70s: Dressed As a Villain’s Wife

Su Xiaoman watched the man in front of him swallow everything in his mouth and anxiously surrounded her.

You stupid dog, you didn't vomit! ! !

"You swallowed it all? You forgot to vomit." Su Xiaoman looked at him very worriedly.

"Manman...you, you, what did you just say?" Xie Mingtu didn't dare to ask what he said next, he couldn't believe what he heard just now, could Manman be pregnant?

Although Xie Mingtu had joked about Su Xiaoman's "have" before, but every time he was with Su Xiaoman, he honestly took safety measures, the only time he missed was the day in Qiaoxin Village night.

Seeing that he was so excited, Su Xiaoman was a little worried about telling him about it in advance, for fear that he would be happy for nothing, and she was not sure in her heart.

She caressed her belly, also because of Xie Mingtu's joke when he was shopping that day, Su Xiaoman paid attention to the child's affairs, and her menstrual period was postponed until today.

Su Xiaoman's days are always very accurate every month. When there are few delays, she wondered if it was because she arrived in the capital and changed places. a strange feeling.

Just finished buying the candied haws just now, she and Xiao Ding were together before eating one, and suddenly remembered that it is not suitable for pregnant women to eat candied haws, she suddenly counted the days, and recalled her recent physical changes, start to worry.

Even if she was a little suspicious, she didn't continue to eat.

"Don't be too happy in a hurry, I haven't confirmed it yet, in case it's just a misunderstanding." Su Xiaoman is really afraid of an oolong. After all, the two of them really didn't bring It's only that one time.

Only that one time, this stinky dog ​​was too much, and I don’t know how much I got. Could it be that I really got pregnant that time?

One shot into the soul?

At least there are five or six rounds... Later, she was confused, and she couldn't count it clearly, and only the stinky dog ​​knew it.

Xie Mingtu hugged Su Xiaoman excitedly, and it took a long time to calm down, "Manman, do you want to keep this child?"

They are not in a hurry to have a child at the moment.

"If there is, then stay." Su Xiaoman lowered her head and smiled softly, thinking that she was pregnant with a child just once, and it was conceived on that day. This child has no fate with them. Shallow, naturally want to stay.

Xie Mingtu hugged the beloved Manman in front of him happily. He was so excited that he wanted to hold Su Xiaoman in circles, but he didn't dare to hold her in such a dangerous move.

He said solemnly: "Manman, I will take good care of you and the child."

Su Xiaoman laughed: "Not sure yet."

"What if there is a misunderstanding?"

Xie Mingtu hugged her and kissed her, "If there is a misunderstanding this time, we will have children in the future, and I will take good care of Manman and our children."

Su Xiaoman nodded and leaned against his chest.

After a few more days, Su Xiaoman became more and more sure that she might be pregnant. There were some subtle reactions in her body, and there was a strange feeling in her lower abdomen. She sometimes felt that she was really pregnant. , and sometimes worry about their own psychological effects.

Xie Mingtu accompanied her to the hospital. Fortunately, this is the capital, and there are the best and most scientific methods of pregnancy testing, so they don't need to wait anxiously.

It didn't take long for the results to come out.

She is indeed more than a month pregnant.

Su Xiaoman got a new silly father, Xie Gouzi, this silly dog ​​performed an eighty-eight somersault on the spot in the alley outside the hospital, attracting the attention of countless passers-by, Su Xiaoman only I want to pretend I don't know him.

"Kungfu...fu?" Some foreigners spoke in unfavorable Chinese.

Su Xiaoman: "…"

If they don't fly in the future, their dog brother can go to the acrobatic troupe to support the family.

After the somersault, this guy with a ruddy face and no panic and breathless ran back to her happily, and his mouth was long and short, and he circled around her. Mi Ba's big and tall man made himself into an idiot.

Silly Dad.

I was so happy to be a dad for the first time.

Like a child with ADHD.

If a director sees him, he may be asked to play the monkey.

Su Xiaoman took his hand, "Let's go, let's go back."

Su Xiaoman naturally touched her belly. She is not pregnant yet, so she can't feel the existence of the child, but as long as she thinks of a little guy growing quietly inside, she also feels excited extraordinary.

This is her and Xie Mingtu's child, and she is pregnant with the child of her beloved.

She's going to be a mom.

Xie Mingtu put his hand on her waist lightly, protecting her, and the two walked home. It was early spring, but the weather was still very cold. Su Xiaoman was wrapped in his arms by him. Can't feel the raging cold wind.

The two walked to the gate of the yard and bumped into Aunt Zhang in the apron next door. Aunt Zhang greeted them both with a smile, "What great thing happened to the couple? They smiled so sweetly."

Su Xiaoman nodded, "Auntie, it's a good thing."

The couple smiled and didn't say much. They walked towards the house sweetly. After the yard door was closed, no one outside could control how close they wanted to be.

Su Xiaoman entered the room and was about to kiss the man she loves beside me, but who knew that there was not even a kiss between them, this guy ran into the yard to fight and somersault.

