Director, please respect yourself

7pm

The circular corridor outside Studio No. 1 is even more lively. The actors participating in the Spring Festival Gala performances are all waiting here.

It doesn’t matter if you are a big shot or a backup dancer.

Of course, big names may have a small privilege, that is, you can occupy a larger space in the circular corridor.

For example, Zhao Laowen...

36 students from the Tagou Martial Arts School who participated in the martial arts performance sat on the ground, occupying an area of ​​about 30 square meters; while Zhao Laowang, Xiao Shenyang, and Tian Wa occupied an area of ​​30 square meters.

"Hey, Director Yang, here..."

As soon as Yang Hao came in from outside, Zhao Laowen, who was eating his box lunch, stood up and waved to him.

"Director Yang, have you had dinner?"

"I haven't eaten yet!"

Yang Hao was telling the truth, because on New Year's Eve, the small restaurants outside were not open and the big hotels were all booked out.

“If you haven’t eaten, just eat some!

Although it doesn't taste good, you can enjoy it. "Zhao Laowen picked up a box of lunch on the stool and handed it to Yang Hao.

"I ate, what did you eat?" Yang Hao asked.

"It's okay, I asked for two more boxes."

Zhao Laowen smiled brightly, put his mouth to Yang Hao's ear, and whispered:

"Actually, these two boxes of lunch boxes were given to me by Teacher Song just now. She said that she was not used to eating box lunches."

Teacher Song…

Hearing this title, Yang Hao thought for a moment, and then smiled.

"How dare you provoke her?"

"Then there's nothing to be afraid of. It's 2011 now, not a few years ago." Zhao Laowen smiled and put his arms around Yang Hao's shoulders.

"Director Yang, I heard from the gossip that the box office of "New Shaolin Temple" was terrible. Today, it is said that the movie box office has only sold 10.9 million yuan, and your "囧" so far has sold 34.77 million yuan, which is three times that. many.

You must know that other people’s investment is 200 million yuan, but your full investment is only 60 million yuan.

Therefore, Hong Kong capital is preparing to cause trouble. As early as the second day of the Lunar New Year, and as late as the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, they will use the same tactics as the movie "The Favorite" to "Let the Bullets Fly" to deal with "囧".

Director Yang, you'd better make preparations early. "

"Teacher Zhao, thank you!"

Yang Hao put his arm around Zhao Laowen's shoulders.

"Thank you for what?

I should be thanking you.

Today I went to the cinema to watch "囧", and many moviegoers on the scene said, "Little Shenyang is alive."

Even if you don't act like a girl, you can still perform a good movie. "

"hehe…"

Yang Hao smiled easily, let go of Zhao Laowen, and started eating with the box lunch in his arms.

As for Zhao Laowang, Xiao Shenyang Tianwa and the others, they rehearsed the sketch in this limited space.

Spring Festival Gala lunch box

It looked pretty good, with two meat dishes (fried bacon with chili and meatballs), two vegetarian dishes (shredded cabbage, stir-fried bean sprouts), a tea egg and a bowl of seaweed and egg drop soup.

The staple food is rice, and of course steamed buns.

However, Yang Hao came over late. If he wanted to eat steamed buns, he had to ask for them. He was too lazy to move, so he used rice to deal with them.

While eating, Yang Hao suddenly felt his eyes go dark, and a particularly tall beauty stood quietly in front of her.

How tall is that?

Height 174.51.

"Oh, Hello!"

Seeing her, Yang Hao directly put the lunch box in his hand on the chair and stood up.

"Oh, hello, Director Yang."

The beauty stretched out her hand towards Yang Hao generously.

"Sorry, my hands are oily." Yang Hao was a little embarrassed.

The lunch box was put down, but the chopsticks in his hands were not. Moreover, when I was eating the meatballs just now, I still ate them with my hands, and the chopsticks couldn't hold them at all.

"It's fine!"

The beauty smiled brightly and grabbed Yang Hao's right hand.

"Director Yang, this is it. I am the host of our TV station's Spring Festival Gala special program "Year After Year". My name is Li Meng.

My ancestral home is Caozhou, Lu Province. I looked on the map and found that the straight-line distance between my ancestral home and your birthplace, Dazhong Xiangfu District, Kaifeng, is no more than 90 kilometers, so we are half fellow villagers. "

"Ha ha…"

The beauty spoke playfully and successfully made Yang Hao laugh.

"Sister Li Meng, then, from now on, we will treat each other as fellow villagers."

"Um!"

The beauty smiled and nodded.

"That's what I meant.

However, Director Yang, since we are fellow villagers, shouldn’t you accept an interview with me? "

"Okay, no problem!"

The Spring Festival Gala special program comes one year after another. Yang Hao has watched it on TV before and knows that this program randomly interviews the Spring Festival Gala performers in the circular corridor of Studio No. 1, and then broadcasts it live. of.

As soon as Yang Hao agreed, two people who looked like reporters came over immediately.

One reporter carried a camera on his shoulder, and the other reporter handed the microphone to Li Meng very quickly.

Li Meng adjusted her clothes, took the microphone, and said directly to the camera:

"Dear viewers in front of the TV, good evening everyone, it is 19:45 Beijing time, and there are still 15 minutes until the Spring Festival Gala is broadcast.

In these 15 minutes, we are very fortunate to invite Yang Hao, a well-known young screenwriter, director, singer, and actor from the Mainland, to interview him and ask him what his prospects are for 2011. "

At this point, the beautiful host extended the microphone to Yang Hao.

"Director Yang, what are your prospects for 2011?"

"Can I just look ahead?"

"Well... you can look forward to whatever you want."

The beautiful host was a little confused.

What's going on?

Why don't you act according to common sense?

When asked this simple question, everyone's unified answer is that the people are happy at home and the people are happy and healthy. But when it comes to Yang Hao, why is it just a casual outlook?

But now that the live broadcast is going on, she can't stop this part, so the beautiful host can only bite the bullet and agree.

I don’t believe it. You dare to say in front of the whole country that I hope Mount Fuji volcano will erupt this year? !

“First, China’s national strength is growing day by day.

Second, the people live and work in peace and contentment, and the people are happy and healthy.

Third, world peace and stay away from war.

Fourth, people who like me live a long and healthy life, and people who hate me live a long and healthy life. "

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"Ha ha…"

Liu Yifei, who is far away in Los Angeles, USA, saw Yang Hao being interviewed on the Internet and smiled from ear to ear.

People who like me live a long and healthy life, and people who hate me live a long and healthy life!

You must have a urinary brain circuit to be able to say such blessings in front of the cameras of national television.

Fortunately, Yang Hao is quite reserved. I almost thought that this guy would shout out the words "The movie "囧囧" is a hit" during the interview.

However, just when she thought of this, Liu Yifei's eyes widened in surprise, because at this time, she saw through the live signal of the national TV station that Yang Hao, who had just finished the interview, had taken off his down jacket in front of the camera lens.

And what Yang Haoli was wearing was the costume [Thai囧] specially designed for this year’s Spring Festival Gala!