Dream Master of Realms

Looking in the direction of Buddhism, Bodhisattva Vajra suddenly twisted his waist and swung his hips and danced wildly.

The immortals between heaven and earth showed a moment of sluggishness.

Improper. The Jade Emperor shook his head slightly and cursed, but he couldn't hide the smile in his eyes.

Sure enough, Li Xiaobai was a man of faith. He would torment Buddhists when he said so, and he would not deal with him. It was not in vain that he had shed his own blood to support him in convening this blind date meeting.

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There are so many Bodhisattvas in Buddhism, but they have no power to fight back. Yuanshi Tianzun looked stern and sighed, Old Lord, there is a sky outside the sky. We must break the fourth wall as soon as possible to protect the living beings in this world.

What Tianzun said is true. Taishang Laojun looked a little ugly. Li Xiaobai used magical powers on others whenever he disagreed, which made him feel extremely insecure.

During his journey to the west, Laojun opened the sky, repaired it, and turned a tiger into a Buddha...

He has given too much to this world, and the world's structure is inextricably related to him.

It can be said that Laojun has deeper feelings for the world than anyone else.

However, the world that Lao Jun cherishes is so insignificant in Li Xiaobai's eyes. Li Xiaobai destroys order wantonly. No matter immortals, Buddhas or creatures in heaven and earth, he regards them as tools, just to help him seek to open the fourth side. wall method.

Li Xiaobai seems kind, but he controls anyone's behavior at will, without caring about their dignity or their thoughts. His behavior is no different from that of a demon.

Thanks to what Li Xiaobai preached was the way of love, he did not bring bloodshed to the world.

But what if someone else comes down from the world above?

How should they respond until then?

In the final analysis, only by breaking through the fourth wall, entering a higher world, and learning their magical powers can the current crisis be solved...

Lao Jun stared at Li Xiaobai below, and suddenly made up his mind, saying: Tianzun, Lao Tao decided to follow Li Xiaobai's method and prove the possibility of success on the road of love. Understand other methods of breaking through the fourth wall. , just ask a few of you.”

Laojun, you? Yuanshi Tianzun was stunned.

Li Xiaobai is not joking. He said that Tang Monk and the others are the masters of destiny, and he puts all the emphasis on them. But except for Sun Wukong, the understanding of the other people is really poor. Therefore, there must be someone among us. I went this way. Taishang Laojun said, The reason why Li Xiaobai acts wantonly is to force everyone to follow his path. If you don't want to be tormented by him, you will find a way to break through. Otherwise, he will be tormented by him. If he goes down, he will destroy the three realms before he can find a way to break through the fourth wall. I must go through this, both in public and in private.

Yuanshi Tianzun and Lingbao Dao Zun looked at each other and saluted the Supreme Lord at the same time: In this way, Dao Ancestor will be thanked!

Taishang Laojun nodded and turned to Old Mother Lishan: Fellow Taoist Lishan, the two Heavenly Lords have gone to enlightenment on their own. If you are close to Li Xiaobai, you should try your best to dissuade him and don't let his affairs go too far.

Good. Old Mother Lishan responded.

…

Li Mu's thoughts are very simple.

He wanted to add a little more atmosphere to the lively blind date conference.

All the gods in heaven have been tortured by him. He caught a sheep pulling out its wool, which was obviously unjustifiable.

Besides, the Jade Emperor is now his ally.

But the Buddhist people have been against him and have not shown any clear signs of goodwill. Of course, the entertainment program falls on them, and they can also knock on Buddhism.

After all, after Tang Seng and others find a suitable partner, they still have to go through the journey of learning.

This requires the cooperation of Lingshan.

What Li Mu didn't expect was that when he hit the Bodhisattva, he also hit the people on the blind date stage.

Originally, Sun Wukong was picking and choosing, but when he saw the Bodhisattva above, he suddenly became excited, his face changed slightly, he quickly stopped his picking and choosing, and quickly completed the match with the purple-clothed fairy who admired him in Yaochi.

Influenced by Westward Journey, he is also particularly sensitive to purple.

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Little White Dragon and Scorpion became a couple, and Monk Sha became a loner. The moment Beautiful Beauty played, he knew that he could no longer escape, and hesitantly completed the hand-in-hand with Mrs. Bones who showed her kindness to him. , regardless of whether it can be done or not, let’s choose one first.

Lu Ren finally chose the apricot tree spirit. He wanted to choose a fairy before.

But the fairies in the Yaochi and the Moon Palace are obviously different from the folk tales. After Sun Wukong and Monk Sha completed their pairing, the fairies would rather go to Jiuyao Xingjun who turned into a dog than have anything to do with him, a mortal.

He could only settle for the next best thing.

Among the female fairies, the apricot tree spirit has the gentlest personality.