There is nowhere to vent the energy that is exhausted.

He is so happy, so happy, so happy! ! !

Su Xiaoman: "…"

Not even a kiss?

Su Xiaoman dragged his cheeks with his hands, and moved a small bench with indifference to watch him fight somersaults.

Heh, this is the new stupid dad?

Stupid enough.

What could be more stupid than this?

She touched her belly a little worriedly, thinking that she should have a daughter. If this is a son, just like his father, her family will become an acrobatic troupe.

Aunt Zhang in the apron next door watched the seemingly loving couple next door back to the yard, and turned around and went back to the large courtyard. After a while, the people in the large courtyard asked her curiously what she saw. ?

"The Chen family quarreled again today."

Someone shook his head and whispered, "His daughter-in-law ran back to her parents' house in anger."

"These young couples."

"I just don't know how to cherish feelings. Isn't it better to give in each other? We will know when they are our age."

"Hey, Aunt Zhang, did you just see the young couple who moved in next door?"

"The young couple have been loving each other for some time. The men are handsome and the women are beautiful. I have never heard the two of them quarrel."

"The past two days have been really prosperous, and I can smell the smell of meat for several days. Is it from his family?"

"That young man loves his beautiful daughter-in-law."

Aunt Zhang shook her head and walked home, thinking of the loving couple she saw just now, she still felt incredible. After the couple moved here, they have never seen any bickering between them. .

His husband smoked a cigarette and smiled: "Let's just say you're wrong. I think these two young couples are doing well, and they will definitely be in love."

Aunt Zhang laughed twice: "That's not necessarily true, young people get married, how can there be no friction, you forget when we were young, who doesn't quarrel for two days and three days? Noisy, husband and wife quarrel at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed, how can they not run in and quarrel? If you don't quarrel, you are not a real husband and wife."

Speaking of this, Aunt Zhang shuddered, suddenly thought of a possibility, and said in a low voice: "Do you think they are not a real husband and wife?"

"How is it possible? They are a loving couple, just wait and see, not long after, the children will be put on."

"The Chen family and the Xie family should learn more. They are both young couples. Why do they quarrel all day long."

Aunt Zhang pursed her lips and shook her head. When she mentioned the Chen family, she felt troubled. The arguing of the two in the compound could affect her ears.

But listening to these young couples quarreling is also a kind of adjustment of life.

The man exhaled, "Is the next door still burning meat today?"

Not only the Chen couple who quarrel every day makes people feel uncomfortable, but also the Xie couple next door.

I ate in the yard in summer, and I smelled the delicious food, and I was suffering.

"I don't know, his meat has been eaten for so many days, and it should be finished."

"No one likes to eat meat like this!"

…

Su Xiaoman cooked mutton soup again. After this pot of soup was cooked, the last ten kilograms of mutton could be considered finished. She had cooked mutton many times before. After all, she couldn't eat this stuff every day. If she ate it often, she was afraid that their Xiaotu comrades would get angry.

"What else do you want to eat?"

"It's the same as before." It's been more than a month since she was pregnant, and Su Xiaoman felt that she didn't respond much and didn't need too much care, but Xie Mingtu took her very seriously, even he Books borrowed from the city library have also become "Precautions for Pregnancy", "Necessary for Pregnancy", "Internal Medicine", "Huangdi Neijing", "Shen Nong's Herbal Classic", "Su Wen", "XX Medical Records", "Old Chinese Medicine XXXXX" …

Su Xiaoman: "??!!" Huangdi Nei Jing? !

Su Xiaoman felt that the books he read were getting more and more outrageous. In addition to all kinds of aerospace-related books, the rest of the books in their family were all kinds of western medicine and traditional Chinese medicine. The dog was taking care of her while studying hard.

"The Midwife Years of Experience..."

Treatise on Febrile Diseases and Miscellaneous Diseases

Obstetrics & Gynecology

…

Xie Mingtu bought a full set of related medical books and various works related to Chinese and Western medicine from the medical university students.

"You really don't need to watch this!"

You can just read a guide to nursing pregnant women, are you planning to switch careers as a doctor? On the other hand, Xie Mingtu, relying on his ability to remember, began to study without sleep and food.

Su Xiaoman: "Even if you learn it, it's just on paper."

Do you think studying medicine is so easy?

So panic, Su Xiaoman sees him reading these books and thinks that he doesn't just want to be a good father to take care of his pregnant wife. Could this guy want to deliver her birth himself?

…

Su Xiaoman would rather he fights and somersaults at home every day like before.

"It's okay, Manman, I'll jot down some, maybe it will be useful."

Su Xiaoman saw that he couldn't stop him, so he had to let him continue reading, but Xie Mingtu was right, anyway, there is no harm in reading these books down.

Su Xiaoman was speechless and choked the most. After watching it for a few days, he really went to visit an old Chinese medicine doctor. Since he is an old Chinese medicine doctor, he naturally liked Xie Mingtu and gave him some pointers. I asked him a few words and taught him to discern the pulse.

