After I Dressed As a Stray Cat

In the quiet bluestone alley, walks a white cat that is as clean as a white cloud in the sky. The white cat is exquisitely dressed and has a noble temperament. Its green eyes are as clear as the most holy pool in Tibet. The lake water makes people feel that her flesh-pink foot pads shouldn't be stepping on such an old and dilapidated alley.

However, she stepped on it, and she stepped on it very happily.

"I've never walked in this direction, meow~" A Xue threw her paws briskly while following the black and white cat, while curiously taking the time to observe everything that appeared in her sight thing.

In such a remote and narrow building, Uncle Xu couldn't leave if he wanted to, so naturally he never brought A Xue here.

Suddenly saw a piece of moss, A Xue jumped over and exclaimed: "Ali, look! The moss actually blooms!" Her master's yard also has moss, but they are all short and prostrate on the ground The kind, A Xue has never seen such tall and fat moss, and the fluffy rolls with flower stalks like bean sprouts are still trembling in the middle.

Gu Suri had the illusion of abducting a simple and innocent rich lady to go out and fooling around. He raised his claws and wiped off the cold sweat that did not exist. He observed the surrounding situation and said: "This is not moss, it is A type of fern, that is not a flower, but its bud."

A Xue was not embarrassed to admit her mistake, but sighed like a mantra: "Ali, you are so smart!"

In less than a day, Gu Suri had heard this compliment from A Xue at least thirty times. I was a little embarrassed at the beginning, but now I am probably immune, and it sounds like I can receive it normally.

"You are also very smart and know moss." Almost all cats Gu Suli has come into contact with so far never pay attention to the surrounding plants, and it seems that life is only "eating, drinking, sleeping" , escape”, everything exists for the sake of survival.

Axue just thought he was comforting herself, squeezed over and rubbed the black and white cat with her body, and then continued to observe what novelties were around, completely forgetting all the scruples before going out.

But Gu Suli is worried about all this.

There is no doubt that compared to other cats, Gu Suri can be said to be a very reliable cat. In addition, the cat to be brought out to play this time is a beautiful cat like A Xue Meow, he naturally has to consider many possible dangers.

Thanks to the blessing of opening up a safe route when I brought fish back to the bridge hole with the big orange cat last time, Gu Suri, who has specially perfected the "safe route" many times, also brought Axue smoothly this time. Children's supermarket.

Speaking of today, Tong Nian, a young man, is in charge of watching the store. Since his supermarket has been visited twice by the city's Internet celebrity cat Hei Mao Sheriff, who is now popular on the Internet, Tong Nian is very concerned about his family. Supermarket cares.

At the beginning, Tong Nian uploaded the video of the black cat sheriff shopping in his supermarket to the Internet. After several years of opening, only one hundred Weibo accounts with their own zombie fans rose within three days. Thousands of powders.

Tong Nian was very happy, and at the same time had an idea, quickly applied for a pseudonym and committed suicide, and then re-opened an account on Lujiang.com, where female readers gathered, and prepared to write a cute pet article.

This choice, he also has his own considerations.

It is very difficult to rely on novelty to make a lot of money now, and any wonderful subject will be written rotten, he is also very self-aware, knowing that relying on his own writing is unlikely to break in and get a cup soup.

So what? Naturally, I had to choose one of the "classic themes" that would attract readers the most. Among the many classic themes, who can resist the temptation brought by furry?

And as it happens, which furry can be more legendary than the black cat sheriff? You said it was a coincidence that he had the chance to get close contact with this legendary cat through the small supermarket run by his parents!

After thinking about it before and after, Tong Nian slapped his thigh, thinking that it was just that the Lord of Heaven had forcibly slapped him on the nose. If he turned a blind eye again, Tong Nian would think about it himself. Slap yourself to death.

So Tong Nian was like a chicken blood. Early this morning, he couldn't wait to go to the nearby pet store to buy some special cat products, and then go to the place where the black cat sheriff often goes. With a wave, rubbing his hands, he looked forward to the stars, the moon, and the black and white legendary cat rushing in.

Waiting from morning to noon, and then from noon to early afternoon, knowing that it is not too late, Tong Nian still has a sense of anxiety about "will it not come".

Fortunately, at 11:12 in the afternoon, Tong Nian decided that he would remember the glorious moment in his life, and the legendary cat he was waiting for came.

Not only came, the legendary cat also brought a beautiful white cat.

The flies rubbed their hands and stood up with their necks stretched, and Tong Nian was about to warmly entertain the distinguished guests: "..."

The smile on his face gradually solidified, and after a while, the old man clenched his fists in grief and indignation.

Damn! Even the black cat sheriff is off the list! And he is still in the mother's womb solo!

Gu Suri naturally didn't know that a young boss was caught off guard and got a mouthful of cat food. When he entered the store, he saw an "old acquaintance" standing behind the cashier, and he was relieved. He turned his head and let out a meow: "Axue, come in, this little boss is very nice, I've been here twice."

