Deadly Corpse
Vol 2 Chapter 730: God Creation Plan
People who have eaten New Year's Eve are either playing cards or on the way to play cards. The four leaders are naturally not exempt. The large living room of the city's main government hall has long been suffocating. More than a dozen tables are either playing mahjong or playing poker. Screaming together loudly, those who can't gamble sing and dance in the side hall.
"Haha ~ touch yourself again ..."
Li Shirong shot a lot of pheasants, and the commander Gong sitting against her door burst into cold sweat. The faces of Sha Yanji and Zhang Mang were the same as eating dead flies. Xia Fuji, who had a considerable battle, was overjoyed. He had just lost Gu Shancheng to the loss, but after Li Shirong replaced him, he immediately turned against the wind.
"Hurry up with fruit, your wife has won so much money, and you don't give us fruit ..."
Zhang Mang rolled his eyes at Xia Fuji, and Sha Xunji also changed into a young Xunji angrily. Xia Fuji ran to let the maids get fruit, and they played cards with Li Shirong. They were looking for death. Li Shirong Elementary School I did n’t graduate and confuse in the casino, often Feng Momo won a few of them.
"Master! You are so amazing, you are so accurate ..."
Suddenly there was a shout of worship in the side hall. Xia Fuji turned his head in wonder, only to see that the big taro wore a golden dragon pattern Taiji suit, and twisted a string of shiny shiny hands in his hand. , Is showing the palmistry to a large group of little daughters-in-law, and a few men are also full of excitement inside.
"Big Taro ..."
Xia Buer walked into the side hall with a strange face, but Li Xuezhu pulled him aside and asked in amazement: "Who does the big taro learn to look at? He even has a brother who died of me Everyone knows that my mother has never told anyone about this. I just confirmed it with her! "
"No, right? Really ..."
Xia Fuji held his head in disbelief. After Li Xuezhu nodded, he said suspiciously: "The big taro picked up a fortune-telling book in the mountain village, and then held the watch like a demon all day long. Fortune telling, but I always thought that book was a fool! "
"I think he really has developed a little doorway, otherwise how can he frighten so many people ..."
Li Xuezhu looked back to the side hall. The big taro was in a serious position. He had to walk over and called him out, but the big taro actually led him to the third-floor bedroom, and the door broke. Laughing: "This fate, do you want to find a fortune teller in this seat?"
Xia Buer closed the door and said disdainfully, "I'm sorry ~ you have a few pounds or two. I'm not sure. It must be Jiang Huizi who has carefully studied their information and made an analysis report for you. If not, I will immediately Climb naked! "
The big taro leaned on the wall and said, "Keiko did give me all the analysis reports, but you have already read the report. It says that Li Zhonghui has been raped, has Sha Yuji been married to her sister, and Was Su Tong a big fat before? "
"What? Su Tong was a fat man before, how did you know ..."
Xia Buer made him confused, but the big taro said proudly: "Three minutes are destined, and seven minutes depend on blindness. The divine book I picked up also said that the judge can only judge the other's Personality, as well as his physical condition, but personality often determines fate. A grumpy person cannot do great things! "
"It's quite reliable, I think it looks similar to psychology ..."
Xia Buer nodded in agreement, but the big taro also said, "But there are also some magical things, like breaking the palms of a grandson. In order to determine its authenticity, I went to the hospital to find someone to compare. Anyone who was diagnosed with infertility was diagnosed. Everyone has this palmistry, so I'm fascinated by this! "
"And me?"
Xia Fuji held out his hands curiously, and the big taro said, "Is there a few staggered Tic-tac-toe patterns under the little finger of your right hand and above the emotional line, and you can go back to see others, as long as it is a mutant man When this kind of pattern appears, this is the broken child pattern. If you do n’t have the left hand, it ’s not congenital! ”
"I depend! Really ..."
Xia Fuer was finally shocked, but the big taro sighed: "Hey ~ it ’s strange if you do n’t have it. The biggest defect of mutants is that they can't bear children, otherwise how good it is to be a mutant. Now you do n’t doubt that I am Your brain is broken. Feng Shui can not believe it, but you can't believe it! "
"Did you make this like Keiko's idea ..."
Xia Fuer looked at his master suit up and down, but the big taro said: "This is the assassination master taught by my godfather. He was once a master abbot, and the shuffler was also brainwashed by his faith. And it took me so long to come up with the real skill, just to make a big splash, to implement the first step of my God-making plan! "
"God Creation Plan? What God ..."
Xia Fuji suddenly felt that the dead fat man was a little inscrutable, and the big taro said: "Do you know why our country is not allowed to shoot ghost movies, because there are too many idiots, what do you believe they shoot, and I plan to Continuing your Master's path and molding you into an invincible God of War, I am the reincarnation! "
"You don't even understand anything, and you want to brainwash people, I think you are the reincarnation of pig Bajie ..."
Xia Buer looked at him cried and laughed, but the big taro disdain: "Can Monkey Monkey go to Xitian without Pig Bajie, or can my Master live without my godfather? The relationship between them is Sun Monkey and Pig Bajie, Guo Degang told Yu Qian, they have achieved each other. They are indispensable. You don't understand this? "
"Nima! You have just been a master for a few minutes. Why is it like you suddenly started to get rid of it, it makes me very uncomfortable ..."
