Director, please respect yourself

"Chi chi chi..."

Hearing a few bird calls, Xiao Yang, who was sleeping in the pavilion, suddenly woke up from his dream. He rubbed his eyes and wanted to sit up, but found a guy holding him down like an octopus.

"Fuck...

Wang Bao, wake up, you, wake up!

Wake up, where is my map? "

"Um…"

After hearing the word map, Wang Baoqiang got up.

"The map..., the map is where you are!"

"What's here with me? Didn't you watch it last night?" Xiao Yang's eyes widened.

"Don't be busy, I'll help you find it!"

Wang Baoqiang moved quickly, spoke out, and started searching in the small pavilion.

"OK, passed!"

Seeing that the filming went smoothly, Yang Hao, who was sitting behind the director's monitor, took off the radio headphones on his head.

"Old Shen..."

"Old Shen..."

He was born in 1981, and Yang Hao was born in 1986, so Xiao Shenyang knew that the old Shen he called was him.

What's more, among the crew of "囧囧", there are basically no boys named Shen.

But even if he knew about it, Xiao Shenyang was unwilling to talk to Yang Hao. He was a young woman. Ever since I debuted with Master Zhao Laowen, no one dared to plot against me so blatantly.

Dare to dig a big hole for me directly in the contract!

What's even worse is that I can't complain to Zhao Laowen and ask him to help me get justice. After all, before signing the contract, I didn't say hello to him in order to monopolize the 1 million bonus.

Just as he was thinking about it, Xiao Shenyang heard Yang Hao's third greeting.

"Old Shen..."

When Xiao Shenyang heard this shout, he turned around and looked at Yang Hao, but still ignored him.

I don’t talk about acting, and I don’t say I won’t act. Anyway, I just don’t cooperate. Let’s see what you can do to me? !

"Pa bang bang..."

Just when Xiao Shenyang thought that Yang Hao would be furious, at this time, he saw him applauding.

"Manager."

"Here you are, director."

After helping Gao Yuanyuan arrange a room and waiting for her to take a shower, Guan Jingjing came to the shooting scene with her. However, as soon as they stood outside the shooting scene, she and Gao Yuanyuan saw this very troublesome scene. .

Xiao Shenyang, the biggest star in the crew, actually stopped working after his master left.

So, when Guan Jingjing heard her boss greeting her, she, who was nearly 1.9 meters tall, walked up to Yang Hao in a few steps.

"Director, are you looking for me?"

"Well, Manager Guan, have you brought the supplementary agreement that our crew signed with Teacher Xiao Shenyang just now?"

"Oh..., brought it.

However, it is an electronic version. "

While speaking, Guan Jingjing patted her bag, which contained the latest tablet computer, which was needed for many tasks in the crew.

"The electronic version is also fine. You can chat with Teacher Xiao Shenyang here and supplement the specific content of Article 27, Paragraph 4 of the agreement."

"OK, all right."

Guan Jingjing agreed, took out the tablet computer from her bag, turned it on, and went directly to the folder where the contract template was stored.

"Director, I found it."

"Nian Nian..."

"good!"

After taking a closer look, Guan Jingjing, who graduated from Communication University, said in a measured tone:

“Article 27, paragraph 4:

Party B, that is, Teacher Xiao Shenyang, must fully cooperate with Party A, um, that is, the work arrangements of the "囧囧" crew during the filming of the film, and must 100% comply with the filming plans and arrangements of the crew director, Mr. Yang Hao.

There must be no delay, refusal, ignorance, neglect, etc. If there is any violation, Party A, well, the crew of "Thailand" has the right to expel Party B, that is, Xiao Shenyang, from the crew, and demand full compensation for breach of contract in accordance with the contract. gold…"

"Wait a minute, you said I neglected and ignored you. What evidence do you have? What evidence do you have that I disobeyed the arrangements?"

Before Guan Jingjing could finish speaking, Xiao Shenyang roared like this at the filming scene.

But as soon as he yelled out the words, Xiao Shenyang found that everyone was looking at him like a fool. Brother, this is the filming site of the movie "Thailand". There are 7 high-definition digital cameras that can restore 4k images. You actually Said they had no evidence.

Well…

At this time, Xiao Shenyang also realized that something was wrong with him, so he was stunned for a moment and slowly lowered his head.

"Director Yang, I was wrong. Please give me your instructions if you have something to do."

ah…

Gao Yuanyuan opened her eyes wide.

Looking at the filming scene, she looked in disbelief. This was Xiao Shenyang. I thought that he didn't even give Zhang Yimou face, but he didn't expect that Yang Hao would lower his head.

Oh...yes, contract.

They mentioned the contract just now.

I want to see what kind of contract Xiao Shenyang signed with Yang Hao to be so willing to be manipulated by him.

"Well..., Xiao Guan!"

Xiao Shenyang apologized, and Guan Jingjing, who had completed her task, walked out of the shooting scene. But as soon as she reached the outside of the warning rope, Gao Yuanyuan took the initiative to come over.

"Um... Xiao Guan, can you let me see the contract signed by Director Yang and Teacher Xiao Shenyang?"

"Of course. This is not the original contract. It's just a contract template that our boss asked me to edit. Not only did Teacher Xiao Shenyang use it, but Wang Baoqiang and Brother Xiao Yang also used it." Guan Jingjing was very generous, and as she spoke, she The tablet computer with the screen still on was handed to Gao Yuanyuan.

Gao Yuanyuan only looked at it for a while, and then she burst into laughter.

[Article 27, paragraph 1:

During the filming of the movie "囧囧", Party B should take the initiative to maintain the image of Party A. When walking on the streets in Thailand, even if they encounter a transsexual (that is, a transgender species that is neither male nor female), they should not take the initiative to approach him (her). They say hello, write love letters, ask for phone numbers, etc.

If there is any violation and the transsexual species (that is, a transgender species that is neither male nor female) causes harm to Party B's personal safety, Party A will not be held responsible. 】

Pfft…

What is this?

Whose performance contract stipulates this?

This is simply a joke. Paragraph 2 of Article 27 stipulates that Party B must choose fresh fruits when buying fruits on the streets of Thailand, because bad fruits are prone to diarrhea.

Haha... As long as you are not a fool, you will definitely buy fresh fruits when buying them.

After laughing for a while, Gao Yuanyuan wanted to pull Guan Jingjing to ask what was going on? Why is such a supplementary agreement so funny? But before I could ask, Mao Xiaotong, who was a guest recorder on the set, started talking on the set.

"Action!"

Regarding the map, not only Wang Baoqiang was looking for it, Xiao Yang was also looking for it.

The bench in the pavilion was moved away; the blankets brought by the two of them were picked up and shaken; the luggage bags of the two were touched in each pocket...

But just when Xiao Yang was busy looking for a map, a bright dagger suddenly appeared in front of him.

"Well…"

Xiao Yang was trembling with fright.

Looking in the direction of the dagger, he immediately saw a man with a ferocious face.

"Uh, Gao Bo, calm down?"

"snort…"

Little Shenyang twitched her nose a few times.

"Xu Lang, you are so fucking bullying. Do you believe it or not that I dare to kill you right here?"