A part-time Taoist priest was arrested and asked me how to kill demons?

The content of the post was that the Fuso Parliament had held a press conference two hours ago.

At the press conference, the members present accused Hanxia of crimes with passion and eloquence, and cited numerous pieces of evidence using the meteorite as an excuse.

At the end of the meeting, they also expressed their intention to take relevant measures against Hanxia, so that the Hanxia officials and all citizens would be mentally prepared.

The words were full of threats.

After seeing this post, the netizens in the forum who were originally planning to sleep were no longer sleepy. They all sat up and dove into the comment section below, and the number of floors in the comment section immediately began to grow at a very fast rate.

"What's going on? Is Fuso trying to throw dirty water on us again?"

"Not sure, but from the news it seems like it was because there was a message on the meteorite!"

""Han Xiawen? That's bullshit, right?"

Seeing that some people didn't believe it, a netizen quickly posted a picture below - under the night sky, on the smooth mountain wall of the thousand-meter meteorite, there was a golden character several dozen feet long engraved there.

"What the hell? Is there really a word? It's a penalty word.......What is going on?!"

"I was a little skeptical just now under another post, but now it seems that this meteorite couldn't really be thrown over by the old master Tianshi!"

"Hey! Don’t tell me, don’t tell me!"

"It is said that the area within ten miles of the meteorite has now become an uninhabited area!"

"How come I heard it was Baili?"

"Shit, Baili? This meteorite is even more powerful than a nuclear weapon!"

"What if this was done by the Heavenly Master?"

"Just throw it away! Didn’t those people who were smashed at the shrine say anything?"

"Who doesn't know that the Heavenly Master of Mount Longhu likes to joke? That was just a joke from the old man himself!"

"Who knows, maybe aliens also speak Hanxia language! There is a saying that goes, the whole universe speaks Hanxia language!"

"The above poster, your point seems to be wrong. Even if it was really us who did it, so what? Don’t those people in Fuso deserve it?"

As netizens discussed fiercely, one of them made a shocking statement, which directly made many netizens who wanted to shirk responsibility react.

"Yes! Damn it, we almost begged them not to hold the festival a few days ago, to respect history and give us a way out, but what happened! They just hosted a banquet for all the countries!"

"That's right! At that time, the idiots in Fuso were so arrogant that they didn't give us any face. Now that a meteorite has fallen, they start to act pitiful?"

"Just telling a joke, they pretended to be aggrieved!"

"......"

For a time, netizens were outraged.

After passionately greeting the people of Japan, many people suddenly discovered something extremely outrageous.

"Wait a minute, so that punishment is the punishment from the Heavenly Master for Fusang's behavior?"

"You just know it! I just thought that this was the reason why the old man Tianshi took action!"

"Oh my god! He throws meteorites at me if I don't agree with him!"

"Anyway, this meteorite is so powerful, how dare Fuso threaten us?!"

"Is there any need to say this? It must be his father in the United States who gave them a hint!"

"I think it is the Fusang people who are vindictive. Haven't they always been like this since ancient times?"

Just when they were arguing about Fusang's courage, a netizen who had been lurking for a long time made a comment:"You all missed the point. Fusang's behavior is still easy to understand."

Everyone was dissatisfied after seeing it.

"What do you think, brother?"

"That's right, let me be frank, the Riddler get out of Hanxia!"

The netizen quickly replied:"Have you forgotten? Isn't Fuso gambling just like it was back then?"

"What to bet on?"

"Bet we don't have a second one......"

As soon as this was said, the forum was silent for two seconds.

Then a bunch of comments popped up.

"I am dying of laughter! How could I have forgotten that when the United States dropped the nuclear bomb, they were also betting that there would be no second one!"

"Hahahaha! This Fusang has a short memory!"

"Are they forcing the old master Tianshi to throw the second one?"

"I think it makes sense. The Taoist priest said that he had miscalculated. He should have scattered the beans earlier!"

"Who said before that Japan didn’t have nuclear weapons? It has the -2 missile!"

Then someone else said,"It’s not that we can’t afford nuclear weapons, but that other people’s weapons are more cost-effective."、"The weather was very hot that day, as hot as 6,000 degrees Celsius."

Netizens burst into laughter, and the comment area was suddenly filled with joy............

Longhu Mountain, Tianshi Mansion.

Ye Qingxuan sat on a wooden chair, supporting his head with one hand and scrolling through the screen of his mobile phone with the other, laughing from time to time.

It is said that this generation of netizens is talented.

Hell jokes come one after another. The first person who invented hell jokes is really a genius.

Inside the house, Zuo Yi, who was wearing a Taoist robe, put a pot of tea on the table. While pouring the tea, he smiled and asked:

""Master, what are you looking at that makes you so happy?"

After saying that, she handed over the hot tea.

"I'm reading the hell jokes of netizens."Ye Qingxuan smiled and shook his head, put down his phone, and took the tea.

"I see."

Zuo Yi nodded casually, and after sitting down on a wooden chair nearby, Ye Qingxuan's cell phone rang.

"Ping-pong battle with the enemy, the petals of the fruit bowl lost their direction......"

Ye Qingxuan coughed lightly, picked up the phone, and put it to his ear.

He heard a familiar old man's voice on the other end of the phone, with obvious awe:"Tianshi, it's me, Qin Huanjin"

"It's Mr. Qin." Ye Qingxuan said with a smile

"You can just call me Xiao Qin."

Qin Lao's voice was a little dry, and he smiled bitterly and asked:"Tianshi, have you seen the news about the Fusang Parliament?"

"I saw it."Ye Qingxuan felt a little funny at first, then replied calmly

"Ahem, since you have seen it, I won't bother you any more. I just want to ask you two questions."

"Ask it yourself."

Mr. Qin on the other end of the phone seemed to swallow his saliva, and then asked in an expectant tone:

"Tianshi, the meteorite that fell into Fusang......Did you do this?"

""Yes." Ye Qingxuan said casually.

There seemed to be a burst of intensive exclamations and ecstasy from the other end of the phone.

""Be quiet!" said Old Qin sternly.

Then, realizing that he was still calling Ye Qingxuan, he quickly continued,"Master, I'm not talking about you!"

"I know." Ye Qingxuan laughed.

This old man is quite interesting.

Old Qin laughed, with obvious surprise in his laughter, and said:

"The noise you made this time was too big, and the whole world came to watch!

"Is there any special reason?"

"Um......"

Ye Qingxuan hesitated for a moment, then replied calmly:

"I don’t like that place very much."

There was a dead silence on the other end of the line.