Alice's Dream Club

Looking at the lit screen, Lynch thought for a few seconds, then stretched out his index finger and tapped the lock screen button lightly.

This way of handling naturally ushered in Alice's amazed and confused gaze. Seeing this, Lynch casually opened a factory door. On the other side of the door was the second king in puppet pajamas in front of the refrigerator. The picture of stealing food.

Strictly speaking, the first thing the two saw was a group of furry things with a diameter of half a person's height. If they didn't distinguish carefully, Lynch would definitely think that some unknown furry species had invaded the club at the first time.

Lynch pointed to the plush ball that was enjoying eating ketchup, and turned to look at Alice.

"How many different puppet coats did you buy her?"

Generally speaking, if you buy a lot of different types of an item, you basically have to think about it before you can tell the general idea.

Lovely Alice is Alice after all, she didn't need to search in her mind at all, she closed the door first, and when she turned around, there was a recording board that she was used to hanging on her chest suddenly in her empty hand .

After turning over a few pages and inquiring for a while, she then raised her head to look at Lynch, and said in a rather understated tone, "If she wants, she can stop washing clothes for three years."

"Just throw it away when it's dirty?"

Alice nodded: "If it's dirty, you have to wash it yourself."

Lynch: "..."

The two did not deliberately lower their voices, and Queen Elizabeth II could naturally hear what they were talking about.

In other words, the light sound made at the moment the door opened made the ears on the hood of the Second King shake a few times.

It's just that starving may be more unacceptable to her than being beaten, so her current state is trembling while continuing to eat...

It fully interprets the phrase "don't die as a starving ghost" to the fullest.

At this time, Mu Xinyi had already made the fifth call, Lin Qi locked the screen of the phone without thinking, and then came to Ershi's side and patted what should be her shoulder.

"Hic..."

This directly frightened the second generation.

Accompanied by the sound of "dong dong" hammering his chest, Er Shi pushed down the choking ketchup with another mouthful.

She shrank her neck and raised her head to look at Lynch. Before Lynch could speak, she opened her mouth and shouted: "I didn't eat!"

After thinking about it, Lynch nodded and said, "Yes, drinking ketchup is not a meal, I understand."

II: "..."

Alice: "..."

"I said you, if you eat next time, can you bring it to the table to eat?"

Hearing the words, the Second King scanned his surroundings, with a very confused expression on his face: "Hey? I cherish food very much, and it didn't fall on the ground..."

At that time, Lynch picked up the two ears on top of her head and carried her from the ground to the seat next to her.

Don't tell me, it feels pretty good in the hand, and the quality of the clothes is actually pretty good.

Glaring at the second king who started to cover his ears so as not to be pulled again, Lin Qiyu sighed earnestly: "It doesn't matter if you waste it, anyway, the club is a place to take you in, don't be so worried about someone jumping out suddenly like before. Use a broom to beat you out."

As soon as the words were finished, Alice stabbed Lynch's junior with a broom bump.

"It's not okay to waste."

"Hey, does anyone else exist who is as gentle as a broom..."

The second's speech made Lynch and Alice astonished by her previous experience.

The two looked at her curiously, and she lived up to everyone's expectations, and after sniffling, she simply said about her miserable treatment in the past:

"On the other side of the sea, I was usually hit by bullets. In fact, the most miserable time was when I just opened the refrigerator, and a 12-gauge round was all splashed on the back of my head. Didn't I get a little dizzy from the beating and didn't have time to run? , it turned out that there was only half a piece of cake left in the refrigerator, and I was reluctant to eat the one that had spoiled after a long time, and then I shared the piece of cake with my colleague who was also a fallen man in the world while crying. ..."

"It's actually okay in Europe, most people use knives or something, but here... the security and anti-theft are very good, right... I can only pick up trash..."

"By the way, that poor place in Africa is very embarrassing. Let me tell you, the folk customs are tough, that is to say, the last time I went to a tribe, I was almost stewed as rations. If it weren't for the natives Fooling me, I may not be able to enjoy the treatment of the indigenous gods..."

To be honest, it's unbelievable that a half-vampire can become like her.

"Then since you were regarded as a god in that tribe, why didn't you stay in that tribe? At least you have food and clothing."

The question Alice asked was also the question Lynch wanted to ask. I have to admit that what Alice, the doll maid, did was very comforting.

Then Elizabeth II's answer made Lynch lose his appetite a bit.

The big tail on her coat was all puffed up, and while she was clutching her ears, she wrinkled her nose vigorously at Lynch, and her confusion and fear could not be concealed in her tone.

"Cannibals! Cut into pieces in front of me..."

But the second generation is still the same second generation, you never know what she will add in the second half of the sentence.

"They just don't understand what sustainable development is. It's a waste to chop it up. Look at the last time Alice poked a straw on you like the boss. Wouldn't it be able to flow for a long time..."

