Earthy Superstar
Chapter 899: : Noodle King
Then came Deng Chao's performance. Chao Ge is very talented in acting and fully explained what it means that every frame is broken.
Chen Chichi laughed frantically on the side, vomiting until he couldn't stop.
Li Tiezhu is responsible for prophesying, you have to be cut off, be careful to drop to the ground, otherwise you have to re-record...
Deng Chao picked up his face from the ground and couldn't laugh or cry: "You two shut up for me! Director, the two of them are influencing me and it's an interference in the game."
Chen Chichi: "Who interferes with you? Obviously your fingers are glued together."
Li Tiezhu: "It has to be cut this time."
Deng Chao: "You...Tie Zhu, you really don't talk anymore. It's impossible to break this time. I guarantee with my craftsmanship."
Li Tiezhu: "Why use things you don't have as a guarantee?"
Chen Chichi: "Craftsmanship? Are you claw art at best, or sticky claws."
Before Deng Chao started pulling, he was amused by these two guys, and his hands shook badly.
Haha.
It broke again.
Deng Chao's eyes stared out: "..."
"Hahahahaha..."
Everyone laughed wildly, and even Deng Chao's classmate Miao Fu laughed.
Deng Chao was not convinced: "It didn't count that time just now, now I'm going to be serious, ha ha ha ha...Bah, don't laugh."
He began to stretch his noodles, his hands shaking a little.
Chen Chichi looked contemptuous and winked at Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu said: "Old Deng never learns a lesson. In the first season, he said he would perform split skating, but his legs couldn't be torn apart. If it weren't for my help, he wouldn't be able to go."
Deng Chao: "Are you helping? Shut up! Didn't you see me stretching the noodles?"
Chen Chichi: "Hahaha...or else, let Brother Chao show you a split ramen noodles?"
Li Tiezhu: "I can help."
Deng Chao: "Go away, ha ha ha... don't affect me, this time I stretched the noodles very beautifully, wide and long."
Miao Fu came over to help, and he really stretched well.
Deng Chao became proud again: "Let me tell you, this is craftsmanship, and you won't see it if you stretch it so long? If it's broken, I won't have dignity..."
Da~
The audience was quiet, and the face was broken.
Deng Chao's expression changed strangely.
Miao Fu has quick eyes and quick hands: "Ah, it just happens to be ready for cooking."
Deng Chao: "Yes! It's too long to cook. It must be divided into two halves. It's great for me to stretch the noodles."
Everyone: "Hahahahaha..."
Deng Chao proudly said: "You two are **** sticks. Do what you can't do and eat and nothing left. Don't tell anyone that you know me when you go out."
After the noodles are cooked, the chili noodles on the noodles should be drizzled with hot oil, which is the essence of biangbiang noodles.
However, Deng Chao and Miao Fu couldn't turn on the induction cooker again.
Deng Chao second counseled: "Ms. Chen? Ms. Li? Please help and turn on the induction cooker for us."
Chen Chichi tilted Erlang's legs: "Say well."
Li Tiezhu: "Do we know each other?"
Guo Bo and Peng Yuchang couldn't laugh alive by the side.
Deng Chao seemed to be smiling and not smiling.
Chen Chi smiled and said, "That's right, let's leave one thing today that will meet in the future, Brother Zhu, come on."
Li Tiezhu: "As we all know, this is a smart induction cooker, and it needs to be smart to turn it on."
Wipe the oil stains on the induction cooker with a paper towel, and press it to open it.
Drop~
After finishing pressing, Li Tiezhu added: "Brother Chao, don't buy smart appliances at home in the future."
Deng Chao could only swallow his anger. Anyway, Old Deng was used to being slapped in the face.
It collapsed again when the oil was sprayed, and the oil was not hot enough to make a sound.
Deng Chao grinned: "Shit~"
Chen Chichi is stupid.
Li Tiezhu: "That's it?"
Barrage:
"Laughing!"
"Hahahahaha..."
"I don't know how to use an induction cooker."
"Amitabha."
"Smart induction cooker, serious brother, you may not be able to turn it on."
"There is water on the surface of the induction cooker."
"Shit~"
"That's it?"
Then, everyone divided the noodles into biangbiang, and one of them was taken away.
Peng Yuchang took a bite, covered his face, squatted on the ground, and laughed so hard: "Hahahahahahaha..."
Everyone looked over.
Deng Chao was even more confused, and he looked at Peng Peng closely. You can think about it for me.
Peng Yuchang: "Hahaha... the feeling of fried rice cakes, Brother Chao, like rice cakes! Haha, biangbiang rice cakes! Hahaha..."
Deng Chao: "Well, this is a bit too much, right?"
Your ridicule is so harsh.
Peng Peng’s smile was already very low, and he gestured: "It's so thick, hahaha... so thick."
