Director, please respect yourself

Although he said he didn't have a movie ticket, Zuo Wei went in anyway.

Because he found that the movie theater did not keep track of the number of people coming to these high-tech companies that reserved the venue, and they would only let them in after a quick glance.

So he infiltrated the staff of an Internet company called JD.com and entered the screening area of ​​the cinema.

Walking into the screening area, Zuo Wei was not in a hurry to enter the screening room to watch a movie, but walked from screening room to screening room...

I would like to see in which theater the premiere of "Xiu Chun Knife" is held.

Auditorium No. 1, no!

Because there were two eldest sisters standing at the door of the screening room, laughing loudly. The eldest sister said that she came to see Yang Hao. She had fallen in love with him since watching "The Love of the Hawthorn Tree". I heard that Yang Hao liked him. He made a cameo in his own movie, so she took her son's movie ticket and came over to have a look.

Auditorium 2, no!

The first company that came in to book the venue just now, the marketing staff from the Sohu Internet Marketing Department, were watching movies here.

Neither is Auditorium 3!

Because there were two girls quarreling at the door of the screening room. The tall girl said that she liked men like Yang Hao the most. He was stylish and had a good figure, especially when he took off his clothes. Not only did he have strong muscles on his body, but he also had a full chest. chest hair.

You can tell at a glance that he is a person who is particularly capable in certain aspects!

Another girl with a shorter stature said that she liked Quan Zhilong more. His dyed hair, eye shadow, and red lips made me look like he wanted to protect him. .

When will our domestic celebrities also learn from them?

Hey..., the world is getting worse!

Shouldn't men be as masculine as Yang Hao? What the hell is wearing eye shadow and lipstick?

Zuo Wei shook his head.

I wanted to go over and teach the short girl a lesson and let her establish a correct view of chasing stars, but after looking at the long nails on her hands, I decided to forget it.

It would be bad if her face was scratched all over.

Zuo Wei was thinking about it.

I found that the situation in front of me was a bit funny. There were about 20 guys, carrying small plastic stools in their hands, heading neatly into the auditorium No. 5.

Damn...

Isn't it just watching a movie?

As for being so difficult, with no seats and even bringing your own small plastic stools, I think you are treating watching movies as Spring Festival travel.

Hey..., no, it's Yang Hao!

The last of these 20 people was a tall young man with a tall figure and a handsome appearance. He wore gray trousers and a white shirt, which gave his tough temperament a hint of elegance.

Of course, the reason why he could be recognized quickly was also thanks to the beauty Liu Yifei in front of him.

Even though she was wearing ordinary blue jeans and a gray T-shirt, this beauty was so recognizable that it was hard to forget just by taking a glance at her.

Seeing Liu Yifei and Yang Hao, Zuo Wei naturally didn't want to let them go and ran over immediately.

"Director Yang..., can you accept an interview?"

…

"Director Yang..., can you accept an interview?"

Hearing this voice, Yang Hao stopped, handed the small plastic stool in his hand to Liu Yifei in front of him, and motioned for her to help him take it into the screening room, and Yang Hao turned to look at the person coming.

Zuo Wei…

Yang Hao recognized this famous paparazzi in the mainland entertainment industry at a glance.

Don't think that Zuo Wei only knows how to take candid photos. In fact, he is a serious journalist. He writes excellent essays and interview notes, and is especially good at fabricating stories.

If it weren't for his ability to make up stories, Dou Daxian wouldn't have burned his car with a gasoline barrel.

"Director Yang..., can you accept my interview?" Zuo Wei came over and asked again.

"Okay, but I can only give you five minutes, because after five minutes, the movie will be officially released." Yang Hao smiled and looked at his watch.

"good!"

Zuo Wei agreed and took out the recording pen from his pocket.

"Director Yang, netizens say that the movie "Xiu Chun Knife" is just a hype and not necessarily very good. What do you say to this?"

"If he could come to the cinema today, I believe there would be no such superficial comments."

"Director Yang, shouldn't a movie premiere be a red carpet with stars decked out in jewels and fans screaming around?

Well, also, like Zhang Weiping of Xin Picture Film Company, he even turned the premiere into a concert? "

"I think movies should return to the movie itself and win with quality and content, rather than spending a lot of money to hold a flashy premiere to trick moviegoers into entering the cinema."

"Director Yang, are you criticizing Zhang Weiping of Xin Pictures for his excessive marketing?"

"You said this, I didn't!"

"Director Yang, there have been rumors on the Internet that you and Liu Yifei have a very close relationship. What is your comment on this?"

"No comments. As a public figure, you have to be tolerant. You can arrange it however you like, as long as it is not false accusation or slander. After all, this is what I earn."

"Director Yang..."

"Sorry reporter, the time is up."

"Um...Okay, Director Yang, may I ask you one last question?"

"explain!"

"Due to the dispute over the copyright of the novel "Love Is Not Loved", you had a conflict with the Beijing circle. Now some people suspect that you were responsible for the mass suicide of people in their childhood, because as soon as there is news that the filming of the TV series "The Legend of Zhen Huan" has restarted, Someone there is about to commit suicide, may I ask, what is your comment on this?"

"Um…"

Yang Hao was silent for a moment, and then he laughed: "Journalist, do you think I look like a god? Whoever you want to die must die, and you have to record a video before you die?"

After saying that, Yang Hao turned around and entered the screening room.

………

There was a bit of a delay.

Because when Yang Hao walked into the screening room, he discovered that the movie "Xiu Chun Knife" had already started.

[There is light snow falling in the sky, and it is a messy battlefield. Corpses are scattered all over the field. Some are lying on the ground, some are leaning on stones, arrows and spears have penetrated their bodies, and some corpses are piled up in a pile.

Subtitle: March of the 47th year of Wanli in the Ming Dynasty (1619 AD), Liaodong, Saarhu

The man woke up among a pile of corpses, propped himself up with a knife, and walked away, faster and faster.

Subtitles: Xiuchundao 1: Shura Battlefield

The man ran behind a tree and quickly hid when he heard the noise. He looked out and saw three enemy soldiers dealing with three civilian soldiers.

Voice-over: This is the Ming thief!

The enemy soldier killed one Ming soldier with one sword and then turned to the second Ming soldier.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" This Ming soldier was crying.

"Why are you crying? If you cry again, I will chop you into pieces!"

Not far away, there was also an enemy soldier. The enemy soldier stuck his spear on the ground and was relieving himself.

"Hurry up, kill these two, and we can go back to camp..."

But the enemy soldier just put the knife on Lu Wenzhao's neck and planned to kill him. At this moment, an arrow shot through the enemy soldier's head...]

Although he sold a seat and earned tens of thousands of dollars, it was still very uncomfortable to watch a movie on a small plastic stool. Yang Hao raised his head and was about to change his position to enjoy the movie. Suddenly, he felt a movement at his feet.

"Director Yang, don't tell me, you're really good at shooting this movie!"