Although there is indeed some truth in saying this, Lynch always feels that if this topic continues, it will definitely develop in the direction of novelty hunting.

Glancing at the mobile phone held in Alice's hand, Lynch raised his eyebrows and asked, "How many calls have you made?"

Alice heard the words and tried to turn over the record board hanging on her chest, and found that holding the mobile phone with one hand was disrespectful to the owner, but she couldn't read the content on the record board with both hands. After thinking for a while, she faced Shaking his head expressionlessly: "No."

Lynch was in admiration at the time: "Does your memory belong to goldfish?"

Alice showed a faint smile: "It belongs to the master."

As she said that, Queen Elizabeth II once again watched Lynch's blood spattered three feet by Alice's high-heeled shoes because of his mouth.

"Too, too exciting..."

Lying at the scene of the murder, Lynch finally answered the phone.

As soon as she pressed the speakerphone, Mu Xinyi's voice full of resentment but also a hint of teasing rang out.

"It's quite busy. As an old classmate, I hope you can listen to my advice: Young people should not go too far, it's not good for your health."

"Thank you for your concern." Lynch's face is naturally twice as thick as the corner of the Great Wall. Otherwise, it would be impossible for him to be in the magic stick industry for so long without a guilty conscience. Facing this kind of teasing and stinging speech, he responded Very frankly, "If you are envious, you can say it directly, I can bear it."

"..."

There was a short silence on the other end of the phone, but in the background sound, the three people present heard it seemed to be full of artistic sense.

Not long after, Mu Xinyi's voice sounded again: "You really deserve a beating with your bad mouth! Well, let's get down to business, I'm in such a hurry to call you because I want to ask you and you're not interested in taking an order. In terms of the other world, there is a bit of a hurry there, so I just..."

"No, thank Fairy Mu for her kindness." Lynch refused very simply.

"It's Fairy Mu Xin, forget it, you should call me by my name," Mu Xinyi seemed to have guessed that Lynch would refuse so resolutely, there was no trace of dissatisfaction in her tone, but a hint of relief , "I knew you would refuse, it's fine if you don't, but I hope I don't mess with you..."

It should be because she suddenly remembered the agreement between herself and Lynch, Mu Xinyi hurriedly explained when she said this.

"Ah, don't get me wrong, I have never revealed your identity to the outside world, but you know that I have had some entanglements with the club due to transactions, so those people took advantage of the trend and asked me to get on line with you as much as possible, since you said everything If you're not interested, then I'll be fine over there..."

"Tsk, suddenly I'm interested again."

Mu Xinyi: "..."

Alice, who was on the sidelines, had already covered her forehead helplessly at this time. Her boss was good at everything, except for the bad mouth and not being able to chat, this kind of wicked taste that likes to tease others is also quite worthy of beating.

At this time, the Second Emperor was still looking at the bloody eyes on the ground.

She pulled Alice's skirt and pointed to the blood on the ground.

"I always feel a bit wasteful. Can I have a warm meal while it's still fresh? I've encountered this situation before, but I didn't dare to pounce on it due to too many people, and I always feel a bit afraid of really sucking blood. The boss's blood If so, I personally think there must be no problem…”

Alice gave her a sideways glance when she heard the words, and immediately took out a five-blood bag from behind.

"There are five synthetic ABO flavors, which one do you want?"

Seeing the five synthetic blood packs, the two drooping ears on Second King's hood immediately stood up, and those big eyes began to glow green in surprise.

"I want it all!"

The content of this miraculous conversation made Lin Qi helplessly smile. Seeing that Mu Xinyi was still silent, he took the lead in breaking the silence.

"Let's talk about it, as long as it doesn't break the rules of the club and doesn't violate my personal principles, I can still do some neat things if my old classmates need help, can't they?"

"It's actually a very troublesome thing, so I..."

"Oh, forget about the trouble."

"Lynch, you bastard! It's interesting to tease me!"

Obviously, this tossing back and forth really made Mu Xinyi really angry, after all, apart from opening his mouth to curse, he heard every movement of grinding his teeth with anger.

It's not hard to imagine that Mu Xinyi's face has bulged into a bun at this time. This should be a habit she has left since she was a child. The last time she learned about her identity and scolded herself, her face was also like this. It makes people want to poke her. Try it out.

Hearing this, Lynch thought for a few seconds, then smiled and replied, "It's really interesting."

"...Give me the main entrance of your club, even if you don't want to accept this business! I'm so mad!"

Raising her hand and snapping her fingers, Mu Xinyi opened the door of the reception hall not long after.

At this time, Alice had already cleaned up the murder scene just now, and Lynch also made a gesture to Mu Xinyi to wait a moment.

"Wait a moment, I am dealing with the follow-up of the order business."