Director, please respect yourself

Fried eggs, pork knuckles, roasted chicken skin, cucumbers mixed with garlic, stir-fried pork slices with chili peppers... more than a dozen dishes, mixed in a basin, look spectacular.

Little Shenyang sat on the steps at the door of the restaurant with a vegetable basin the size of a human head, eating a bite of steamed buns and then a bite of vegetables. While eating the vegetables, he did not forget to look eastward.

At the east end of the street, there is a motorcycle repair shop. The motorcycle repair shop is 214 meters away from this Chinese restaurant. The reason why Xiao Shenyang knows so much is because at this moment, his two female assistants are standing at the door of the repair shop. .

According to the provisions of the supplementary agreement signed between him and the "囧囧" crew, any actor's assistant or assistant is not allowed to come within 200 meters of the crew's location while the crew is working.

Otherwise, the actor will be fully responsible for all expenses incurred by the crew.

Damn Yang Hao, just wait for me. Sooner or later you will fall into my hands. If you fall into my hands, I won’t fuck you up, and my surname will not be Shen.

Xiao Shenyang was secretly feeling cruel. Suddenly, a beautiful woman walked out of the restaurant. The beautiful woman came to the place where Xiao Shenyang was eating and smiled and sat with him with a movie script in her hand.

"Uh..., Sister Gao!"

Although Xiao Shenyang has a bit of a bad temper, he is still relatively polite in front of the beauty Gao Yuanyuan.

"Well, Lao Shen, have you finished eating?"

Gao Yuanyuan turned her head and asked with a smile.

"Soon!"

Xiao Shenyang poked at the basin with chopsticks. At this moment, there were only two chicken feet and a few large pieces of elbow skin left in the basin.

"Well, then you should eat first!

After dinner, we will review our lines. "

"Huh…"

Little Shenyang was curious.

"Sister Gao, do you want to play Gao Bo in this movie, um, that is, my wife?"

"yes!"

Gao Yuanyuan flicked her hair and smiled.

"Today, the director said that my voice is better-sounding. It can make people hear the gentle and peaceful side, but also the angry and impatient side, so I agreed to play the role of Gao Bo's wife in the film.

Well, mostly by voice. "

"Ha ha…"

As soon as Gao Yuanyuan finished speaking, little Shenyang burst into laughter.

"Sister Gao, you were also fooled by our big liar director. In fact, he just wanted to find free labor."

"Ok, I know!"

"You knew you were still here?"

Little Shenyang was a little surprised.

Not to mention, the beauty's brain circuit is really strange. It's obviously a trap, but she still jumps into it.

You must know that my brothers are regretting it now. If I had known that Yang Hao would use this method, I would try my best not to film today, but I would also read the contract she printed out from beginning to end, without missing a word.

And just when little Shenyang was slandering, Gao Yuanyuan suddenly smiled and spoke.

"Since the box office of "Xiuchundao 1" exceeded 700 million yuan, Yang Hao's movies have a public price tag in the film and television industry.

RMB 200,000 for first-tier actresses, RMB 300,000 for second-tier actresses, and RMB 500,000 for third-tier actresses and below. "

"Ah, is it so high?"

Little Shenyang was surprised.

Now, if a top-tier actress in the industry wants to star in Yang Hao's movie, she has to pay 200,000 yuan out of her own pocket to a middleman.

After being introduced by the middleman, you can then go to Yang Hao's crew for an audition. After the audition, if you succeed, the 200,000 yuan belongs to the middleman. If you fail, you can get it back.

"Of course it's that high."

Speaking of this, Gao Yuanyuan smiled sweetly and said: "Because several actresses who starred in "Xiu Chun Knife 1" have become popular, such as Liu Yifei, who is now known as the Swordsman, and Jing Tian, ​​who is now known as Princess Tiantian. ; Another example is Ma Si Chun, she is evaluated by the majority of melon-eating netizens as the actress who looks most like a man.

In this case, I might become famous without spending a penny, so naturally I wanted to report to the crew directed by Yang Hao. "

After talking about this, Gao Yuanyuan looked at the basin holding vegetables in Xiao Shenyang's hand again. Seeing that there was no more vegetables in the basin, she opened her mouth and said:

"Any questions?"

"Oh, I'm just asking. I'm just asking. Isn't it okay? Oh, I don't even have the minimum right to know, right?" Little Shenyang is really smart. Gao Yuanyuan opened her mouth and said, You will know which line the two of them are going to talk about.

"What do you want to know?

Can you tell me quickly?

Are you going to tell me or not? "

"Wait a minute, we are not excited. Let's analyze this matter calmly now. Why have we tried so many times before and never succeeded, but this time, we succeeded in the first time?"

"Then...do I have to ask you about this?"

…………

At 1:10 pm, Yang Hao came out of the private room after lunch. As he passed the steps at the door of the restaurant, he heard Gao Yuanyuan and Xiao Shenyang exchanging lines.

I originally wanted to leave quickly, because the filming location of the crew this afternoon is in a bustling market. Is it okay if we don’t go there earlier to coordinate the filming location? !

But Yang Hao frowned and still pulled his legs back.

"Old Shen..."

"Um?"

Hearing Yang Hao call him, Xiao Shenyang finally responded.

There is no way, mainly because now Yang Hao's skills have risen. If nothing else, domestic first-line actresses would rather spend 200,000 yuan out of their own pockets to participate in his movies.

If his daughter-in-law Shen Chunyang can have the opportunity to accept Yang Hao's training, maybe she can also become popular.

But after answering, Xiao Shenyang wanted to slap himself in the mouth, mother, why am I so mean?

Because, at this time, Yang Hao's words directly stimulated him.

"Old Shen, your two assistants are still a bit close to our crew. The distance is 214 meters. If you move a few steps closer, you will have to pay for the food expenses of our crew during the filming period.

So, I say, you should send them two back to the country.

Of course, if you don't have their travel expenses here, I can still help contact a few freight ships to take them back. "

Yang Hao…

I call you grandma.

I just gave you a smile, and you got even worse.

In anger, Xiao Shenyang punched and wanted to hit, but as soon as he raised his fist, he saw Yang Hao laughing.

"Old Shen, put your fist away quickly. Do you know that it is illegal to hit someone in Thailand? If you hit me, I guarantee you will have to live in Thailand for ten years."

"Well…"

Yang Hao left.

He left very simply. Just when Xiao Shenyang was stimulated and was at a loss, he got into a taxi heading to the farmer's market.

Looking at the taxi leaving, Gao Yuanyuan was a little confused. She just wanted to help Yang Hao cover it up. I can't say whether it can resolve the conflict. At least, she must let Xiao Shenyang know the good intentions of director Yang Hao. Be careful.

He didn't mean to pick a fight with you, he just wanted your mental state to be consistent with the mood of the male protagonist in the movie.

Unexpectedly, just when Xiao Shenyang had some thoughts, Yang Hao chose to continue to stimulate him.

"Sister Gao..."

"Um?"

"Stop watching, let's talk about the lines. No matter how popular I am, I have to finish this movie before we finish it." Xiao Shenyang said fiercely:

"Oh, I'm just asking, isn't it okay if I just ask? Oh, I don't even have the minimum right to know, do I?"

Huh…

Gao Yuanyuan, who had been confused just now, opened her eyes wide when she heard the lines spoken by Xiao Shenyang.

Not to mention, compared to the previous performance, Xiao Shenyang’s performance at the moment is more suitable for the role of Gao Bo!