Enforcer's Handbook

Song Lan suddenly discovered that Lao Lu and Lao Xu were both people who put life and death at risk. On the issue of Shakira fried rice, one of them dared to make it and the other dared to eat it.

Song Lan, who cherishes life and just wants to live a peaceful life, naturally cannot compete with two desperadoes. Moreover, if the working environment of H1 is as relaxed and comfortable as described in the transfer order, plus the salary has increased 25 times, , changing a working environment does not seem so unacceptable.

As a salty fish, Song Lan is best at self-psychological construction.

As long as you can convince yourself, every day will be a relaxing and happy day.

However, for the conscientious and responsible Lu Xiang, the transfer will bring a series of trivial matters. Unlike her previous supervisor, she cannot just leave when her term is up. The whole afternoon, her mind was filled with the issue of work handover.

Captain Doug.

Although he is more straight-tempered and has been unlucky in cases, either his butt was stuck to the toilet when encountering a person with unknown abilities, or the person replaced by a worm broke several ribs with shotgun bullets, but looking at the entire law enforcement department , and there is no one else more suitable than him to take over the position of department head.

After they left District 17, Devourer, Medel and others helped them keep an eye on the movements of District 17. There shouldn't be any major flaws in the security aspect.

"Ivan just contacted me. He arranged for us an internal channel to MI7, which should be able to avoid the eyes and ears of the rebels and foreign agencies."

Lu Xiang took one last look at Lute City from the edge of the balcony.

People who survived the disaster began the work of rebuilding their homes, and everything was in ruins.

But this time, they must leave the oasis in a covert way.

Before leaving, Song Lan kept her promise and called Madele in advance. As soon as the call was connected, she was bombarded with a barrage of questions.

After all, Madele is from a biopharmaceutical company, and the prevention and spread of viruses is one of her majors. She is very interested in this sudden outbreak of infectious diseases, and hopes that Song Lan can return to the first area before going to the first district. Take a trip to the dump and provide the research team with some blood samples.

This subject was so tempting that her heart could not calm down for a long time.

Throughout the ages, no one has ever studied "gods". This concept is very far away from them. Not to mention obtaining blood samples of "gods", even the most ardent believers may not be able to hear a whisper from the gods throughout their lives.

But Song Lan really didn't like abstract names like "gods" or "life in the upper world." As early as the period when psychic civilization was at its peak, he had told those who communicated with him not to call him that way more than once.

For him, the so-called whispers of the upper world are actually blind box phone calls, one of the ways to kill the boring life. Over time, perhaps because he is so talkative, every conversation eventually turned into an emotional talk hotline. , and it was through this hotline that he became aware of the harsh systems of the church.

"Are you leaving today?"

Seeing the two people packing their luggage, they had already eaten enough dog food and didn't want to see the "emptiness" of the two people again. Suddenly they felt a little reluctant to let go.

The coalition government had signed an agreement with him, which restricted his presence in coalition government territory without permission.

Although Song Lan and Lu Xiang are annoying, they are one of the few people in the world with whom he can have a pleasant conversation. Once they leave, his life will return to the past of wandering alone. time.

How can that public service announcement on TV make sense?

It is everyone’s responsibility to care for empty nesters!

"There are still a lot of things to deal with. When we get to the first district, we still have to choose a house. After all, we may have to live in the first district for a while."

Lu Xiang said.

Slowbird has always been a hands-off shopkeeper. Fortunately, now she has the "Sea of ​​Souls", and the super artificial intelligence has become her most considerate housekeeper. The matters required for job transfer and moving are being analyzed in detail and included in the agency Amidst the matter, Lu Xiang couldn't help feeling that in this era, reliable artificial intelligence is much more useful than psychic energy.

"I checked the account. His and my money combined should be enough to pay the down payment in District 1."

"Ah, oh, that's good."

"Nothing" feels a little uncomfortable. In fact, he doesn't know much about housing prices. Because of the Chamber of Commerce, he will never have to face economic and housing problems. As long as he sends a message to the current person in charge of the Chamber of Commerce, the Chamber of Commerce will be able to "outside the world" "Find him a suitable accommodation in any area.

Song Lan, who was thoughtful and thoughtful, observed the abnormality of "Nothingness" and said, "Old Xu, you are now old enough. It's time to embark on a new journey."

"A new journey?"

"The person in charge of your chamber of commerce, if nothing else happens, she should have some interest in you."

"You haven't even seen her face!"

After getting along with Song Lan for a long time, "Nothing"'s awareness of anti-fraud gradually increased.

