Director, please respect yourself

[The song "Mo" actually received RMB 200,000;

The song "Peach Blossom Nuo" earned RMB 200,000;

The song "Because of Love" actually received RMB 800,000.

…

The song "Gangnam Style" was sold for HK$58 million, with Yang Hao's income from the two "Xiu Chun Knife" movies as collateral.

It is rumored that due to the download volume of the song "Gangnam Style" and the considerable playback of the MV on Youku Video and YouTube, Yang Hao has an actual income of 11 million Hong Kong dollars. This part of the money has now reached a point where he wants to drink cold water. Afraid of Seiya, that is, Yang Shuo's bank account in Hong Kong Island. 】

Liu Xiaoli is settling accounts.

When she heard that her girl Liu Yifei's boyfriend was named Yang Shuo (whose online name is "I want to drink cold water for fear of clogging my teeth"), she had already begun to settle the score.

Liu Xiaoli pulled all kinds of actual income from the Internet. Because he is too famous in the Chinese music scene, he can cause a sensation every time he sells songs, so it is not difficult to check his actual income. .

Of course, there are also some hidden incomes that cannot be checked. For example, the copyright income of the German song "Copilot" he created is very high, because in Germany, as long as this song is played in business premises, Every business location needs to pay a certain copyright fee.

HKD 91.45 million…

This is a figure roughly calculated by Liu Xiaoli. It is the actual pre-tax income of "If You Want to Drink Cold Water but Fear of Segging Your Ya" in less than a year since her debut.

Among them are US dollars, RMB, and Hong Kong dollars, and Liu Xiaoli converted them into Hong Kong dollars according to the current market exchange rate.

Damn it... the income is quite impressive!

Although most of the income was brought to him by Yang Hao, Yang Hao's money is also money!

When she thought of Yang Hao, Liu Xiaoli felt that she should tell her daughter not to get too close to Yang Hao in the future. It would be bad to cause a scandal.

What's more, if your relationship with Yang Hao improves, will Yang Shuo be embarrassed to open his mouth when he asks Yang Hao for debts in the future?

"Sissi..., Sissi..."

After coming out of the house and standing in the small courtyard, Liu Xiaoli shouted a few words at the top of her lungs, but found no one answered.

So, Liu Xiaoli hurriedly walked into the kitchen. At this time, she found that the kitchen was empty, except for four dishes that looked good, steaming on the chopping board.

………

Winter melon stewed chicken, duck egg fried vermicelli, sesame sauce beans, pepper fried meat.

This was the first time she cooked for her boyfriend. Liu Yifei was a little proud. When she came out of the small courtyard, she held her chest high.

I have to ask Yang Hao to come to dinner in person so as to give him a surprise. You see, I have not been idle recently. In addition to reading books and scripts at home, I also practice cooking skills.

The alley is uneven, and in some places there are large pits washed out by the rain...

But it doesn't matter. Today, I'm wearing canvas shoes, which are comfortable and stable on the ground. From now on, as long as I'm not open for business, I will wear these shoes.

Save Yang Hao, classmate An Feng, look at your feet being squeezed into deformities by high heels.

Liu Yifei was thinking as she walked, and soon she came to the street where the crew of "The Favorite" was filming.

There were many people on the street. Everyone was in groups of three or five, and seven or eight people were gathered together in piles. They didn’t know what they were talking about.

She wanted to put her ear closer to hear what happened, but Liu Yifei was a little embarrassed. Maybe these extras have a good relationship with Yang Hao.

In the future, maybe they will talk nonsense in front of Yang Hao. Hey, that Liu Yifei seems to be a bit gossipy. Her ears are so long. While we were chatting, she tilted her head and moved her head over.

Well..., you must maintain your perfect image in front of others!

However, what she was thinking about was one thing, but what she was doing was something else. On the street, under a big tree, there was a man describing something with spitting words. Liu Yifei felt that if she didn't go over and listen, she would just Pity.

So, she walked over with a smile. I'm not here to eavesdrop, I'm here to listen openly.

"To be honest, Yang Hao is really our savior, Director Gu. Didn't you see how dangerous the situation was at that time?

Director Gu was about to arrange the position of the camera, but after taking only a few steps, he stepped on a carrot.

Of course, it doesn't matter if you step on a carrot. The worst thing you can do is squirm your foot on the set. But who would have imagined that a jackass borrowed by our crew stared at the carrot and ran over to eat it, but then he saw Our guidance counselor stepped on the carrot.

How could the jackass endure this?

Then, it turned around and kicked our guide. Damn it...if a donkey kicked a key part of it, it would basically be useless.

At this moment, Yang Hao, with quick eyes and quick hands, grabbed Director Gu and dragged him back. "

"Then..., what happened next?" asked an extra next to him.

"Later... I heard from the doctor accompanying our crew that there was a spot on the inner thigh of Director Gu that was kicked black by a donkey."

"hiss…"

When everyone heard this, they all gasped.

Liu Yifei also patted her chest and felt lucky for Gu Zhanwei.

In Yang Hao's words, if a certain part of a man is useless, then the whole person is also useless!

Not bad... Sister Wenli is not bad either.

…

Some things are so magical. Only then did Liu Yifei think of Jiang Wenli, and Jiang Wenli suddenly appeared in front of her.

"Liu Yifei..."

"Yes, Sister Wenli!"

"Are you here to be Chen Hong's lobbyist?" Jiang Wenli tilted her head and stared at Liu Yifei.

"Uh, no!

The novel "Love Is Not Blind" has been adapted into a movie script by Bao Jingjing. I am taking the movie script over now to let Yang Hao achieve his goal. "Liu Yifei is telling the truth. This is one of the purposes of her coming here today. Of course, the most important purpose is to come and visit Yang Hao.

"Then... your mother, Liu Xiaoli, came here to be a lobbyist for Chen Hong?" At this time, Jiang Wenli seemed to be insane, staring at Liu Yifei unwillingly.

"Um…"

Liu Yifei frowned, trying to find an explanation for her mother's purpose of this trip, but before she could say anything, she saw Jiang Wenli shake her arm vigorously.

"Liu Yifei, tell your mother to bring a message to Chen Hong. People committed suicide in their childhood. This has nothing to do with Yang Hao. Please don't disturb Yang Hao again.

As for the crew of the TV series "The Legend of Zhen Huan" that stopped working due to the collective suicide of people in their childhood, that is because they deserve to be unlucky. For those who usually do evil, God will deal with him one day.

Oh, right!

Liu Yifei, also, tell your mother to send a message to Chen Hong, saying that I will guarantee Yang Hao, and his affairs will be my business from now on!

If anyone from the Beijing circle dares to cause trouble to Yang Hao again, I will whip him! "

After saying that, Jiang Wenli turned around and walked to the street, and took the handheld loudspeaker from a staff member beside her.

"Cough cough cough..."

After coughing twice and clearing her throat, Jiang Wenli said loudly: "I believe everyone knows what happened just now. Director Gu was slightly injured because the donkey was frightened.

Although it's nothing serious, he can't shoot today's scene.

According to Director Gu's explanation, the last scene this morning, as well as the afternoon and evening scenes, were all directed by Yang Hao.

Please cooperate! "

"good!"

As soon as Jiang Wenli finished speaking, there was warm applause.

Liu Yifei, who was still a little confused just now, also smiled and clapped her hands.