I'm not saying, your IQ is really bad
Chapter 88
Chapter 88
The third year of junior high school seems to be a tense stage. Whoever I play with now is discussing studies, or explaining topics seriously. I am too embarrassed to interrupt such a tense atmosphere, even those who are usually stupid Li Ze, the roe deer, is already thinking about math problems, and I, a man who is still reading other extracurricular books, "I'm a clean stream in this class!!" I laughed twice, and the eyes of the class flashed Focused on me, and left after a second.
Alas, you are still in the last semester... why are you so serious?I feel like time flies by? "I said, how about we go to the canteen later?" I'm really bored, and if I read the textbook a few times, I won't be able to remember it. It's better for me to let it be.
"You pervert, don't talk to me!" Li Ze yelled, why did he feel that there was a trace of grievance on his expression, he cried out and said: "You don't pay much attention to class, you only care about playing all day long, and you still take exams. No. [-] in the whole grade, I don't want to..." Li Ze pointed at me suddenly, and opened his squinted eyes, "Are you trying to distract me like this and prevent me from reviewing, so that you will lose one Competitor?! I see through you! Linghu Yifei!"
"You think too much, an opponent like you is irrelevant." I looked at Li Ze speechlessly.
"Your blow is really big, can't you encourage me more?" Li Ze put down his textbook and pen.
Do you still think how I can encourage you?Come on roe deer!Are you always the best? !I can't do it!Blame me!
"Come on!" In the end, he still said "Come on" so superficially, but his eyes were firm and he added gestures. A simple and good boy like Li Ze should feel my fiery and sincere gaze.Sure enough, I sensed it, and obediently picked up the textbook and started working on the exercise book.
Forget it, I'll go alone... But every time I go to the canteen by myself, there must be nothing good, every time it's this month's exam, the final exam, I'm the only one left Go to the canteen to buy goods, buy some snacks and go back to give them to eat...
Don't tell me, it's the same as last semester, this f*ck is Liang Junhao again, he hasn't appeared in front of me this semester, only occasionally heard Chen Guoguo talking about his big news, "I'm f*cking with you Do you have a grudge? Why are you always squatting at me at this time?" I put my hands in the pockets of my school pants and sighed. Is your head okay? Sitting in the middle of this corridor, there is a cliff waiting for you. I'm sorry, otherwise why would the old man climb down from the fifth floor.
"I just want to tell you that even if it's the third semester of junior high school, I won't make it easy for you in the last year. My purpose is to keep you safe." Liang Junhao stood up, leaned against the pillar, and smiled mockingly one time.
What is he doing?Did he think he was filming a TV series?Such an awkward posture, how did he pose so naturally... "I know, you said it, but what about your actions?" I walked forward, separated by a meter from him, "What do you want to do? ? Recently, I keep hearing you confessing to various girls, why? Do you want to compare your confession?"
"I didn't expect you to be so well-informed. You also pay attention to me."
"Hahahaha..." I smiled awkwardly.Who wants to follow you? It was obviously Chen Guoguo who told me. Sometimes I don't want to hear this kind of gossip, but someone else came to tell you. Obviously you know nothing, but there is an extra Chen Guoguo Hypnotize you beside, "Do you want to build a harem?"
"puff."
"Are you going to build a harem, and then bring your powerful harem to kill me?" I feel like I can't hold back my laughter, so I'd better leave quickly. I walked past Liang Junhao, and I left behind Let you slowly feel my aura.
"What you want and what you like will be mine." Liang Junhao said this.
"How?" I turned back and raised my eyebrows.
"What if I move?"
"what?"
"Lin Fei..."
I just heard the first two words, but my instant strength immediately grabbed his collar and lowered his head completely, his face was almost touching the ground, he seemed to be frightened by me for such a moment arrive. "What do you want to do?" I tripped over his center of gravity with my right foot, and he almost collapsed on the ground. I grabbed his collar with my right hand and pulled him up.
"You don't admit it with your mouth, but you are very honest in your heart." Liang Junhao was caught by me like this, probably because I was frightened, the smile on his face almost twitched.
Let go of his hand, let go of him.
"Cough cough cough... I didn't expect you to be so powerful. Fortunately, I didn't fight with you."
"Don't even think about it." I turned around and left, slightly turning my head to look behind me, with a wide angle of view, I vaguely saw Liang Junhao's smile rising from the corner of his mouth.
