Comprehensive experience of time and space

Qiao Feng was moving things out of the trunk. He raised his head in confusion and said, "This carriage is too weak. I saw that it didn't have a lock. It seemed to be stuck. I didn't expect that it would become like this with a little force. Sister Lan, don't be angry." , I’ll get it back to its original shape.”

Yun Lan quickly ran over to stop him, "Don't! Don't! Don't! Hero! Brother! Please don't touch my car!"

Qiao Feng laughed happily, "Mei Lan, you are finally willing to call me big brother again!"

Yun Lan was so distressed that she almost shed tears. She touched the deformed car cover and sighed in her heart, not daring to let Qiao Feng move around any more. It was almost dawn when the two of them went back to their rooms to rest, so Yun Lan had to call and ask for a day off. After waking up, she used her mobile phone to go online and download Children's Cognition, and followed the step-by-step instructions mentioned above to help Qiao Feng understand the things around him.

"Brother, you can keep your long hair, but you have to change your outfit. No one will go out in ancient clothes now, and look how hot it is outside. You are wearing several layers." Yun Lan said at Qiao Feng's Under strong request, she put on long-sleeved pants and not even slippers. She could only wear sneakers that did not expose her feet. She felt like she was going to faint from the heat!

"Oh, by the way, your clothes are dirty. If you want to keep them, wash them in the washing machine."

Qiao Feng frowned and looked at the dirty clothes. He really wanted to wash them, "Where is the chicken?"

"What chicken?"

"Didn't you mean the laundry chicken? Why didn't you hear the crow of a chicken this morning? The chickens in this country are different from those in the Song Dynasty. Can they still wash clothes?"

Yun Lan looked at him for a while, beckoned him and led him to the bathroom to pat the old-fashioned double-tub washing machine, "Now, this is a washing machine, it is a machine, not the kind of chicken you eat;

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Qiao Feng touched it carefully, "Machine?"

"As for the machine... don't ask so many questions first. I'll tell you bit by bit. You just need to know how to use these things! Just like turning on the lights or flushing the toilet, you don't need to know why, as long as you know how to use them. Okay, you know? Come on, let’s go watch TV. You can just watch TV if you have nothing to do while I’m at work.”

Yun Lan turned on the TV and realized that she had forgotten to pay the cable fee. She squatted on the ground and rummaged through the TV cabinet, "There are no good TV programs. I don't know if this VCD can be used. I'll give it a try."

"Huh? There are "The Divine Condor" and "Yitian" here. Although there are only a few discs, you probably haven't seen them, so just think of them as passing the time." Yun Lan wiped the VCD clean and put the disc into fast forward, and it was just right Let Yang Guo charge towards the camera with his sword in hand.

Qiao Feng was startled and immediately rolled over to the sofa and took a stance, "Mei Lan, get out of the way!"

Yun Lan couldn't help but burst into laughter, "Brother, this is the TV I just mentioned. This, yes, this is an opera singer. Have you ever seen an opera? Acting is not real. Look." She put her hand on The screen snapped and nothing happened.

Qiao Feng frowned and sat back on the sofa, looking at the pictures on the TV seriously. Yun Lan was cooking in the kitchen, and occasionally heard him pointing out that the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms used by Guo Jing were wrong. She wondered why Huang Rong was the leader of the Beggar Clan, and was angry that the Beggar Clan was in such decline now!

Yun Lan was amused by his remarks from time to time, and suddenly felt that it was quite fun to have an ancient person in the family. When she sat down and put the food on the table, she found that Qiao Feng's chest was heaving, his eyes were staring at the screen with tears in his eyes, and his fists were clenched tightly. She looked at the TV and saw that Xiangyang City had been breached and Guo Jing and Huang Rong were dead.

After the disc was finished, Qiao Feng looked at the remaining disc on the TV cabinet and said, "What is this about? Sister Lan, look at this."

