After I Dressed As a Stray Cat

The big orange cat is lustful and greedy, and chased Gu Suli in small steps to persuade and flicker, trying to get the "right of ownership" of the fish, but unfortunately Gu Suli did not enter the oil and salt, only said It was full. "You bring me meat patties, and I will give you fish. The uncle will give me ham, and of course I will give him fish."

This truth is simply too simple, obviously there are cats who repay the prey they have captured to humans, but the big orange cat is worthy of being a scum cat. It means that humans covet their cats' bodies, and they should serve delicious food obediently.

Gu Suri was sure that he was unreasonable with this fellow, so he simply ignored it, just kept the fish in his mouth while identifying the direction and hurrying seriously.

Turn two streets and just turn into an alley, when a few cats suddenly jumped out in front of them and blocked their way.

I don't know why, everyone has a furry face, but Gu Suri saw from the other cat's face that the visitor was not good.

This is indeed the case, the furry people don't do that trick, baring their teeth and showing a fierce look: "Leave the fish!"

Has he encountered a robbery?

Ordinarily, Gu Suri, who had never encountered anything like water until she went to school for more than ten years, was stunned, but the big orange cat next to her was shaking with her fur and lowered her body and stepped fiercely in front of her. : "He's grabbing food and grabbing the front of the labor and management? A turtle bamboo shoots, don't ask who is the father on this road."

It is undeniable that, looking at the big orange cat standing in front of him without hesitation, Gu Suli was moved and wondered if he should catch two more fish for him next time and bring it back to the nest for a tooth sacrifice.

?"

Then the big orange cat moved like a rabbit and turned into an orange light, accompanied by a scream: "Little black run!"

Gu Suli didn't react for a while, and in the next instant, her body fell heavily to the ground, her ears hurt, and then she reacted, kicking and kicking randomly.

Fortunately, the cat who knocked him down didn't put his mind on hitting him. After being kicked a few times, he rushed to the side like a gust of wind and bit the fish that fell on the ground.

The cat who grabbed the fish rolled the fish and ran away without hesitation, and the other cats hula-la chased after him, leaving Gu Suri, a fake cat, with a disgraced face, lying on the spot, with the discarded plastic bag Lying on the ground together dumbfounded.

When the big orange cat came back quietly, Gu Suri reacted, raised his paw and scratched the faintly aching ears, and asked the big orange cat blankly, "We were robbed?"

Is cat society so chaotic?

The big orange cat was also downcast, but instead of comforting Gu Suri, he complained: "I told you to feed me the fish, it won't matter if I eat it. You are strutting around the market with fish in your mouth, isn't this deliberately inviting cats to tease dogs, meow?"

This logic is really interesting.

Gu Suri sighed, turned her head and walked back: "Forget it, I didn't expect it." After a while, I started to reflect and felt that it was necessary to pay more attention to the situation of cat society.

The big orange cat watched Gu Suri walk back, rolled his eyes, and followed up with his calves: "Da Hei, are you going to catch fish again? This time we can get Learn a lesson, eat it quickly when you catch it, food must go into your stomach to be safe, you know meow?"

"It's not that I was unethical just now, it's the number one brother Huadian who actually has a scar in the cat, Huadian is very shady, and he bites the cat's ears. The boss's ear is the one that bit off half of it."

"Fortunately, we are cats on the scarred site. Well, of course, there must be my face, or else your ears would have been lost."

Gu Suri also nodded in fear, and asked with his whiskers raised, "Scar, I mean what kind of cat is the boss here?"

The big orange cat gushed about Scar's "legendary cat life".

In fact, it’s not that complicated. After all, the average lifespan of stray cats is really not long. Like a big orange cat that has lived outside for six years, it is considered a “senior level” cat. .

According to the big orange cat, Scar used to be a country cat. When he was brought back to the city, he kept it in the warehouse to catch mice. Later, the boss didn’t do business. Chang" was naturally driven out and began to wander.

Because of Scar's unruly temperament, he soon got into a fight with the nearby stray cats.

The cat that lost its owner was bumped into by it, and it was basically a dead end."

The big orange cat finally said: "The black tiger has been dissatisfied with the scar for a long time, and they will have a life-and-death battle sooner or later."

Gu Suli was embarrassed and serious.

Sounds like it's good for Scar to be the boss, but you can't change the black tiger to take care of them.

When I got back to the park, there were more and more people.

Compared to Gu Suli's vigilance and precautions, the big orange cat is much more relaxed. When she encounters a beautiful lady, she will lie down in front of people, turn her belly and meow, and look flatteringly If it didn't come out, this fellow was still in the scum just now and said that humans are greedy for its body, so it should be served.

The big orange cat "sold itself for food" was so happy, Gu Suli ignored it and went straight to the wishing pool.

Someone just happened to feed the fish and turtles over there, Gu Suri squatted and watched for a while, making sure that these people didn't have malicious intentions against him for no reason, so he was relieved.

I searched the neighborhood and found a clean and suitable size plastic bag. After the plastic bag was pulled away with the ground, Gu Suli came to the pool and first closed the two claws. Standing on his feet, he bowed devoutly and earnestly to the pool.

—Before dressing up as a cat, Gu Suli didn't believe in ghosts and gods, but now that he has experienced such matters concerning the soul, he must have a little more awe.

Feeling that it was almost done, Gu Suri stopped his stance, carefully stepped on the uneven cobblestone wall on the edge of the wishing pool, and stretched his claws to salvage coins that could be hooked.

During this period, of course, people who saw his strange behavior watched or marveled curiously. Gu Suri endured embarrassment and pretended not to hear. After he had caught about twenty coins, more and more A lot of people gathered around and pointed at him for various shots. Gu Suri finally couldn't do it anymore. He gathered up the plastic bag where the coins were piled up, picked up the bag and pursed his ears. Ran.

The people watching the strangeness and taking out their mobile phones to take videos watched him leave regretfully.

Gu Suli has gone far away, and he can vaguely hear the group of humans talking about him.

"The animals are really mature now, and they can even fish for money in the pool and use their pockets!"

"Ahhh so cute! It looks so serious!"

"This cat is so smart, even more powerful than those net red cats!"

"Who owns the cat, it's very rare haha, but teaching the cat to make money from the pool is too immoral hahaha."

"I want to upload the video, and netizens must not believe it!"

"Bullshit, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed it, okay?! Did you see that the cat even bowed before making money? Isn't it really a cat demon?"

"Really? What's the matter with the bow? I just came here."

"I told you..."

Gu Suli quickened his pace and left all these discussions behind, so he could pretend that he didn't hear it.

He can already predict that he will probably get the title of "Cat Fairy Becomes a Fairy" on the Internet, which is a bit of a headache, but he will neither turn over the trash can nor look for a **** shovel officer, and he will continue to do so in the future. To be self-reliant, there will definitely be "human-like" behaviors that are exposed to people.

I thought about it a lot, but in the end I couldn't come up with a name, Gu Suli had to get rid of these distracting thoughts, and just didn't think about anything.

Anyway, he is a cat now, no matter what he does, he can't change this fact. As long as he avoids bad people, nothing will happen to him.

Gu Suri still believes that there are more good people in the world, otherwise the world should have been destroyed long ago.

Whether the world is destroyed or not, what does it have to do with his cat?

He's just a street art cat ready to perform for a meal.

The money is in hand, now all he has to do is determine where he wants to settle down, and then buy the tools he needs.

The author has this to say:

PS: If you think this article is okay, can you ask for a favorite? There are also many concluding articles in the column, and there are too many romances between the male lead and the female lead~