Crazy Psychologist

"I was wondering if there was really a cat abuse incident nearby." Mu Chun's voice sounded a little tired.

This morning is really a little tired.

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After a day of rain, when it was time to get off work, the viaduct and the ground were all congested. The city center around the sea was the same as the center of any big city. Although it was lively and prosperous, exhaust gas and traffic jams were inevitable.

Li Mu finished his work in the company and was driving to the shooting location. The dinner that An Xiaodi had prepared for him was still placed under the passenger seat. In fact, there was a small drawer for girls to put shoes in.

Thinking of his stewed beef rice and fish ball soup swaying with the brakes along the way, Li Mu began to feel restless.

Gradually everything in the carriage became covered with moss. He switched the radio station a few times. What's coming?"

A girl with a nice voice called in and said, "College romance left a scar on me that will never be erased."

The hostess quickly took up the conversation and said: "Yes, first love is not always perfect, and sometimes there are indeed some regrets, just like scars."

The male host was silent for a few seconds and then said: "Well, in the future, you will definitely meet someone who can make you forget this scar."

Both of them sounded a little pretentious, and the girl who called quickly replied coldly, "I'm talking about a real scar, on my lower abdomen, a scar left by an ectopic pregnancy operation."

The host was silent on the spot.

Li Mu's heart skipped a beat.

At this time, Li Mu found a car close to him in the driveway next to him, and the owner of the car rolled down the window and cursed at him.

The window of Li Mu's driver's seat was closed tightly, and the radio was turned on in the car. Naturally, he didn't hear what the driver was swearing at, but Li Mu didn't need to hear it at all, and he knew what the guy was swearing at.

So Li Mu pulled over the front of the car and forcibly occupied the lane, trying not to let the driver change lanes.

Who knows that the driver of the other party is not a vegetarian, so the two of them competed on the road like this, and when they were blocked together at the first red light, the driver in the silver Nissan car forcibly changed lanes and then braked. Li Mu had no time to adjust, and chased after him up.

The driver of the car in front, who seemed to have been prepared, immediately opened the door and walked out.

"Are you out of your mind, or is your wife running away with someone else, and does she know how to drive, ah?" The person who spoke was less than 170cm tall, but weighed more than 250 kilograms.

Li Mu could see clearly the car he was driving, and it made people wonder whether the rear seats needed to be removed if the weight was to be stuffed into that small car.

"It's you who want to change lanes, okay? Are you being reasonable?" Li Mu replied, suppressing the anger in his stomach.

"Forgive me, you rear-ended, you are fully responsible." The fat man said while cursing.

Some people really have the ability to keep swearing when they can speak, no matter what they say, this 250-jin driver is such a person.

Li Mu only felt that his heart was getting more and more irritable, and every joint of his fingers wanted to punch the man like a burr.

The 250-jin fat man kept turning his sausage-like mouth in the winter rain.

Li Mu felt that his fist had already swung towards his left ear. He seemed to have seen himself kicking the man's belly with his knee, then pinching the man's shoulder, and using his steel head It hit his fat to the oily head.

In the end, I took the advantage of condescending, grabbed the man's head with my left hand and pressed it down, raised my right hand, pointed my elbow at the back of the man's neck and hammered it down.

As soon as the 250 catties of fat fell down dumbly, Li Mu also said to him, "Pork is so expensive these days, no matter how cheap your meat is, no one will eat it."

"Hey, are you calling or not? In the end, are you calling or not?"

When Li Mu came back to his senses, he realized that what happened just now was just his imagination, but now it was his own skirt that was being held firmly by a 250-jin man.

At some point, the fat man called the police, or it happened that a traffic policeman rode a model and came to the two of them.

The policeman looked very tired and said, "What's your situation? The road is so congested, and the surveillance camera saw the two of you occupying a road here. What are you going to do? Fight? Okay, come back with me and give it to you slowly." time to fight."

When the fat man saw the police coming, he immediately changed his face, "No, comrade policeman, it was this guy who rear-ended him. Look, he doesn't even watch when he's driving. I suspect he's drunk driving."

"You tama was the only one who drove under the influence of alcohol."

Li Mu finally couldn't help but curse out.

"Look at the policeman, he seems to be swearing when he speaks politely."

"Didn't you scold someone just now? Who caused it?"

Li Mu completely lost control. For the next few minutes, he had no idea what he had said to the police, nor what the police had said to him.

All he knew was that the police had told him countless times when they asked him to take out his driver's license and driving license. After his body was almost soaked, Li Mu returned to the car and took out his driving license and driving license.

The police handed over the ticket to Li Mu and reprimanded him a few times, while the fat driver said to Li Mu angrily, I remember who you are, aren't you the talented Li Mu on TV? I didn't expect it to be a road rage driver.

Road rage?

Li Mu's mind suddenly exploded, so did I hit someone just now? Or crash? He wanted to ask the person in front of him, but the person said, quickly call your insurance company, the insurance company with such a clear responsibility relationship will handle it well, drive carefully in the future, don't look like a person on TV, in life It's not as good as a pig or a dog.

