Director, please respect yourself

She might not have come back, but Gong Li still went back to China for the Spring Festival.

The reason for this is because I want to drink cold water and am afraid of stuffing my teeth. As you promised on the Internet, I know who you are. On the first day of the new year, please pay attention to the mainland director Yang Hao. I will ask him to release a song on the Internet. New songs.

And this new song has what you want!

For this reason, some time ago, when they were drinking together in Los Angeles, Gong Li asked Yang Hao to check. Yang Hao, if you want to drink cold water and worry about your teeth, have you contacted you and said that he has a new music piece that he wants you to perform?

At that time, Yang Hao not only gave an affirmative answer, but also smiled and comforted himself, Sister Li, don't worry, as long as he wants to drink cold water and is afraid of having his teeth tightened, give me the musical works he created, and I will immediately give them to him. Record it and post it online.

Well..., because I wanted to drink cold water and was afraid of stuffing my teeth, I already told me that this song was specially customized for you, and you should use it to bring back your previous love.

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, that is, yesterday, Gong Li was very happy. After eating dumplings at her home in Beijing, she sat on a chair and waited for Yang Hao's new song to be released.

Yang Hao is getting more and more popular now.

The box office of the movie "Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons" starring him exceeded 2 billion yuan. Although the box office of the movie "Detective Chinatown" written and directed by him did not meet the prediction of the famous film critic Zhou Liming, which reached the peak of 2.5 billion yuan, it was 2.23 billion yuan. The box office record is still beyond the reach of domestic film directors.

Therefore, as long as Yang Hao's new song is released online, the entertainment pages of several major domestic portals will definitely report it as soon as possible.

However, Gong Li was disappointed.

She waited from morning to noon, from noon to evening... She didn't see any major domestic portals reporting on this matter ~ Yang Hao released a new song.

A bit unwilling to give up.

At 6 o'clock in the evening, Gong Li directly launched the Du Niang engine search, but the search results were still Yang Hao's old songs, such as "Natural", "Believer", "The Prodigal Son Returns"...

Angry.

Gong Li was so angry that she kept sending private messages online to people who wanted to drink cold water and were afraid of clogging their teeth. What on earth is going on with you? How can you talk without keeping your words? Promising things to others, but actually not fulfilling them...

You know, I have already thought about how to propose to Zhang Yimou.

Back then, I decided to break up with you because of Zhang Weiping; now that Zhang Weiping is gone, I have decided to renew our relationship with you. You must know that as early as 1987, when we were filming "Red Sorghum", you once told me that it would take a lifetime. Come and pamper me.

Now, it's time for you, Zhang Yimou, to fulfill your promise.

But everything was ready, but the east wind still didn't come.

…

I sent a private message online to someone who wanted to drink cold water but was afraid of stuffing his teeth. He wanted to drink cold water but was afraid of stuffing his teeth but would not reply. He took out his mobile phone and called Yang Hao to ask if it was his fault that caused the song not to be released online, but Yang Hao turned off his phone.

This went on for a day and a night.

The exhausted Gong Li decided that even if there was no suitable song, she would clarify her relationship with Zhang Yimou tonight.

Do you want love or family?

If you love me, just follow me!

If you want a family, don’t contact me again!

Coming from Shandong Province, Gong Li has the boldness and straightforwardness of a big girl from Shandong Province.

At 4 o'clock in the afternoon, she drove to the outside of the Shanshui Cultural Garden in the community where Zhang Yimou lived.

She stopped the car and found a hot pot restaurant with a fairly elegant environment. Gong Li walked in and slapped 10,000 yuan in cash in front of the store owner.

"Sister Li, do you have anything to say?"

When he saw the money, the fat shop owner's eyes lit up, and he was even more excited than when he saw the big star.

"Don't be nervous, I'm going to have dinner here tonight, but I have a small request, that is, you have to help me simply set the table.

Well... I just want to make the dining table more festive, add red balloons, and red chair covers. In addition, buy me some flowers. If you want flowers, it's best to buy them from [Take Time] flower shop. . "

"no problem!"

Upon hearing Gong Li's simple request, the fat shop owner immediately patted his chest.

"Sister Li, do you need me to put a notice on the door saying that you have booked the entire restaurant tonight and will not accept other guests?"

"No, you can just continue business as usual."

Gong Li waved her hand gently.

What a joke, I hope your hot pot restaurant is full of people at night, because the more people witness it, the happier I will feel.

Of course, there is also the intention of morally kidnapping Zhang Yimou.

With so many people watching, you can't be so cruel as to abandon me and just leave, right? !

Thinking of this, Gong Li took out her mobile phone from her pocket.

[Yimou, I know you are at home, and I also know that you will go to the Magic City to film a movie tomorrow, so before you leave, I want to have a chat with you. 〕

[Yimou, I'm sitting in a window seat at the Dongzhen hot pot restaurant at the entrance of your community. If you have time, you can come over now; if you have time during dinner, you can also come over during dinner. Just come over; if you have time at 11 o'clock at night, then come over at 11 o'clock at night.

But please remember, I will only wait for you until 12 o'clock tonight. If you still don't arrive at 12 o'clock, then I'm sorry, you can come and collect the body for me tomorrow. 〕

After sending the text message, Gong Li used her mobile phone to dial Zhang Yimou's number because she was afraid that Zhang Yimou's mobile phone would not be with her. When she heard the familiar voice in the receiver, she immediately hung up and then quickly turned off her mobile phone.

After doing all this, Gong Li sat by the window, raised her hand and asked the waiter in the hot pot restaurant to bring a pot of tea, and then started to drink it herself.

Will Zhang Yimou come?

It should come, right?

You must know that he is threatening death, and with his indecisive character, he will definitely come.

Then will Zhang Yimou agree to it?

Maybe you agree, maybe you don’t, who knows?

Of course, if there are musical assistants in the restaurant composed by I Want to Drink Cold Water, I'm Afraid of Sai Ya, it should be able to increase my chances of proposing. You must know that Zhang Yimou admires this music composer very much.

Just like he admired the original musician Dao Lang!

Gong Li was thinking about it when she suddenly heard the sound of the Chinese classical instrument Erhu coming from the hot pot restaurant called [Dongzhen Hot Pot]. The sound of the Erhu was as sad as a complaint, and accompanied by the drum beat, it seemed to be telling a sad story. love.

After getting up, Gong Li wanted to find the source of the erhu sound. At this time, she heard the drum beat suddenly stop, and a man's voice with a sense of vicissitudes of life sang in a low voice:

"I am the wandering tears on the annual rings

You can still smell the rouge on the wind. "

Wandering tears on the annual rings...

What's the meaning?

Why is it so strange? Trees have annual rings, I know that, but do the annual rings have tears? And these tears are still wandering.

Gong Li frowned after just listening to a few lines of this song.

Nowadays, domestic musicians are becoming more and more fond of gimmicks. Not only are their music incomprehensible, but their lyrics are becoming more and more mysterious.

It's no wonder that Zhang Yimou likes to listen to songs written by people who want to drink cold water but are afraid of having their teeth tightened, because the songs he writes are relatively orthodox.

"If I carve my promise on the bank of the river,

A river full of cold water and a vast ocean full of moonlight"

Hey, these two lyrics are somewhat interesting. If I guessed correctly, what the lyricist should be saying is that if I were to face the desolate moonlight and carve my promise to you word by word on the riverside, what would it be like? , I am afraid that my tears will completely get out of control, so out of control that the whole city will become a flood...

And just when Gong Li thought of this, tears filled her eyes unconsciously.