Director, please respect yourself

The charging standard in India is 100,000 yuan...

As soon as the words were spoken, Ni's father took his girl and left, and when he left, he left a look that looked like you were really crazy.

In this regard, Yang Hao was also quite helpless.

I originally planned to only talk about the first three quotes, but you were very curious and had to ask about the last one.

Now, the quotation has come out, but you have left without looking back.

Eh... what about the most basic trust between people? !

After all this trouble, it was already ten o'clock in the morning, and there was no way to write in the diary anymore, so Yang Hao returned to his office and turned on the computer.

Since Song Quanjiang didn't leave any homework for [former Yang Hao] when he left, Yang Hao planned to go online for fun. As for when he would officially enter the screenwriting industry, he would have to wait until he had good friends from his previous life and friends from this life. We will talk about it after our old mentor Song Chuanjiang comes back.

However, before officially going online, Yang Hao still made a habit of checking out what happened to the sales information he posted on 58.com.

[I sincerely sell pop music works with complete lyrics and scores. The price is 200,000 yuan per song. If you are interested, please leave a message in the comment area.

I want to drink cold water but I’m afraid of stuffing my teeth! 】

As of now, it has been five days since the release, and the sale information is still there, which shows that the officials of 58.com do not regard themselves as crazy or fraudsters.

Wanting to understand the link, Yang Hao once again turned his attention to the message area under the sales information.

[Waiting for red apricots to appear on the wall]: You are a lunatic. How dare you sell the lyrics of a song for 200,000 yuan?

[It’s time for Dalang to take medicine]: Who are you? Do you really think you are Jay Chou, Fang Wenshan, or Li Zongsheng?

[Rain and wind destroyed]: This guy who wants to drink cold water but is afraid of stuffing his teeth is no longer Yang Hao from the Yangchun Noodle Shop. I think they both have the same approach, and their behavior is absolutely beyond the imagination of ordinary people! To put it simply, it is actually a mental illness!

[Tiema Glacier]: Is it dispersed? Is it broken up? This guy is just here to make fun of you.

The comment area was not too lively. Including yesterday's message, there were only five messages in total. Yang Hao quickly browsed through them.

After reading it, Yang Hao shook his head and was about to close the webpage when a new message suddenly came into view.

[Audrey Hepburn is not as beautiful as me]: Are you a music producer?

After seeing this message, Yang Hao thought about it and quickly replied.

[If you want to drink cold water, you are afraid of stuffing your teeth]: No, you can think of me as an intermediary, a middleman between music creators and singers.

[Audrey Hepburn is not as beautiful as me]: Oh, that’s it! So, do you know a lot of music creators?

[If you want to drink cold water, you are afraid of stuffing your teeth]: You can think so.

[Audrey Hepburn is not as beautiful as me]: Since you know many music creators, can you help me... help my friend create a tailor-made song album? Hmm... My friend has also sung for a few years, but he hasn't become popular yet.

[If you want to drink cold water, you are afraid of stuffing your teeth]: Of course you can, but the price is a bit high, 1 million yuan per song.

[Audrey Hepburn is not as beautiful as me]: Ah, the price is so high! ! ! So... my friend sang your song, can you guarantee that she will be as popular as Jay Chou?

[If you want to drink cold water, you are afraid of stuffing your teeth]: There is no guarantee, because everyone in the industry knows that Xiaohong relies on support, and Dahong relies on life!

Yang Hao learned the lesson just now, sent this reply, and immediately replied with another one.

[If you want to drink cold water, you are afraid of stuffing your teeth]: In fact, the quality of 200,000 songs per song is very good. If your friend is interested, you might as well tell me what type of songs she likes to sing, so that we can produce according to her preferences. goods.

Oh, by the way, the types of songs don’t have to be limited to Chinese. We can create them here in English, Japanese, Korean, Spanish, Russian, and even Thai.

[Audrey Hepburn is not as beautiful as me]: Ah..., you know music producers from so many countries! Hmm... Then let me talk to my friend and ask her if she wants to buy your song?