Chen Chichi: "Hahaha..."
Li Tiezhu: "People's biangbiang face is like a trouser belt, Chaoge's biangbiang face is a leather belt, cowhide."
Peng Yuchang was already half kneeling on the ground, and nodded frantically: "What I ate is that head, it's so big, hahaha...belt buckle?"
Chen Chichi: "The two ends of your face, like a cobra, can kill the dog if you throw it out."
Peng Peng: "The rice cakes are not so thick! Cobra noodles, hahaha..."
Deng Chao shook his head straight: "Are you polite?"
Li Tiezhu: "It's really like a belt. If you don't believe me, I pulled it out Bibi."
After speaking, Li Tiezhu put down the bowl and pulled the belt out, comparing it with the thick noodles in the bowl.
Deng Chao was embarrassed and turned into an emoticon.
The barrage is all hahahahaha haha.
Chen Chichi and Peng Yuchang used mechanical flow, electric transfer to stir the batter, and the process was extremely long.
Teacher Miao Fu also came to Qinqiang to relieve everyone's boredom.
Here, Chen Chichishui hasn't boiled yet.
Deng Chao tried to ridicule Chen Chichi, but he couldn't say that he was frustrated badly.
Li Tiezhu said: "This method is a bit like cold shrimp, but it uses flour instead of rice noodles. The amount of work is not small and it takes a lot of time."
Deng Chao: "What should I do?"
Li Tiezhu said: "How many laps of mahjong in there?"
"Walk."
"go."
Only Chen Chichi and Peng Yuchang were left to hurt each other outside, and the blender bounced the hot noodles away, either to Chen Chichi or Peng Peng himself.
It was finally made after a long time, and the taste was not bad. Li Tiezhu gave it a good comment.
Chen Chichi is good at making things seriously.
As for Deng Chao, he was not convinced and found various reasons to give negative comments.
Deng refused to accept and quarreled with Chen Xiaojian.
"It's just boiled leeks, it didn't touch my taste buds."
"How about your taste buds going out?"
"Yuyuer has no sense of existence."
"Fresh and tender!"
"What did I eat? A piece of pasta with no value at all."
"Your evaluation is not important to me."
Li Tiezhu: "Okay, Brother Chi Chi said a few words, don't choke."
Chen Chichi: "How can I choke?"
Guo Bo: "Well, it's what I felt when I was a kid."
Chen Chichi: "Look, the old man Shaan...cough and choke..."
"Hahahahaha..."
...
The next day, in the morning.
The guests were arranged to cook noodles for fifty boys in the sports school, competing for the title of noodle king based on how much they sold.
In order to compete for customers, the Big Three started a fancy grabbing competition. The weakest one was Deng Chao, who was robbed by Chen Chichi and Li Tiezhu so that they had no temper and could only furiously.
Chen Chichi is a tactical rush to grab guests, so he specializes in grabbing the students who lined up in front of Deng Chao's door.
Li Tiezhu acted to grab customers. He made noodles and handed them directly to the students outside Deng Chaomen. He took away the bamboo sticks in their hands and was too lazy to speak.
The two had a tacit understanding. They didn't **** each other's guests, only Deng Chao's.
After grabbing, he still gave a high-five.
Deng Chao was still stretching the noodles in the kitchen: "You are too much, too much! Is there anyone in charge?"
Chen Chichi ignored him, his huge body blocked half of the window of his house, showing a fascinating smile.
Li Tiezhu said, "Brother Chao, would you like a bowl of torn noodles? I'll get it for you."
After finishing speaking, Li Tiezhu went to Deng Chao’s window to sign, and went back to cut off a bowl of torn noodles that had been unsuccessful and had not been sold.
Deng Chao was about to cry: "I don't want your noodles, you return the bamboo sticks to me... Director, take care of them! Help!"
The students burst into laughter.
Chen Chi rolled his eyes and went back to bring a bowl of fish and fish, and walked along with Deng Chao with a bamboo stick: "Teacher Miao has worked hard, this bowl is for Deng Chao's invitation."
Deng Chao: "Who wants him to eat noodles? Don't take my bamboo sticks."
Chen Chichi: "Mr. Miao, it's been time to see people's hearts! You ran out of the hospital to help him, but a bowl of noodles was reluctant to invite you. Please keep your eyes open. People like Deng Chao have no friends."
Deng Chao: "You have no friends. I have friends everywhere."
Li Tiezhu: "It's just that no one doesn't answer the phone."
Deng Chao: "..."
Snapped!
Chen Chichi and Li Tiezhu high-five to celebrate.
"Just friends, hahahahaha..."
"My friends are very busy, hahahahaha..."
Deng Chao: "Enough for you!"
Miao Fu said: "Actually, I hesitated a bit before answering the video call."
