Dream Master of Realms
Chapter 1014 The First Concert in Heaven
The stone tablet inscribed with Good Luck Comes was hung between two sky pillars by heavenly soldiers in national costumes.
Pairs of heavenly soldiers played drums and danced dragons and lions. Outside the Nantian Gate, their faces were filled with happy smiles and they danced happily, as if celebrating the New Year and welcoming Li Mu's army of heavenly dogs.
The King of Growth, dressed in a festive red dress, transformed into three different selves, holding a thousand paper cranes or a Chinese knot, beaming with joy: Fold a thousand paper cranes and tie a red ribbon. May the kind people Good luck comes to you every day. You work hard and live a beautiful life. You are healthy and spring is always there. You work hard all your life to smile...
But no matter how big the scene is, there are still many actors required.
Guan and Ma Tianjun were lucky enough to escape from the MV. They looked blankly at Chang Tianwang and Generals Wen and Zhao who suddenly changed their clothes and danced, their minds went blank.
What the hell?
Weren't you negotiating? Why did you suddenly jump up?
Just dance, and dance so festively?
What kind of evil magical power is this?
King of Growth, wake up! General Guan glanced at Li Xiaobai, and his long beard, which he habitually stroked under his chin, froze on his beard. He held the Qinglong Yanyue Sword tightly with his other hand, and used all his magic power to try to wake him up. The King of Growth is obsessed with singing, but to no avail.
It's not a charm technique! Next to him was the three-eyed Ma Tianjun. The eyes between his eyebrows were shining brightly. He was watching the singing of the King of Growth and others, shaking his head slightly.
Tianjun, what should we do? Guan Yu asked. He, Ma Tianjun, Marshal Zhao and others are all heavenly protectors, but their force value is the lowest among them. Among the four protectors, he ranks last. Zhao Gongming and Marshal Wen was unknowingly controlled by the other party, which really frightened him.
after all.
Their orders were to delay.
If you kill them rashly, you will probably end up like the King of Growth and others. Not to mention being embarrassed, Nantianmen will be completely lost.
His majestic Guan Sheng Emperor dressed in women's clothing and danced and sang in front of the soldiers. He might as well have died.
Guan Yu was in trouble, and Ma Tianjun was even more in trouble. He had never fought such a battle!
He was worried before that Sun Wukong would kill him, but now, he felt that it would be a good thing if he did attack him, so that he wouldn't be as uncomfortable as he is now.
Ma Tianjun pondered for a moment and whispered: Marshal Guan, wait and see. Li Xiaobai has no intention of entering Nantianmen. Maybe after a while, the Jade Emperor will come up with a countermeasure!
Ma Tianjun is a fire person and has a fiery personality, but Li Xiaobai's truth this time made him confused about the situation and made the decision to stand still.
At least it is necessary to find out what magical means Li Xiaobai used to control the King of Growth and others.
The two leaders remained motionless.
Naturally, the heavenly soldiers did not dare to make their own decisions. They all watched curiously as their companions sang and danced, experiencing this alternative war.
In the Nantianmen, the moment the music started playing, the clairvoyant had already turned around and headed straight for the Lingxiao Palace.
He once watched everything Li Xiaobai did remotely. Although there were only pictures, the voices were all relayed to him.
But unconsciously, Li Xiaobai had already given him a great shock. The clairvoyant knew clearly that the smiling Lingshan Buddha was not a good person.
He didn't want to dance or turn into a dog.
…
Ma Tianjun wanted to delay time.
Li Muke didn't give him a chance. His eyes passed over Guan Yu, landed on Ma Tianjun, and then raised his hand.
Zhu Bajie smiled bitterly and held up a big flag with both hands. The flag was spread high and had the word 李 written on it.
The flag in Monk Sha's hand was unfolded and the word love was written on it.
The army of 100,000 Tengu changed their formations and chanted loudly:
…
One hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and one hundred thousand dogs, speaking for love, follow Li Zou.
We are here for peace. Lingshan Buddha is benevolent to the world. Whoever raises a sword will turn into a dog.
“Sing or walk away.”
The King of Growth sings so beautifully.
It sounds so good! It sounds so good!
Marshal Zhao's dance is so graceful.
It's so graceful! It's so graceful!
…
One hundred thousand tengu shouted in unison.
The sound is like thunder.
Suppress the growth king's good luck.
Even though they had practiced in Wuzhuang Temple, Zhu Bajie and others, who were waving flags and commanding, were still extremely embarrassed, feeling like they were being put on a stove.
On the other hand, Nezha and the others looked as usual.
After being tortured like that by Li Xiaobai, their psychological qualities have already been trained to be extremely strong.
Once upon a time, it was difficult to find water in the sea.
These dogs just shouted a few slogans, which was nothing compared to their experiences!