I was too irrational just now. I didn’t expect my first reaction was to catch him and threaten him. Now I’m afraid I’ll be caught by him. I don’t know what that mentally twisted nose-hair monster will do. I’d better... I took out my mobile phone from my trouser pocket and froze, what should I do first?Tell Lin Feishuang what someone is going to do to her?What can be done with her?threaten?harm?It's the end of the term now, and she's a student in the excellent class. This school pays special attention to grades, and she's in the top [-] of her grade.
I put the phone back into my trouser pocket again, and I dared that Liang Junhao would not do anything, he had confessed his love to so many girls, and he was famous inside and outside the school, what else could he do?Could it be that he can still catch up with Lin Feishuang?
But he is much better than me in terms of height and appearance, I... "Chen Guang?" Isn't this Chen Guang?Why can you see in the canteen, are there still children who don't like to study?
"Are you here to buy something too?" Chen Guang gnawed on the mung bean cake in his hand, and sat on the red plastic stool in the canteen.
"Is this delicious? A new variety?" I pointed to the mung bean cake in his hand. He broke half of it and gave it to me. Eat cucumber-flavored potato chips for a change."
"Hey, isn't this Linghu?" The uncle came out and leaned against the glass cabinet, "How can I buy something?"
"I want a pack of cucumber-flavored potato chips, and a bag of mung bean cakes."
"Didn't you just say to change the flavor?" Chen Guang looked at me in a daze.
"I don't like sweets very much. He has five in a bag. I'll take some back and give them a taste." After all, I've already eaten the one in Chen Guang's hand. It feels too sweet, and it took a few tenths of a second. It's time to decide to eat cucumber-flavored potato chips, "By the way, Chen Guang, I want to ask you a question."
"Okay." Chen Guang patted the red plastic stool next to him and asked me to sit there.
After I sat down, I told Chen Guang the detailed process of what happened just now.
"No way!" The mung bean pancake Chen Guang was biting sprayed on my face, "What are you doing!"
Stretch out your hand to wipe off the crumbs of cake sprayed on your face, "Brother, can you finish eating before talking... You sprayed my face with crumbs of cake..."
"I'm sorry." After Chen Guang tried his best to swallow the cake, "You fucked me!"
This time it wasn't the cake crumbs but the drool. Fortunately, I had a tissue in my trouser pocket. I took out the tissue and wiped my face, "I didn't know!"
"Could it be that he has a bad head?"
"Square skull?"
"Is he fierce?" Chen Guang grabbed me and said.
"do not know."
"You two from Sichuan?" The boss uncle stared at me and Chen Guang.
"I'm not, he is." I pointed to Chen Guang who was eating mung bean pancakes.And these are all learned from him.
"Why don't you know?" Chen Guang patted my thigh, "It's king to know whether others are strong or not, otherwise you think? Do you know who the big boss in the sea is?"
"Is there a big boss in our sea?" I couldn't hold back my smile, "Every time someone stood up and said, I want to be a big boss in the sea, I was beaten by a bunch of people. Where do you think there is a hahaha Ha ha ha ha!!"
"Hahahahahahaha, it seems that I organized others to beat that idiot."
It turned out to be you, so I said why the organization is always so fast, Chen Guang's popularity doesn't seem to be bad. "Then think about it, what is the situation with this problem?"
"He..." Chen Guangding was there.
"Him?" I looked at Chen Guang suspiciously.
"Which one is he?" Chen Guang frowned and looked at me. I was already devastated. Such a tall face is not distorted, which is amazing."
"However, you can't complain about his appearance..." I picked up a bag of potato chips, and was about to open the bag, pinching the two sides.
"I'm complaining about your appearance."
"Boom!" The potato chip package was opened, and some pieces of potato chips flew out.
I raised my head and looked at Chen Guang, "Can you, give me a little dignity? Brother." I picked up the bag of straws hanging next to the refrigerator, took two straws as chopsticks, and ate potato chips between them. "Do you want to eat it or not? I think this brand of potato chips, especially the cucumber flavor, is very delicious, and there is another kind, which is fresh and elegant, as if it has a small fresh taste."
"Did you listen to me just now?" Chen Guang stared at me, "We were discussing about Liang Junhao just now, you're so smart, wouldn't you... how to strangle to death, no, how to strangle to death, no no no, I think about it."
