Don’t Be a Kept Man
Chapter 52: Tips
The inner wall of the carriage was a bit cold, and the slight chill passed through the clothes that made people shiver. Xie Yuzhi could hear the stab of a horse whip outside, and the sound of a car rolling over the ground, but it was not as good as his own heartbeat. With a sound, it seemed to pierce the eardrum.
Shen Miaoping was buried in his neck, biting lightly and hard, Xie Yuzhi raised his head impatiently, his eyes drifted, his fingertips helplessly clenched Shen Miaoping's shoulders, his nose was red, and his breathing gradually became chaotic.
What can't be done in the car, after a long while, they calmed down. The two of them pressed their foreheads and breathed together. Xie Yuzhi lowered his eyes and touched Shen Miaoping's ears. He wanted to pull inexplicably, and his hands started to move around.
Shen Miaoping seemed to feel it, raising his eyes to look at him vigilantly, meaning to point out: "Pull ears is something women do."
"...I am a man, so naturally I can't be a little girl,"
Xie Yuzhi paused, and withdrawn his hand if nothing had happened. He lowered his eyes into his sleeves and said, "Next time, if someone offends me, just use the sword to cut it. This will make me a general."
Shen Miaoping secretly made a grimace when he heard this, leaned his head to the side, and moved his ear tips. He was defeated by force: "Well, I'll pull it for you, you pull it, I won't say anything."
"Do not care!"
The carriage came to a slow stop. Xie Yu pushed him aside, raised the curtain and went straight down. Shen Miaoping jumped out of the car to follow him, and said with a grin, "Hey, how angry are you, how old are you? Childish."
Xie Yuzhi kept walking: "I am older than you."
Shen Miaoping didn't react, and was stunned: "Huh? Bigger than me? Where is bigger than me?"
Xie Yuyi knew that he wanted to be crooked by looking at his eyes, and said in anger, "Asshole, naturally it is age, what do you think it is!"
These are the few words that scolded and scolded. Shen Miaoping was thick-skinned, not half embarrassed, and shook his head and walked forward: "What the second master thought it was, I thought it was something."
Xie Yuzhi's shot was lightning fast and grabbed his shoulders. Unexpectedly, Shen Miaoping reacted faster and pulled his hand forward. When Xie Yuzhi came up, a man stooped to lift him up and caught him. With his legs bent, he squeezed his back and said, "If you want me to carry it, just say it straight, Erye is so shy."
Xie Yuzhi didn't speak, but felt that this little **** must have molested the eldest girl before. He snorted, but couldn't help but grabbed his ears: "In your hometown, does any girl like you?"
Shen Miaoping carried him step by step and walked very steadily: "It depends on what kind of like it is. If you look at the face, there are many, but the love that is born from the color, how long can it last after old age, and when they are No one likes it anymore when we get closer to me."
Xie Yuzhi wondered: "Why?"
Shen Miaoping said: "Because the women on our side are very smart. A man who is too smart means that it is difficult to control. They may be addicted to appearance and sweet talk for a short time, but they seldom really give this kind of people their heart. ."
Xie Yuzhi's hand grabbed his ears slightly hard: "The things in the world are all true to you. If you don't give your sincerity, how can you expect others to give you sincerity."
Huh, naive.
Shen Miaoping disagrees: "Then my sincerity lies with the second master, is your sincerity with me?"
"Little bastard," Xie Yuzhi leaned close to his ears and gritted his teeth and said: "I don't believe your nonsense."
Shen Miaoping thought if you didn't believe it or not, what would you do by pulling my ears?
"Let go, and said that I don't learn the little daughter's manners, so what do I do."
"What are you going to do if you don't relax?"
"I will throw you into the river without letting go."
Next to the corridor is a viewing pool. Shen Miaoping was about to go there. Xie Yuzhi directly strangled his neck: "If you are bold enough, throw it away and see who of us drowns first."
Shen Miaoping said: "Those who can't be drowned, there are so many servants in the mansion, and they will come by just shouting twice."
Xie Yuzhi laughed innocently and hooked his mouth: "If I don't speak, look at which one of them dare to go and save you."
...This is true, the ancient lives are worthless.
Shen Miaoping retracted his footsteps and immediately turned around and walked towards the Qufeng Courtyard, pinching Xie Yuzhi's calf through his trousers with his hot palms, and laughed in a low voice: "Look at what the second master said, why am I willing to throw you down."
There were servants who watched the night around. When they saw them like this, they just walked hurriedly with their heads down. After reaching the door of the Qufeng Courtyard, Shen Miaoping put them down.
It was late at night, and Lonicera and Poria waited for them to wash as usual, and when they took off the accessories around their waist, Poria suddenly moved the tip of their nose: "Ah, why does my uncle smell so fragrant?"
Before Liandong had time to reprimand her for being unruly, he saw Xie Yuzhi brought the crystal pendant over and sneered: "Who knows what unclean place he went to, he was covered with the scent of powder."
Shen Miaoping snorted, and said with a smile: "It's like you didn't go, Fuling, go and smell it. Your second master might smell better than me."
Fuling naturally didn't dare. She vaguely realized that she had said something wrong, and she didn't dare to speak anymore. She only felt that the two masters had started to fight openly and secretly since they entered the yard. Who.
She didn't know that the two of them not only fought with each other, but also fought with fairies at night.
