Director, please respect yourself

At the Nanluoguxiang Jiaodaokou Police Station, Yang Kun and Sun Nan came again.

Standing next to them are Na Ying, Yang Mi, Fan Jiuyi, Sha Baoliang, Zheng Jun, Li Yuchun, Zhang Liangying, Zhou Bichang, Li Yapeng and others. Even if Wang Fei is not here, today's lineup is still more prosperous than last time!

The reason why everyone came here was not because they wanted to drink cold water and were afraid of stuffing their teeth. If you think about it carefully, he just composed three popular songs.

It's because this bastard broke the industry rules. The starting price was 200,000, then it went up to one million, and now it's directly up to one million (excluding tax).

What is the concept of millions (excluding tax)?

Calculated based on our country’s highest personal income tax rate of 45%, that is, if you buy one of his songs, the actual cost will be 1.45 million yuan.

Oh my God!

If all music creators produce songs at this price, then singers who can’t write songs will have no choice but to eat shit in the future, because you won’t have anything good to sell.

For example, Zhang Yushilang, Jay Chou Fang Wenshan, and veteran music creators Li Zongsheng, Luo Dayou, Lin Xi...

You must know that the level of these musicians is no worse than this one who wants to drink cold water but is afraid of stuffing his teeth.

In fact, we have already discussed it last time. If you want to drink cold water but are afraid of grinding your teeth and selling songs, you can do it, but together we can give you a maximum of 550,000 yuan. Do you like to sell it? !

However, last time, because the maverick Wang Fei really liked the song "Because of Love", the price was raised to 800,000 yuan for those who wanted to drink cold water but were afraid of stuffing their teeth.

But this time, it won’t work for anyone?

Everyone who had made up their minds was waiting at the door of the police station, when a silver Mercedes-Benz G63 slowly parked at the door.

Yang Kun had sharp eyes. As soon as he saw Yang Hao getting out of the back seat, he immediately greeted him.

"Hey, Yang Hao?

Could it be that you were the one who posted a message on the 58.com website last night saying that you wanted to buy songs from the netizen [Fraudster Nicholas Caesar] who wanted to drink cold water but was afraid of grinding his teeth? "

"Yes!" Yang Hao smiled.

"Well, brother, come and tell you something."

"Oh well."

Yang Hao, who got off the car, turned around and took the bag he brought, and then stretched out his hand towards Yang Kun.

"Hello, Teacher Yang."

"Oh, Hello."

Yang Kun was also a familiar person. He held Yang Hao's hand with his right hand and patted his arm with his left hand.

"You're not a bad guy. The director's first movie had a box office of over 100 million."

"Haha, Teacher Yang deserves the award.

I was mainly lucky. During the Spring Festival, a film about the Spring Festival transport theme was screened, and it naturally resonated with many viewers. "

Yang Hao smiled modestly, and then quickly let go of Yang Kun's hand.

As a photographer in his previous life, Yang Hao was naturally familiar with the people and things in the industry. Some people rumored that the reason why the man in front of him did not get married was because he was one, and all his previous girlfriends were to hide his identity. .

Sometimes such rumors are true, sometimes such rumors are false, but Yang Hao is unwilling to distinguish between true and false.

Well, just stay away from him.

Save yourself from getting sick later.

The two shook hands, and Yang Hao suddenly took a step back. Yang Kun was a little confused when he saw this, but he didn't care.

It is understandable for a young man who is just starting out to be a little cautious when meeting so many big-name seniors for the first time.

So Yang Kun and Sun Nan, who followed him, said to Yang Hao:

"Yang Hao, we have seen the video of you singing Queen's songs a cappella. To be honest, your singing skills are not bad. Although you are not as good as professional singers like us, in our country, compared with your fellow directors and screenwriters, your singing skills are definitely comparable. First."

"Oh, thank you!"

"Don't be polite, we are telling the truth." At this time, Sun Nan said with a smile.

"Yang Hao..."

"Um?"

"Tell me the truth, brother, how much do you plan to spend on the songs?"

