Conan: Someone is always trying to murder me
Chapter 91 I am doing this to myself just to avoid ostracizing you!
Graybara hesitated for a moment and nodded. Guessing that Kishida might want to ask about what happened after he left, she followed him into the house obediently.
"Ahem, what's that smell? Something is burnt!" As soon as she stepped into the room, Graybara's nose twitched and she asked with a frown.
"Well, I was just about to make instant noodles, but I accidentally fell asleep on the table! Ah... sneeze, it seems that your cold is not that serious. At least I feel that my nose is blocked now, and I can't smell anything at all!" Kishida explained while sneezing.
"Ahem, it's okay! It seems that the curse you cast on me last night has been transferred to yourself!" Graybara coughed and teased with a squint.
"Tsk, you also know that you infected me with the virus!" Kishida looked at her dissatisfiedly.
"That's really sorry, I didn't know that someone would be as stupid as someone to fall asleep on the table in such a cold weather!" Graybara retorted unhappily.
"Yes, I'm just too stupid! If you had not infected me with the virus, but your IQ, I think we could have achieved a win-win situation!" Kishida shook his head and sighed, taking the lunch box from Huiyuan's hand, and then led Huiyuan to the living room.
"Win-win? Ahem, excuse me, I can't think of any benefit to me from lowering my IQ!" Huiyuan followed him with her hands behind her back, thinking for a while with a drowsy head, and then said in confusion.
"It seems that the cold has a great impact on your memory! You forgot your troubles of losing hair so quickly!?" Kishida grabbed his thick hair, turned around and smiled at Huiyuan.
"......." Huiyuan sighed, did not respond, but followed behind Kishida in silence. She seemed to have gotten used to Kishida's venomous tongue and mean character.
"Stop, watch your feet! Don't step on Bai, ah...ah...sneeze!" Halfway into the living room, Kishida suddenly turned back and said to Huiyuan who was about to catch up, but he sneezed uncontrollably again.
Because Kishida was facing Huiyuan, in order to avoid the droplets from his sneeze, Huiyuan's small body quickly dodged, but her feet just touched a white thin line tied on both sides of the corridor.
"Shit, Liang Feifan! Shit, Liang Feifan!" With the shaking of the white thin line, a deafening "alarm" continuously rang throughout the corridor, shaking Kishida and Huiyuan, who were already having a headache, to the point of fainting.
Resisting the dizziness in his head, Kishida hurried to the end of the corridor, and after a lot of random pressing, he turned off the alarm.
"What is this?" After a while, Huiyuan, who was confused, shook her head slightly, and she felt that her headache symptoms worsened.
"Huh~ This is a little gadget I set up! It's used to prevent someone from sneaking in and murdering me while I'm sleeping!" Kishida also covered his head and said in pain. He didn't expect that the gadget he set up would be used on himself for the first time!
"Haha, then you are really cautious, worthy of being called Mr. Unlucky!" Hearing this, Huiyuan looked at him with half-moon eyes.
"Thank you for the compliment! My personality is cautious and never tires of it, so you'd better not move around!" Kishida shrugged and accepted Huiyuan's "praise"!
"Are there other gadgets in the house that you set up?" Huiyuan raised her eyebrows, not knowing whether to admire this person's caution or to admire that he lives a harder life than herself! ?
"Of course, and those are not like the alarm just now, there is no actual harm! If you touch them again, one may... Well~ Let me think, with that kind of current, you will probably sleep here with me tonight!" Kishida thought about it and said to Huiyuan with a smile.
"......Aren't you afraid that you will accidentally touch it!? And what if there are guests coming to your house?" Huiyuan couldn't help but ask curiously.
"It's OK. I spent a lot of time remembering it. Now I think I can be safe even with my eyes closed! As for the guests you mentioned, it seems that no one has come in except you. Even Dr. Agasa only called me at the door and never came in!" Kishida said with eight white teeth.
? ? What's so good about having no friends? Huiyuan rolled her eyes, shook her head helplessly, and complained in her heart.
"..... Isn't it tiring to live like this?" Huiyuan hesitated for a long time before suddenly speaking.
"Isn't this good? No one will remember it, so even if I die in a corner one day, I won't hear any sighs in heaven!" Kishida suddenly looked depressed.
Huiyuan suddenly stopped, Kishida laughed inwardly, and just wanted to speak, but unexpectedly Huiyuan whispered, "I don't think you would be the kind of person who would say such depressing words!"
"Ah, now I can't fool you anymore?" Kishida blinked.
"Of course, ahem, I've been fooled once, how could I do it again!? I'm not Mr. Pig!" Huiyuan slightly raised the corner of her mouth, and seemed to be in a good mood.
"Hahaha, is that so? Then it seems that I have to change my speaking style next time, ah... sneeze!" Kishida laughed loudly, and the two of them had already arrived in the living room while talking.
"In fact, in some ways, we are quite similar!" Huiyuan stood in front of the sofa, looking at Kishida who had collapsed on the sofa and said.
"Hmm!" Kishida was puzzled. How was he, a man with a lively and cheerful personality, friendly and kind (to the fullest), similar to her indifferent character?
"A dangerous person who is excluded by friends, this interpretation is actually the most appropriate for me!" In Kishida's puzzled eyes, Huiyuan said self-deprecatingly.
"Please, I have no friends only because they are potential dangerous people to me, not because I am a dangerous person, okay? Also, don't make yourself look so pitiful. I exclude, uh, I didn't see Conan and Ayumi, those elementary school students, exclude you!" Kishida said to her unhappily.
"That's because they don't know what potential dangers my existence brings to them!" Huiyuan shook her head and said as she was about to sit on the sofa opposite Kishida.
"I advise you not to sit there!" Kishida looked at her actions and stopped her.
"..." Huiyuan understood instantly, but remained silent, because besides this empty sofa, there was only the sofa where a guy was lying all over.
"Tsk, alright!" Kishida slightly bent his long legs, leaving a little space for her.
".........." Huiyuan looked at him expressionlessly.
"Sit down, why are you still standing there? I'm doing this to myself, so that you won't say that I'm excluding you again!" Kishida bent his legs, looking very aggrieved!
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