Yun Lan helped him change the disc and taught him a lesson so that he could watch it at home later. Unfortunately, this disc was showing Zhu Yuanzhang leading his army to overthrow the Yuan Dynasty and establish the Ming Dynasty. After reading it, Qiao Feng frowned and remained silent for a long time.

"Mei Lan, you said they are opera singers. Why would the class leader make up such a play? Does the emperor not care about them and allow them to act randomly like this?"

Yun Lan now fully believes that he is an ancient person. She feels that if he is pretending not to be so similar, there will be no flaws at all. It must be hard for a Song person to accept that the Song Dynasty is no longer around, right? However, she still used the historical knowledge she could remember to tell him, "The Song Dynasty fell, and then there were the Yuan Dynasty, the Ming Dynasty, the Qing Dynasty, the Republic of China, and then now. It's been a thousand years since the Song Dynasty, and it's not the same as before. Same, there is no emperor, by the way, you must remember, there are no gangs and beggar gangs now, you must not show your martial arts skills when you are outside, even if you use moves, don't use your internal strength, otherwise you will be arrested. "

"I won't hurt anyone randomly."

"It's not a matter of hurting people, it's a matter of martial arts. No one knows martial arts now, let alone internal strength. If you use it, you will be targeted, and you don't have an ID card, uh, a household registration;

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Qiao Feng leaned on the sofa slumped, "The Song Dynasty is dead...why am I still alive? Why am I here? Why doesn't Sister Lan recognize me?"

Yun Lan felt a little blocked as she listened to him muttering to herself, and she was also a little envious of the girl Lan he mentioned. How difficult is it to find someone so infatuated in today's society? She has never met a good man that suits her heart.

Yun Lan and Xiao Lin spent a lot of effort to get an ID card for Qiao Feng. Yun Lan told Xiao Lin to keep the matter secret. Xiao Lin agreed immediately because she just wanted to see what the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms looked like. , but was rejected by Yun Lan, "Do you think you're looking at a gorilla?"

Yun Lan had no relatives anymore. When she came back after picking up Qiao Feng, she didn't plan to rent a house in the city for the time being, so she and Qiao Feng tidied up the bungalow in the suburbs. They changed everything that needed to be replaced and added everything that needed to be added. Added. When the two of them got along, Qiao Feng would make trouble from time to time, which made Yun Lan laugh and cry. She started by teaching him how to squeeze out toothpaste, and carefully introduced him to the toilet paper, body soap, hair dryer, refrigerator, water dispenser, etc. at home. There were a lot of jokes because of the differences between men and women.

It was already two months after Yun Lan taught him simple Chinese characters and pinyin. By then, Qiao Feng had already accepted the reality and no longer said that modern times were Fanbang. But he firmly believes that he killed Lan Mei, and Yun Lan is the reincarnation of Lan Mei.

Yun Lan was noncommittal about this. After all, with the same name and the same appearance, he might actually be reincarnated! She just asked him to change his name and ignored his theory of reincarnation. She equipped Qiao Feng with a computer and allowed him to surf the Internet. She even listed some untrue examples for him to see, "Brother, although there is everything on the Internet, not all information is true. If you don't understand anything, just come here." Ask me, and you will understand everything after a long time.”

Qiao Feng clicked on a few web pages and quickly closed them. He was blushing at the sexy advertisements that popped up on the web pages. "Ahem, okay, I understand. Thank you Lan'er."

Once a habit is formed, it is difficult to change it, and the same goes for people. Yun Lan is used to seeing Qiao Feng practicing martial arts in the yard every morning, is used to Qiao Feng's occasional old sayings, and is used to Qiao Feng calling her Lan'er. Take great care of her...