As for Jiu Yao Xingjun and the Hundred Thousand Heavenly Soldiers, they have long since turned into dogs and have not returned to humans. Who knows who they are?
What's more, Li Xiaobai once told them that as long as they are not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed. After the initial discomfort in training, there is no psychological burden at all when shouting slogans...
Li Mu is calm and composed. He is good at exerting the power of the collective and relies on his three-inch tongue to lobby the entire heaven. He will continue to fight for as long as possible.
With 100,000 mobile loudspeakers and live advertising, the effect is overwhelming.
…
Ma Tianjun and Guan Yu were stunned.
In Nantianmen.
The heavenly soldiers and maids who were patrolling back and forth all turned their curious eyes to Nantianmen, wondering what happened there. Some people even flew directly to Nantianmen in the clouds, wanting to find out what was going on, but when they came over, they... Can't live without it anymore.
Lingxiao Palace.
The Jade Emperor issued an urgent order.
The Four Great Celestial Masters, Twelve Yuan Chen, Twenty Eight Constellations, Five Qi Zhenjun and other heavenly immortals arrived one after another and returned to their respective places.
Officials are still arriving one after another.
After arriving, the gods and gods whispered to each other or communicated with each other with eyes, but no one knew what happened?
After all, having just returned from His Highness Ling Xiao's court and being summoned back urgently, something big must have happened.
Otherwise, the heavenly court would be in order, with everyone performing their duties, and there would be no need for such a high-profile meeting in court.
The last time the Heavenly Court caused so much trouble was when Monkey King caused trouble in the Heavenly Palace...
Everyone just stood still.
Slogans like One hundred thousand heavenly soldiers, one hundred thousand dogs and Sing or leave... suddenly spread into the Lingxiao Palace.
Everyone suddenly became a mess.
What happened?
Who's making the noise?
…
The Jade Emperor looked ugly and restless.
what's the situation?
What on earth is Li Xiaobai doing?
Is this a fight or not?
Report! The clairvoyant who escaped from the Nantianmen ran into the Lingxiao Palace, Your Majesty, Li Xiaobai walked outside the Nantianmen, and he controlled the two marshals, Changtian Wang and Wen Zhao, who were singing and dancing. The two marshals Guan Ma I’m confronting him, I’m afraid I won’t be able to hold on for long!”
Who is Li Xiaobai?
What's with the dancing?
The discussion started again.
King Guangmu, King Chiguo, and King Duowen walked out of the procession at the same time: Your Majesty, please go to Nantianmen to intercept the rebels.
No matter who Li Xiaobai or Li Xiaohei were, they had already attacked Nantianmen. They must be rebels.
The absence of Li Jing and his son is a good opportunity for them to make contributions. Not to mention that the King of Growth is trapped. They have a deep brotherly love, so they naturally want to rescue...
Yes. The Jade Emperor was very worried, Twenty-eight nights will accompany me, and I will try my best to kill Li Xiaobai. Clairvoyant and shunfenger, you will go together. On the way, you will inform the three kings of Li Xiaobai's magical powers and shortcomings. Don't make any mistakes this time.
Li Xiaobai arrived suddenly, and the Jade Emperor had no countermeasures at all.
He regretted a little. If he had known that Li Xiaobai was so unruly, he should have responded accurately when Taibai Jinxing first brought back the news about Li Xiaobai.
Even if they didn't send troops to capture Li Xiaobai, negotiate with him, and agree to his request, they wouldn't be in such a passive position.
He was beaten to Nantianmen and then went to negotiate for peace. Heaven could not afford to lose that person. If he wanted to make peace, he had to capture Li Xiaobai first.
Yes. The generals took the order and left.
God of the New Year, go to Guanjiangkou and send God Erlang to heaven to capture and kill Li Xiaobai. The Jade Emperor paused for a moment and then ordered.
The situation was urgent and it was too late to discuss. Li Xiaobai was beaten outside the Lingxiao Palace after telling the officials the cause and effect. .
Fortunately, after Sun Wukong caused trouble in the Heavenly Palace last time, the Jade Emperor already had sufficient experience in dealing with rebels.
Regardless of whether it's useful or not, let's mobilize the troops first.
Until now, the Jade Emperor did not believe that the great heaven could not defeat Li Xiaobai alone.
No matter how strong a person is, can his magic power be endless?
As long as his magic power is exhausted, he will definitely win in the end. Who can compete with the Heavenly Court when it comes to his true strength?
…
Marshal Ma, can I go in? Li Mu raised his right hand and the noise stopped. He looked at Ma Tianjun and asked.
What do they mean by shouting? Ma Tianjun asked.
Literal meaning. Li Mu said lightly, These 100,000 dogs are the 100,000 heavenly soldiers originally under Li Jing. If you try to stop me, you will turn into dogs. Li Jing and his son have surrendered. Heavenly Lord, don't make a mistake...
Anger suddenly burst out from Ma Tianjun's heart.