Brother, what do you want to do...
"You're so smart, you don't even know how to deal with other people's boring threats, do you?" Chen Guang squinted his eyes, took out a piece of mung bean cake from a bag, looked at me intently, and said slowly. Chewing slowly...mung bean cake.
Your mung bean cake looks delicious, but I don’t like it too sweet. Also, where did he get so many mung bean cakes, “You have been eating mung bean cakes here? How many of you are there?” By the way, didn't you have lunch?"
"No, I missed it." Chen Guang smiled, "But the mung bean cake is pretty good, and then I bought too much, do you want to eat it?"
"It's too sweet, I won't eat it."
"How long are you two going to stay here at the canteen?" The uncle held the glass cabinet, "Isn't there a final exam now? Could it be that you two want to skip class and not review? Go back soon."
"No! Of course not." Chen Guang waved his hand.
"That's because it's warm here." I smiled, "Uncle, do you still have cucumber-flavored potato chips?" I feel addicted to eating them.
"Go back quickly, the prefects of your class will come to arrest people later, it has been several times, I don't want to help you take the blame again, go back to review."
"Okay, okay." Everything I bought is ready, just go back to the classroom and eat slowly, "Brother, let's go, I want to go back first."
"Okay then, let's go, uncle." Chen Guang stood up, stretched his waist, picked up all the garbage and threw it in the trash can, clapped his hands, put my shoulders on my shoulders and walked out of the door of the dormitory, "You Are you going back to class?"
The classmates who just passed by looked at the two of us shoulder to shoulder, and it was also a very magical scene. After all, I was the first in every grade in the monthly exam, and Chen Guang was the most famous bad student in the whole school. To put it bluntly, A schoolmaster and a bad student, walking shoulder to shoulder, chatting about something.
The associations for others are either that Xueba wants to be a bad boy or is abducted by bad boys, or that Xueba wants to get close to Xueba one day and strangle him to death by the way.The scumbags actually have a love-hate relationship with the bullies. The love is because they can copy their homework, and the hate is... like me, who sleeps in a daze in class, thinking about playing every day, and keeps studying at a stable level, ah No, I have already broken through the stable level, and mine is already an abnormal line.
In other words, I don't know which class Chen Guang is in now, "Brother, which class are you in?"
"Don't call me brother," Chen Guang raised his hand, walked in front of me, looked back, "brother is just a legend."
I feel like I'm already in a daze. Isn't Chen Guang a clear stream among the nobles?You were infected by the nobles. Aren't you the one who is not infected at all among the nobles? "You still didn't say what class you were in."
"I'm in Class Nine, and I'm going to go to the Spring Enrollment to take the exam. If I can't go to high school, it's good to go to a vocational school."
In other words, the deadline my dad gave me is coming soon, if I continue playing like this, he will definitely settle accounts with me.I zipped up my jacket around my neck, it wasn't very cold this winter, but I still felt very cold, "Chen Guang, how many clothes are you wearing?"
"There are short-sleeved school uniforms, a sweater, and a school uniform jacket inside." Chen Guang opened his arms.
I stretched out my hand and squeezed the cotton of his sweater, which was basically only worn in the days of Li Qiu. Why is he not cold? .The innermost one is still thermal clothing, and three pairs of trousers."
"Three pairs of pants?!" Chen Guang looked at me in surprise.
"The other one is underwear." I responded calmly.
(End of this chapter)
The third year of junior high school seems to be a tense stage. Whoever I play with now is discussing studies, or explaining topics seriously. I am too embarrassed to interrupt such a tense atmosphere, even those who are usually stupid Li Ze, the roe deer, is already thinking about math problems, and I, a man who is still reading other extracurricular books, "I'm a clean stream in this class!!" I laughed twice, and the eyes of the class flashed Focused on me, and left after a second.
Alas, you are still in the last semester... why are you so serious?I feel like time flies by? "I said, how about we go to the canteen later?" I'm really bored, and if I read the textbook a few times, I won't be able to remember it. It's better for me to let it be.
