Conan: I Am Not a Snake Spirit

"Have the medical examination equipment been sent?" an old man asked.

"It's here!" the breeder said hurriedly, "Zhenchi Group sent a batch of new equipment early in the morning!"

Chi Feichi: "..."

My father's group came out again to gain a sense of presence.

However, Mr. Dashan still has the courage. If the pandas are good, the Zhenchi Group has provided the equipment, and there will be a wave of advertisements. If the pandas are not good, maybe the group will be angered.

At this time, it was a big gamble to be responsible for providing medical examination equipment.

"Let's go in and observe," Takuma Soma said solemnly, not forgetting to turn his head to remind Chi Feichi, "Don't get close, follow me."

Entering the arena, a group of people did not approach rashly, only the breeder slowly passed by with fresh bamboo.

Before approaching the side, the giant panda stood up, slapped the floor with a slap, and roared, showing a very violent mood.

Chi Feichi was also sure that the giant panda was in a grumpy mood, because in his ears, the roar was—

"Go away! Touch me!"

Seeing that the breeder did not dare to approach, the giant panda lay flat on the ground again, "Alas..."

Chi Feichi observed it and felt that the giant panda was not sick, but it might be a bit of bipolar disorder, also known as bipolar disorder, which alternates between abnormally high and abnormal moods.

If I don't put it that seriously, it's just... I'm in a bad mood!

Next to them, the five old men were still learning about the situation with the breeder.

Chi Feichi stared at the giant panda from the side.

After being stared at for a while, the giant panda also realized that something was wrong. He stood up and looked at it. He met a pair of cold purple eyes, and inexplicably panicked, "You... what are you looking at?"

Chi Feichi didn't know how to speak. He wasn't a native of Sichuan in his previous life, so he didn't speak Sichuan dialect.

"Ha'er."

Well, it means Guavazi, a fool.

The giant panda sat up straight, put his hands beside his legs, and stared at Chi Feichi.

This movement immediately alerted a group of people next to him, everyone fell silent and looked at the giant panda who suddenly sat up.

Chi Feichi didn't say anything next, and asked in standard Mandarin, "Are you homesick?"

This sentence, the giant panda can understand, it remembers that when it left, when the parents did not speak the dialect, they said it in Mandarin——

I miss home... miss you... darling...

The next second, a shadow rushed towards Chi Feichi at a very fast speed.

thump—

Chi Feichi didn't expect the giant panda to rush over, so he forgot to react and was thrown to the ground.

For the first time in two lifetimes, apart from his sister, he was knocked down by other creatures...

The giant panda put its head in Chi Feichi's arms, "Ow, ooh, ooh..."

Feichi was taken aback, and almost wanted to bite the panda, but when he heard the low cry of the panda, he was stunned, "Master, isn't he sad?"

"Yeah." Chi Feichi responded, raised his hand and patted the back of the giant panda lying on his body, "Be good."

"Ooooooooooooooooo..."

When the giant panda heard the familiar words, it cried even more sadly.

Chi Feichi was silent, he... probably wouldn't comfort people, nor would he comfort animals...

In the afternoon, the sun shines through the glass into the venue.

A group of people stared blankly at Chi Feichi who was thrown down, and at the black and white dumpling who was screaming in Chi Feichi's arms, forgetting what to do.

No one knew that the continuous and rapid chanting of the black and white dumplings was a cry that they could not understand...

"Ow woo woo... ow... ow woo woo..."

Chi Feichi silently patted the black and white dumplings on the back.

After traveling for so long, this was the most unrestrained cry he had ever heard, and it was also... the most heartbreaking.

"This..." An old man came back to his senses, "Is there something on Mr. Chi's body that irritates it?"

"Come on, pull it away first," Takuma Soma stepped forward lightly and said in a low voice, "Be careful, don't hurt the panda."

Hearing this, Chi Feichi felt even more heartbroken.

It was him who was thrown down...

"Don't cry, they're here..." Chi Feichi whispered to the panda.

This time, it is in Japanese. He communicates with animals regardless of language. He wants to see if it is useful to fellow villagers.

"Uhhhhh..." The giant panda twitched from crying, turned around and roared at the approaching person with the appearance of 'I'm super fierce', "Go away! Don't suffer me!"

A group of people hesitated and did not come forward.

Chi Feichi patted the black and white dumplings, "Let go first..."

"Don't relax!" The giant panda turned around and hugged Chi Feichi tightly, "I don't need to speak dialect, I won't relax!"

Chi Fei was at a loss for words, isn't it a question of whether to speak the dialect? "What does it have to do with the dialect?"

"You can't tell, you can't understand even if I say it, I won't tell it, don't run away," the giant panda hugged Chi Feichi tightly, resentful, "Those people are annoying, they won't let me roll around. , don't let me climb the tree, take a bath, take a bath, take a bath, I don't want to wash, they give me a bath, I want you to stay with me for a while, I won't let go, as long as I don't let go, you won't be able to get out..."

Chi Feichi: "..."

Speaking of which, this venue is a bit too clean, almost like a place where people live.

On the other hand, giant pandas secrete oil to protect their skin. Frequent bathing will wash off a lot of hair and the protective layer of the skin. It looks clean, but it will reduce immunity.

In China, the breeding sites are all imitating the wild environment. Giant pandas like to roll in puddles, they like to roll in puddles, they like to climb trees, they can climb trees, they like to play with mud, they play with mud, and they play dirty. This is probably the most comfortable.

