Don’t Be a Kept Man

Having said that, Chen Yi reached out and rubbed his head, and went to the kitchen to cook. He used to hold a sword in his previous life. For the first time in his life, he picked up a kitchen knife. It still felt a little weird.

Chen Yi washed the rice and washed the vegetables after setting the time in the rice cooker. He planned to make another cold cucumber. When he raised his eyes, he found that Fu Xiunian was lying on the sofa and looking at himself, like a soft cat. , I couldn't help but soften for a moment, and asked with interest: "How do you feel?"

Fu Xiunian thought for a moment, then smiled and said, "It seems that you are cooking for me for the first time."

Chen Yi raised his eyes and said half-truth, "I'm cooking for someone for the first time in my life."

Fu Xiunian burst into laughter, slyly: "Really?"

of course it's true……

But Chen Yi stopped talking and let him guess by himself.

The breakfast is very simple. The congee and side dishes are unpalatable. Chen Yi also spread an extra egg cake, but the appearance is not very good. The thin areas are dark and the thick ones are thick. I'm not familiar yet.

Chen Xiaomeng lives downstairs, and she usually comes over to eat dinner occasionally. She forgot that Chen Yi was going to record the show today. When she opened the door and saw him cooking in the kitchen, she was shocked and said unbelievably, "Chen Yi, you are crazy. Right?"

Chen Yi was struggling with the oil pan and said without looking back: "It's better to be crazy than you are stupid."

Chen Xiaomeng made a grimace at him, and went to play with Fu Xiunian. She had been cold and indifferent to Fu Xiunian before. After living here for a few meals, her feelings improved by leaps and bounds. She was slender and slender all day long. Brother changed.

The two didn't know what they were talking about. Finally, they sat at the dining table and watched him cook together. Chen Yi cracked the lollipop in his mouth with a click, and continued to spread the egg pie with perseverance, but it was still a batter.

Chen Xiaomeng tilted his head and glanced: "Chen Yi, why are you still smoking?!"

Chen Yi expressionlessly bit the sugar stick in his mouth: "Believe it or not, I stayed up to play games at night, blinded my eyes?"

Fu Xiunian explained: "He only smokes lollipops, not cigarettes."

When the breakfast was put on the table, Chen Xiaomeng took a look and was about to leave. Fu Xiunian subconsciously said, "Aren't you going to eat?"

Chen Xiaomeng smiled: "Ah, no, I ordered takeaway when I walked in."

So she just sat here purely for watching a play.

Chen Yi came over lazily carrying two bowls of porridge: "Do you finally know that your cooking is unpalatable?"

Chen Xiaomeng glared at the words and was directly stabbed to the painful spot: "No matter how bad it is, it won't be as bad as you do!"

Chen Yile was over, and he leaned over and kissed Fu Xiunian's face and said, "I don't make it for you, but I make it for my object, right?"

The smile in his eyes was intoxicating and scornful. Fu Xiunian didn't expect that he would dare to kiss himself in front of the camera. He directly reddened his ears to his neck. He nodded his head compulsively, and his brain was blank. In fact, even Chen Yi said something. I didn't catch it.

The cold dog food rushed towards her face, and Chen Xiaomeng curled her lips and was angered away.

On the table is a plate of cold cucumbers, which are not salty, and a plate of fried egg cakes. The only thing that is normal is probably the porridge in the bowl. Chen Yi picked up his chopsticks and tasted each of them, and then left the egg cakes. Tore off the paste and handed it to Fu Xiunian: "Cucumbers are a bit spicy, you can drink porridge and eat cakes."

Fu Xiunian used his chopsticks to poke the cold cucumber in the bowl: "Look, I'll let you pat lightly. You pat the cucumbers into sauce."

Chen Yi raised his eyebrows: "I said I can't cook."

Fu Xiunian: "I thought you were humble."

Chen Yi: "Where, it doesn't exist."

It was the first time for Chen Yi to cook. He made two simple dishes from seven to eight. He saw sweat on the back of his face. While drinking porridge, he wiped the sweat on his head with a tissue: "Do Why is it so difficult to eat."

I was more tired than practicing Feihua leaf picking when I was young.

