Director, please respect yourself

"I told you to run, I told you to eat, you shameless bear!"

In the narrow street, a fat pig ran wildly on the street, followed by Jiang Wenli holding a broom in her hand. The middle-aged woman was cursing and trying to beat the pig in front of her with the broom.

One person and one pig made so much noise that neighbors on the street came out to watch the fun.

"Hahaha…"

Perhaps this Western scene was too funny, and everyone started laughing before they could stand still on the street.

But the middle-aged woman chasing the pig ignored the laughter of others and just scolded her as she pleased.

"You're such a shameless bastard!"

"Don't leave, I'll see if I don't beat you to death."

"Ho ho ho..."

How could a pig that was attacked understand human words? It would be right if it was slapped and ran forward wildly.

And as a result, the whole street was in a state of chaos.

…

"OK, passed, next scene."

Gu Zhanwei was very happy.

He stood up from behind the director's monitor, took off the radio headphones on his head, and picked up the walkie-talkie in his hand.

"Old Zheng..."

"Here you are, director?"

"Those donkeys, you stop them in the alley first. When Wenli drives the pigs over, you can release the donkeys and drive them this way."

"OK, director, hahaha..."

Perhaps the few scenes Jiang Wenli shot just now were too funny. Zheng Yongwang, the leader of the props team, is still laughing non-stop.

"Ha ha…"

After putting on makeup and changing clothes, Yang Hao, who was standing in the crowd watching the excitement, was also smiling.

That's how it should be. There should also be some joyful atmosphere in the painful drama. Otherwise, if the pain continues all the way, there may be no box office for the movie.

Just as he was thinking about it, Zhang Ziyi suddenly appeared next to him and crooked him with his elbow.

"Yang Hao..."

"Um?"

"Liu Yifei is here."

"ah…"

"Stop, I'm waiting at the door of the courtyard where you live.

I guess Liu Yifei is here to thank you. I heard that you plan to adapt the novel "Love Is Not Blind", which you bought with great pains, into a movie, and then she is confirmed to star in the movie's heroine. "Zhang Ziyi, who had just put on makeup and changed clothes, curled his lips.

Yang Hao's grandson is good at everything, he is smart, talented, and handsome, but his eyes are a bit off. Just take a look at the two women with whom he has emotional entanglements.

Ni Ni's mouth is big, Liu Yifei's shoulders are slipping!

Wherever you look like me, everything is fine!

Hearing that Liu Yifei was coming, Yang Hao thought about going there. This was the first time this beauty came to this small mountain village, and he had to entertain her well.

But before Yang Hao could figure out how to say hello to director Gu Zuowei, the filming of the next scene had already begun.

"Scene 476 of the movie "The Favorite", first shot, first time, preparation..., start!"

"Come here and see if I don't beat you to death, you shameless thing, but you still dare to steal my rice."

The pig was frightened and ran forward faster.

But at this moment, a group of donkeys suddenly appeared in the narrow alley.

"Uh huh huh huh"

"Uh huh huh huh"

…

"Kakaka!"

After only two scenes were shot, director Gu Zuowei used the walkie-talkie to call the card.

"Old Zheng..."

"Here you are, director!"

"The shot I want is that the donkey sees the pig charging towards him, then turns around and walks back, instead of directly colliding with the pig like now." Gu Zhanwei was a little angry.

"Director, I know.

But these donkeys are not controlled at all, okay? Seeing the pigs rushing towards them, they immediately ran away. "

"Um…"

Gu Zhenwei thought for a moment, then frowned and said, "I don't care, you figure it out yourself. You have to let these donkeys come out from the corner of the alley, and then turn back immediately."

Hmm..., what should I do?

Hearing the director's request, Zheng Yongwang, the leader of the props team, was in trouble for a while, but when he saw Yang Hao standing in the crowd, he immediately became happy.

He ran quickly and came to Yang Hao.

"Director Yang, would you like to give me an idea?

