Director, please respect yourself

Yang Hao's original intention was to come over for a chat and report to Zhang Yimou, "Director, I'm here. You can't accuse me of cheating."

As long as I have time, I will come here to receive your teachings. Of course, if I don't have time, forget it.

But seeing Zhang Yimou in trouble from a distance, Yang Hao wanted to hide, not because he couldn't afford the glass. If he remembered correctly, in his previous life, the total cost of this piece of colored glass was only 250,000 yuan.

But Zhang Yimou also has money, why doesn't he pay for it?

I'm just afraid of breaking the rules.

As a film director, if you spend money at this place, you will have to pay at the next place...and as you spend more money, you will find that the crew has become a bottomless pit, because investors can fool you to death.

The last brainless director was Lu Chuan. In order to successfully complete the filming of the movie "Jinling Jinling", he once spent 1.2 million yuan out of his own pocket. However, after checking the accounts, he discovered that he had been tricked into losing his pants. For an old street light pole, the props team dared to quote 120,000.

It's his grandma's. If you give me 8,000 yuan, I can get you ten of them.

However, Yang Hao was unlucky. As soon as he turned around, he heard Zhang Yimou's shouts.

"Yang Hao, are you here?"

"Here I come, director!"

Unexpectedly, Lao Zhang has a sharp eye. Even if he quarrels with others, it will not delay him from discovering his buddies. Yang Hao said a few words in his heart, then smiled and walked towards the front of the church.

"How is it? Going to Ni Ni's house last night went well, right?" Zhang Yimou, who was originally gloomy when he saw Yang Hao coming over, suddenly saw his old face blooming like a chrysanthemum.

"fine!

My mother-in-law and father-in-law like me very much. They say that I am the son-in-law of their dreams, talented, handsome and wealthy. "

"LOL, really?"

Zhang Yimou laughed and patted Yang Hao on the back, then motioned for him to walk with him to the church.

Inside the church, the facilities are simple and there is not even a basic statue of Jesus.

It is precisely because of its simplicity that the space seems quite large. From the door to the innermost part, there is a full distance of 25 meters. And in this empty church, at this moment, there are six cameras lined up in a row, with all their lenses focused. Towards the door.

Seeing this formation, Yang Hao frowned slightly.

It seems that I shouldn’t have come here!

As soon as you come here, you will definitely offend others.

Sure enough, as soon as Yang Hao thought of this, Zhang Yimou pulled him to a remote corner of the church and spoke happily.

“It’s been six rounds of screening, but there are a few female characters that I’m still not sure about.

Yang Hao, now that you are here, you can help me with my advice. "

Perhaps because he was afraid of Yang Hao's rejection, the wily Zhang Yimou spoke quickly. After finishing his words, he directly changed the topic.

"Just now, before I got angry at several crew members, I received a call from Chang Jihong. She said she called you but you didn't answer, so she asked me to tell you.

1. The Qin brothers have a house in Ligao Wangfu Villa, 740 square meters, single-family house. If you are willing, I will give it to you. And it can be transferred in minutes.

Second, if the listed company China Film and Star America can be listed on time in five days, that is, December 10, then the Tan brothers are willing to give you 1.3% of the shares for free. Well, if you are not satisfied with this share, We can talk about it again.

Third, I can’t say it, but that’s what it means. If you like the female artists under Xingmei, you can basically do whatever you want.

Of course, if you are still not satisfied with the above three points, they have one last condition, which is that they are willing to offer you a top-notch salary of 70 million yuan to invite you to participate in the movie "The King's Feast" and play the second male lead Xiang Yu in this movie. "

It's really difficult to say that it's difficult. With Zhang Yimou's honest and arrogant image, it's really difficult for him to say the words of pimp.

"Um…"

Yang Hao thought for a moment and said:

"Director, if the person who uploaded the video online was not a liar, but a real killer, maybe I would be lying in the funeral parlor now."

"So?" Zhang Yimou asked.

"Director, I think we should share the same hatred. You and Director Kaige will take the lead and invite all directors and film and television stars in the industry to sign and issue a joint statement condemning the violence used by some morally corrupt capitalists against us in the entertainment industry. .

Oh..., their company invites me, if I don't accept the invitation, they will kill me!

This kind of gangster logic was never seen even in the darkest days of the entertainment industry in Hong Kong. The hey society there was, at most, putting a gun to the actor's head and letting him film at a low price.

But look at what our place is like now.

Of course, director, you can also say that this matter has nothing to do with you. You are just a melon-eater sitting on the street watching the excitement.

But have you ever thought that if they couldn’t invite me, wouldn’t they invite you, wouldn’t they invite Director Chen Kaige, wouldn’t they invite Director Jiang Wen?

Eh..., when the time comes, I just don’t know if you will be as lucky as me? ! "

Zhang Yimou was completely confused!

I just owed Chang Jihong a favor and sent her a message. Why did this matter come to me after so many twists and turns?

However, thinking about it, Yang Hao was really right. If they dare to attack Yang Hao today, they will dare to attack me tomorrow. Even if they don't dare to attack me, what about Zhang Weiping?

You know, Zhang Weiping and I are on the same page now. He wants me to hit him to death in the street, and I want him to die on the widow's belly.

………

Ni Ni is very happy.

The crying was very effective. Han Shanye was still yelling on the phone, Ni Ni, can you hurry up and let Yang Hao answer the phone?

How is this going?

Isn't he just a liar?

Let's talk the matter out. Yang Hao will prove it for Xingmei in newspapers and on the Internet, and then Xingmei is willing to show 12% of her sincerity to solve this matter, for example, "Xiu Chun Dao 2" Regardless of whether anyone watches the movie, we can guarantee that its box office at Star Cinema will be no less than RMB 50 million.

But Nini cried so sadly.

It makes people feel sad and cry!

It was as if Yang Hao was really lying in the funeral parlor at this moment. She sat at Yang Hao's feet and cried, my husband, my husband.

Eh…

Nini, stop crying!

I know you are sad. As soon as your boyfriend arrived at your house, he almost had an accident at the door of your community.

Well, let's do this. When I get to Jinling tomorrow, I will definitely give you an explanation.

Whenever something happy happened, she wanted to find someone to share it with, and her boyfriend Yang Hao was Nini’s real target. But as soon as she walked into the church, Nini was stunned.

what happened?

Did Yang Hao give director Zhang Yimou any benefits? Otherwise, why would Director Zhang Yimou be so angry?

Standing on the phone in the church, the sound was scary.

"Kaige, this is Zhang Yimou. I think Yang Hao was almost not assassinated. We must unite and issue a joint statement to condemn this kind of violence..."