Fu Xiunian thought that you finally knew the difficulty, smiled, just about to say something, just listen to Chen Yidao: "You teach me in the future, we will take turns to do it."

Fu Xiunian was startled, thinking that Chen Yi was joking, but turned his head to meet his serious eyes.

Chen Yi’s mother died early in his previous life, and his father was also a hard-headed man. He had only practiced martial arts since he was a child. He practiced all the time. He practiced by himself. He didn’t like to excel, and he didn’t know how to like someone. Compared to Fu Xiunian Regardless of size, he is relatively careless most of the time.

After hearing this, Fu Xiunian had a sense of comfort that his bear child was finally sensible. He gestured at the horrible food on the table with his eyes, and then asked Chen Yi with a smile, "Cooking is difficult, are you sure you can learn?"

Chen Yi hooked his leg under the table: "I can learn it, as long as the master teaches it well."

If you can't learn it, you can't do what the master taught.

Fu Xiunian laughed inwardly and nodded, "Okay, you can wash the dishes."

Chen Yi: "...what about you?"

Fu Xiunian's eyebrows curled up with a smile: "I see you wash it."

The roles are swapped.

Chen Yi smiled, his heart was really feng shui, and he got up to clean up the dishes, but when he went to the kitchen, he suddenly bowed his head and said a whisper in Fu Xiunian's ear. He didn't know what he said, and he successfully made Fu Xiunian stiff. Become a stone man.

He only said one sentence: Change if you need it at night and let Fu Xiunian be on it.

Chen Yi was washing the dishes just like fighting. The kitchen ping-pong rang, and Fu Xiunian was flustered. He looked back frequently. He couldn't help but get up and look at it several times, and finally held back.

A Korean love drama was broadcast on TV. Chen Yi finished washing the dishes and slumped directly on the sofa to regain his strength. Fu Xiunian tore a bag of potato chips and habitually put his legs on him. It turned out that he was recording the show. He subconsciously wanted to take it back, Chen Yi didn't even look at it, and directly reached out and grabbed his ankle.

Fu Xiunian couldn't get back, so he had to let him go.

The hero and the heroine on TV are in a passionate love period, and they can be sweet to death across the screen. Both eyes and movements are touching. The heroine is careless and not good at cooking, but is willing to wash her hands and make soup for her lover. The hero does not want her to work hard and lies. I love instant noodles the most.

"Jin Shican, really, are you lying to me? Why would anyone like instant noodles so much?"

The heroine was wearing an apron and was busy in the kitchen. The hero was leaning against the door, looking at her back quietly, her eyes were quiet and warm, and she smiled and said: "Although the taste is very strange, it is true, but just like what to do. The kind that can be cured."

"Shican, I ask you one last time, is instant noodles enough for lunch?"

"Well, enough."

"Oh, TV dramas are TV dramas. There are not many good objects like this." Chen Yi smiled nonchalantly, then moved his gaze back from the screen, patted Fu Xiunian's legs and asked, "What do you want to eat at noon?"

Hearing this, Fu Xiunian paused for a moment when he was eating potato chips, then raised his eyes to Chen Yi, and tentatively replied, "... instant noodles?"

Chen Yi said: "There is no instant noodles."

Fu Xiunian: "Oh."

When the two were sitting on the sofa and resting, the director team released the second task card. Chen Yi's eyelids jumped. Fu Xiunian reached out and found it was an envelope. Opened it was an envelope with one hundred yuan and two scenic spots. Tickets.

The staff said: "Please turn in your belongings, use the funds and tickets funded by the program group to go out on a date, and spend the most memorable day together in your own way."

Chen Yi knew there was nothing good, so he drew the tickets and took a look, and found that the landmarks were outside the city, and you could get to the bankrupt by taxi. He squeezed his arms and said, "Let’s walk there on foot. Especially memorable."

Fu Xiunian: "There are buses available, why are you leaving?"

There is a route map at the back of the ticket, with three bus transfers and a total of 32 stops.

Chen Yi tut: "It's also unforgettable."