"What the **** are you talking about..." Just as he was about to scold back, Li Mu suddenly thought of Xiao Hei.

Road rage, rear-end driving.

Could it be that Xiao Hei was really killed by him.

Thinking of Xiao Hei's soft and weak body being run over by the wheels, what kind of feeling will the person sitting in the driver's seat have, can't they feel it at all? Or forgot?

So always feel like you have a cat at home, always feel like there are cat footprints in the bathroom?

No, I will go upstairs to inquire about the bathroom issue tomorrow morning. Now it is not just as simple as a water leak. When Li Mu took a shower in the morning, he smelled a foul smell. It must be that the upstairs bathroom did not leak clean water. Squeezed under the floor tiles for a long time and gave off a bad smell.

I don't know if that is bath water or toilet water.

Really bad luck.

Thinking of this, Li Mu decided to go home tonight to study near the parking space, how exactly would Xiao Hei act in the community that day to be run over by his car without feeling it at all.

So, "Don't be afraid, Li Mu." He said to himself, he wouldn't be afraid if he figured it out, even if he knew that he had accidentally bumped into Xiao Hei, it would be much better than living in fear and guessing.

After arriving at the studio, Li Mu felt that he was in good condition, and other guests also had work during the day, so everyone tried their best to cooperate, and the recording ended early so they could sleep for a while.

There were about a hundred people in the auditorium, all with young faces, boys and girls seemed to be wearing makeup. The assistant director told Li Mu that the audience arrived here at 3:30 in the afternoon, and the recording of your program started at 8:00 in the evening, and the recording of the audience scenes started at 4:30, so when the recording of the program officially started, the audience was already sitting in the arena. After four hours, the cost is only 300 yuan per person, which is considered a relatively high price in the industry.

Holding the coffee prepared by the director team, Li Mu looked down at the audience area. The audience is now like Internet celebrities, and everyone is very good-looking.

The assistant director looked at Li Mu and said: "It's not bad, the audience is also a very important part of the show, so the audience in the first few rows are specially selected by the performance company. When the show becomes popular, it will be easy to handle, and the audience will sign up by themselves Participation, our episode, because the first few episodes were very popular, so now one-third of the audience has signed up by themselves, and then the director team selects some to come to the scene, which is considered a fan benefit.

See those guys at the back of the guest booth? Those are all educated and good-looking audiences, and those seats have a very high appearance rate, so at the beginning, they need to be particularly good-looking. The director team spends money, and in the future, they will choose suitable fans, and there may even be someone who spends money to be in the front row. As for the audience, they are all routines. "

After listening to Mark's speech, Li Mu nodded, thinking, all walks of life are routines, and those who occupy the top of the rules always earn more, but it seems that everyone is working hard and it is not easy.

From lighting, stage layout, photography and videography, makeup artist, stage manager, director, producer, to post-production after recording, program packaging, publicity, all aspects are human.

People who have experienced the recording of this kind of variety show will have a particularly deep impression. No matter how advanced the technology is outside, here is still a screw and a nail, and there are people busy in every position.

Even delivering boxed lunches, the aunt who packs up the boxed lunches is essential.

If she delivered some wrong meals, causing a guest to delay the shooting due to allergies, the cost of a day's delay would be tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands.

While Li Mu was drinking coffee and preparing to shoot, suddenly there was a panic in the audience, and a staff member fell on the stage.

The audience area exclaimed, and Li Mu quickly patted Mark on the shoulder. Mark was wearing headphones and looking at the computer screen, completely oblivious to the situation on stage.

"Mark, someone fainted, Mark." Li Mu called Mark twice before recovering.

People were in a hurry, and no one knew what to do.

The staff on the side said that he suddenly fell down and didn't know what happened.

The worker who spoke was very thin, holding a paint brush in his hand, as if he was repairing a corner of the stage.

Another staff member wearing similar clothes said, "I don't know, I was fine just now, and I didn't drink alcohol last night."

Just as he was talking, a chubby man ran over, his hulking appearance was a bit like Dongba, the novice village in "Hunter x Hunter" who specializes in cheating people. The man bent down with great effort and looked at the worker lying on the ground for a few seconds.

The audience couldn't bear it anymore, and they all shouted, "Don't all stand there, save people."

Someone in the crowd asked, "Is there a doctor? Nurses are also available."

The fat man stood up and said to the two workers, "What's going on? Has this happened before? Go and see the people."

Hearing what the fat man said, a small worker stepped on the spot alternately several times, then took off his cotton gauze gloves for work, walked into the motionless man lying on the ground, stretched out his thumb and pinched the man's chest .

"Will it be a sudden death?" From time to time, the worried voices of a few girls came from the quiet stage.

"Yeah, someone almost died suddenly at the Lechuan Piano Competition two days ago."

