Director, please respect yourself

Zhang Yimou appeared again, bent down, put the things in his hands on the ground, then stood up, clasped his hands and said:

"This must be Mr. Gao Bo, right? This is what Mr. Zhou asked me to give you. He let you decide for yourself."

After saying that, Zhang Yimou turned around and entered the temple.

Xiao Yang and Xiao Shenyang ran over at the same time. Seeing this, the Thai wanted to go over, but Wang Baoqiang reached out to stop him, opened his stance and made two gestures.

"You are practicing Muay Thai, and I am here to practice Muay Thai. My mother said..."

However, before Wang Baoqiang finished speaking, the Thai kicked him with lightning speed.

…

"囧" is a comedy film, not an action film.

Therefore, before filming these two hilarious highlights, Yang Hao did not let the four actors do tricks in advance.

how to say?

The more chaotic you guys make it for your buddies, the better.

Flirting your vaginal feet, monkey stealing peaches, pulling out your hair, scratching your itch, I'll just grab your heirloom and twist it hard...

In fact, Xiao Shenyang, Wang Baoqiang, Xiao Yang and Worapoj Thuantanon, a local action star from Thailand, lived up to Yang Hao's expectations and performed these two major scenes to climax.

Of course, if only Yang Hao thought these two scenes were good, it would be a bit bragging. After all, he directed the movie "囧囧", but Han Shanye, Zhao Laowen, Feng Xiaogang, and Xu Fan came all the way from China , Dou Wentao, Zhang Yimou and others were all so happy that they couldn't stand upright, which shows that everyone's performance is really good!

It was half past six in the evening, and the sky was just getting dark.

The crew of "囧囧" has officially finished filming in Thailand. Since there are still a few scenes to be shot in China, there was no wrapping party held.

But when he was finishing the work, Yang Hao said that he would have a day off tomorrow, and everyone would watch a fight in the octagonal cage early the morning after tomorrow, and then take a flight back to China in the afternoon.

Amid everyone's cheers, Yang Hao waved and left the shooting scene with Zhang Yimou, Zhao Laowen, Han Shanye and others.

…………

Renrenxiang. Xiangyue Club

Located at No. 112 Tianrumi Road, Bangkok, Thailand, it is a very authentic Chinese restaurant, specializing in Hunan cuisine.

The reason why this restaurant is said to be authentic is both the food and the decoration, especially the decoration style of this store. You will feel happy when you enter the door, with red lanterns hanging all over the restaurant.

The single rooms of this restaurant are even more unique. The names all come from the ancient 24 solar terms, such as the Spring Equinox, Grain Rain, Summer Solstice, Rain, etc.

The place where Yang Hao entertained guests was in Guyu. There was an extra-large dining table at the entrance. The material was made of elm wood. Not to mention whether the elm wood furniture was high-end and elegant, the very solid appearance of the table made Han Shanye, Zhao Laowen and others People are very interested.

"Old Zhao, are there elm trees in Thailand?"

"Mr. Han, I don't know if there is elm wood. I only know that if the two of us fight on this table, the table will not fall apart."

"Pfft..."

Xu Fan was happy.

What metaphors are these?

It's better to say that a man and a woman are doing something enjoyable on this table. There is no problem with the strength of this table.

But when Xu Fan thought about the matter of a man and a woman, he realized that his master Feng Xiaogang hadn't come over yet.

"Eh..., where are Wen Tao and Xiao Gang?"

"Oh, when I walked in, I saw Director Yang going to order food, and Director Feng followed him. I guess Director Feng wanted to order something that suits his own taste, right?"

Dou Wentao, a male anchor of Phoenix TV, has a talk show "Qiangqiang Threesome" that is very popular among older men. Since he was invited to participate in "If You Are the One 2", he is quite familiar with Feng Xiaogang and Xu Fan. , was invited to Thailand this time to be the on-site commentator for the fight between Yang Hao and Feng Xiaogang.

"Oh, really? I'm relieved now!"

