Director, please respect yourself

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Mainland Chinese film director Yang Hao's work "Megan" was released in the United States on January 24. To be honest, apart from the subject matter, this movie has merits (it is the world's first horror video that uses artificial intelligence extensively). The works presented), others have no redeeming qualities.

All the plots in the film are not worthy of scissors, not scary, not cult, and even have a touch of warmth...

However, this kind of strangeness cannot please American movie audiences. People just go to the cinema for the gimmick of artificial intelligence, but they don’t see any horror, no surprises, no joy. The psychological gap will lead to negative reviews from this part of the audience, thus affecting the viewing experience. Movie times.

This can be seen from the box office of the movie "Meghan" in the United States.

On the day of release, the box office was US$11.72 million. On the second day, it was basically the same as the first day. However, on the third day, it dropped directly to US$8.99 million, and the daily box office dropped by nearly 25%.

And on the fourth day, it became 7.98 million US dollars...]

In the United States, racial discrimination is really everywhere!

I originally thought that Yang Hao was so talented that if he came to Hollywood to develop, he would be like the basketball god Michael Jordan doing in the NBA... and then gain a large number of fans!

After all, in the United States, strength is king!

However, Liu Yifei obviously thought wrong.

Did the movie Megan go well?

Good, the subject matter is novel, the plot is compact, and the actors' acting skills are all online...

But even so, after 3 to 4 days of screening, there are now all kinds of negative reviews of the movie "Megan" on the Internet in the United States, saying that it has nothing new, saying that its structure is incomplete, and saying that it consists of a group of Chinese people speaking English. Simply nondescript.

Liu Yifei wanted to argue that after all, this is Yang Haocheng's first film in Hollywood. Not to mention that it must be an instant hit, at least it cannot hold back and make local American movie audiences laugh.

However, after thinking about it carefully, Liu Yifei realized that she had nowhere to start.

Because these American film critics basically tell the truth.

How about exposing it?

Yang Hao is actually Yang Hao, the author of the science fiction novel "The Fifth Season", which currently has a circulation of more than 1.2 million copies...

But before Liu Yifei had time to act, she received a strange phone call.

"Liu Yifei?"

"Yes, who are you?"

In Los Angeles, USA, she suddenly received a call from someone who could speak Chinese, which made Liu Yifei very curious.

"My surname is Gu..."

Your surname is Gu... There are many people with the surname Gu in the country. I know who you are?

Raising her hand, Liu Yifei was about to hang up the phone. I still haven't figured out what to do about the negative reviews of the movie "Meghan". Where do I have time to chat with a middle-aged woman like you?

However, before Liu Yifei could make any move, another voice came from the phone.

"To be honest, the movie "Meghan" was very well shot, creative and innovative, and it also promoted Li Bingbing and Huang Xiaoming, who have been tepid in China, to the international stage.

But, I am very unhappy!

Because I called Yang Hao several times before, but he either didn't answer or called me crazy. Even though I said I wanted to give him a villa in Kyoto, he ignored me.

So, I'm angry. "

"oh…"

Liu Yifei is a bit of an afterthought, otherwise some netizens would not call her Tiehanhan and their reaction would be a little slower!

"You mean to say that all the negative reviews of the movie "Meghan" on several websites in the United States were uploaded by someone organized by you."

"Roughly the same?

Perhaps you are more rigorous in saying this. I am just making people pick people. The entire Internet is filled with negative comments about the movie Megan. "

The woman on the phone smiled lightly and said:

"I am currently taking a bath in a hot spring in Hokkaido. I will not be able to return to China in about a week. I will give Yang Hao seven days. Please inform him for me.

If he can't come to Hokkaido to see me within these seven days, then I'm sorry to say that his trip to Hollywood will be ruined before it even starts. "

"Ha ha…"

As soon as the woman on the phone finished speaking, Liu Yifei laughed out loud.

"I'm sorry, sister!

Do you have an email address? If there is one, you can send it to me and I will let you see how crazy your seniors were a few days ago? "

"Well…"

"Gao Yuanyuan, you know, right? It's Gao Yuanyuan, known as the national goddess. She sent me an email in her own name, saying that Yang Hao is very powerful and can make her cry every time.

In order for her to continue to enjoy the life of being made to cry, she persuaded me to give up Yang Hao and give him to her.

Gong Li, do you know?

A few days ago, she also sent me a text message, saying that Yang Hao, a 24-year-old boy, fell in love with her 45-year-old eldest sister. She didn't want to do it at first, but she couldn't bear Yang Hao's persistence.

As long as Yang Hao is fine, he will always appear downstairs at Sister Gong Li's house around ten o'clock in the evening, and then use a hand-held loudspeaker to shout loudly.

Sister Li, I love you!

Please come down and accept my love?

As a result, Gong Li relented and agreed to Yang Hao's pursuit, and she was ready to raise her husband and children at home.

Maggie Cheung..., oh, by the way, there is also the famous Hong Kong movie queen Maggie Cheung.

In fact, the two of us don’t know each other, but just this morning, I suddenly received an email from Zhang Manyu in my mailbox.

She said in the email that Liang Chaowei is nothing, but I like Yang Hao's style, and she also attached an intimate photo of them..."

As if meeting an old friend, Liu Yifei talked endlessly on the phone, from 10 o'clock sharp to 10:30 local time in the United States.

At half past ten, the woman on the phone finally couldn't bear it anymore. She coughed twice and interrupted Liu Yifei's words.

"Liu Yifei, what exactly do you want to say to me?"

"fraud!

You are a big liar! Are you no different from those women, you just want to make me give up Yang Hao through some pornographic photos and stories?

Hum hum, let me tell you, don’t even think about it! "

After saying that, the smiling Liu Yifei hung up the phone directly.

Glancing at the mirror in the room, Liu Yifei touched her chin with her hand in deep thought.

Which celebrity in the industry is this woman named Gu? Judging from the accent, it sounds like she is in her 40s like Gong Li, right? !

…………

I don’t know if it was because of the clearing of the scene, but the next passionate scene was shot very quickly, and the actors on both sides were very involved, from the beginning of the kiss to the actual action later.

Before the shooting, Yang Hao was still a little confused.

The heroine is Ni Ni, but the person who has the courage to sacrifice her life is someone else.

During the filming process, Yang Hao felt relieved.

What Zhang Jiao wants is for her interpretation of life to have a good result. As long as I can achieve this goal, I will definitely do whatever it takes.

Since she wants to succeed, she must make some sacrifices, such as showing off her good figure in front of the camera.

Christian Bale is still very good. He used many little tricks in the process of filming passionate scenes. Sometimes just covering it with his palms can avoid Zhang Jiao's embarrassment in the future. Of course, it is also possible that the person who is embarrassed is Ni Ni. , after all, she couldn't tell anyone about being naked.

Just as Yang Hao's filming was coming to an end, Zhang Weiping's roar sounded outside the filming site.

"Ni Ni, who the hell asked you to change the script randomly?!"