He glanced at Li Jing and his son, took a deep breath, stared at Li Xiaobai, and raised the golden gun in his hand: It is your duty to obey your orders. All the sons will obey the order and use all their strength to snipe Li Xiaobai and rescue all the comrades...
In the unknowing mind of Ma Tianjun, Li Jing and his son, including the heavenly soldiers and generals who were turned into dogs, were coerced by Li Xiaobai.
And Li Xiaobai made it clear that he wanted to break through the Nantianmen, how could he dare to easily let go of the door behind him.
Ma Tianjun lived for many lives and was known as Lord Ma.
He has conquered demons and eliminated demons, and has killed many people. He is so good at martial arts that he will not be afraid even if he is facing off against Sun Wukong.
He hadn't understood the situation before, so he could still tolerate Li Xiaobai to a certain extent, but the dog demon in front of him turned out to be a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers, and Ma Tianjun suddenly couldn't hold himself back.
Anyway, let’s fight first.
The words have not yet finished.
The many heavenly soldiers and generals under him turned into all kinds of dogs and became a mess right under his nose.
Ma Tianjun was stunned: You...
Good Luck is coming to an end.
A different style of music blends into the cheerful tone of Good Luck.
Ma Tianjun's golden gun fell to the ground, his long black hair turned green, and his armor turned into an enchanting black BAR.
Thick eye shadow, green-dyed nails, golden rings on his fingers, and a layer of tulle wrapped around his waist, making him look alluring...
It's going down i'm yelling timber, You better move you better dance, Let's make a night you won't remember... Jump up...
Western style Timber.
The dogs beside him joined the MV, twisting to their heart's content and making various suggestive movements. They were hot and exciting, and quickly attracted the attention of the Tengu Tengu from the national style of good luck to them. All of them were swallowing saliva involuntarily.
Nezha's eyes suddenly lit up, and he pumped his fist vigorously: That's what it tastes like. The song just now was too bland and had no deterrent effect at all.
Li Jingshen took it for granted. When he saw Ma Tianjun's dance moves were even more unrestrained than his own, his unbalanced mentality suddenly calmed down a lot.
That's right.
That's it.
As long as Li Xiaobai treats everyone equally, then nothing will be a problem!
Zhu Bajie swallowed dryly, glanced at Li Xiaobai secretly, suddenly made up his mind, and straightened the flag in his hand.
But he seemed to have forgotten that the flag in his hand was a signal.
The flag moved.
Ma Tianjun's vagina is really perky, and Ma Tianjun's vagina is so coquettish...
One twist broke the man's waist.
…
They are all words prepared in advance. When you encounter a suitable situation, you can just use them.
When the King of Growth came out of the MV of Good Luck Comes, he heard exactly these unpleasant slogans. Looking back again, he saw the showoff of Ma Tianjun and Marshal Guan, and the anger in his heart was forced back into his stomach...
...The bigger they are the harder they fall, These big-iddy boys are dig-gidy dogs, I have em like miley cyrus clothes off... Like Mary Sires, they took off their coats...
At this time, Marshal Guan, with maroon cheeks on his face, was rapping rapidly, and the dancers behind him were Ma Tianjun and a group of dogs, twisting their waists and doing the same movements.
Dance and party in the queue.
fascinating.
Westerners are always so unrestrained in their performance.
This... The King of Growth was sweating like rain.
Marshal Zhao and Marshal Wen were stunned.
Compared with the performance of the two marshals Guan and Ma, their good luck just now was simply too mild.
King of Growth, is Marshal Ma's dance good-looking? Li Mu asked with a smile as he admired the pleasing MV. He had long discovered that it was useless to match his mood. He used the hottest MV to put the other party to social death. Only in this state can the most perfect effect be achieved at the fastest speed.
for example.
Just now he was thinking about the hotness in his mind, and he randomly played Timber for Marshal Ma.
... The King of Growth remained silent.
I asked them to get out of the way of the Nantian Gate, but they refused, so I had to ask them to dance. Li Mu smiled, Heavenly King, I have prepared many such dances, and the King can dance if he wants. I think, It won't take long for the Jade Emperor to send more people to Nantianmen to deal with me. We can hold a unique concert at Nantianmen first, sing and dance to the fullest, and contribute to the poor entertainment life of Heaven. Timva…”
You... The King of Growth stared at Li Xiaobai, daring to be angry but afraid to speak.
The King of Heaven has sung the opening song, and someone has to continue the performance. Li Mu smiled, waved the Qi Mo Yuzhu on his wrist, and showed the King of Growth his performance just now. In the face of the King of Growth, his face was red, and his ears were red. He looked towards the Nantian Gate and said, Heavenly King, two marshals, I will try to get all the famous gods in the heaven to join us in this unprecedented grand party, and strive to be like the Monkey King who caused trouble in the heaven. ,recorded in history.
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