What a poem! It’s my turn next.” .”

The big black cow also couldn’t wait to chant.

“Ah~”

“The river flows from east to west”

“Leaves fall into the river”

“One leaf, two leaves, three or four leaves”

“Keep going with the river”

“Hahahaha, I am a genius, hahahaha.”

Live broadcast room Netizens were stunned.

“Damn it, are these two people crazy?”

“Pfft~ Hahahaha, you can still write poetry like this, haha.”

“If you want to do this, I can do it too, ah~ Let’s see the big show today Star, Hei Niu writes poems and makes people laugh. The audience is so happy that it makes them laugh to death. How about it, brothers?” ”

Fuck upstairs, you are also a great talent, hahaha.”

“Oh my god, it’s a love show. Changed it to a poetry conference?”

“…”

In this round, the popularity of Dahei Niu and Song Yuqi’s live broadcast directly exceeded 300,000.

The people on the program team were very happy to see it.

The director said: “Hey, this big black cow and Song Yuqi are really different.”

Assistant director: “Yes, although this poem is not very good, it is funny, hahaha.”

Producer: “That’s right, What we want is this effect, how happy netizens will be. As long as netizens like to watch it, the traffic will definitely increase.” …

Yang

Tianbao and Little Cheetah also started to take action.

It is impossible for two people to improvise as much in the city as in the countryside.

So the two of them planned to work in a restaurant.

“Little Cheetah, how about we go work part-time?

We can earn some money.” “Tianbao, work

part-time? What will we do?” “There is a dishwashing club, let’s go to the restaurant to wash the dishes.”

Little Cheetah said embarrassedly: “Uh, wash the dishes? I can’t wash the dishes either. I’ve never even been in the kitchen at home.” ”

Uh, actually, I can’t either. Like you, I’ve never been in the kitchen, but we can learn. .”

“Okay, let’s go wash the dishes.”

Netizens said one after another when they saw that the two were about to wash the dishes.

“Celebrities are so pampered that they can’t even wash the dishes.”

“That’s right, it’s great to be a star.” ”

You know what the hell, people are rich and have nannies at home. Why do they have to wash the dishes themselves when they have nannies? Wouldn’t that take away the nanny’s job? The nanny will definitely not want it.”

“What the person above said makes sense.”

“…”