The characters of rat spirits, spider spirits, etc. are too strong, and Lu Ren is worried that he will be eaten up by these female fairies in a sudden move.

After all, when you are in love, you always have to say some thoughtful words and do some shameful things. You can't go everywhere with a big light bulb like Li Xiaobai.

For him, choosing a partner first considers his own safety.

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When all the members of the scripture learning group found a suitable partner.

For Li Mu, the following blind date conference became garbage time.

He gathered the members of the scripture gathering group and stepped aside, smiling as he watched the remaining goblins or fairies choosing dogs on the stage. Even the VCR stopped playing for them.

Previously, Li Mu carefully prepared a VCR for each female guest who participated in the election. In his original plan, he planned to let the people in the Buddhist scripture group compare and select the truly suitable candidate among them.

But halfway through the blind date, he suddenly realized that the people in Journey to the West were too reserved, and no matter how many VCRs they prepared, it would not help. It was the first time for them to meet the female goblins and fairies.

It is simply impossible to understand each other through the interaction between female guests and male guests like If You Are the One.

Therefore, Li Mu decisively abandoned his previous ideas and started a chaotic game.

Make a couple first, and you can slowly concoct things like true love.

Maybe the prizes he set were too generous.

In the end, not even one of the dogs on the stage failed, they were all divided up between the witches and fairies.

The black bear spirit turned into a Tibetan mastiff, the Lingji Bodhisattva turned into a German shepherd, and the Taibai Venus turned into a silky terrier.

At the end of the blind date, a dog with a slumped head and head squatted next to a beautiful woman, hanging on the blind date stage of love at first sight and a match made in heaven. At this moment, it looked like a pet competition.

While the Bodhisattva was dancing with joy, the Arhat King Kong and others who were not covered by the MV were filled with indignation. Each armed with weapons, they swooped down from the sky to kill Li Xiaobai.

Li Mu turned them into dogs without any politeness. The Xingjuns who had not been turned into dogs, including Erba Su and others, swarmed up to them. Each of them hugged a dog and pulled it aside.

Realizing what was happening around them, the Bodhisattvas who exited the MV looked particularly gloomy, but in the end they did not dare to take action against Li Xiaobai. The iron-clad facts proved that the gap between them was too big, and they could not take action if they did not want to make a fool of themselves.

But there was still something to say about the scene. Guanyin Bodhisattva asked Li Mu: Wu Tianzun, I did not interfere with the blind date meeting, why are you teasing me?

Li Mu smiled and said, The blind date conference needs singing and dancing to entertain, and nodded back lightly.

What is surprising is that such a nonsense reason actually caused several Buddhist Bodhisattvas to cease their activities and calm down, leaving everyone in heaven who was waiting to see the show disappointed.

In any case, the first blind date conference organized by Li Xiaobai ended successfully.

Everyone on the stage has found their match.

Although the blind date conference seemed a bit anticlimactic and not worthy of Li Xiaobai's previous massive havoc in the Heavenly Palace, the many gods and gods watching in the sky did not think so.

In their opinion, the simpler Li Xiaobai's purpose is, the more real the Avenue of Love and the fourth wall will be.

then.

After the blind date meeting, all the gods and gods in the sky and on the earth, whether they were humans or dogs, had strange thoughts. Maybe it was time to find a partner.

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The end of the blind date conference.

Li Mu presented prizes and thoughtfully created CPs for each couple, such as Queen of Tang Chao, Sun Zi's Art of War, Pig and Cui Love, Bond of Flesh and Bones, Dragon and Horse Spirit, etc., in order to increase the bond between them. Intimacy.

As for the supporting characters such as Taibai Jinxing, he summed up the past with one sentence: A beautiful woman matches a dog, forever.

Taibai Jinxing and others were so embarrassed that they dared not speak out in anger.

After the blind date conference, the newly formed CP couples got to know each other, and Li Mu gathered all the big guys who participated in the conference, focused on solving their questions, and redeployed new ways of learning.

Tang Monk and others have found a suitable partner. I wonder what Wu Tianzun has planned next? Yuanshi Tianzun asked, Are they going to wait until they get to know each other and understand the path of love? As far as I know, there are many people who love each other in the world, but There are almost no people who can understand the supernatural powers of fellow Taoists, let alone use it to break the fourth wall.

to be honest.

If it weren't for Li Xiaobai's brilliant record, Yuanshi Tianzun would never have asked such a naive question.

Tianzun, that's because no one has ever considered this before. If you haven't even thought about it, how can you talk about enlightenment? Li Mu smiled, Firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and tea are enough to occupy the thoughts of every pair of mortals who love each other. , let alone enlightenment, it is already remarkable to be able to grow old together. Besides, does Tianzun think that the beautiful love spread in the world is really pure and true love?

