Behind the Scenes: I Created the God Sequence
Chapter 40 Everyone here should become a happy clown
"Experimental sequence 007: Clown"
"Gender: Male"
"Source: Circus"
"F-class potion formula: 10 ml of the heart blood of the howler + the spirit of the trick pocket watch + 30 ml of the tears of the person who reached the peak of bliss + appropriate amount of medicine..."
"Symptoms of taking medicine: the clown makeup on the face is permanently solidified, the seven emotions and six desires are cut off, and only the extreme joy can be felt. The laughter is very contagious and bewitching..."
At this time, the clown on the stage suddenly screamed.
It turned out that he slipped and made a mistake. The kitchen knife that was thrown in turn fell from mid-air and directly cut off his left palm.
Pah~
The broken half of the palm fell to the ground, and the scarlet blood gushed out, splashing on the faces of the audience in the first row.
Hiss!
The audience gasped in unison, staring with their eyes wide open, and the huge performance hall was instantly silent as death.
Performance accident? !
The circus leader Kafess could no longer sit still. He stood up instantly, his face gloomy, his green eyes staring fiercely at the clown on the stage, his expression ferocious.
Such an important performance was actually messed up by this bastard?
It seems that the lesson I taught you last time was too light!
In this circus, the leader Kafess is the absolute authority. After all, these actors were bought by him and belonged to his personal "private property". He can deal with them as he pleases.
Take the clown Jack for example. Kafess bought him from his parents who like to abuse children and are greedy for money.
The reason why Jack is still as tall as a ten-year-old child when he was ten years old is that when he was ten years old, his father was curious about whether the height of the stairs could kill him, so he pushed him down the stairs, causing multiple fractures all over his body.
When Kafess bought Jack, Jack thought his bad life had taken a turn for the better, but it turned out that he had just left the wolf's den and entered the tiger's den.
It is worth mentioning that
The largest part of Captain Kafes's personal luggage was various torture instruments for torturing people and animals, which was the nightmare of every circus member.
However, the next moment, the clown on the unicycle stretched out his left hand again, and the palm that was cut off by the kitchen knife was intact!
Clown Jack grinned again, and the laughter echoed endlessly: "Hehehe~"
"Hahahaha~"
The audience was stunned and burst into warm applause again.
"Good!"
"It's wonderful!"
"This clown is so great that he can even do magic!"
Captain Kafes turned from anger to joy when he saw this. He didn't expect that this idiot was finally smart once.
Originally, he was thinking of smashing Jack's knees after the performance and letting him play the beggar to beg for money for himself.
Kafes smiled with satisfaction and sat back in his original position.
Li Xiang stretched out his finger and smeared the scarlet blood on the notebook. With a smile on his face, he continued to write in the notebook:
"Symptoms of taking medicine: The clown inherited the body regeneration ability of the howler, and the broken palm was completely restored after fifteen seconds..."
"The clown used emotional changes to incite the audience and play with people's hearts, especially the leader Kafis, who was falling into the tricks woven by the clown step by step."
"This is enough to prove that the clown Jack inherited the insidiousness and viciousness of the trick pocket watch..."
On the stage, the clown Jack jumped off the unicycle lightly and came to the crowd.
He grinned, and the scarlet corners of his mouth grinned to the roots of his ears: "Hehehe, next I will perform a thrilling magic called one mouthful of a person!"
"Which audience is willing to cooperate with the performance?"
As soon as the voice fell, the audience raised their hands one after another, excited.
"Me, me, me!"
"I'm good at magic!"
"You're just a pro, I'm a professional!"
"What do you mean by one person at a time? Do you mean swallowing a person in one mouthful?"
"How is that possible? How can a person's mouth be that big!"
"......"
On the stage, Jack the Clown's eyes passed over Li Xiang, looked at Kaifis next to him, bowed and said, "Dear leader, Mr. Kaifis, I wonder if you can honor me as the first guest of the magic show?"
Faced with Jack the Clown's compliment, Kaifis was very pleased and nodded arrogantly, "Yes."
Jack the Clown's eyes flashed, and he laughed devilishly, "Hehe, please invite the honorable Mr. Kaifis to the stage!"
The crowd burst into warm applause.
Of course, it is not ruled out that someone was making trouble, after all, Kaifis is a 180-pound ball, and his belly is bigger than a ten-month pregnancy.
One person at a time?
If anyone can really swallow this fat ball into his stomach in one mouthful, he will really be on the "Approaching Science" column.
Moreover, Kafes is the head of this circus. Inviting the head to be a guest performer will naturally be suspected of "asking for favors".
Kafes walked onto the stage amid the envy, ridicule and suspicion of the crowd. Every step he took, the fat on his belly trembled slightly.
When he stood next to Jack the Clown, the sharp contrast of their figures caught the audience's eyes, making people laugh and cry.
"Hee hee hee hee~"
Jack the Clown opened his scarlet mouth, bowed to the audience, and said: "Mr. Kafes is the head of our circus and the elder I respect the most."
"You only need to look at Mr. Kafes' weight to know how much he means to me."
Hahahaha!
The audience burst into laughter again.
Kafes narrowed his eyes slightly when he heard this, and a sense of offended anger surged in his eyes.
But standing on the stage at this moment, he really couldn't get angry.
Clown Jack seemed to be unaware of this. He pointed to his scarlet mouth and continued:
"Now, I will swallow the extremely heavy Mr. Kafes through my mouth and let him live in my heart forever!"
Boom!
As soon as this was said, the whole audience was in an uproar.
"Fuck, you really swallow people with your mouth!"
"And it's a big fat ball!"
"That's nonsense. I bet 50 cents that you can't swallow this ball!"
"..."
Seeing that everyone's emotions were aroused, Clown Jack smiled and said, "Since everyone doesn't believe it, let's make a bet."
"If I can swallow Mr. Kafes in one bite, everyone here will become a happy clown!"
"If I can't swallow Mr. Kafes in one bite, today's circus tickets will be refunded at the original price!"
Clatter!
As soon as the voice fell, the audience was in an uproar.
"Hahaha, return the money, is that true?"
"Okay, we'll bet with you!"
"Oh my god, I'll work for nothing tonight! The circus director is going to cry in the toilet."
"It's a deal, Jack the Clown, I want to work in the circus too!"
Keffis' face turned green when he heard that, and he was almost pissed off to death on the spot.
He lowered his voice viciously and threatened Jack the Clown in his ear: "Damn idiot, you'd better end it perfectly, otherwise I'll dig up your eggs and feed them to the dogs!"
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