Director, please respect yourself

Remove the leaves and old roots of Artemisia arborescens, and cut into small sections for later use; cut the bacon into thin slices, mince the garlic, cut the pepper into sections, and slice the ginger for later use…

After returning home, Yang Hao walked into the kitchen and started busy.

Liu Yifei brought the top-notch wine Screaming Eagle Winery Sauvignon Blanc, and Yang Hao thought that he had to cook two matching dishes!

But when I opened the refrigerator and took a look, I realized that I had overthought it. The only items in the refrigerator were bacon, mugwort, lotus root and pork ribs.

There was no other way. Yang Hao, who was originally ambitious and wanted to show off his cooking skills in front of Liu Yifei, had to make do with two dishes: Pork Ribs and Lotus Root Soup and Bacon Stir-fried Artemisia.

Perhaps hearing the noise in the kitchen, Liu Yifei, who was visiting the house, wandered over to the open kitchen.

"Yang Hao..."

"Um?"

"You actually know how to cook? I thought you were going to call the restaurant at the door and ask them to deliver the food." Liu Yifei's eyes widened.

"How fresh!" Yang Hao curled his lips.

"This means that we don't have enough materials at home. Otherwise, do you believe that I can give you a full banquet right now?"

"Well…"

Liu Yifei was stunned.

It seems, maybe, maybe the Yang Hao in front of him is different from before. You must know that he never bragged before.

Liu Yifei was just wondering when she heard Yang Hao, who was busy in the kitchen, saying without looking back:

"Stop it, while I'm working now, tell me, why did you come to see me today?"

"Hmm... As before, can't I just come to you for a drink and a chat?" Seeing that Yang Hao changed the subject, Liu Yifei returned to normal.

"Just drinking and chatting... We usually drink at night, and it's only 12:10 now."

"hehe…"

Liu Yifei was not angry after being complained by Yang Hao. She smiled, first leaned her body gently against the refrigerator, and then said slowly:

"Well, I came to you today for two things!

First, I came here to ask you, the filming of the movie "Unfortunately" is about to start, why don't you give me the movie script? "

"I can't give you the movie script." Yang Hao refused directly.

"Why?" Liu Yifei was curious.

"Because the role you are playing has to be kept secret from you. Well, let's put it this way, you cannot know in advance what the role you are going to play is? Because if you know it, the novelty will wear off, and then you will only be left with " Acted.”

"Hmm..., what you want is to improvise?" At this time, Liu Yifei finally understood what Yang Hao meant.

"Roughly the same.

It's like talking about cross talk, but all the classic jokes are basically played out on the spot. "

"oh…"

After hearing Yang Hao's explanation, Liu Yifei didn't ask any more questions.

"What about Er?"

Light the fire, set up the pot, add oil, and then put the chopped dried chili peppers into the oil pot to sauté until fragrant. But even so busy, Yang Hao and Liu Yifei behind him were still chatting.

"Two..."

At this point, Liu Yifei smiled shyly: "Yang Hao, I want you to help me negotiate a price."

"Bargain..., what do you want to buy?"

“Song…, song!

Yang Hao, the song "Mo" we were talking about downstairs just now was actually bought by my best friend Yao Beina and I on the 58.com website. "

"Hmm..., then what?"

Since Yang Hao had already known that the person who bought the song was Liu Yifei, he didn't show how surprised he was while cooking.

"Then..., then the song "Mo" became popular, and my friend wanted to get another song "Taohua Nuo", but the other song was too expensive.

The netizen named [Want to drink cold water for fear of stuffing his teeth] asked for 1 million yuan.

So I was thinking that the two of us would finish the bottle of red wine at noon today, and then join Sister Nana to go to the Nanluoguxiang Jiaodaokou Police Station. At the police station, we would meet with a lawyer named Zhang Qihuai, and we would focus on talking about it. That song "Peach Blossom"? "

"Zhang Qihuai wants to drink cold water because he's afraid of stuffing his teeth?"

"No!" Liu Yifei shook her head vigorously.

