Director, please respect yourself

Next day, early morning

Yang Hao went out for a run.

It is said that he planned to run twice around the outer wall of Temple Suspension. One was to exercise, and the other was to see what this famous temple in Chiang Mai, Thailand, looked like from the outside.

But Xiao Shenyang and his master Zhao Laowen, who lived on the same floor, were not in such good spirits. They came out of the hotel room and went to the restaurant downstairs.

Today is the day when filming of "囧囧" officially starts. Xiao Shenyang, one of the leading actors, and Zhao Laowen, a guest actor, naturally don't want to be late.

"Hello, Teacher Zhao!"

"Hello, Teacher Zhao!"

"Hello, Teacher Zhao!"

Hamlet Hot Spring Hotel has now been booked by the "Lost in Thailand" crew, so the people having breakfast in the restaurant at this moment are all the crew and actors from the crew.

When these people saw Zhao Laowen, the king of sketches, they all stood up and said hello.

Zhao Laowen was very pleased with this.

He arched his hands to everyone, bowed again at the scene, and then smiled and went to the dining area to get breakfast.

Breakfast in the hotel restaurant is buffet style.

Soy milk fried dough sticks, fried noodles, grilled sausages, wontons, fried dumplings, spicy soup... Anyway, all kinds of domestic breakfast, you can find them all here.

After all, when the crew contacted the hotel, they made an agreement that your hotel would provide Chinese meals while the crew was filming in Chiang Mai.

Following Master Zhao Laowei, Xiao Shenyang stood on tiptoe and took a look. Seeing that there were many people lining up in front of him, he took the tray and strolled over to Xiao Yang and Wang Baoqiang.

"Brother Yang, Brother Bao, can you tell me something?"

"explain!"

Wang Baoqiang is an honest man.

While he was cooking sausages, he smiled honestly, stopped eating, and stared straight at little Shenyang.

"To tell you the truth, I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed that director Yang Hao was torturing me to the point of ecstasy. Just to let me experience the feeling of pleasure, he actually let me ride on a wooden donkey..."

"puff…"

Before Xiao Shenyang finished speaking, Xiao Yang, who was drinking soy milk, burst into laughter.

The psychological pressure on this man was so great that he even had nightmares while sleeping.

It seems that now, Yang Hao is really notorious. Even yesterday, he and Wang Baoqiang repeatedly told Xiao Shenyang that Yang Hao is actually very easy to get along with, and he is very gentle when telling dramas. Ask him to lower his voice. Even if he lowered his voice... he couldn't stop the fear radiating from the depths of Xiao Shenyang's heart.

After all, after the movie "Xiu Chun Dao", Yang Hao's reputation as a coquettish film director has completely spread in the industry.

"Ha ha…"

The person laughing in the restaurant was Wang Baoqiang. This guy was a bit of a hindsight. Xiao Yang had already laughed before he started.

However, although Wang Baoqiang laughed a little late, he provided the best verbal comfort to Xiao Shenyang.

"Little Shenyang, people on the Internet say that when Xiao Yang was filming the commercial movie "4×4", he was tortured to death by Yang Hao.

But look now, as soon as Director Yang Hao greeted him, he immediately came over to film.

What does this mean?

Does this mean the rumors are false?

Because if Xiao Yang had really been tortured by the director, then he wouldn't be here today. "

"Uh huh huh!!!"

Xiao Yang, who was holding back his laughter, nodded hurriedly.

Little Shenyang, you must have a fighting spirit. If Yang Hao asks you to hunt dogs, you have to chase chickens. Don’t ask me why.

After looking at Xiao Yang and then at Wang Baoqiang, Xiao Shenyang decided to trust them both first.

Because the attitude of these two people is quite sincere.

Standing up from the chair, he looked forward and saw that there were fewer people in the self-service area. Xiao Shenyang was ready to pick up the food with the tray in his hand.

But at this moment, He Haihong, the leader of the props team of the "囧囧" crew, walked quickly from the door of the restaurant.

"Little Shenyang?"

"Oh, yes, teacher!"

"Well, the eyes are really small enough?"

Well…

Little Shenyang wants to scold her. If it weren't for the fact that Master is here, do you believe that I would slap you twice with my palm?

As the saying goes, you don't expose someone's shortcomings when you scold them, and you don't slap people in the face when you hit them. You damned said I have small eyes. This is simply a naked insult to me!

However, at this moment, Xiao Shenyang suddenly saw He Haihong take out a glasses case from his pocket.

"Here, put it on. This is specially made for you by the crew. You must wear an eye on your nose when acting."

"Glasses?

But I’m not nearsighted either? "

Xiao Shenyang opened the glasses case and saw a pair of glasses inside, and was immediately confused.

"Aren't these myopia glasses?" He Haihong said.

"It's not myopia glasses, is it a flat mirror?" Now, not only Wang Baoqiang, Xiao Yang and others were curious, but also the special actor Guli Nazha, whom the director Yang Hao found from a Starbucks coffee shop near the Beijing Film Academy, He also blinked, very curious.

Because the acting teacher once said that there are two types of actors who need to wear glasses during the performance.

One kind of actor looks quite fierce, like Sun Honglei. In the TV series "Latent", he used glasses to cover the fierce look in his eyes.

The other is that the actor is really short-sighted. If he doesn't wear glasses, not only can he not see clearly where the camera lens is, but he can't even see clearly the outline of the actor co-starring with him.

"Plane mirror..., of course not!"

At this time, He Haihong smiled and shook his head.

"These two lenses are magnifying glasses, and the reason why the director gave this order is because if Xiao Shenyang wears these magnifying glasses, he will appear bright and bright in the camera lens..."

"puff…"

Before He Haihong finished her defense, the whole restaurant burst into laughter. The actor was asked to act with a magnifying glass on the bridge of his nose. I am afraid that this was the only damaging move that Director Yang Hao could think of.

……………

Laughter is a joke!

Gulinazha ate breakfast very quickly. In less than ten minutes, she had a bowl of spicy soup and two beef stuffed buns.

He stood up from the chair and measured his lower abdomen with his hands. When he saw that it had not increased much, he nodded with satisfaction.

Director Yang Hao had just gone into restaurant

prepare for…

As soon as she thought of this, Gulinazha's eyes widened. What role should I play? What lines do I have? How come I don't know anything?

You know, the first scene that the crew started filming today was my scene...

Zhang Momo, who was confused and looked a bit serious, walked over from a distance.

"Gulinaza..."

"Director Zhang, I'm here."

"Well, she is indeed pretty. Come on, I'll ask the crew to put on your makeup. In 20 minutes, the filming of the first scene of "Journey to Thailand" will begin."

"I know this!

I just want to ask Director Zhang, what lines do I have in the movie and what role will I play? "

"Oh, you play a shemale?"

As soon as this statement came out, everyone was shocked!