... Yuanshi Tianzun was stunned.

You can't be surrendered by force, you can't be lascivious by wealth, you can sacrifice for each other, and you have never been tempted by a third person in the process of falling in love... Li Mu looked around at the bosses around him, Can those lovers meet such conditions? If not , how can we talk about true love?”

Wu Tianzun, in your opinion, what is love? The Jade Emperor asked, Can I achieve enlightenment by doing what you said?

I don't know. I only know that love can break the fourth wall, but I don't know how. Li Mu shook his head and looked up at the sky, Master and others sent me to this world just to Let me find a way. I am also exploring how to operate it. Tang Seng and others are the best seeds we have selected. Whether they can eventually grow into towering trees depends on your help.

What magical powers do you have? Taoist Master Lingbao asked.

Coming from a higher civilization, magical powers all serve love. Li Mu said with a smile, Without these magical powers, we would not know that the key to breaking the fourth wall would be related to the illusory true love.

Wu Tianzun, did you choose Tang Monk and others because you were targeting my Buddhist sect? Guanyin Bodhisattva suddenly asked.

Bodhisattva, I have never targeted anyone specifically. Because Tang Monk is a Buddhist, I originally wanted to cooperate with you. Who knew that it would end up like this, and I would turn to heaven. Bodhisattva, are you very kind? Fortunately, Heaven is worse than Buddhism. Li Mu said.

Guanyin Bodhisattva was silent.

The Jade Emperor frowned.

Li Mu suddenly laughed and said: Misfortune lies behind blessings and misfortune lies behind. Your Majesty, Bodhisattva, you have only seen the surface. But from my point of view, the opportunities in heaven that I have tossed are far greater than those in Buddhism. Much bigger. There are many star kings who have turned into dogs and need the kiss of true love to regain their lives. There are also more star kings who have personally experienced the love in the MV. As for Lingshan, turning into a dog has always been regarded as an insult. Oppose me at every turn. If you stick to the old ways and dare not break through, you will be the ones who lose in the end.

so.

To harm us is to help us...

Turning into dogs and forcing us to sing are both ways to help us realize enlightenment. Those who turn into dogs and sing are the lucky ones...

You have eliminated my heavenly misfortune, should I still thank you?

The Jade Emperor's head couldn't turn around.

Taishang Laojun also frowned, always feeling that something was wrong?

In the beginning, I have been emphasizing love and kindness, and I have always done that. Li Mu smiled slightly and continued, Everyone, don't you understand? There is a person in this world who has enlightened the Tao and treats everyone. It’s a relief, a little sacrifice is no big deal.”

So, what Tianzun means is that we should all turn into dogs and find the kiss of true love in order to finally achieve enlightenment? Manjushri Bodhisattva asked coldly.

I'm not sure, but indeed, this may be one of the faster methods. Li Mu sighed, With your magical powers, spells, and even status, it is too easy to win someone's love by using a few tricks. But turning into a dog , with the spell banned, even if you want to win the love of a mortal, it will be difficult to reach the sky. Once you succeed, is there any purer love than falling in love with a dog?

The ability to turn into a dog will destroy the entire Buddhism. Guanyin Bodhisattva said.

Bodhisattva, I have always been very restrained. Li Mu smiled and said matter-of-factly, I need more samples. If I had my previous temper, I might not see anyone standing in the Three Realms. Bodhisattva, Tianzun , Your Majesty, break through the fourth wall and you will find that everything becomes a trail and it is worth it.”

Everyone couldn't help but shudder, and once again realized the contempt the people in the upper world had for the lower world, so the idea of ​​breaking the fourth wall became more and more urgent.

Are all the sacrifices worth it? Taishang Laojun asked.

Exceptionally worth it. Li Mu nodded affirmatively, Old gentleman, do you remember what the Son of Destiny said? At present, we should still place all our hopes on Tang Seng and others, they are the hope. And the most important thing that inspires them is the Son of Destiny. The best way is to rearrange them back to their destined destiny.

The way to learn the scriptures? Guanyin Bodhisattva's pupils shrank, and suddenly remembered the bet she made with Li Xiaobai when she first met him, Is everything part of your plan?

No, this is not a calculation, this is a plan. I have told you everything from the beginning. Li Mu smiled, Everyone, now that we have reached this point, it is the business of all of us. We should work together... …”

That's half the story.

Sudden.

Erlang Shen pushed the door open and barged in. He ignored the big bosses in the hall and looked directly at the Jade Emperor. He said hurriedly: Your Majesty, the spies are here to report that the Shadow Buddha of Lingshan has entangled the great demon on the westward journey and led hundreds of thousands of demon soldiers. Go to Nantianmen to kill!