Xiaolin advised Yunlan not to fall into this trap, and taught Qiao Feng that everything she had learned in modern times had already been done, and she should help him find a job and a house so that he could move out. After all, falling in love and getting married are not child's play. If you find an ancient person, cultural differences, concepts and thoughts will all be problems! Yun Lan also knew that Xiaolin was right, but when she thought about asking Qiao Feng to move away and that the two of them would not see each other for ten days and a half in the next ten days and a half, she felt empty in her heart. She thought that Xiaolin's reminder was too late. She was probably already tempted.

Yun Lan has never been one to back down. If you are tempted, you should seize the opportunity. So what if you have differences in ideas? There was no ideological difference between the modern people I met, but hadn't she never been tempted? What makes it difficult for her is that although Qiao Feng is very kind to her and has admiration in his eyes, he never expresses his feelings! ! And she herself has never been in love, and she doesn’t know how to chase boys. Should she just rush over and say "I like you"!

After her unreliable best friend Xiaolin learned about her troubles, she gave her a secret guide to chasing men from a novel. Yun Lan thought it was some kind of classic, so after reading it carefully, she decided to try every trick mentioned above.

The first move: discharge!

Yun Lan walked around the room, wiping dust and drinking a glass of water. When Qiao Feng looked over, she immediately shyly looked back and smiled brightly! As a result, an hour later, Qiao Feng asked her doubtfully: "Lan'er, did you encounter any happy events today? Is it the...salary increase you mentioned?"

"Huh? No."

"Then why are you laughing so excitedly?"

"..." After drinking too much water, Yun Lan silently turned around and went to the bathroom;

The second trick: beautiful and elegant!

Yun Lan went to a full-body spa, permed and curled her hair, put on a newly bought close-fitting dress, necklace, and high heels, and drove back to her residence. She cheered herself up, picked up her bag and walked into the living room with her chest raised and her head raised. Every move she made imitated the white, rich and beautiful co-stars in idol dramas. She was so tall!

As a result, Qiao Feng took one look at her and immediately took off his shirt and put it on her body, "Lan'er, you forgot to bring your clothes? The temperature has dropped in the past few days, so don't freeze."

"..."

The third trick: sweet singing voice!

Yun Lan bought a complete set of home karaoke and asked Qiao Feng to request songs together, singing one love song after another.

As a result, two people were seen kissing in the MV... Qiao Feng frowned more and more, picked up the remote control and turned off the TV.

Yun Lan was singing enthusiastically when she turned her head blankly, "What's wrong?"

"Immoral!"

"..."

Yun Lan thought about the "bright personality", "noble taste", "ambiguous eyes" and so on in the secret book. As soon as she thought about it, she could think of how Qiao Fengfeng choked her. She immediately ignored everything and stood up. He yelled, "Why are you so stupid? Do you like me or not?"

"You...Lan'er, how can you say such words?"

"I don't care! Let's make it clear today, do you like me? Do you want to be my boyfriend?"

Seeing that she seemed angry, Qiao Feng stood up helplessly and said, "Lan'er, I, I don't know how to say those words, but in my heart you are my wife."

Yun Lan blushed suddenly, thinking of her stupidity just now, she just wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl into it. At this time, Qiao Feng also understood the reason for her recent strange behavior. He stepped forward to hold her in his arms and whispered in her ear: "Lan'er, marry me and let me accompany you for the rest of your life."

With the warm embrace, the dim light, and the most touching words of love, Yun Lan nodded in confusion. It wasn't until Qiao Feng took him to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate that he looked at the group photo in the little red book in shock. She, she, she, was actually married? She hasn’t been in love yet! And when did Qiao Feng know so much? Can you abduct her and get married? Will the next step be to abduct her to give birth to a baby? !

"Lan'er, I know that getting a certificate and a wedding are two different things, but you can't be considered married until you get a certificate. Don't worry, the wedding will be according to your wishes. I will take care of you, love you, and watch every day with you in the future. Sunset."

This sentence seems to be a line from the idol drama two days ago! However, looking at Qiao Feng's loving eyes, Yun Lan silently swallowed her protest and slowly leaned over with a blushing face.

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