You must know that these donkeys were temporarily borrowed by our crew. They can neither be beaten nor scolded. Moreover, these donkeys do not know each other. If one donkey puts down its pout, then the other donkey will be arrogant. The barking is completely out of control. "

"Um…"

Yang Hao thought for a while and said:

"Old Zheng, go buy a bunch of carrots and put them in the alley where the donkeys come from. Let the donkeys see them, but don't let them eat them. When you drive the donkeys into the camera, when they encounter the crazy donkey Pigs, these donkeys will naturally turn back.

I have carrots to eat here, why do I have to compete with a pig like you? "

"Oh, okay, thank you, Director Yang!"

Zheng Yongwang was very happy. As soon as Yang Hao finished speaking, he gave him a thumbs up and then went to work.

…

Zheng Yongwang went to work!

The crew had an hour's break because they needed to drive to town to buy carrots.

And Yang Hao didn't need to ask for leave. He strolled back to the small courtyard where he lived. When he turned around from the alley, he immediately saw a beautiful woman wearing a white T-shirt and blue jeans standing pretty. At the entrance of the small courtyard, there was a watermelon in his hand.

"Hi, beauty, do you want to date?"

Hearing Yang Hao's words, Liu Yifei would have rolled her eyes at him in the past, then pounced on him with her teeth and claws bared, raking at him with her hands, grabbing, pulling, scratching, or...

But today, she felt a little strange. Not only did he not move, but he kept looking into the doorway.

Damn...

After reading her eyes, Yang Hao was shocked.

If nothing else happens, the person standing in the doorway at this moment should be Liu Xiaoli.

Sure enough, as soon as Yang Hao's thoughts came to his mind, a middle-aged woman wearing a floral dress and sunglasses came out of the doorway.

Look at Liu Yifei and then look at Yang Hao.

"Well..., let's go in!"

Liu Xiaoli was a bit anti-customer. When she saw Yang Hao, she motioned for him to open the door.

There was a well in the yard. Yang Hao entered the yard, first fetched a bucket of cold water from the well and put the watermelon in the water. Then he moved three chairs from the room and invited the two of them to sit under the pergola in the small yard.

"Sister Xiaoli, why are you here?"

"Oh, I came to thank you.

The movie script of the novel "Love Is Not Blind" has been adapted by Bao Jingjing. Sissi got it yesterday and watched it all night. She felt very good.

Some of the storylines really fit in with her somewhat funny character. "

"Haha, really? Just like it."

Yang Hao smiled.

I felt that time was almost up, so I took out the watermelon from the bucket, cut it, and said to Liu Xiaoli:

"Sister Xiaoli, actually you don't have to worry. The filming date for our movie will probably be next year."

"Ok, I know."

Liu Xiaoli smiled lightly.

"Yang Hao..."

"Um?"

"Can I ask you a question?"

"Sister Xiaoli, tell me."

"In the early days, more than a dozen people committed mass suicide. Was it your fault?"

"Hmm..." Yang Hao was slightly stunned when he heard this, and then started cutting the watermelon again.

"Sister Xiaoli, I don't even know what you are talking about. They think that their life in this world is meaningless and end their lives. But what does this have to do with me?"

After cutting the watermelon, he handed a piece to Liu Xiaoli first, and then to Liu Yifei. Only then did Yang Hao sit on the chair again.

"Yang Hao..."

"Um?"

"Actually, I think this matter has nothing to do with you, but Chen Hong just found me and said that if you can help Zheng Xiaolong solve this problem, they will agree to two conditions for you.

First, Sissi is the leading female lead in "Tongquetai" and "The King's Feast". Although these two films were produced by Hong Kong people, it is equivalent to lifting the Huayi brothers' control over Sissi in disguise. block.

Second, the heroine of the TV series "The Legend of Zhen Huan" will take down Bai Xue and replace her with Sun Li. From now on, the Beijing circle will not be involved in the festivities between you and Teng Huatao. "