"May I help you communicate?" Chi Feichi asked.

"Okay..." The panda still didn't let go.

Chi Feichi couldn't do anything, he held the giant panda firmly with one hand, got up on the ground with one hand, and negotiated with the others.

Negotiations failed.

Others won't believe that this is the will of the giant panda, and Chi Feichi doesn't want to be treated as a snake-sperm disease, so he explained the situation from the perspective of immunity and psychological state.

But whether it is climbing a tree or taking a bath, the zoo side has its own reasons - afraid of climbing a tree and an accident, can't bear it, the giant panda is dirty and afraid of being said to be poorly cared for, and even said that the temperature in the venue can be controlled , will not let the giant panda catch a cold.

It makes sense. Chi Feichi couldn't refute it. Zoos do have their own difficulties.

The only thing they agreed to consider was rolling mud pits. The zoo thought it was possible to create a clean mud pit, that is, the kind of mud that needs to be screened, or to take a bath after rolling.

After listening to Chi Feichi's retelling, the giant panda hugged Chi Feichi's arms, "Forget it, they don't understand my heart..."

Chi Feichi was a little helpless. If it was smaller, it wouldn't be awkward to hold it. Holding such a big panda, he felt very strange, "Duanzi, can you come down first?"

"I'll go down if you don't run."

"I'm not running."

"Mr. Chi, its name is..." The breeder was about to remind Chi Feichi that he had called the wrong name when he saw the giant panda obediently crawling down.

Chi Fei went to the place where the bamboo was placed, and the pandas followed.

"Eat by yourself." Chi Feichi picked out a bamboo and handed it over.

The giant panda obediently took the bamboo again, and bit it, "By the way, how do you know I'm homesick?"

"I feel it," Chi Feichi sat directly aside and handed the panda a bamboo, his eyes were calm, "You might be able to go back, but I will never go back."

The giant panda stopped eating the bamboo and looked up at Chi Feichi, "It should be convenient for you humans to go back, right?"

"It sounds complicated." Chi Fei lowered his eyes.

He can pass, but he will never have that identity, he is just a foreigner.

Over there, a group of people looked at one giant panda sitting side by side and looked at each other.

Have you started to eat?

This... Could it be that the giant panda disliked the original name and became angry?

"It does seem to be a psychological reason," an old man said, "but I have to check my body and observe it for two more days."

The other old man looked at Takuma Soma and said with a smile, "Professor Soma's students are really good. He found the disease so quickly and helped him adjust it."

"Alas, we are getting old..." Someone else sighed.

Takuma Soma squinted his eyes, "The consultant is really talented in veterinary medicine, and he is very popular with animals. He also raised a snake, which is well-tame..."

The next second, the smile on Soma's face froze, and he took two steps forward, "Consultant... Snake, Feichi?"

Feichi heard someone call it, and probed from the collar.

The giant panda looked at Xiangma Tuo, then turned to see Feichi, thumped back and rolled around with the bamboo in his arms, "Mom, there are snakes!"

Chi Feichi: "..."

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Is this frightening?

He looked like he was acting cute...

The group of people over there didn't dare to move again, for fear of scaring snakes or pandas.

However, it turns out that the giant panda is really cute. After rolling over, he rolled back with two more bamboos and handed it to Chi Feichi and Feichi with his paws. "I almost forgot, oh, do you eat?"

Some people are afraid of snakes, but in the eyes of giant pandas, snakes and people are different animals. If they don't feel malicious and dangerous, they won't be too afraid.

Chi Feichi said to Fei Equator, "It invites you to eat bamboo."

Feichi retracted under Chi Feichi's clothes and said speechlessly, "Master~www.NovelMTL.com~ Do you think I can eat bamboo?"

"It doesn't eat." Chi Feichi relayed for Feichi.

"Okay, I guess you won't be able to eat it either. You can't bite it." The panda turned around, pulled in the bamboo, found a bamboo shoot and handed it to Chi Feichi, "What about this one? Can you bite it?"

"I don't eat it, it doesn't matter if I can bite or can't bite," Chi Feichi explained. "Humans eat raw bamboo shoots, and eating them in moderation is not life-threatening, but raw bamboo shoots contain a lot of indigestible cellulose and oxalic acid. Oxalic acid and calcium, iron, zinc and other minerals form complexes that are difficult to dissolve and absorb, which will affect the body's normal function of absorbing calcium and iron..."

Seeing that the giant panda was in a stable state, the person standing by the side wanted to go forward to check the situation, but as soon as they got close, they heard Chi Feichi talking about the giant panda in a serious manner.

Qi Qi was silent.

After a while, an old man said, "Cough, it seems that Mr. Chi really treats animals as friends."

Takuma Soma was silent. What should I say, their consultants always felt that they could communicate with animals and plants...

"Oxalic acid can easily combine with calcium in the human body to form stones..."

"...Eating it will increase the burden on the stomach and stomach, causing gastric bleeding and esophageal variceal bleeding, especially patients with liver cirrhosis should pay more attention..."

"Patients with digestive tract diseases are prone to indigestion, bloating, acid regurgitation and other uncomfortable symptoms after eating bamboo shoots. Excessive consumption may cause complications such as hematemesis and melena...".

The giant panda listened blankly to Chi Feichi's popular science, "Then do you have any diseases?"

"No," Chi Feichi patted the giant panda's brain wide, "but you must cherish your body, your body is very important."