"You pervert, don't talk to me!" Li Ze yelled, why did he feel that there was a trace of grievance on his expression, he cried out and said: "You don't pay much attention to class, you only care about playing all day long, and you still take exams. No. [-] in the whole grade, I don't want to..." Li Ze pointed at me suddenly, and opened his squinted eyes, "Are you trying to distract me like this and prevent me from reviewing, so that you will lose one Competitor?! I see through you! Linghu Yifei!"
"You think too much, an opponent like you is irrelevant." I looked at Li Ze speechlessly.
"Your blow is really big, can't you encourage me more?" Li Ze put down his textbook and pen.
Do you still think how I can encourage you?Come on roe deer!Are you always the best? !I can't do it!Blame me!
"Come on!" In the end, he still said "Come on" so superficially, but his eyes were firm and he added gestures. A simple and good boy like Li Ze should feel my fiery and sincere gaze.Sure enough, I sensed it, and obediently picked up the textbook and started working on the exercise book.
Forget it, I'll go alone... But every time I go to the canteen by myself, there must be nothing good, every time it's this month's exam, the final exam, I'm the only one left Go to the canteen to buy goods, buy some snacks and go back to give them to eat...
Don't tell me, it's the same as last semester, this f*ck is Liang Junhao again, he hasn't appeared in front of me this semester, only occasionally heard Chen Guoguo talking about his big news, "I'm f*cking with you Do you have a grudge? Why are you always squatting at me at this time?" I put my hands in the pockets of my school pants and sighed. Is your head okay? Sitting in the middle of this corridor, there is a cliff waiting for you. I'm sorry, otherwise why would the old man climb down from the fifth floor.
"I just want to tell you that even if it's the third semester of junior high school, I won't make it easy for you in the last year. My purpose is to keep you safe." Liang Junhao stood up, leaned against the pillar, and smiled mockingly one time.
What is he doing?Did he think he was filming a TV series?Such an awkward posture, how did he pose so naturally... "I know, you said it, but what about your actions?" I walked forward, separated by a meter from him, "What do you want to do? ? Recently, I keep hearing you confessing to various girls, why? Do you want to compare your confession?"
"I didn't expect you to be so well-informed. You also pay attention to me."
"Hahahaha..." I smiled awkwardly.Who wants to follow you? It was obviously Chen Guoguo who told me. Sometimes I don't want to hear this kind of gossip, but someone else came to tell you. Obviously you know nothing, but there is an extra Chen Guoguo Hypnotize you beside, "Do you want to build a harem?"
"puff."
"Are you going to build a harem, and then bring your powerful harem to kill me?" I feel like I can't hold back my laughter, so I'd better leave quickly. I walked past Liang Junhao, and I left behind Let you slowly feel my aura.
"What you want and what you like will be mine." Liang Junhao said this.
"How?" I turned back and raised my eyebrows.
"What if I move?"
"what?"
"Lin Fei..."
I just heard the first two words, but my instant strength immediately grabbed his collar and lowered his head completely, his face was almost touching the ground, he seemed to be frightened by me for such a moment arrive. "What do you want to do?" I tripped over his center of gravity with my right foot, and he almost collapsed on the ground. I grabbed his collar with my right hand and pulled him up.
"You don't admit it with your mouth, but you are very honest in your heart." Liang Junhao was caught by me like this, probably because I was frightened, the smile on his face almost twitched.
Let go of his hand, let go of him.
"Cough cough cough... I didn't expect you to be so powerful. Fortunately, I didn't fight with you."
"Don't even think about it." I turned around and left, slightly turning my head to look behind me, with a wide angle of view, I vaguely saw Liang Junhao's smile rising from the corner of his mouth.
I was too irrational just now. I didn’t expect my first reaction was to catch him and threaten him. Now I’m afraid I’ll be caught by him. I don’t know what that mentally twisted nose-hair monster will do. I’d better... I took out my mobile phone from my trouser pocket and froze, what should I do first?Tell Lin Feishuang what someone is going to do to her?What can be done with her?threaten?harm?It's the end of the term now, and she's a student in the excellent class. This school pays special attention to grades, and she's in the top [-] of her grade.
I put the phone back into my trouser pocket again, and I dared that Liang Junhao would not do anything, he had confessed his love to so many girls, and he was famous inside and outside the school, what else could he do?Could it be that he can still catch up with Lin Feishuang?
But he is much better than me in terms of height and appearance, I... "Chen Guang?" Isn't this Chen Guang?Why can you see in the canteen, are there still children who don't like to study?
