All my disciples are sand sculpture players

"what's the situation?"Many players looked confused.

Then they felt the ground shaking, and the woods in the distance were shaking violently. It seemed that countless monsters were coming crazily!

"Hurry up and cover your backpack!!!"At this time, the player of ID Evolution was the first to react and hurriedly yelled

"Ouch!"When Beef Noodles just covered his backpack, a black panther was already crazy and rushed over with scarlet eyes, aiming straight at Beef Noodles.

"Black Panther? Hasn't this guy always liked sneak attacks? Why are you rushing towards me like crazy?"

"What are you doing standing there in a daze? Take action!"

"Do it!"

……

The players were startled and hurriedly took action, killing the black panther with three strikes and five strikes.

What the player didn't expect at all was that the black panther didn't even look at the player before it died. It just pounced on the beef noodles like crazy. Until it died, a pair of leopard eyes were still staring at the beef noodles.

Or.

The backpack in Beef Noodle's hand

"what happened?"Many players couldn't understand it, but at this time, the players had no time to think too much.

Because monster beasts rushed in crazily and pounced directly on the players. The number directly exceeded more than a dozen!

There were still monsters in the distance. There are monsters coming in a steady stream

"The armed color team comes forward!"

"Where is my big sword? Damn, where did you put it?!"

"Quick, shoot the ice arrows!"

……

The players were in a hurry, facing a steady stream of monsters coming from all directions. After an hour of bloody fighting, they finally eliminated all the monsters.

Although seven or eight players were killed, the corpses of monsters on the ground exceeded hundreds.

"what happened? Why are these monsters rushing over like crazy?"

"how could I know!"

"We have cleared out a lot of monsters around here. These monsters must have been running all the way from further away?"

……

The players were all confused.

The player with the ID Evolution flashed his eyes and locked onto Beef Noodles' backpack.

"I know the reason. Everyone follow me into the Lingwu Chariot and close the door!"Under the command of Evolution, the players did not care about the bodies of the monsters, but hurriedly got into the Lingwu chariot.

"really!"After entering the Lingwu chariot, Evolution immediately opened Beef Noodle's backpack and reached out to dig out a dark golden unknown substance in the backpack.

At this time, the dark golden unknown substance seemed to have changed. It looked like jelly before, but now But it's a bit like ice cream. The color has also changed from golden to dark gold.

"It is these things that attract monsters! According to my testing...this……"

Before he finished speaking about the theory of evolution, he was interrupted by the farmer.

"Hold the grass, isn’t this a piece of SH? What a magical SH! This is my first time seeing you!"The farmer came to the conclusion very professionally.

"What?"

"What?"

Beef Noodles and players are dumbfounded

"Hold the grass, I worked hard and survived for 16 hours. Can you tell me the result? Did I come back carrying a lot of shit?"Everyone is stupid about beef noodles.

Thinking about it, I accidentally ate several mouthfuls of this stuff before... beef noodles just passed out in the toilet from crying."

"Let me have a taste, just one!!!"At this time, the farmer excitedly pounced on the dark golden unknown substance.

Several players hurriedly tried to stop it, and it took a lot of effort to stop this guy.

Damn! Otherwise, this guy will definitely eat SH live on the live broadcast!

Then The picture... many players feel like vomiting just thinking about it.

"Black Panther's SH is dry and thin, and the effect of refining it into SH pill is not as good as that of War Camel Beast!"

"The SH of the Raging Fire Bull is relatively moist, thick, large, and extremely fertile, and its effect is several times stronger than that of the War Camel Beast!"

"The SH that Brother Mian brought back must be given to me. Just by smelling it, the effect of this SH is definitely a hundred times stronger than that of the War Camel Beast!"

……

The farmer's eyes lit up and he roared excitedly

"This thing is hopeless!"The other players all rolled their eyes.

Although they knew that farmers like to explore fertilizers and farming.

But since they successfully refined SH pills with beef noodles, they have become obsessed with it.

Other players are busy killing monsters to earn contribution points. , or engage in weapons and equipment.

But the farmer B studies the excrement of various monsters every day, purifies it, mixes it, and sometimes tastes it himself, euphemistically speaking, studying the freshness. At this time, the theory of evolution kicked in Kick the farmer over and stand in front of everyone

"No matter what kind of creature this thing is, Brother Mian put it in a sealed backpack, and after more than ten hours, it fermented accidentally!"

"This causes the smell of the feces to change. As long as the smell spreads, it will immediately attract a large number of monsters!"

"I think the players responsible for attracting monsters can each bring a little of this stuff, and the effect will definitely be outstanding!"

A word-for-word explanation of the theory of evolution

"！"The players’ eyes lit up! yes!

Isn’t what Brother Mian brought back the most powerful bait?

It's just... many players are thinking, what kind of monster feces is this, and why is it so attractive?

Could it be...a real dragon? Or a fairy beast?

Bah, bah, bah, how is that possible!

"Damn, you are indeed my brother! Every critical moment, Brother Mian takes action!"

"My brother Mian is so strong! Brother Mian is invincible!"

"That's not nonsense. PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds can fight back all the way without going offline for 16 hours. Who can do it? Even Brother Xiong can’t do it, right? Only Brother Mian can do that! Noodle brother is awesome!"

……

Without saying a word, the players started blowing and licking without thinking, and the beef noodles that had fainted from crying in the toilet were licked awake again.

"Brother Mian, we plan to use the excrement of unknown monsters in your backpack as bait. Do you think that’s okay?"Xingchen asked directly about beef noodles.

"ah? sure!"I heard that I wanted to use the SH on my back as bait, so Beef Noodles immediately agreed.

"Brother Mian, why don't you log off and take a rest? I haven't slept for 16 hours... I guess I can't hold it in, right?"The Theory of Evolution reminded Beef Noodles.

To be honest, Beef Noodles did feel quite tiring.

16 hours of various PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds and hard work put a huge load on both the spirit and the body.

But after Beef Noodles listened to Xingchen's words The plan sprang up instantly!

【Guess what comes back with beef noodles? 】