After saying that, Xu Fan picked up a seat, sat down generously, and listened carefully to the teasing between the three old men, Han Shanye, Zhao Laowen, and Zhang Yimou.

…

"Flame Drunken Chicken, Sizzling Frog, Green Pepper Pork Belly, Stir-fried Yellow Beef, Griddle Pot Bullfrog..."

Outside the private room, Yang Hao was indeed ordering food. Several big bosses came from China. As the director and producer of "囧囧", he was half the host, so he had to entertain them well.

Feng Pengtong, who frowned slightly, followed Yang Hao. No matter what dish Yang Hao ordered, he nodded.

Ten people ordered 16 dishes and two soups. It wasn't until Yang Hao felt ready that he stopped and walked towards the [Gu Yu] single room.

But after taking only two steps, Feng Pengtong hurriedly grabbed him.

"Yang Hao..."

"Um?"

"This afternoon, on the set of "囧囧", what did you mean by that wink you gave me?" After inviting Yang Hao to the end of the corridor and looking around to see that no one was around, Brother Feng Pants whispered.

"I wanted to tell you something, but I winked at you twice and you didn't go over, so I thought you knew it?!" Yang Hao laughed.

"You know what? I don't know anything. It's just that Fanzi looked at me more closely this afternoon, so I didn't have a chance to talk to you."

Feng Pants was a little impatient and almost raised his right hand to curse and swear.

"Hmm..." Yang Hao lowered his voice after thinking for a while.

"Director Feng, to be honest, have you received some special text messages in the past two days?"

"Special text message..., no!

I communicate with friends and family, usually on the phone. "

"What about the crew and the crew?"

"Uh, Yang Hao, what do you mean?"

At this time, Feng Pants was stunned.

Looking at his gaudy face, Yang Hao sighed and lowered his voice.

"Director Feng, when you contacted several women in the industry, did the names of the crew members appear on your cell phones?

For example, in the case of Shen Xing, the person you marked is Wang Jing, who is the assistant photographer of your crew; in the case of Xu Qing, the person you marked is Zhou Kai, who is the new artist of your crew; and in the case of Yang Caiyu, you marked It’s Wang Yang, he’s the driver in your crew, he drives the prop truck..."

"Ah, how do you know?"

If he was confused just now, Feng Pants was completely shocked at this moment. The little tricks he was so proud of, he didn't expect to be stripped down in front of an outsider.

“Not only do I know, but I also know that these women contact you through mobile phone text messages. After contacting you, you immediately delete the text messages without leaving any trace.

But in the past two days, that "Wang Yang" has been pestering you with text messages, wanting to chat with you in the hotel, drink a cup of coffee, chat about life, and by the way, lie in bed and look at the stars.

You didn't want to agree at first because you had to come to Thailand for the date, but this "Wang Yang" said that the date could be on December 3rd, which is the second day after we return to Beijing from Thailand. By then, the two of you will I personally fought for 300 rounds.

Then you agreed. "

"ah!"

At this time, Feng Pants was so shocked that he could not speak.

"Yang Hao, you, you..."

"Hey... Director Feng, my girlfriend Nini is now a member of the director's wife group. She got this information from Sister Fanzi at the cost of two bottles of good wine. Sister Fanzi's original intention was to make her focus Follow my phone number.

As a result, Nini told me this message as a joke.

Ni Ni said, Sister Fanzi has known your secret for a long time, but you have been a bit crazy recently. You often get up in the middle of the night and text Yang Caiyu to make love to each other, so she quietly changed Yang Caiyu’s mobile phone number to Another mobile phone number.

In other words, the text messages in the past two or three days have been sent to you by Sister Hoko. She is probably the one who will accompany you to watch the stars at night. Therefore, you must be prepared in advance. Let’s see what we should say then? "

Speaking of this, Yang Hao suddenly sighed and reached out to hold Feng Pants' shoulders.

"Director Feng, I think we need to unite in the future!"