Becoming the richest man starts with making complaints
Chapter 102 Miracle
The people at this table today have very different identities, they are the second generation among the second generation.
This group of people usually have eyes on the top of their heads, but they are extremely enthusiastic towards Cao Shen.
This is strength. Mr. Cao was actually invited by Cen Feng. It’s so rare!
When I was happy, I opened my mouth to drink. At this time, everyone was blushing and drinking.
Cao Shen originally didn't like this kind of occasion, but when he saw that these people were too enthusiastic, he reluctantly tried to socialize with them. After all, this body was worth a thousand cups.
This ability to drink has convinced everyone here again. The drunk man slapped the table and cried, saying that he had not served well.
Therefore, wine is not a good thing. Drinking too much will not only make a mistake but also make you lose your temper.
As much as Cen Feng was talking nonsense tonight, you would never imagine what he is like in normal times.
After dinner, these drunkards played dart relay, Russian roulette, Paris Tower, start well and finish well, heads-up, bullfight...
Cao Shen looked at the madness in this scene and thought it was ridiculous!
So Mr. Cao pretended to be drunk and escaped under the pretext of work.
He still had to go back to watch the Spring Festival Gala, after all, Tongfubao was the sponsor.
Taking advantage of the product purchasing peak before the Spring Festival, "Today's Worth Buying" has gained a large number of users. Coupled with the red envelope function, there are now about 100 million users who have bound their bank cards to use Tongfubao.
I hope this data will rise again after tonight!
But just as he was walking in the alleyway back to the room, he was grabbed by Cen Feng. The naked man was carrying a bottle of wine and rushed over to Cao Shen, hugging Cao Shen and crying.
"Brother Cao, you don't know how hard my life is!" You, an indescribable second generation, have everything you want, you are miserable! Cao Shen tried to push him away, but Cen Feng grabbed him hard, and the two sat on the ground together.
Cen Feng leaned in Cao Shen's arms:
"Let me tell you, despite my reputation in public, I am actually very miserable.
Have I told you about the bad things going on in my family?
My mother is a ballerina, a top-notch dancer, so beautiful...
At that time, my father also fought against everyone's opinion to marry my mother, but within a few years he started to have sex.
You don’t know how messy my house is! How miserable my mother's life was, but she couldn't get a divorce.
I've felt it since I was a fucking child, what it means to have a broken family! No, the one in my house is not broken, it is broken sand!
Look at me, look at me! "
Cen Feng grabbed Cao Shen's collar, pulled him closer to him, pointed at his nose and howled:
“My dad had enough fucking fun and told me that relationships are bullshit!
He arranged my marriage, my wife, hey!
Man, I am miserable, so miserable.
Look at my beauty and arrogance, but brother, I have no freedom.
I really envy you, you are an orphan..."
Cao Shen: "..."
Cen Feng became more and more enthusiastic as he spoke, his face covered with snot and tears. Cao Shen silently took out his mobile phone and took a few photos.
At this moment, the system suddenly spoke.
[Host, I was attacked by a large-scale DDOS! In addition, our data center is offline! 】
Cao Shen pushed Cen Feng away, who was still leaning on him, and turned around and entered the house. ‘6’ ‘9’ ‘s’ ‘h’ ‘u’ ‘x’ ‘.’ ‘c’ ‘o’ ‘m’
Kong Liu Cen Feng fell to the ground naked and continued to howl.
"Tell me clearly what's going on!"
[I am currently undergoing a large-scale DDOS attack by a botnet. They send a large number of service requests, forcing me to process a large amount of data.
If this continues, I will not have time to process the real user data, which will cause delays or data loss when users use our services! Said very anxiously]
"Can't you resist DDOS attacks?"
[Host, I am not a system built to handle DDOS. I am forced to do cloud computing. How did I know that human beings are so insidious, evil, cunning and shameless that they would come to cause destruction! My current version does not have this feature! He said anxiously and aggrievedly]
"Do you know who did it?"
【Taotao! 】
"Shit! They are just here for tonight's Spring Festival Gala event!" Cao Shen was pressed for time and asked how the system knew the initiator. He believed in the system's judgment and solved the problem first.
[The data center was disconnected because the optical cable was damaged]
"Spread your computing power. YouXin's service can be slower. Later, during the Spring Festival Gala red envelope event, there may be tens of thousands of red envelopes per second. Can you withstand it?"
[Host, I can’t...
I'm already having a hard time dealing with DDOS attacks. This is the first time I've encountered such a thing. I'm so angry! 】
"System, can you upgrade? When you couldn't carry it last time, didn't you just upgrade? I'll give you health points, upgrade!"
[But host, I don’t want to upgrade in this situation]
"Why? Haven't you always wanted to earn life points? Don't you want it anymore?"
[I want to make money, but in this case my upgrade will be very incomplete, probably like the kind of forced breakthrough in fantasy novels where the power is not in place.
Don’t you remember, it took me most of a day to upgrade last time.
This time I was attacked and the upgrade could only be completed in ten minutes.
I will be very incomplete, I don’t want to make an incomplete system! Wuwuwu said in a very embarrassed tone]
"System, yours is incomplete. Can you spend your health points to repair it in the future?"
【OK……】
"Then you upgrade now! I will use my life to repair it for you in the future!"
[Host, I will be incomplete in the future, so you can’t dislike me. Said very uneasily]
"I don't dislike you. You are my system. How can I dislike you? You have helped me a lot."
[Host, this is a forced upgrade, which requires six years of health, which is not cost-effective.
In normal times, four years of normal upgrade is enough. Do you want to consider the life you have worked so hard to save?
Said very sincerely.
There is a cost to using DDOS attacks. They can’t attack me forever. I guess they will be fine after tonight]
"System, upgrade. Now, immediately!"
【good】
The sound of the system is very weak, and it can be heard that it really does not want to upgrade at this time.
But Cao Shen can't do it. The national audience of the Spring Festival Gala must not lose!
Isn't it just a waste of two more years of life? I want you to repay it twice as much!
Boom, boom, boom, Cen Feng, who was still drunk and crazy, knocked on the door outside.
Cao Shen was in no mood to pay attention to him and was anxiously waiting for the system upgrade to be completed.
The longest ten minutes in my life, accompanied by the banging on the door, made me irritated and restless.
Suddenly, with a bang, the door was knocked open by Cen Feng, a lunatic!
He watched Cao Shen's eyes widen and his mouth opened in surprise.
Cao Shen, at this time, was holding a naked man!
He was so small that he couldn't see his face with his head resting on Cao Shen's shoulder.
Cen Feng almost subconsciously slammed the door, and he was sober.
What the hell!
I prepared so many long legs, but Mr. Cao didn’t even look at them, and he didn’t play with us either. It turned out to be a good thing! I like short-legged little lolita!
But this is too young, right? Thirteen? fourteen?
Cao Shen is a beast!
Wait, this is on a boat. There are no animals bringing people up. How did they get up?
Swimming up? Or maybe we were all too drunk to notice...
【Ah ah ah ah ah! 】
The system screamed in the mind of the beast Cao Shen.
[Thief Cao, you have seen me all, ahhhhhh! 】
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