Shen Miaoping smiled in the daytime, and was extremely gentle at night, but today was a bit abnormal. Xie Yuzhi was so crushed by him that he couldn't move, so he could only bite on his shoulder severely: "Asshole."
Shen Miaoping was puzzled: "Second Master wouldn't curse anything other than a bastard?"
Xie Yuzhi picked up a pillow and smashed it over: "Beast!"
Shen Miaoping hid: "Everyone says that if you marry a chicken or a chicken, you marry a dog as a dog, the second master has a bad life, and if you marry a beast, you have to follow the beast."
Xie Yuzhi reminded him: "You are the son-in-law."
Shen Miaoping said, "That's because my life is bad, and I married a beast."
He is quite self-defeating, and he can't worry about everything. Xie Yuzhi is no longer in the mood of Shen Miaoping, and he doesn't dare to mess with him anymore. This man's heart is smaller than the tip of a needle. If he gets angry during the day, he will find it in bed at night. , A complete villain.
The branches and leaves outside the window are rustling, the moon is moving and the wind is blowing, and the sudden drop in temperature makes people realize that winter is coming. Shen Miaoping closed his eyes and fell asleep. His dreams were strange. I don't know if it was because of the "hometown" mentioned today. Human faces flashed past in my mind, and it was too fast to capture them.
Shen Miaoping's father was very rich and romantic in his previous life. The red flag in the family did not fall, and the colorful flags fluttered outside. Counting the illegitimate children outside, there were eight children in total. Shen Miaoping was one of the many illegitimate children.
His unscrupulous mother originally wanted her to marry a wealthy family with her son, but the man’s regular wife was very powerful. For so many years, she kept the housekeeping tight and she was frustrated and rested her mind, and threw Shen Miaoping to the neighbor’s care. , And then packed up and said on a business trip, and never came back.
Neighbors are unwilling to raise idlers. Fortunately, the man has a conscience and brought him back home to take care of him. Living in such an environment, Shen Miaoping has been able to look at people’s faces since he was a child, and he has made the old lady at home irritated and can barely make life. Go, but the old man can't live long, and later...
That was the case in later days.
Although no one has been really good to him since childhood, Shen Miaoping feels that there are still many people in the world who are worse than him. People have to look for the good, and it is useless to think about them. It is most important to live oneself well.
He is just an ordinary person, an ordinary life, an ordinary story, just like when he first came, it is not important and need not be mentioned. It's like he died one day, and he won't leave any footprints in this dynasty. Except for himself, no one knows that Shen Miaoping has walked his whole life in this romantic and wanton dynasty.
Yu's memory is only seven seconds. The length of time a dream can last depends on whether the person wants to remember it or not. Obviously Shen Miaoping didn't want to remember those messy dreams, and forgot everything when he got up in the morning.
Yesterday, the little fat man sent the crystal stone to the Metropolitan Procuratorate, and Qian Tong directly sent it early in the morning. The big fist was very thorough, and it was actually better than the quality given by Zhaogui.
Shen Miaoping touched his chin and tweeted in surprise, and sent it out. It turned out that the poor died of the poor, the rich died of the rich. This little fat man really has money in his family. He called Honeysuckle, and this time gave her a new drawing: "The crystal is divided into two, and the last jade pendant will be beaten a few more, and the other half will be beaten according to the new drawing."
Lonicera was full of strangeness, but she was more stable than Fuling, and did not ask much. After receiving the drawing, she was shouted by Shen Miaoping after just two steps: "Let those craftsmen shut their mouths tightly. If this picture leaks out , My uncle must take care of him."
Lonicera smiled: "Don't worry, uncle, it's our own shop, they don't dare to chew their tongues."
"That's good."
Shen Miaoping remembered that he was going to patrol the street this morning, and he couldn't help sighing. Xie Yuzhi just woke up, opened his eyes and saw him sitting by the bed, narrowed his eyes, and quietly reached out and pinched him from the quilt.
Shen Miaoping's dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, so he lay down on the bed carelessly and pressed Xie Yuzhi upright: "Er Ye has no conscience, early in the morning, move your feet."
Xie Yuzhi hid in the quilt, with cold eyebrows and a little red mark on his neck. Shen Miaoping hugged him through the quilt and praised him sincerely: "Second Lord looks good."
Xie Yuzhi's heart thought I would look good if you still enter the brothel to have some fun, stretched out his hand to grab his collar, and threatened half-truth: "I will find someone to stare at you secretly. Be careful, but don't leave a handle. I."
It is said that the errand of patrolling the city is not easy to do, and every day there is a certain chance of meeting those relatives of the emperor who can do nothing with you. Shen Miaoping's mouth is really annoying, and he will not have a hard time any day. He was clicked, and to be honest, he himself was worried about his personal safety.
Shen Miaoping was so proud and confident: "I don't do anything wrong, even if the second master sends someone to stare at me, the more the better, if you hold me into the brothel again, I will follow your last name!"
Xie Yuzhi raised his eyebrows: "Not Shen Miaoping, but Xie Miaoping?"
Shen Miaoping nodded.
Xie Yuzhi leaned to his ear and squeezed his ear gently: "Fool, I don't want you to have my surname, but you remember, if I get you into the brothel again, be careful of your money bag..."
Hearing this, Shen Miaoping subconsciously covered the money bag at his waist, reacted, and kissed him with a smile: "Why do I make money? It's not to raise my second master."
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