After receiving the reply, Yang Hao wanted to chat a few words, such as saying there were discounts for large quantities, but at this time, he heard the knock on the door again.

"Dangdangdang..."

"coming!"

Yang Hao agreed, stood up, and closed the 58.com website.

………

"Hey... why is it you?"

Yang Hao opened the door and was stunned.

Ni Ni, who had been taken away by her father just now, actually appeared at the door of [Song Chuanchang Screenwriter Studio] at this moment.

"hey-hey…"

Standing at the door, the tall Ni Ni reached out her hand to smooth back her hair, then squeezed in with a smile.

"Well..., I just suddenly thought of something and wanted to come back and talk to you."

"explain!"

"I don't know if you have read an online novel called "The First Chaos in History". The author is Zhang Xiaohua."

"No." Yang Hao shook his head.

"Really?" Ni Ni stared into his eyes.

"Of course." Yang Hao acted very naturally.

"The protagonist Xiao Qiang, a pawnshop owner, reached an immortal deal with a "half-immortal" named Liu Laoliu as the starting point, and constantly traveled back and forth with historical figures, such as Jing Ke, Qin Shihuang, Liu Bang, Li Bai, Xiang Yu, etc. …”

But before Ni Ni finished speaking, Yang Hao frowned and said:

"Beauty, what do you want to say?"

"I want to say that you don't actually suffer from schizophrenia, but you read Zhang Xiaohua's online novels and want to use the plots in the online novels to make yourself famous.

Yes, it is like that. "

Ni Ni was a little proud. She was originally standing in the living room of the studio, but when she said this, she had already sat down on the sofa, then straightened her proud long legs and shook them.

"Then what?"

Yang Hao looked at her with a smile.

"Then I want to make a deal with you. You can help me analyze the role of Zhao Yumo. In terms of level, I will choose India. Although I don't know what India is in your mouth, but based on my intuition, You can't go wrong.

How about I help you hide the secret just now? "

"not so good?"

At this time, Yang Hao took advantage of the situation and sat down opposite Ni Ni.

"Then..., I'm going to expose you on the Internet." Ni Ni put her head over and said fiercely.

"Nini..."

"Um?"

"Have you ever seen anyone swearing in the street?"

"I've seen it before, what's wrong?" Ni Ni was a little confused.

Handsome guy, am I threatening you?

Can you please be more serious?

Don't talk about these useless things!

"Have you ever seen people quarreling on the street?"

"Of course I have.

But, Yang, what exactly do you want to say? "

"Nini, do you think more people will be attracted to onlookers by swearing alone, or by two people scolding each other?"

"Of course it was two people quarreling. It's lively when they come and go..."

But before Ni Ni could finish her words, she immediately stopped talking.

Yes, this handsome guy named Yang has made himself famous enough now. If someone comes up with so-called evidence to question him at this time, then there will definitely be more people who come to watch and discuss the matter.

Thinking of this, Ni Ni, who was originally full of confidence, quietly put away her proud long legs, and then changed her tone.

"Well... Teacher Yang, let's do this!

Let's exchange skills. You help me analyze the role of Zhao Yumo, and I'll teach you English.

You know, my spoken English is very good. "

At this point, Ni Ni, who was sitting on the sofa, immediately began to speak English.

"When I was a child, my third aunt told me that in our country, the companies with the best wages and benefits are foreign companies. But if you want to work in a foreign company, you must learn English well. So since the second grade of elementary school, I have never given up. English learning.

You know, I am different from the students in school. What I focus on is oral practice. "

"Well, Ni Ni, your spoken English is pretty good, but why does it smell like curry to me? Could it be that your English teacher is Ah San?" Yang Hao also spoke in English.

"Ah You…"

"どうした?信じられない!! Mas está tudo bem, Puedo perdonar tu ignorancia.

…”

Yang Haocai switched the language mode to Thai when he saw the bright-eyed beauty in front of him suddenly stood up from the sofa and uttered a curse word.

"Fuck...are you still human?"