The sun was still a bit big outside. Fu Xiunian carried a black travel bag with two sun protection jackets and a small fan inside. He directly handed the money to Chen Yi, acting boldly and neatly: "Here, you can spend whatever you want. ."

Chen Yisui glanced at him, then put the money in his pocket: "Be low-key, why do you say so loudly? People who don't know thought you gave me a million."

The two walked to a nearby bus stop, and then took a hundred yuan into change and took the car. Because they were wearing masks, no one recognized them. They were bumpy and swayed along the way, and they took the car for three consecutive hours. Arrived at the destination.

Fu Xiunian's legs were numb, and he took a rest while holding the bus stop sign. Chen Yi looked around and found that it was an empty road. He couldn't know which way to go for a while. Finally, he used his mobile phone to navigate, and it showed going east.

"More than a thousand meters, almost here."

Chen Yi took off his hat and fanned the wind. The coolness passed to Fu Xiunian's side. The two of them are now hungry and tired. The porridge they drank in the morning has been digested, but the surrounding area is sparsely populated and can only go to the scenic spot. There are shops.

Fu Xiunian wore a white sunscreen suit and a black baseball cap. He was slender and handsome. He was very youthful. He put Chen Yi on his shoulders and said weakly, "I'm so hungry."

Chen Yi touched his belly with backhand: "I'm not hungry, why are you hungry."

Fu Xiunian said, "Because I ate less breakfast."

Chen Yi raised his eyebrows: "Why don't you eat more."

Fu Xiunian: "...because it's a bit unpalatable."

Not only did Chen Yi not get angry when he heard this, but he also smiled. He reached out to help Fu Xiunian fix his hat and asked aloud: "Then what do you want to eat?"

Fu Xiunian immediately reported a series of foods: "I want to eat fried chicken, hamburger, french fries, steak, creamy mushroom spaghetti, anchovies."

Chen Yidao: "Think slowly, I can't afford it anyway."

Fu Xiunian: "..."

The two of them have reached their destination while talking. Just now they got off the car at the back door of the scenic area, so it was a bit remote, but the front door was very busy. There were vendors selling memorabilia everywhere. Among them was a reverse bicycle game. Chen Yi's attention.

The stall owner is a middle-aged elder sister. There is a white line drawn in chalk on the ground. While riding a bicycle in a straight line with ease, she shouted with a horn: "Everyone walks by and takes a look. As long as you can walk by bicycle You can get a bonus of 100 yuan in a straight line, and the registration fee is 5 yuan. Don't miss it, it is equivalent to giving away money."

The structure of the bicycle she rides is slightly different from that of a normal bike. Two gears are added to the handlebar. If you turn to the right, the body will turn left, if you turn to the left, the body will turn right, because people’s inertial thinking is too strong, generally It is difficult for an inexperienced person to ride up in a straight line. There are many tourists around who are eager to try, but without exception they are defeated.

Fu Xiunian looked at it and said: "It's a reverse bicycle, it's difficult to control the direction, but if she encounters someone with experience, she may lose out."

Chen Yidao: "You may make money, but she will definitely not lose money. People will close the stall immediately when the situation is wrong. Who can force her to set up a stall?"

The price of the scenic spot is extremely expensive. Excluding the money left by the car, they still have more than 80 yuan in their pockets, which is obviously not enough. Chen Yi waited for a long time, then handed the phone to Fu Xiunian, and walked to the back to line up to pay the money.

Fu Xiunian knew Chen Yi's martial arts foundation, and silently gave him a cheering gesture: "Brother Yi, you are up to lunch."

Chen Yi said he received: "I will definitely buy you the instant noodles."

Fu Xiunian was very contented easily. The eyes exposed out of the mask turned into the moon with a smile, and Le Diandian nodded, without any dissatisfaction with eating instant noodles.

Such pure joy is always contagious. Chen Yi moved his fingertips slightly, uncontrollably reached out and touched his face without saying anything, but his eyes always had a softness that had never appeared in front of others.

The first few tourists failed to pass the barrier. When it was Chen Yi's turn, they were on the sidelines with the photo taken, which attracted the surrounding crowd to look back. However, due to the tightness of their faces, no one else recognized them for a while. come out.