A certain scientific Naruto

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A ghost, a ghost who doesn't know what it was originally, is wandering in a place where it doesn't know where it is now.

Well, judging from the appearance, this place looks like a small and medium-sized town-level station.

If you look down from a distance, you can see sparse tracks extending outward.

There is not much traffic here, so it is not necessary in terms of necessity...if it is really such a small station.

"It turns out that ghosts really exist? Can you write a heart-wrenching posthumous essay after you hit the street?"

It's not easy to judge the emotion contained in his voice, but I always felt that after I didn't have to breathe, I accepted many unacceptable things in an instant... Anyway, they were all thrown away, so there was nothing unacceptable.

As he spoke, he walked through the door and walked into the small station.

He had nowhere to go, and as far as he could see, there was only one solitary building here, so...he came as soon as he came.

From this distance, he could already see the twisted sign hanging outside some old buildings. Those few words were enough to explain what kind of place this place was.

"Wearing X Logistics Distribution Center."

Well, there is still such a distribution center in this world. Will Beijing's "Beep--" express delivery be used to transport things to Tao "Beep--" one day?

Although the word "wear" at the back was missing, it did not affect his understanding.

After entering the small station, the internal facilities are also very old, and there seems to be only one "staff member" facing the door.

"That..." He seemed to want to ask something.

"please……"

Well, the clerk was a little speechless. This (ghost) ghost was not polite. Before he said anything, the other party was already sitting across from him carelessly... Did you understand the situation? He was so presumptuous.

"Is it true that a person's consciousness still exists after death?" He asked directly.

"Why not? There are Uma hidden in various mountains and seas, space beings that are rumored to invade the earth from time to time, school girls who wear short skirts instead of fat (these two words are also blocked) times in the summer... things you have never seen. , doesn't mean it really doesn't exist." The clerk said in a tone full of 'philosophy'.

There seems to be no problem with the communication between the two. I don't know if it is because of the same language, or because of direct and deeper soul communication.

But the new spirit didn't seem to be very up to date. He sincerely made it difficult for the clerk to get off the stage.

"Well... let's not talk about uma and aliens, at least that kind of school girl exists."

"ha?"

"I'm sorry, I've seen that kind of schoolgirl before."

The clerk was stunned for three seconds, and then said, "Huh?"

That's why you died - the clerk thought angrily. The most painful thing in the world is this. Others have seen miracles that you have not seen... and you said it when you were educating them in a noble manner.

"Anyway, I'm just a temporary worker. I was suddenly picked up to take over the shift." The clerk could only console himself in this way.

"Any questions?"

Sitting across the table, he seemed to be hesitant to speak suddenly. This was because he finally saw the clerk's face clearly.

"It's nothing important, I just look a little familiar to you... So, I want to ask if Dalong is okay?"

"...First of all, I have nothing to do with Dalong. Secondly, thinking too much about things you shouldn't think about is not what a smart person does." The clerk said slowly.

The person (spirit) in front of me is no longer not at the level of Taoism, but rather not at the level of Taoism.

"Anyway, since you can come here, it is enough to prove your identity. According to our practice, you will get three chances to draw the lottery, and then you will be sent to an unknown nook and cranny."

Even if they don't like the other party, the clerk still needs to act according to the "rules".

"What's the problem?"

"Not at all, please start right away."

It's a bit unclear who is the host and who is the guest. He doesn't have any problems that should be asked, and he has a lot of problems that shouldn't be asked.

The clerk glanced at him sideways, then took out a broken cardboard box from somewhere, placed it in the center of the table, and stretched out his hand to make a greeting gesture.

As he reached in and pulled it, he asked the clerk, "Excuse me, what is your superior department? Can you reveal it?"

"Trade Confidential, Prohibited Matters, No Comments."

The clerk finally showed the attitude that the worst civil servant at the bottom should have.

"Oh, I got it." And he seemed to have expected that he wouldn't hear anything, and immediately turned his attention back to the lottery, "C-level... what does it mean?"

“Everything here will be sorted according to certain benchmarks, which can be roughly divided into six levels of EDCBAS.”

"Take the 'skin' category as an example. Those below C level have no functions, just appearance, and those above C level..." As he said, he took out another stack of cards similar to playing cards, and then from A piece of paper was randomly pulled out.

"For example, the A-level skin, Kagula-chan, belongs to the Night Rabbit Clan, the strongest race in the universe at the plane level. They have huge stomachs, gluttony, and explosive combat power. The disadvantage is that they are intermittently afraid of the sun, but they have a whitening function."

"As for the S-level skin, it's similar to Saitama-sensei's."

"Oh, to explain it better, we also have sets from the same series..."The King X Series Beloved Around the World""

"C-level skin Handa Kiyoshi: a well-known figure in daily life. He was loved by all mankind before the age of 20 and was enchanted by all shota after the age of 20."

"B-level skin Sakamoto: a well-known figure in daily life, no need to explain this."

"A-level skin Kusuo Saiki: A well-known figure in the supernatural system, a planet-level powerhouse. He is also a "beep--" guy who can kill the world. Saiki will never understand the sadness of Kageyama Shigeo. Note, after all, the world It’s still ruled by the Appearance Association.”

"Do you understand? If you understand, hurry up and smoke. I'm still waiting to get off work."

"I totally get it, and I'm done."

While the clerk was beeping blindly, he had already drawn out all three cards on his own initiative.