Whenever the other party makes a suggestion, he must first question it.

"Some things can be felt without meeting each other. You might as well give it a try. You won't lose anything even if you fail."

"Now that things have happened, do you think I will still believe your lies?"

"Lao Xu, how many times have you been in love?"

This question was so fatal that "Nothingness" wanted to treat Song Lan to one last meal of Shakira before he left, "What's so great about being in love?"

"No, this is the advice of people who have experienced it. Many times, just a little courage can make your life completely different."

Song Lan, who looked serious, still made "Nothingness" hesitate.

Lu Xiang was stunned for a moment as he listened to the conversation between the two. When did Slowpoke become qualified to provide others with love advice?

"Lao Lu" was the name that was said to be the source of all evil. Whenever someone called her that, she wanted to grab the guy's face and squeeze it hard.

"Of course, courage alone is not enough. I give this to you as a parting gift from an old friend."

"……This is?"

""A Love Tip Every Day" is the best-selling love strategy book by the coalition government. Look at Lao Lu, she has grown from a novice who knew nothing about love to the current love master just because of reading this book!"

This is what he means.

Lu Xiang's tricks in the field of love are many times more than her skill pool as a "Boss", and she also highlights the many changes and no rules. As a brave man who challenges Lu Xiang, he has repeatedly failed in the opponent's tricks. Next, if we use the template of a brave man fighting a demon king, the strength gap between the brave man and the demon king in this game is really too great.

"Understood."

After a long time, "Nothingness" put "A Love Tip Every Day" into the inner pocket of his clothes that seemed to have infinite weight. "Perhaps I will have grown into an incredible love master when we meet next time."

…

"Do you know the president of the Chamber of Commerce?"

After going out, Lu Xiang, who had been holding back for a long time, couldn't wait to ask. It turns out that the gossip mentality is an innate instinct, and even Lu Xiang is no exception.

"know."

"She was once your disciple? Or was she the champion of a certain cricket fighting competition?"

Those gradually reviving memories reminded her of the endings of previous champions in the cricket fighting competition.

In the end, they all looked down upon everything after reaching the top, resigned from their respective positions, left the church and returned to a quiet life. Some of them became fishermen, others became fitness instructors, and some started a catering business.

It would not be so surprising if someone returned to his hometown to start a business from scratch and established a chamber of commerce.

Another commonality is that no matter what life they chose after the game, they miraculously avoided the war that almost engulfed an era.

At this point, the promise made to them by the "Salted Fish Lord" can be considered fulfilled.

"Of course not. On the day I first arrived in Root City, Lao Xu took me to a bank owned by the Chamber of Commerce to pick up something. There was a portrait of the president of the Chamber of Commerce hanging on the wall of the bank. That's when we met."

"Snapped--!"

Lu Xiang pressed his palm on his forehead and made a soft sound.

She admitted that she was still too young to expect any serious answer from this stupid bird.

In Song Lan's words, he has friends all over the world. He advocates the concept that "there are close friends in the sea, and there are neighbors in the world".

The only problem is that most of his friends don't know that he and Song Lan are friends.

"Then you suggest Lao Xu pursue someone else?"

"Although I don't have as many love tricks as you, but I understand Lao Xu."

Song Lan is confident in this, "His real problem is not that he lacks a romantic partner, but that he is too idle. I am just helping him find something to do."

No one understands better than him how tortured this boring life is.

When he first went to the upper world, there wasn't even a TV, and there were no charging facilities so his cell phone ran out of power very quickly. It was really hard for him to imagine how the other residents had lived in such a harsh environment until now.

"What if the person in charge of the Chamber of Commerce is already married?"

This guess is very logical.

The president of the largest chamber of commerce in the "outside world" has wealth that is unimaginable to ordinary people. It is expected that she will never lack suitors.

"Nine out of ten things in life are going to be unsatisfactory."

Song Lan had already thought of a way out, "When the time comes, I will recommend Lao Xu to join Rosalie's card club and become her card friend to participate in activities."

"I see."

Lu Xiang said thoughtfully, "One of the rules for making friends with you is not to listen to your lies."

Perhaps, others' description of Song Lan as a devil's whisper was not entirely wrong.

"Nothingness" is the best example.

The once enigmatic residents of the upper world had been together with Song Lan for a long time, and they were suddenly transformed into what they are now.

Even she herself is no exception.

Lu Xiang's expression became more and more solemn. When she went to the second area, she realized that she seemed to have the temperament of a comedian sometimes.

This is not okay, she usually pays great attention to her own image.

"still have a question."