"If you want to drink cold water and worry about stuffing your teeth, isn't the price one million (excluding tax)?" Yang Hao asked, pretending to be confused.

"Yang Hao, are you really planning to buy the song at this price?" Yang Kun's eyes widened.

"Of course, you can't change your mind after making a promise!" Yang Hao said seriously.

"But Yang Hao, this song is too expensive, do you know?" At this time, Na Ying and Sha Baoliang gathered around.

"Last time, Sissi and Yao Beina also wanted to spend 1 million to buy songs, but we stopped them. We are all on the same front now and cannot let outsiders break the rules of the industry.

So what we are saying is that if you want to drink cold water but are afraid of being sad, you can sell his songs in public, but it cannot exceed a reasonable price, such as 550,000. If it exceeds this price, we will collectively not buy his songs? "

After saying that, everyone looked at Yang Hao.

Looking at them, Yang Hao suddenly figured out something. In his previous life, there were only nine people in the "Top Ten Influential Singers in the Mainland" award in 2009, but Daolang couldn't get it.

Because these people in front of them work together and can dictate the rules of the industry.

"Yang Hao, how are you?

Your master Song Quanjiang and I are very good friends. "Seeing that Yang Hao didn't speak, Na Ying said again.

"Oh, sorry.

I have a different point of view than everyone else. I think you get what you pay for. If you want to drink cold water and are afraid of stuffing your teeth and dare to charge such a high price, then you must have the corresponding skills.

For example, Sister Nana's song "Mo" made her famous in the circle with just one song. It is said that her original commercial performance price was 5,000, but now it has become 100,000.

If one commercial performance costs RMB 100,000, then running ten commercial performances can earn back the money spent on buying songs. In this way, as singers, we still make money? "

Doing business means being kind to others.

Now Yang Hao is a bit bitter and sincere. Why should everyone do this?

If you think the song is worth so much money, you will buy it; if you think the song is not worth so much money, you won't buy it. But what do you mean by using your status in the industry to force others to buy the song? !

"Yang Hao..."

"Um?"

"Are you really planning to become a public enemy of the Chinese music scene just like that coward who wants to drink cold water and is afraid of stuffing his teeth?"

"No no!"

Yang Hao firmly denied this.

"Well, that's right. Wait a minute, and when the lawyer named Zhang comes over, tell him that you can only pay 550,000 yuan for the song. Does he want to sell it?"

At this time, Na Ying was very happy.

"Yang Hao, don't worry!

Such an operation cannot be used three times. If you want to drink cold water and fear that your teeth will get clogged, you must lower the price, because the Chinese music industry is now a buyer's market, and the price must be determined by us..."

But before the eldest lady in the music industry finished speaking, Yang Hao touched his nose and smiled.

"Sister, you may not understand what I mean. When I said no, I actually wanted to assure you that singing is just a hobby. I have no plans to stay in the music industry for a long time."

"Well…"

Na Ying, Yang Kun, Sun Nan and others were all confused. Who the hell can help me strangle this bastard in front of me?

At this moment, Zhang Qihuai, whose face was covered with pimples, appeared at the door of Jiaodaokou Police Station in Nanluogu Lane.

"Yang Hao?"

"Yes, Lawyer Zhang, it's me!" Yang Hao smiled at his old acquaintance.

"Aren't you a movie maker? Why do you want to sing too? It turns out that the netizen Mr. Yang Shuo was talking about [the fraudster Nicholas Caesar] is you?

How about it?

Did you bring the money?

Two English songs and two Chinese songs cost a total of 4.8 million yuan. In addition, there is a personal income tax of 2.16 million yuan that you need to pay..."

Zhang Qihuai said as he led Yang Hao into the police station.

“Lawyer Zhang, I don’t have any money.

However, I brought with me the film copyright of "A Man on the Road", as well as the subsequent adaptation rights and remake rights of the film's script. I hope to use these things for 7 million in exchange for the copyright of Mr. Yang Shuo's four songs? "