After detouring for a while on the way here, it was inevitable that he had to go somewhere where there were people. At this time, Gu Suli tightened his nerves and was completely alert to all the creatures that appeared around him.

Forget it himself, just an ordinary Chinese pastoral cat, but A Xue is different. Even though she's not an expensive pure-blooded pet cat, she's good looking!

The green eyes are so pure and beautiful!

On the way, Gu Suri was afraid that someone who passed by would have a bad heart and suddenly ran over and snatched Axue away, so as soon as he met someone, Gu Suri greeted Axue Get close to yourself, and use your not tall and burly body as a shield in the middle.

If you meet other cats or dogs on the road, and look at each other from a distance, Gu Suli will show "I'm super fierce". Fortunately, most of the cats and dogs who dared to appear in the crowd were abandoned pets, and they basically avoided Gu Suri's "eye-killing".

When he arrived at Tongji Supermarket, Gu Suri let Axue hide behind him. He first went to see who was behind the cashier before letting Axue in with confidence .

A Xue, who was fully protected by Gu Suli, was very obedient all the way. She opened a pair of round green eyes to observe the surroundings and the reactions of the black and white cats. , seems to have learned something from it.

The choked panic again, Tong Nian still didn't forget what he wanted to do, took a sip of the soy milk left in the morning, he showed his diligence again, and stepped forward a little nervously to introduce the two cat guests : "Brother cat, are you here to buy something again? It just so happened that our supermarket bought some new items suitable for cats this morning. Would you like to take a look?"

New in stock? This is a surprise.

Gu Suri gave the little boss a meow to show his thanks, then turned to A Xue beside him and said, "The little boss said there are new products on the shelves, let's go and see."

A Xue let out a "meow", lowered her head and rubbed the neck of the black and white cat affectionately.

This action is just a habit that Axue has gradually formed along the way. It is a subconscious action to find a sense of security in her trusted friend.

Although Gu Suri still thinks about "there are differences between men and women", but to be fair, a well-behaved and beautiful furry like A Xue asks for stickers, once or twice, remembers to avoid suspicion, three or four times Numerous times, Gu Suri's heart has been softened for being a tough guy, so he can only comfort himself, anyway, he is a cat now.

Do cats also pay attention to "the difference between men and women"? Certainly not!

So Gu Suli also rubbed A Xue warmly, and then the two cats walked side by side to the inner shelf.

Tong Nian, who is as diligent as a second child, not only has the cute crit feeling that the furry sticks to each other, but also the heartache that the single dog is abused. .

Forget it, can love be eaten? He is going to fly to the dream! Taking out his mobile phone, Tong Nian turned on the shooting mode, keeping a distance that would not make the cat feel offended and followed behind to shoot a video.

You can edit a part of the video and put it on his Weibo to continue to grow fans, and part of it can be used as information, and you can look it up when you have no inspiration for writing in the future.

However, cats also have portrait rights, right? Is this an infringement?

While watching the two cats sticking and picking products, the little boss fell into the self-doubt of "Have I broken the law?".

"This recipe is better."

"Ali, do you still know human characters?"

"Well, get to know a little bit. If you dare to be interested, I will teach you when I have the opportunity."

"Okay meow, thank you Ali."

"Then we will buy this. Are you hungry now? If you are hungry, we will buy more."

"I'm not hungry, I ate the cat meal made by the owner before I came out."

"Do you want to go home?"

"I don't want to, meow, what's wrong?"

"Then I'll take you to Zijin Park in a while. Today is a working day. There aren't many people in the park and there won't be too many stray cats."

"Okay meow."

Gu Suli took a deep breath, and put her whiskers together on her cheeks. Out of the corner of her eyes, she couldn't help but glance at the white cat beside her. The white cat cat opened her emerald green eyes and approached the packaging bag, carefully recognizing the words on it. When she saw a number she knew, she would happily meow his name.

Cough, I always feel that Axue like this is twice as cute than usual.

If only he were still a human being, then he would be able to raise Axue.

I envy Uncle Xu for having this cute meow.

I'm not in a hurry anyway. Gu Suri, who has never dated and gone shopping with girls, had a similar experience after she died of illness and dressed as a stray cat, so Axue likes to look at commodity packaging bags He didn't rush, and patiently stayed aside, answering the questions raised by A Xue from time to time.

Some questions seem childish and ridiculous to humans, but in Gu Suli's view, A Xue is a smart and cute cat who loves to think and learn.

The author has this to say:

Little boss: What did I do wrong, please let the law punish me, why should I suffer this love? 【Everyone weeps.jpg】

Now Gu Suri:

I envy Uncle Xu for having such a cute, smart and beautiful little fairy cat!

The future Gu Suri:

Such a cute, smart and beautiful little fairy cat is mine! its mine! !

PS: If you think this article is okay, can you ask for a favorite? There are also many concluding articles in the column, and there are too many romances between the male lead and the female lead~