"The real name of the guy who wants to drink cold water but is worried about stuffing his teeth is Yang Shuo. Sister Nana signed a contract with him and also saw his signature on the song copyright authorization contract."

"Then..., what do you mean by looking for this lawyer?"

"Because I feel that even if this lawyer is not [wanting cold water and afraid of stuffing his teeth], then he can definitely talk to [wanting cold water and afraid of stuffing his teeth], so I thought we might as well invite this lawyer to the hotel Have a drink here, and then use the strength of the drink to ask him for help?

You know, you men always like to brag after drinking..."

Yang Hao finally understood what Liu Yifei said.

Chinese men are all the same. Before drinking, I belong to China. After drinking, all of China belongs to me!

So she wanted to take advantage of this, and when lawyer Zhang Qihuai drank until he was dizzy, he stood up and patted his chest and said, I will call you now if you want to drink cold water because you are afraid of stuffing your teeth, and he will have to lower the price for you.

Or maybe it was that Zhang Qihuai took out the licensing contract after drinking, slapped it on the dining table, and said, "Beauty, sign it!" I decided to sell this song to you cheaply...

Yang Hao smiled after trying to understand the details.

Dude, why do you think this beauty is just like the rumors, a bit naive? If you can imagine lawyers as ordinary men, then they will not be able to become lawyers in the future!

"Yang Hao..."

"Um?"

"Are you going to agree to help or not?"

Seeing that Yang Hao was just busy, cooking, stewing, and using the air fryer to make some barbecue that he liked, but he never said whether he would help or not, Liu Yifei became a little anxious.

Put the fried bacon and mugwort on a plate, put the stewed pork ribs and lotus root soup into a basin, take out the barbecue from the air fryer, and then bring these dishes to the table one by one, Yang Haocai said:

"Hmm... that "Peach Blossom" you are talking about, how much do you plan to spend on it?"

"Why do you ask?"

Facing the temptation of delicious food, Liu Yifei picked up her chopsticks and was about to take action. At this time, she tilted her head and looked at Yang Hao.

"Netizens want to drink cold water and are afraid of saying that they want to sell a song worth 1 million yuan. If you want to buy it for 800,000 yuan, maybe we can also make an appointment with a lawyer to talk; but if you want to buy it for 100,000 yuan, then I I think we should stop looking for trouble."

"hehe…"

Liu Yifei was very happy to hear what Yang Hao said.

"We're not that greedy anymore for paying 100,000 yuan to buy a song. Sister Nana's idea is that 500,000 yuan is enough to win the song. Well, she can give up to 600,000 yuan..."

Having said this, Liu Yifei, who was eating barbecue, suddenly stopped, and then her eyes quickly brightened.

"Yang Hao, did you cook this dish?"

"Didn't you see it with your own eyes just now?" Yang Hao smiled.

"Why is it so delicious?"

"Then you try the soup again, and I'll see how the red wine wakes up in the living room?" After saying that, Yang Hao took out his mobile phone with a smile, and then walked to the living room while editing the text message.

………

Half an hour later, Liu Yifei held a half glass of red wine in her hand and kept circling around the dining table, making Yang Hao, who was eating, a little dizzy.

"Well..., why don't you just sit down?"

"Sit down, no way!"

Liu Yifei answered very firmly.

"I just ate so much and I was afraid of gaining weight. Now many movie fans will shout to me when they meet me at the airport, Sissi, you have to take care of your figure!"

"Then didn't you just hold back? Why did you eat so much?"

Yang Hao was a little speechless.

For example, I basically didn’t get any of the barbecue I made.

"Why do I eat so much... Isn't it your fault? Why are the dishes tasted better than those in the hotel?"

This was somewhat unreasonable when she said it, but Liu Yifei wanted to say it again. At this time, her mobile phone on the dining table rang.

"Ah..., it's Sister Nana. It's Sister Nana who is here to pick us up. Let's go quickly..."

But before she finished speaking, Liu Yifei, who had just pressed the answer button on her phone, was stunned.

"Sister Nana, what did you say?

That lawyer Zhang Qihuai said, "Peach Blossom Nuo" can be sold to us at the original price? "