Conan: Someone is always trying to murder me

"Ah, my eyes!" As Kishida quickly lifted her clothes, Pu Siqinglan screamed and subconsciously closed her eyes.

Of course, this was not because Kishida's figure was too hot to the eyes, nor was it because Pu Siqinglan was such a pure little girl that she couldn't stand seeing men with their upper bodies exposed.

Haha, 20 million "soft light" dual cameras, illuminate your beauty!

Seeing Pu Siqinglan subconsciously close her eyes, Kishida, who had several special incandescent light bulbs tied to his abdomen that were emitting dazzling light, couldn't help but sneer softly.

"Yuichi, what are you doing again? Stop it!"

"Asshole, Kishida boy!!"

A dazzling light suddenly appeared in the dark environment. Even if they were not facing Kishida directly and were not the first to bear the brunt like Pu Siqinglan, everyone present still subconsciously covered their eyes with their hands and exclaimed.

"Miss Qinglan, my six-pack abs are shining brightly!"

Ignoring everyone's exclamations, Kishida chuckled, turned off the glowing incandescent light bulb with his right hand, opened his eyes that had been tightly closed when he lifted his clothes, and raised his left hand without hesitation, aiming at the chest of Pu Siqinglan, who was trying to take out the pistol from her bag with her eyes closed.

"Bang~" With the flash of lightning between the gloves, a coin flew towards Pu Siqinglan's towering right chest so quickly, knocking her straight out.

"Ahhh~~" With a scream, Kishida looked at the terrified Xiangsaka Natsumi speechlessly.

Come on, I didn't hit you, why are you screaming, haven't you seen that the real victims didn't scream as miserably as you? But being knocked out at such a close distance, it is estimated that she fainted directly from the pain, and she couldn't scream even if she wanted to!

Oh, why don't you let me hear that sweet groan of pain?

"Hmm~" Just as Kishida was thinking happily, he really heard a painful groan from Pu Siqinglan who was hit and flew a few meters away.

Well, she didn't faint directly? She has such a strong ability to resist blows? Kishida narrowed his eyes slightly, and while he was impressed by the strong physical fitness of this woman, he pulled out the electric baton on his waist without hesitation, and threw it at Pu Siqinglan with both hands.

"Pah!" With a sound, under Kishida's unbelievable expression, the electric baton thrown over was blocked by her arm when it was about to hit Pu Siqinglan's face.

"Hmm~" The pain from her arm made Pu Siqinglan groan in pain again. She trembled and covered her right chest with one hand, and tried to raise the pistol with the other hand with difficulty, as if she was going to shoot at Kishida's direction.

This..... How is it possible? Are you cheating? You can still move! ?

Looking at Pu Siqinglan's movements, Kishida widened his eyes, his face full of disbelief. He subconsciously raised his left hand again, and planned to shoot Pu Siqinglan again, making her faint from the pain and unable to moan.

"Bang!" His hand moved with his heart, and Kishida fired another coin at Pu Siqinglan without hesitation.

With a few crisp sounds of "clang clang~", the metal coin hit the stone in the basement, bounced up, and fell to the ground again.

Hmm! ? Pu Siqinglan, you still say you didn't cheat! ?

Looking at Pu Siqinglan lying on the ground, she suddenly struggled to roll on the ground. Her movements were awkward but she effectively avoided her attack. Kishida opened his mouth and was stunned!

Why can she still roll? Is there something wrong with the gloves? But how is this possible! I have checked it several times on the way here! Is this woman's physical fitness really so terrible?

In order to prevent global warming, Kishida, who was thinking about it, took a breath of hot air.

He wanted to find another opportunity to give Pu Si Qinglan a third shot, so that she could feel his blazing "love", but after the two shots just now, plus the current consumed by the electric general, his gloves were almost exhausted. Even if he could fire another shot, the power would be minimal.

"Brother Kishida, what are you doing? Why did you suddenly attack Sister Qinglan..." In the moment when Kishida was stunned, Xiaolan, who had reopened her eyes because the discomfort in her eyes gradually disappeared, was also stunned and very surprised.

"Asshole, Kishida boy, what do you want to do to Miss Qinglan? There is a limit to fooling around!" Maori Kogoro, who also opened his eyes again, shouted when he saw this.

"What, what happened, why did you suddenly..." Kosaka Natsumi trembled and looked at Kishida in horror.

"Fuck, get down!" Ignoring the confused, blaming and horrified voices of everyone present, Kishida, who was quickly untying the special light bulb tied to his body, suddenly saw Pu Siqinglan, who was lying on the ground, raising her gun again, and he shouted.

After saying that, he didn't wait for everyone to react, and quickly threw his hands to Dr. Agasa and Huiyuan, who were still stunned, and protected them under himself.

"Bang!" Kishida had just gotten down when a gunshot followed.

With a scream of "Ah~", Kishida heard the painful groan of Siluofu. Chinikov.

Kishida quickly raised his head and saw him lying on the ground, covering his thigh and groaning.

Damn it! Damn it! What about the perfectionist who said that he would only hit people in the right eye?

Although the injured were not Conan and Xiaolan, who he knew, Kishida was slightly relieved. However, seeing that Siluofu. Chinikov was injured because of him, Kishida still couldn't help but grit his teeth, forcefully pulled open the incandescent light bulb that had just been half untied, and threw it at Pu Siqinglan with a squeeze of the button.

"Bang~" Pu Siqinglan, who had just fired a shot with trembling hands, originally wanted to struggle to stand up while Kishida and others were lying on the ground, but was hit by the light bulb by chance.

"Crackle~" As soon as the light bulb with its own current touched Pu Siqinglan, it suddenly burst into a dazzling light, accompanied by the flash of current and exploded.

"Ah~" Pu Siqinglan, who had just struggled to stand up, felt a pain in his eyes, and quickly closed his eyes, and was paralyzed by a current and fell down again.

"Take a few more of my cum!" Kishida, who had closed his eyes when the light bulb touched her, opened his eyes again after hearing Pu Siqinglan scream, threw the light bulb again, closed his eyes again, opened his eyes again, and threw the light bulb again.

Until he had thrown all the special [fake. flash bomb. real. light bulb] in his hand, and heard Pu Siqinglan's moan from high to low to faint to inaudible, Kishida nodded with satisfaction and stood up again.

"If you can still stand up again like this, I, the handsome guy, am willing to call you the strongest!" Kishida, who had almost used up all the things he prepared last night, exhaled a breath of cold air and made his own contribution to global cooling anytime and anywhere.

Next, let me take a good look, why can you, a stinky woman, stand up like a cheat after being hit by me?

With this doubt, since he had not seen the system prompts such as "the crisis is resolved, the evil thoughts begin to transform into props", Kishida had to carefully approach Pu Siqinglan, who was lying on the ground without saying a word.

"Fuck, your chest is so concave, and you are still fine?" As soon as he approached, Kishida saw that Pu Siqinglan's originally towering right chest had been flattened into an airport, which made him dumbfounded and exclaimed in disbelief.

"Wait, that's not right! This, this, it's actually fake!?" After being stunned for a moment, Kishida reacted and took a closer look, only to find something wrong.

Fuck, it's all my fault for being young and inexperienced. I didn't even see that her breasts were fake! Could it be that she relied on this damn silicone pad to cushion a certain impact? Damn, I almost fell here because of this!

Kishida, who had calculated everything but didn't expect that Pu Siqinglan's breasts were augmented and might have been padded with silicone, couldn't help but shake his head and sigh, lamenting his inexperience.