"...Okay, let me take a look."

"One round is empty, and there is still another round... This is relatively rare, S-level props, you are lucky." The clerk was a little confused. God, did you miss it? Why is this item so good?

The clerk didn't need to say anything. After seeing what he had pulled out, he knew that it must be of S-level quality. After all, it had both popularity and power.

"In that case... you can go to platform 1 and take line 0 to leave." The clerk quickly waved his hand, signaling the person (spirit) to leave quickly, out of sight and out of mind.

But after he took two steps, he suddenly stopped as if he was belatedly aware of it, then turned back and said, "I understand, is this how you got your princess skin?"

The clerk narrowed his eyes. This guy said the last thing he should have said.

"Wait a minute, there's one more thing I almost forgot."

The ghost who was about to leave was pushed back by Shengsheng. At this time, he finally realized something: he seemed to be too arrogant in other people's territory.

"Based on your understanding, overall quality, and performance just now, it is completely in line with our gift service, so I decided to give you a skin at the last minute, which just makes up for your time."

The clerk is a temporary worker anyway, so it doesn't matter to him if he messes up.

The clerk picked up the pile of cards again, and then turned over the top card, "Anarchy Panty, commonly known as Pandy, the sister of the angel sisters, well, the hair color matches your props very well."

"Wait a minute, I'm a man!"

"Ghosts have no gender." The clerk had a good reason.

"I know Pandy. She is indeed an angel, but rather than saying she is an angel, it is better to say she is Bitchi!"

These days, if it's a takeover, just be patient and forgive me. The society advocates green, but what the hell is it with a skin that achieves the goal of "killing thousands of people"?

"Can I refuse this gift?"

"It must...not be possible."

If I refuse, can this still be considered retaliation?

"Then at least give me someone like you... Well, Skylark, how about giving me Skylark?" He finally realized what should and shouldn't be said.

In short... transvestite is better than transgender.

"Grand Skylark? No, no, rare items like S-level skins are not among those given away casually."

"Um...does Da Kong have any side effects? According to your classification, this should be an everyday character, right?"

"Yes, Da Kong has no additional effects at all, but do you know who the first transvestite in the world is?"

"Uh... Skylark?"

"So, S-level is the treatment he deserves as the founder of the race."

"Then at least give me a younger sister instead of my older sister. This is my last request. I prefer black hair and straight hair to yellow hair."

"That doesn't matter, but my sister is a devil, and technically she has blue hair..."

"It doesn't matter, she is my sister after all... Snake disease is much better than ****."

The clerk turned over a card again, and this time the complete information was finally displayed.

"Name: Stocking Anarchy

Gender: Female

Grade: C

Race: Human/Angel/Demon

Efficacy: 1. Sweets and sugar will increase your concentration and learning ability. On the contrary, lack of sugar will cause a series of negative effects.

2. You have a dual-wielding weapon proficiency bonus.

3. The following attire will significantly improve your combat effectiveness: black Gothic Lolita dress, blue bow, blue and white knee-high socks, cat ears, and hip-length hair. Under the combined effect, your combat effectiveness will be: Flexibility, strength, critical hit rate, etc. will be significantly improved, so please always have women's clothing, your energy is beyond your imagination.

4. Vicious remarks can increase your personality value.

5. Regardless of whether you were a boy or a girl before you got the skin, please insist on being yourself after that. Please remember that you don’t need anyone’s support, sincerely.

Notes: 1. Fortunately, we did not prepare the American version of the face, otherwise you would have to go to a high-risk world like South Park.

2. Although it has no effect anymore, please remember your transformation spell: the gap between the birth and the heaven and the earth, the lost evil spirit, let the thunder and lightning attached to the sacred girl's underwear shatter all the filth and filth, and return to the world. room. "

"That's it..." He argued forcefully as if he was appointed. "It's a new way to live in another way. Maybe being a woman is good."

But even though he said that, his magic hand, which he had trained for many years as a single person, was playing its due role at this time. When he reached out to take the card, he took advantage of the clerk's blink and used the cover of his sleeves. With lightning speed, he stuffed the "Stoker" card under the pile of cards, and then held the next card in his hand.

What reassured him was that in his trance, he also saw the words "gender male".

After getting the card, he carefully stared at the clerk's face until the clerk spoke again:

"What are you doing standing around? You can leave."

Okay, he breathed a sigh of relief, and then pretended to be normal and walked towards the booth... Then he walked from slow to fast and then from fast to fast. At this time, there happened to be a bus leaving here, and he was at the critical moment. Then he jumped up directly.

It doesn't matter what line you are on, but let's get to this damn place first. He really doesn't want to be helped by anyone.

However, did he really hide it from the clerk?

After he left, the clerk immediately pulled out a piece of paper, but it was written on it:

"Regarding the application for processing of theft, smuggling and other matters No. 94250."

This must be regarded as a temporary fishing law enforcement. I wonder if he has been involved in it before?

After describing what happened, he finally wrote, "In view of the extremely serious situation and the extremely abominable circumstances, he is unable and unwilling to bear the historical responsibility of killing Sai'Beep——' people. It is recommended that No. 94250 be deprived of all the items he obtained, Deprive the time-travelers of their political rights for life, randomly send them into a lightly modified world, and let them take on certain high-risk jobs that no one wants to take on, such as the protagonist...'s parents?

In short, the poor ghost can't beat the experienced Bai Mao.