Dress Up As A Female Villain Butler, Boss, You Are Wrong

God TM will come with popcorn....

Bai Zhou, have you forgotten his identity, is he not serious?

Regardless of whether he is serious or not.

Anyway, Bai Zhou now really understands what the fun of eating melons is.

Besides, there is no Run Tu to disturb you, are you angry?

Bai Zhou looked at Hodge with melon seeds and popcorn and said:

"Come on! Please start your show.

This Hodge, like Cao Zheng, picked up the wine bottle and slammed a sip into his mouth, and then said to Bai Zhou:

"Brother, my brother told you that my brother just got divorced!"

Bai Zhou said subconsciously, "Your wife can't be his sister-in-law, right?"

Eh?!

If that's the case, it's not a coincidence is it not?!

good guy!

This is a serious double shot!

But what was more disappointing was that Hodge was stunned for a moment, then shook his head subconsciously:

"No? Why do you "eight nine zero" ask that?"

"But to be honest, his sister-in-law is really good, especially taking a bath...

A:!!!

WDNMD?!

Co-author, have you played with TM or what?!

But half of what Hodge said, he was stunned, and then shook his head:

"What does it have to do with his sister-in-law? Now it's my business! 55

Then, this Hodge also showed a painful look on his face, and then said:

"I married my wife for a week, and I didn't find out! 99

"On that day, I drank a few more glasses of water before going to bed and went to the toilet at night. When I came back, I found that my wife had kicked the quilt."5

"I thought about covering her? As a result, I found out that the soles of my wife's feet were actually black!

Forehead...

Bai Zhou slowly put down the popcorn in his hand.

Are you sick or not?

What do you mean, how many days has your wife not washed her feet?

Hodge also said:

"At the time, I thought she didn't wash her feet, but when I thought about it, no, we took a bath together at night? 95

"So I went up and took a look, do you know what that is?

Bai Zhou shook his head.

Could it be a dog skin plaster?

The Hodge split his mouth and said loudly:

"That TM is a QR code!!

"QR code?!"

Hearing these three words, Bai Zhou was stunned!

There is actually a QR code on the soleplate of God TM feet?!

What is this operation?

Could it be that Hodge's wife...is a doll?

No, it is impossible for him to marry a doll as his wife like some otaku.

"Could it be... the receipt code?!

Ho!

As soon as Bai Zhou thought about it, he subconsciously glanced at Cao Zheng who was crying silently.

The daughters-in-law of these two brothers, wouldn't they be colleagues?!

That...that's boring.

Might as well be his sister-in-law having fun...

Bai Zhou pouted.

But Hodge continued:

"At that time, I also thought it was the receipt code! I thought I married a colleague of Cao Zheng's wife! So, I took my mobile phone to scan it.

"The result...the result...woooooooooooo...

Why are you crying too?

Stop pinching and keep talking!

This Hodge raised his head and said slowly:

"That's actually.... it's actually her ex-boyfriend's V letter!"

Bai Zhou:!!!

∑(?';)?

I TM......

This young man, damn it.

After Bai Zhou heard the real identity of the QR code, he was confused.

No matter how he thought about it, he never thought that this woman actually had a tattoo of his ex-boyfriend's V letter on the sole of her foot?!

Really play 6 ah!

How did this brain circuit turn this corner?

Bai Zhou forgot to eat melon seeds, so he looked at Hodge in amazement.

Hear Hodge continue to recount the saga.

In the end, Hodge called his wife up and asked. When the two broke up, they wanted to delete each other, but no one was willing to delete it.

In the end, I decided to tattoo the other party's QR code on the sole of my foot.

If you want to get in touch, add a chat, and when you're done talking, delete it!

Therefore, this woman often picks her feet and complains about her current position with her ex-boyfriend!

Bai Zhou had to slowly give a thumbs up again: "Fantastic! 99

This is really a heifer falling into the river, and it is rolling eastward!

Of course, this is definitely not for Hodge, but for Hodge's ex-wife!

Really naughty!

As a result, Bai Zhou thought this matter was over, but Hodge said:

"Do you know who her ex-boyfriend is?"

Bai Zhou was stunned for a moment, then glanced at Cao Zheng slowly:

"No way?

Hodge looked at Bai Zhou and nodded heavily: "It's him!

7......

Bai Zhou doesn't know what expression to use to face the current situation.

Are you still with him?

When you got married, your brother Cao Zheng didn't tell you about this?!

How come you can still have a drink in this place together?

God TM...

What kind of magical friendship is this?

At this time, Cao Zheng also sat up again, waved his hand and said:

"I have already apologized to my brother for this matter! Besides, I have already washed the tattoos and so on!"

"That's right! The words 33 were said by Hodge, and Hodge also waved:

"Also! His wife was introduced by me!

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"Clap clap clap clap..." Bai Zhou shook his head gently and puffed out his palm...

Niubi.

TM crouching dragon and phoenix chick!

Are you really a family that doesn't enter the house?

After going around in such a big circle, and returning to the original starting point?

Bai Zhou leaned forward, looked at the two, and asked a soul question:

"Can't you two be true love?"

Hearing Bai Zhou's words, Hodge and Cao Zheng raised their heads at the same time.

He turned his head blankly, and then his eyes met.

Slowly, the faces of the two of them became rosy because of alcohol or something.

Then.

"yue-!!"

The two of them, left and right, spit out their meals from last night.

"Good guy!"

Bai Zhou was so frightened that he hurriedly dodged.

After the two exhaled, they raised their heads at the same time and wiped their mouths.

Looking at Bai Zhou said:

"Brother, it's your turn! Let's hear your legend too!""

Also my "legend"?

I have no legend, I am not married yet.

18......

Bai Zhou raised his eyebrows:

"I really have something to say! The man is suffering too!! 39

Bai Zhou's face also became "bitter" in an instant.

Cao Zheng and Hodge looked at each other at 3.5, as if they had seen a bosom friend, waved their hands and said:

"It's okay! Brother! If you have something to say, say it, and the brothers will help you solve it!"

"From today onwards, the three of us will worship on the spot!"

Hodge: "I'm the big brother!

Cao Zheng: "I am the second brother! 35

Hodge Cao Zheng: "You are the third child!"

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Who is going to be your brother?!

Just like your behavior of introducing objects to your brothers, you will be afraid of ghosts!

But Cao Zheng and Hodge both took out their mobile phones.

Then one left and one right sandwiched Bai Zhou in the middle.

With two "clicks, clicks", the three people's selfies were taken. Then, the two actually posted a circle of friends with the text:

"Today my three brothers, Yijie Jinlan, do not ask to be born on the same day in the same year, but want to die on the same day in the same year and month!"

Bai Zhou: Neuropathy!!