"Looks like you need CPR."

"It's over, it looks hopeless, I won't be shooting today."

Li Mu and Mark walked down the simple stairs to the program recording area on the first floor. When Li Mu took a closer look at the worker lying on the ground, he saw him twitch twice on the spot, and then opened his eyes.

The fat man quickly turned around and waved to everyone, "It's all right, don't worry, everyone, keep working."

As soon as the Oh Ang man finished speaking, several workers who crowded over hesitated and returned to their posts. The worker lying on the ground shook his head as if he had lost his memory, and said, "Where am I? What's wrong with me?"

The assistant director Mark used the walkie-talkie to call the colleague who handled the field affairs. Li Mu had a few words with this woman who rushed over in high heels.

Mark pulled her aside and explained the basics with a serious expression, then rushed back and pulled Li Mu and said, "Hurry up and get ready, there are still 20 minutes to start."

Li Mu just wanted to say what to do with the person lying on the ground, but was pushed aside by Sister Mei.

The worker lying on the ground suddenly sat up again like a magic puppet, and said, "What's wrong with me?"

The workers didn't speak the local dialect, so Li Mu couldn't hear clearly, but judging from his expression, he seemed to be dizzy and bored, and now he was talking like a child in a daze.

"Come on, Lao Li, why did you faint? The boss told us to dry the props quickly, and we're about to start." A worker came over and subdued Lao Li.

Lao Li threw it away and said, "Don't touch me, who are you, why are you pulling me?"

There were bustling voices around the stage again:

"I guess I fell stupid."

"Probably trying to blackmail the director team."

"Blackmail? Blackmail, blackmail is okay."

Mark waved vigorously at Sister Mei again and winked.

Sister Mei immediately left Li Mu alone in the distance, and then explained to the audience: "This worker is not feeling well, and he didn't ask us for leave, so we don't know that he works with illness just like everyone else. , Now we will ask the driver to take him to the hospital for an examination. Our program will start recording in 20 minutes. Everyone return to their original positions and sit down. Thank you for your cooperation.

Also, let me reiterate that private filming or recording is not allowed during the recording of the program, so I hope you will cooperate a lot and make our favorite programs well together, thank you all. "

When Sister Mei was talking to the audience, the staff member who fainted had already stood up, wobbled, picked up the brush next to him and ran to the stage to start brushing a white drum. The people on the side pushed him and asked Said: "What's the matter with you, Lao Li, did you drink too much last night and didn't sleep enough?"

Lao Li complained: "Where did I not sleep enough? How could I have slept? Didn't I come here at 2:30 in the morning? After two consecutive days of filming, I haven't slept for more than 30 hours, just sleepy."

"Oh." The little worker on the side agreed and got busy with his own affairs.

Li Mu looked at the time and thought that he came here after get off work at 5 o'clock. Even if he came on time at 8 o'clock, the recording of the program would end at 3 o'clock at the earliest. These audiences arrived at the studio after 3 o'clock in the afternoon. These workers are It's here at two o'clock in the morning.

Even if I had slept before, I would have to go a full 24 hours without rest after finishing today's work.

Thinking of this, Li Mu suddenly felt that he still had a few hours to rest after all, and he didn't seem to have any right to complain.

These workers seem to work harder.

Sister Mei seemed to see what was on Li Mu's mind, and said, "Don't worry, this kind of fainting is very common, but it is very rare to have a sudden cardiac arrest like that in the Lechuan Piano Competition. I have worked in this circle for more than ten years. It's been a year, and I haven't seen anything serious happen to anyone, so don't worry if I'm here.

Workers sometimes rely on their youth, and they don’t rest when they have time in the afternoon and morning. They hide outside the studio to watch videos and play games. In fact, in this industry, you must know how to rest when you have a rest. Only when you are busy can you be energetic. . "

"Oh~www.readwn.com~ Okay, that's it." Li Mu agreed with his mouth, but he didn't like it in his heart.

After the official recording started, it went very smoothly. At two o'clock in the morning, Mark came to tell Li Mu that it was time to call it a day.

Mark always seems to be in good spirits. Just after the show was recorded, he immediately asked Li Mu to ask how the things he had talked with him before were going. It should be the best promotional direction to become a star warm man.

Li Mu was anxious to go home to investigate Xiao Hei's matter, so he delayed the matter vaguely. On the way home, he opened the car window a little, and the cool cold wind blowing into the car was very refreshing.

After returning to the community, Li Mu slowly drove the car to his parking space along the usual route. At a speed of five kilometers per hour, he carefully felt the feeling of the tires pressing against the ground.

If you really hit Xiao Hei, how could you feel nothing at all?

After the car came to a complete stop, Li Mu got out of the car and checked it. Except for some scratches on the front of the car, there was really no need for urgent repairs from the rear-end collision when he got off work.

It was basically cheated by that 250-jin fat man on purpose. After all, the two cars would not cause much serious damage at this speed. This guy is really young and wily.

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