Xia Buer scratched his scalp for a while, but the big taro was right again: "After two days, we two go to the front line and observe the corpse movement. I want to build momentum for you, I want to let everyone know that you It is a destiny to defeat the Buddha. I am your pig Bajie. No, I am the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi! "
"You dare to say it's your idea, you have misreported it ..."
Xia Fuji stunned him in annoyance, and the big taro finally sneered: "How can I marry Keiko back home? Everyone laughs in the back, her vision is poor, and she will only eat and wait for death. Boyfriend, but I can swear, this plan is really my idea, just Keiko helped me perfect it! "
"Master! Are you there, master ..."
Suddenly! There was a soft call outside the door. The sound was Commander Gong's mistress Li Zhonghui, but the big taro hurriedly pushed Xia Fuer into the toilet. The thief smiled and said, "This girl is superstitious, You hide here to see how I flicker her, hehe ~ "
"Don't **** her, something will happen ..."
Xia Fuji hurriedly wanted to pull him back, but the big taro ran up and opened the door. Xia Fuji had to cover the toilet door and leave a gap, and then watched Li Zhonghui bit his lip and walked in. The taro pushed up the door of the room seriously and said, "I said you're going to break your fortune tonight, you've lost a lot!"
"Hmm! I lost so much, I dare not tell the commander ..."
Li Zhonghui nodded poorly, then followed the big taro to the sofa, and whispered, "Master! The commander didn't know that I had been violated. I just said that you had calculated the day of my loved ones. Please do n’t Tell him that it's really not easy for me to get here today, and I have a family to support! "
The big taro sat on the sofa and lit a cigarette, and sneered, "Family? All of your family can be killed by you. I am embarrassed to say in the presence of Commander Gong that your life is so hard to kill King Yan Luo. Whoever sleeps with you is unlucky, the family you said is afraid of wild species outside! "
"Master! Don't tell me, my life is so hard ..."
Li Zhonghui actually kneeled in front of him and said in tears: "I have been violated by two men. The second is my former leader. He has the power and I dare not speak up. After I became pregnant, he And forced me to give birth, I only dare ... just tell the commander that the child is my sister! "
"唉 ~ I saw it early, you are poor and grow up and suffer, it is really pitiful ..."
Suddenly, the big taro stood up with shocked face, took out a magic magic pestle from his pocket, held it in his hand, pointed at the empty room door and exclaimed, "Li Zhonghui! How many wicked things have you done, you know how many Have the grievances come in with you, five! A family of five! "
"Ah! Master saves me ..."
Li Zhonghui crawled behind him and shivered violently. His pale face may faint at any time, but the big taro took out a piece of yellow paper and shook his hand to ignite. He didn't use any auxiliary tools and threw it to the door. He yelled, "The evil spirits retreat! Don't seek your own way!"
"咚咚咚 ..."
The door suddenly trembled violently, and the chandelier in the room exploded. The scared Li Zhonghui screamed and went directly under his crotch, but Xia Buer in the toilet rolled his eyes, no wonder he died. The fat took the initiative to bring him here, and he had already prepared for Li Zhonghui.
糟 "Oops! They're on your body ..."
The big taro pulled out a small bottle of water and poured it on his forehead. He deliberately dropped a few drops on Li Zhonghui's hands, and the frightened Li Zhonghui cried in trembling: "Please let me go. I am also forced by the old Geng. I will die if you do not die! "
"If you do n’t roll, I will let you never be born, hurry up ..."
The big taro slammed the magic devil's pestle, and the magic devil's pestle pinned the door, and a gust of wind immediately came in through the window. The blowing curtain and the sheets couldn't keep swinging, and the big taro paralyzed on the sofa. , Panting, said: "They are temporarily retired, you hurry up, I almost killed you!"
"No! Master, save me, save me ..."
Li Zhonghui even lay on the ground and gave him a few bangs, so the big taro made it: "Girl! In fact, this seat is more than 120 years old. It's not that I don't want to help you, but Xia Fuji is going to leave soon. I have to stay. Help him hard. If it weren't for this seat to change his life for him, would you be the summer king when you were young? "
"Master! It doesn't matter if he is the summer king ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ I'm a bitter person, save me ..."
Li Zhonghui was completely frightened, and the big taro sighed with unbearable expression: "Hey ~ you are too much like my first love, let's stop! This time, I will spend a real yuan to help you switch on and off, like those grudges I ca n’t haunt you, but you have to be sincere, if there is a wave of shake, it will be gone! "
"Thank you for your help! Thank you for your help ..."
Li Zhonghui was hoeing with excitement, and the big taro stood up and said, "You kneel facing the east and take off these secular burdens on your body. Remember! You ca n’t even keep a ring. Finally, worship three times with devotion. The immortal master helped me achieve not bad gold body. This seat will open up your practice, understand? "
"I understand! Disciples understand ..."
Li Zhonghui actually began to pick up clothes without hesitation. All her jewellery was unloaded. When she was about to take off, Xia Fuji could not see it anymore. He quietly opened the door and walked out. He was considered to have fully realized the power of superstition. Now, such a savvy woman like Li Zhonghui can be stunned by a big taro.
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