Crazy Psychologist

The outpatient room became smoky at some point, making people feel unreal, just like Yang Xing's narration, which deviated from normal logic more and more, and became less and less true.

It seems that he is standing in the middle of a pile of huge stones, telling everyone an unreasonable story, while Mu Chun is standing outside the circle of stones, looking at the wild roses climbing on the gaps in the stones, and exchanging The time is getting closer and closer, and there is an ambition to climb all the stones.

Physicians usually collect useful information during the [conversation stage] of treatment. The information mainly from the patient's narrative can help the physician to determine the patient's condition and corresponding symptoms, so as to determine the treatment together with the patient in the following treatment Program.

But what is the illness of this glamorous classmate Yang Xing? No overt hallucinations were seen, nor was there any overt emotional disturbance. What some patients say seems normal, but their emotions and demeanor are contradictory to what they say. The doctor will make an evaluation combining the main narrative and mental state.

But Yang Xing was very strange, his mood was very stable, and his organization was very clear. It seemed that he really came to ask questions instead of seeing a doctor.

The cost of asking this question seems to be very low. The registration fee is one yuan, and registration is free with a medical insurance card. The Department of Mind and Body also provides a cup of high-quality coffee, and the cost of asking a question is really low.

Now Mu Chun probably understands what Yang Xing's question means, which means that he doesn't want to move out of his girlfriend's house, but he wants to break up with his girlfriend, what should he do.

"So, how do I break up?" Yang Xing waited for a long time but did not get Mu Chun's answer, so he asked again patiently.

He looked very patient, without frowning, he just said the question again in a flat and easy-going way.

"According to common sense, it should be impossible. This is a house rented by your girlfriend. You are planning to break up with her. According to normal logic, you should just move out. Can't you find another place to live?" Mu Chun Tried a little suggestion. "No, Dr. Mu Chun doesn't understand our situation. My girlfriend is one year older than me. She is a classmate of my graduate class. She pursued me, and then I promised to date her, but I just agreed to date. Love her with all I have, financially and emotionally."

Yang Xing spoke in an orderly manner, and his hands were like two kitchen knives to draw two areas on the edge of the table, one with a larger distance and the other with a much smaller distance.

The area of ​​the two areas is almost the size ratio of a textbook to a mobile phone.

"Is it okay to love someone without using all of them?" Mu Chun asked curiously.

Yang Xing said with a smile, "Of course, I said that people can distribute their love reasonably, and should also distribute it reasonably."

"You never said that." Mu Chun responded.

"Didn't I tell you?" Yang Xing raised his glasses and put his hands in his coat pocket inadvertently.

Mu Chun shook his head, "No, I haven't said it, let's say it now."

"Alright, in short, people should be able to allocate their feelings reasonably, and how much love is up to them. My love for this girlfriend should be 3-5 points, so the rent and daily expenses are all paid by her. Give it to me."

Mu Chun's eyes were wide open, and his mouth gradually opened wide, almost under Yang Xing's attention, gradually opening his mouth to the size of an apple. After a few seconds, Mu Chun closed his mouth and swallowed. He took a sip and said, "This is too amazing. Please introduce such a beautiful girl to me."

"It's actually very simple. As long as my research is successful, I can give you an easy-to-learn method. I plan to write a thesis as my graduate thesis. Unfortunately, I asked my teacher. It seems quite educated Teacher, I can’t understand how meaningful what I’m doing is, he just said that my experiment like this is inappropriate, doctor, what do you think?”

After Yang Xing asked, he found that Mu Chun was biting his finger opposite him, and his eyes were full of envy.

"There are such good girls?" Mu Chun asked enviously.

"Okay? Isn't this normal? Do doctors spend their own money?" Yang Xing looked contemptuous.

Mu Chun honestly admitted, "Isn't it AA?"

"AA is good, but not good. If girls are willing to spend money for you, if you insist on AA, it is not conducive to making girls dependent on you. AA is a skill, but it is not a daily routine. Occasionally saying AA will make girls I feel that I owe you something, and then she will give you more."

"More?" Mu Chun put his hands to his mouth, his teeth almost biting his fingertips.

"It's okay to tell the doctor. It's actually very simple. In love, we need to pay attention to control and control our emotions~www.readwn.com~Pay attention to skills, so that girls will be devoted to you, think of you when they eat, think of you when they sleep , If you make money and think of buying things for you, they will do a lot of things for you that you can't imagine, and as long as the skills are right, you don't need to pay the same amount of emotion, energy and money at all.

This is also a part of my research, which is already very mature, and I am planning to turn this method into a text and a practical manual in the near future, so that everyone can read it online, but I also consider my research results Because it is very useful, if I put it on the Internet for free, everyone will not cherish it, and just read it as a very ordinary official account article..."

Before Yang Xing finished speaking, Mu Chun suddenly took his hand away from his mouth and said excitedly, "This can be sold for money."

Yang Xing squinted, leaned back slightly, took out his right hand from his pocket, put it in front of Mu Chun and gave him a thumbs up.

"I have an idea, and I think so too. This research has been carried out for two years, and 98% of my predictions have been achieved in the past two years. It can be said that it is already perfect."

"It's really amazing." Mu Chun responded.

"Probably 6 girlfriends, I have established a relationship with 6 girls, and it didn't develop into a relationship, but there are about 20 girls who are actually in love." "So many... ? Won't he be called a scumbag?" Mu Chun asked cautiously.

Yang Xing laughed disapprovingly, "This is scientific research, a scumbag? What is a scumbag? A girl likes you, but you reject him and make her sleepless in the cold winter night. Such a man is not called A scumbag? Of course, I am not saying that there is no choice or that all comers are welcome. I also have certain conditions. Experiments naturally have many restrictions."