Lu Xiang suddenly thought of something and asked seriously, "Why are we the ones who are ultimately affected after you have been with us for a long time?"

This is really incredible.

Theoretically speaking, Song Lan can be regarded as a disciple of "Void", but "Void" has not infected him with the style of the former Riddler; and then there is herself, the God of Life is also an extremely important resident of the upper world. , but this stupid bird had been lying in her garden for so long, but it didn't even learn from her diligence. Instead, it pulled her to become lazy.

She still vaguely remembered that the God of Life represented hard work and nurturing, and diligence was one of her important traits.

She would take great care of the flowers in her garden so that they looked their best at all times.

It was then and it is now.

Lu Xiang found that she had been working overtime less and less frequently recently. She would not go to the office on weekends if she could, and the dosage of anti-fatigue medication had been reduced by most. For a long time, she would close her eyes before twelve o'clock.

Fatigue can only be considered one of the reasons. The more important factor must be that she was also infected by Song Lan unknowingly.

"Slowbird Observation Diary" has not yet been completed, which can be regarded as her unfinished business in the upper world.

Although Song Lan arrived there like other promoted people, she always felt that the other party was very different from them. Many times she felt that they might not be the same kind.

The reason why Song Lan became a believer thief in the upper world was that it was always easy for him to steal other people's believers, but it was difficult for other residents to steal his believers.

She once conducted an experiment, trying to persuade a cricket fighting champion who had resigned from the church to return to the church. However, she was resolutely and resolutely rejected by the other party. The whispers of the world no longer seem to matter.

Unfortunately, this diary was not completed until the meeting.

"This is of course because everyone has a salty soul deep in their hearts, but many people have never been aware of its existence."

"The soul of salted fish?"

Lu Xiang frowned slightly, "I definitely don't have such a thing in my heart."

Even after losing her memory and strength, her diligent traits have continued to this day, which shows that her essence has never disappeared with changes in circumstances.

"some."

Song Lan raised her fingers confidently, "Excluding business trip time, if you look back at your previous three check-in records, you will find that you go to the bureau later and later every day."

"This is not all your fault!"

"Where did I hurt you?"

"You've been hugging and hugging me so early in the morning...then why did you get up!"

The incident that shocked Song Lan finally happened.

When Lu Xiang said this, a blush appeared on her face, which was really not in line with her usual style.

Song Lan didn't know whether this blush came from the action itself, or whether she felt guilty about her growing laziness.

"lets change a topic!"

Lu Xiang immediately changed the topic, took out a promotional brochure from his bag, and handed it to Song Lan, "Here, let's get down to business!"

"What's this?"

"Real estate brochures in District 1, as well as decoration guides."

She calmed down and said, "You don't want to go through the formalities anyway. You stay at home every day. It's up to you to choose the apartment type and decoration style. I have marked the apartment types that we can afford the down payment with a marker."

Lu Xiang's mood was a little turbulent when he thought about it recently.

Apartments in District 17 are allocated by departments, and hover cars are also a benefit for supervisors.

Although the transfer order provided better benefits, now that she had decided to move out of District 17, she and Song Lan decided to buy a house of their own.

Thanks to book friend 20190803131826824 for the 100 starting coins!

Small theater its two hundred and ninety-six:

Tuesday morning on a certain day of a certain month of a certain year

Card battles have become more and more popular recently. Every time during lunch break, when employees from various departments see each other, an exclamation mark will appear above their heads, and an exciting battle will then take place.

The Council was very dissatisfied with this deteriorating atmosphere, so Lu Xiang was appointed at the critical moment. As soon as he came back from the long vacation, he was assigned such a difficult job.

During this period, some cunning commentators pointed out that the current bad atmosphere is directly related to Lu Xiang's long vacation.

The mountain king went on vacation, so the little animals naturally played and sang every night.

The Council once thought that this card battle turmoil was caused by Song Lan again, but after preliminary investigation, they came to a shocking conclusion - Song Lan himself had not even registered an account on the card website!

Damn it!

There was actually a large-scale fishing activity that was not planned by Song Lan and was not planned by Song Lan to corrupt public morals!

Song Lan was very pleased with this result.

Now the little fry have grown up and have learned to fish on their own.

"Actually, this card battle game is quite interesting. The character design in it is to magically modify some celebrities and then regenerate them into Q-version cartoon characters."

What the council never expected was that even Lu Xiang was a fan of card games.

But her fun lies not in fighting, but in cultivating.

She introduced to Song Lan, "This character is adapted from your image. You are a character with water + flying attributes."