Xie Mingtu was very happy when he came back, he said he wanted to give her a happy pulse with his own hands.

Su Xiaoman: "…"

Go!

But she still smiled helplessly and let this Xie Gouzi give her the pulse. This guy is even more barefoot doctor than a barefoot doctor. He is completely unreliable. Su Xiaoman thinks that he is very unreliable. His relatives are doctors, and his medical skills are unreliable.

"Manman, it's the happy pulse!"

"I'm going to be a dad!"

Su Xiaoman slapped him lightly on the face, the hospital has already given the results, do you still need it? !

You stinking quack!

I will let you learn to build a space plane, and you will have to read extracurricular books (medical books) in the middle.

The expectant fathers always listen to the fetal movements to interact with the cubs, but this Xie Mingtu said that he should feel her pulse every day, as if he wanted to get her a pulse of peace every day.

Feeling the existence of the child from the pulse, Su Xiaoman really doesn't know how to complain, is this the romance of Chinese medicine?

Su Xiaoman rested her chin with her hand, thinking that such a pregnancy life is really colorful and delicious, and that pregnant women of old Chinese medicine practitioners can experience this kind of treatment?

No, there is another answer.

Su Xiaoman had a dream at night, she dreamed of Su Guifei and her Imperial Doctor Xie, Su Guifei was pregnant, the beautiful Imperial Doctor Xie came to diagnose her pulse every day, and touched her little hand intimately Of course, Concubine Su's child is naturally not the emperor's, but the seed of Imperial Physician Xie in front of her.

Concubine Su and her Imperial Physician Xie planned to give the child a Beijing hukou, and the child born became a prince. Not long after, Imperial Physician Xie killed the emperor, the prince succeeded the throne, and Concubine Su was upgraded She became the Queen Mother Su who was under the curtain.

No way, Empress Dowager Su is too lazy to take care of everything, and the power of the government falls on the body of Jin Yiwei. In her dream, Empress Dowager Su panicked and tried to fight the carp. The Jinyi Guard seems to be my child's father's vest, okay, continue to lie down.

Being queen mother is really cool!

Su Xiaoman got up the next day, still attached to the quilt and unwilling to wake up from the dream, it is really cool to be the queen mother, and she can also lick a cute little emperor, this little emperor looks too like a pocket Dog, if you have nothing to do, you can still hire a doctor...

Unfortunately, the dream is still a dream after all. After waking up, everything in the dream turned into nothingness. The Xie imperial doctor and the little emperor were gone, and the cute cubs in the dream were gone.

Although Su Xiaoman can't remember what the person in her dream looks like, she clearly knows that the little cub looks very cute!

So when Su Xiaoman woke up, she sat on the kang and was lost for a while.

…Her little emperor cub and handsome imperial doctor are gone.

Xie Mingtu brought her a bowl of noodles, and seeing her like a little eggplant beaten by frost, he quickly asked her softly, "Manman, what's wrong? Didn't sleep well last night?"

Su Xiaoman shook his head, thinking that it was not that he slept well, but that he slept too well, and had a great dream, "I had a dream."

Xie Mingtu smiled and kissed the corner of her mouth, and naturally touched her wrist, "What a dream."

Su Xiaoman's face was a little red, "I forgot most of the plot, it is a very wonderful and wonderful dream anyway!"

Although Su Guifei still remembers the general plot of the dream after waking up, Su Xiaoman will never tell others about this shameful dream, even Comrade Xiaotu he.

I had an affair with you in my dream…

It's too embarrassing, obviously the reality is husband and wife.

Xie Mingtu was curious: "Really? What did you dream about?"

Su Xiaoman thought for a while, and decided to use the Spring and Autumn brushwork to pick up a description that could be said: "I dreamed of you and our child. At the beginning of the dream, the two of us were troubled."

Xie Mingtu: "What?"

Su Xiaoman: "I want to give the child a Beijing household registration."

Xie Mingtu: "...??! The child's account?"

"Well, anyway, we succeeded later, and then both of us have a successful career..." Su Xiaoman ambiguously finished the ending in the dream.

"Really?" Xie Mingtu smiled, "Manman saw me fly a plane in a dream?"

Su Xiaoman almost choked on her own saliva, "Mmmm... Almost, anyway, you are very handsome in my dream."

"But we didn't have a daughter, we had a son."

Su Xiaoman thought of the cute little puppy in her dream, and she was a little greedy. She regretted that the dream was too short. Later, the Queen Mother Su ate and drank again and had signs of pregnancy. wake up.

If the dream is longer, I can put together a squeamish little padded jacket, Su Xiaoman shed tears silently in my heart, thinking that this kind of good dream does not know when I can do it again, anyway, the dream is full of Unreal, dreaming of everything in the end! !

"Manman..." After hearing her words, Xie Mingtu was stunned and grabbed her wrist nervously.

"Manman, I seem to have found twins."