Director, please respect yourself

At first, I was really a little confused!

But thinking about it carefully, Xiao Song suddenly started to sweat profusely.

This beautiful woman who came to my door was not here to ask for help. She clearly wanted to kill me!

In the small days, the Yingguo Shrine was bombed, and the whole country rejoiced. Tens of millions of netizens even held a party on the Internet to toast to celebrate.

But at this very moment, he wanted to make a completely opposite comment on Weibo, saying that people in their childhood are also human beings, and when people are sad, the movie "Split" should not be released around the world...

Damn it, if these remarks are made, if nothing else, I am confident that I will be scolded by netizens across the country as soon as possible, and maybe I will be featured in world-class media based on this. It is rare for China to still have A sane and sane person.

But what if this comment is not posted?

Just based on the content recorded by the voice recorder in the hands of the beautiful woman, it is not an exaggeration to send me to jail for ten years. You must know that when she was busy just now, she had been crying and begging to be let go, but the passionate me said, hehe... , you can scream, no one will come to save you even if your throat is broken.

Of course, going to jail is still a small matter.

I just signed a five-year contract with Youku Video. If I can't record the program normally, the liquidated damages alone will cost me my pants.

Eh…

Thinking of this, Xiao Song sighed.

In front of the beautiful woman, he opened his laptop, logged on to the Internet, wrote this paragraph on his personal Weibo, and uploaded it.

[Xiao Song’s short comment: 56 people in our next door neighbor lost their lives, but we are having a collective carnival. Is this the misfortune of the times or the sorrow of the entire nation, I don’t know.

What I know is that there is a movie called "Split" that is going to be released at this time.

@Director Yang Hao, I suggest you consider whether you should stop doing things that hurt the feelings of your next door neighbor. 】

Beauty is very particular.

After witnessing Xiao Song updating his personal Weibo, he got dressed, handed him the red recorder that was already on the coffee table, and then said with a smile:

"Brother Xiao Song, let me tell you two final things:

1. If someone scolds you on the Internet for this matter, scold him back immediately. Don’t be soft-hearted and make the matter as big as possible.

Second, let me tell you, do you know why I am so tall? Do you know why I am so strong? Do you know why my voice sounds a little hoarse? "

Speaking of this, the beauty smiled brightly, then put her head in front of Xiao Song and said:

"Actually, I, Liu Xinyu, was a boy two years ago. I just went to Thailand twice and South Korea once, and now I am like this..."

"vomit…"

Before the beauty finished speaking, Xiao Song rushed directly to the bathroom and vomited wildly.

Gulinazha, who plays Song Yinzhang in the TV series "Menghualu", has been very busy recently.

Shooting here in Hengdian Film and Television City is basically busy from dawn until dark, and sometimes we even have to shoot night scenes.

Even during the Spring Festival holiday a few days ago, the crew only gave everyone a three-day holiday. Others were fine and could go home on a plane, but Gulinazha could only celebrate the New Year in Hengdian.

There is no other way. If I go back to my hometown to celebrate the New Year, I have to back up the car, the plane, the plane, and then the train...

I'm afraid that people will have to rush back before they get home, because the holiday has already arrived.

But what Gulinazha never expected was that on January 28, at 6 o'clock in the morning, she came to the set to put on makeup. Before she finished putting on makeup, she received a group message from producer Li Xue and director Yang Yang. news.

[On January 28, 2012, due to a happy event at home, the crew of the TV series "Menghualu" took a day off. 】

Happy family news…

After seeing this news, to be honest, Gulinazha was a little confused. Director Yang Yang has a boyfriend, and he knows this; producer Li Xue has a boyfriend, and he also knows this.

But I haven’t heard that they are getting married recently? !

Just as he was wondering, the actor Yan Danchen, who played the heroine Zhao Pan'er, suddenly rushed in from outside the dressing room.

"Nazha, do you know?

The Yasukuni Sacred Toilet was bombed in my childhood, and the time of the bombing was very memorable, at 7:31 this morning. "

"What?

The sacred toilet in Jingguo was bombed in my childhood. Sister Chen, is this true? "

Gulinazha looked up at the clock hanging on the wall of the dressing room and found that it was only 7:55.

"Of course it's true. It's gone viral on the Internet, and even the national television news channel has urgently broadcast this morning news."

At this time, Guo Zhenni, who played the second female lead Sun Sanniang in the "Meng Hua Lu" crew, also ran in from the outside with a smile.

Since this news is true, what are you waiting for? Gulinazha stood up from her seat, simply took off her makeup, and returned to the Hengdian International Conference Center Hotel not far away.

When she arrived at the hotel room, without saying a word, the beauty used her laptop to upload the first message of the day on her personal Weibo.

[The toilet of the neighbor’s house next door was bombed, but why am I so happy? Is this schadenfreude? No, there were countless heroic souls standing by and looking at me with smiles on their faces. 】

After the edited content was uploaded to Weibo, Gulinazha hugged the snacks bought by her assistant, sat on a chair, surfed the Internet, and browsed the comments in the comment areas of major domestic portals.

In the morning, except for a trip to the toilet, Gulinazha basically didn’t leave her seat.

At noon, the assistant bought braised beef with potatoes from the Northeast Restaurant on Wansheng Street in Hengdian. Gulinazha sat on a chair, sipping beer while celebrating with netizens online.

In the afternoon, a little tired, Gulinazha wanted to take a nap and then fight again in the evening, but before she could get her butt off the chair, a Weibo message shocked her.

Damn..., is this guy who looks like a pig head looking for a fight?

It's okay if you don't want to be happy with everyone, but you are pretending to be a big-tailed wolf on the Internet, saying that this is the tragedy of the nation and the misfortune of the times...

Not only that, but he also earnestly persuaded Director Yang Hao not to release his movie "Split" at this time.

I rub...

Plate him!

I must punish him hard today.

So Gulinazha went to the message area under Xiaosong's personal Weibo and wrote this paragraph.

[I’m not very well educated and I don’t have much education. I can’t think of any elegant words to use to scold you.

However, at this moment, I must raise my proud loyal finger to you! If not for anything else, just speak for your so-called reason.

Well, also, let me tell you, director Yang Hao is definitely more passionate than you, and his movie "Split" will definitely be released as scheduled.

And I swear here that as long as his movie is released as scheduled, I will buy movie tickets immediately. 〕

Send a message.

Gulinazha still felt a little angry. After brewing her emotions, she decided to be more intense, but then she discovered that the likes of her message had exceeded 20,000.

Many people commented below their comments:

If Yang Hao listens to this bastard and withdraws his movie "Split", I promise that I will never watch a movie directed by Yang Hao from now on; if it is released as scheduled, I will at least get a movie ticket and go.