Deng Chao was taken aback, smiling but not smiling: "Ah...Am I really such a failure?"
"Hahahahaha..."
Barrage:
"These two goods are really damaged!"
"The bamboo shoots are all taken by you."
"Hahaha……"
"I laughed hard."
"Old Head Deng is about to cry."
"Mentality burst."
"Miao Fu: I slipped my hand..."
"Brother Chao's daily face slap series."
In the end, Chen Chichi and Peng Yuchang sold the most fishes and fishes, winning the title of king of noodles, and Li Tiezhu was second with a bamboo stick.
Li Tiezhu said, "Brother Chi Chi, Peng Peng, I should sell you two bowls."
Chen Chichi: "So what's the solution? If you want to buy and sell, can we still resist? Blame you for not remembering."
Deng Chao: "Due! Deserve it!"
Li Tiezhu: "Brother Chao is so happy? How about giving you a split? I'll help you."
Deng Chao: "I was wrong with Brother Zhu...I did take the liberty just now...Don't, don't do this, everyone is a friend, ah..."
Li Tiezhu: "I will help my friend perform a split for everyone!"
Deng Chao flushed red and began to sweat. This time he split a cross, but he didn't split all of them. Zhu's men were merciful, otherwise Chao would have to split.
Others: "Hahahahaha..."
After the students left, champions Chen Chichi and Peng Peng took a rest, and the other four cleaned up the dining room and washed the dishes.
...
afternoon break.
In the evening, six people went to three shops and exchanged noodles for stories.
This show, it's nothing else, the main thing is solid, the duration is solid, and each episode is two hours.
Others record one episode a day, and this show basically runs every two days, sometimes every three days.
Teacher Li Tiezhu and Guo Bo went to the shredded noodle shop, and there were no guests, so they just chatted.
It was late at night.
There are not many people who eat noodles. The program team chooses this time, one is to make it easy to talk about the story in the middle of the night, and the other is not to delay people from doing business in the daytime.
Brother Chao and Chen Chichi already have guests over there, and they are chatting.
Here, Guo Bo talked about the bitter experience of acting. It was not easy to honed and grow up from a small role.
Li Tiezhu said, "I have watched your TV series since I was a few years old. You have long been popular. You call this a small character?"
Guo Bo: "What TV?"
"Idol drama, what... it's all caused by licking shit."
"Oh... I'm a villain. Unlike you, I was on the big screen when I debuted, with the best newcomer award, a record-breaking TV series, and being watched by celebrity directors like Zhou Xingxing as the male number one again, I didn't..."
Li Tiezhu: "I'm so popular, it's not appropriate not to play the leading role."
Guo Bo: "..."
Li Tiezhu: "Moreover, if you are miserable, you are no better than me. You are from the city."
Guo Bo thought for a while, then changed the subject: "It's raining today is a bit interesting."
Li Tiezhu: "Yes, it's just like rain."
Tian was chatted to death, and when it was embarrassing, a girl in a pink sweater came in at the door of the store.
The girl was stunned as soon as she walked in, and then she was pleasantly surprised: "Tie Zhu, Li Tiezhu! I especially like you very much, you are so inspirational."
Li Tiezhu: "Ah...Thank you for the compliment, this teacher who is also very inspirational is a native of you, do you know him?"
Girl: "I remember, Teacher Guo Bo, the movie about constipation."
Guo Bo: "Very good, very good. Do you eat noodles?"
The girl nodded: "Eat."
Li Tiezhu went to make noodles, and Guo Bo chatted with the girl in the local dialect.
The old Guo thief couldn't speak, he talked to the heavens to death.
Li Tiezhu, who couldn't speak, came out face-to-face and put it on the table. The whistle filled with meat was almost overflowing.
Girl: "Thank you, you put a lot of meat on me."
Li Tiezhu: "See you are too skinny, eat more meat."
The girl was very shy: "Well, it's delicious. I watched your cooking special on TV, but I didn't expect I could eat it too."
Lao Guo and Li Tiezhu introduced the little girl's situation, working in a convenience store.
Li Tiezhu has more life experience than Lao Guo: "How long does the convenience store work every day?"
"Ten hours."
"Just standing there, sometimes helping to unload and load the goods, but it's not physically exhausting."
"Yes. Sitting there is disrespect to customers."
"It's not easy.
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Guo Bo said: "I think the convenience store job is not the end, and I can make progress in the future."
The girl said she wanted to be the store manager, and then she went up to the company.
The character is quite optimistic.
Lao Guo hurriedly helped her beat her up and gave her a blessing.
Li Tiezhu said, "Maybe you will become the store manager after the show is broadcast. Come on."
This episode is very deliberate. There are many different life styles. Deng Chao and Chen Chichi are even more touching, but Li Tiezhu and Guo Bo have no digging ability and can only talk nonsense.
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