Becoming the richest man starts with making complaints
Chapter 103 My System
"Boom!"
Cao Shen threw the system on his shoulders to the ground, dragged the quilt and threw it on her, and sighed:
"Just you, put two thumbtacks on the washboard, what's there to see!"
Mr. Cao raised his eyebrows, he never thought that one day his system would be transformed into a human being!
System was wrapped in a quilt and his head was lowered.
[I told you I don’t want to upgrade! You insist on giving birth to me! Look, what I look like now! 】
Cao Shen looked at the system: "You have no face, what can you do..."
Yes, the current system has no face, just a round head, similar to a toy robot.
Without facial features, there would be no mouth, so Cao Shen could only communicate mentally with the system.
The system sat silently on the ground, just like watching a silent movie, very funny.
[Woooooooooo, not only am I shameless now, I also have short arms and legs, and my body is not fully developed]
Cao Shen looked at the system. Although he wanted to ask about the result of the upgrade, although the system was now faceless, he could feel a very depressed mood.
Just be a human being and give me some comfort first:
"Short arms and short legs are actually quite cute. Isn't it popular for lolita girls now? It's fine and good. Once the face grows, it will become normal."
【No! I want long legs! 】
The system made famous gestures with its two arms in front of its chest.
【Even bigger breasts! 】
"Big breasts? Don't tell me that you have gender differences. You can't tell at all!"
Cao Shen recalled carefully and found that there was indeed nothing!
【snort! Women are prettier than men! Of course I chose a female character!
Moreover, when I am complete in the future, I will be able to have whatever I want just like human beings! 】
Cao Shen rubbed his nose: "Okay, as long as you are happy.
The system turned its face to the side and folded its arms.
【I'm not happy, very unhappy】
Cao Shen could imagine that if the system had a face, she would be pouting and crying now.
The system lay on the ground, beating the ground.
[I am really the most miserable person in the system, and I transformed into this. People are obviously looking forward to it, and when everything is perfect, it will come out and blind your human eyes, but the result is like this!
How dare I act as a system!
No, I have no face! Ying Ying Ying! 】
System suddenly raised his head and clenched his fists.
Although he had no face, Cao Shen clearly felt that the small universe was on the verge of going berserk with anger.
Sure enough, the next moment, the system said angrily
【I want revenge! Host, don’t stop me, no one can stop me!
Taotao Technology, right? go to hell! 】
At this time, the first "New Year's blessing red envelope" activity of the Spring Festival Gala began, and the first round was sponsored by Taotao Technology.
The audience in front of the TV held their mobile phones, opened Taobao Pay, and waited for luck to come.
The host shouted: "Get ready, three, two, one!"
Click, click, click, the audience began to shake their phones desperately.
However, this time, Taobao payment crashed...
The host was not Sadako. They couldn't see the stunned MMP expressions on the audience's faces through the TV, and continued to shout enthusiastically:
“Let’s do it again, who will win the second red envelope rain!
Ready, three, two, one! "
However, at this time, Taobao payment cannot even be opened...
Crazy poking at the LOGO, it's like the computer has crashed, without any ripples.
Zhao Rui, who was holding his mobile phone in front of the TV and poking at the logo of his product, did not dare to look at Chairman Tao Jiang at this time.
I roared in my heart, Impossible! impossible!
They have rehearsed it several times, how could something go wrong! What went wrong!
Tao Jiang's face was so gloomy that water dripped from his face, and he slapped the table hard: "Why don't you go check it out! How can you give out red envelopes while you're sitting here!"
Zhao Rui was so startled by the sound that he jumped up and ran away without looking back, saying: "Right away, right away!"
The host of the Spring Festival Gala had a flash of surprise on his face. The director had just told him through the headset that Taobao had a bug and could not be opened at all.
All the viewers felt lonely, and in anger, they deleted it from Taobao.
The director of the Spring Festival Gala was also furious. Look at the investment team, what kind of rubbish sponsors they have recruited!
If such a big accident happens, just wait for the anger of the leaders in the station!
There are still two rounds of the first round of red envelope rain, and it is obvious that Taobao cannot be used anymore, otherwise it will be criticized severely without waiting until the end of the Spring Festival Gala, and there will be overwhelming ridicule.
The Spring Festival Gala is already getting worse year by year. Every time it is held, it is complained about, but it cannot be made worse.
So under the direct decision of the director, the host received the signal: "Let Tongfu Bao take the lead!"
The big screen of the Spring Festival Gala immediately switched to the logo of Youxin.
The host also immediately cooperated:
“Just now, it was just an appetizer, now let’s serve the red envelope dinner.
Dear audience friends, please open your friends letter! "
Another host immediately received:
"Maybe, everyone has already opened your friend letter!
While watching the Spring Festival Gala, chatting with relatives and friends!
Now, let us raise our mobile phones and prepare, one, two, three!
New Year blessings from Tongfubao, rain of red envelopes! "
Tao Jiang also opened Friendship and followed the TV with his mobile phone. He didn't believe it. Everything was ready, including DDOS attacks and digging optical cables. Will Youxin be able to bloom?
If you want to bring them down, let’s bring them down together!
"Ding!"
Tao Jiang took a look and saw a lot of flowers blooming from the red envelope, and nine characters popped out:
New Year blessings, money to spend, fifty cents!
"MMP!" Tao Jiang slammed the phone and dropped it to the ground.
Click, click, click! It's the sound of a broken screen...
During the Spring Festival Gala, Tongfubao added 150 million users, bringing the total number of users to 250 million, surpassing Tao Pay to become the largest payment application in Dongguo.
As for Taotao Technology, it was met with overwhelming ridicule and doubts on the first day of the new year. Here, the Spring Festival Gala program team also made a special statement and immediately took the blame.
Taiwan is a serious official media. If it is second in influence, no one dares to say that it is first. They firmly stood on their own side and accused Taobao Pay and the Stamped Spring Festival Gala program crew of being the victims.
The national television station also spoke out, and other media immediately understood what was correct and quickly followed suit.
Not only is public opinion putting great pressure on Taotao Technology, but their own website is down...
At first, the Taotao APP could not be opened, and later I found that the website could not be opened for a long time. A day later, Taotao’s official website simply displayed the words “Website Upgrade and Maintenance.”
Zhao Rui is already very worried because he hasn't found out what the problem is yet! All his technical knowledge cannot explain the cause of all this. Is this the current technology of mankind?
But he can explain that this cliff is the work of Cao Shen! But there was no evidence. Taotao Technology was wrong in the first place and did not dare to question Cao Shen openly.
Zhao Rui had no choice but to comfort himself. Fortunately, everything happened during the Spring Festival. During this festival, Taotao has no business, so the losses are not big and can be recovered.
The system took revenge, but Cao Shen now had another headache.
One person, one system, now in Wuya, how can this shameless humanoid system be brought back to Beiji!
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