"Are you here to buy something too?" Chen Guang gnawed on the mung bean cake in his hand, and sat on the red plastic stool in the canteen.
"Is this delicious? A new variety?" I pointed to the mung bean cake in his hand. He broke half of it and gave it to me. Eat cucumber-flavored potato chips for a change."
"Hey, isn't this Linghu?" The uncle came out and leaned against the glass cabinet, "How can I buy something?"
"I want a pack of cucumber-flavored potato chips, and a bag of mung bean cakes."
"Didn't you just say to change the flavor?" Chen Guang looked at me in a daze.
"I don't like sweets very much. He has five in a bag. I'll take some back and give them a taste." After all, I've already eaten the one in Chen Guang's hand. It feels too sweet, and it took a few tenths of a second. It's time to decide to eat cucumber-flavored potato chips, "By the way, Chen Guang, I want to ask you a question."
"Okay." Chen Guang patted the red plastic stool next to him and asked me to sit there.
After I sat down, I told Chen Guang the detailed process of what happened just now.
"No way!" The mung bean pancake Chen Guang was biting sprayed on my face, "What are you doing!"
Stretch out your hand to wipe off the crumbs of cake sprayed on your face, "Brother, can you finish eating before talking... You sprayed my face with crumbs of cake..."
"I'm sorry." After Chen Guang tried his best to swallow the cake, "You fucked me!"
This time it wasn't the cake crumbs but the drool. Fortunately, I had a tissue in my trouser pocket. I took out the tissue and wiped my face, "I didn't know!"
"Could it be that he has a bad head?"
"Square skull?"
"Is he fierce?" Chen Guang grabbed me and said.
"do not know."
"You two from Sichuan?" The boss uncle stared at me and Chen Guang.
"I'm not, he is." I pointed to Chen Guang who was eating mung bean pancakes.And these are all learned from him.
"Why don't you know?" Chen Guang patted my thigh, "It's king to know whether others are strong or not, otherwise you think? Do you know who the big boss in the sea is?"
"Is there a big boss in our sea?" I couldn't hold back my smile, "Every time someone stood up and said, I want to be a big boss in the sea, I was beaten by a bunch of people. Where do you think there is a hahaha Ha ha ha ha!!"
"Hahahahahahaha, it seems that I organized others to beat that idiot."
It turned out to be you, so I said why the organization is always so fast, Chen Guang's popularity doesn't seem to be bad. "Then think about it, what is the situation with this problem?"
"He..." Chen Guangding was there.
"Him?" I looked at Chen Guang suspiciously.
"Which one is he?" Chen Guang frowned and looked at me. I was already devastated. Such a tall face is not distorted, which is amazing."
"However, you can't complain about his appearance..." I picked up a bag of potato chips, and was about to open the bag, pinching the two sides.
"I'm complaining about your appearance."
"Boom!" The potato chip package was opened, and some pieces of potato chips flew out.
I raised my head and looked at Chen Guang, "Can you, give me a little dignity? Brother." I picked up the bag of straws hanging next to the refrigerator, took two straws as chopsticks, and ate potato chips between them. "Do you want to eat it or not? I think this brand of potato chips, especially the cucumber flavor, is very delicious, and there is another kind, which is fresh and elegant, as if it has a small fresh taste."
"Did you listen to me just now?" Chen Guang stared at me, "We were discussing about Liang Junhao just now, you're so smart, wouldn't you... how to strangle to death, no, how to strangle to death, no no no, I think about it."
Brother, what do you want to do...
"You're so smart, you don't even know how to deal with other people's boring threats, do you?" Chen Guang squinted his eyes, took out a piece of mung bean cake from a bag, looked at me intently, and said slowly. Chewing slowly...mung bean cake.
Your mung bean cake looks delicious, but I don’t like it too sweet. Also, where did he get so many mung bean cakes, “You have been eating mung bean cakes here? How many of you are there?” By the way, didn't you have lunch?"
"No, I missed it." Chen Guang smiled, "But the mung bean cake is pretty good, and then I bought too much, do you want to eat it?"
"It's too sweet, I won't eat it."
"How long are you two going to stay here at the canteen?" The uncle held the glass cabinet, "Isn't there a final exam now? Could it be that you two want to skip class and not review? Go back soon."
"No! Of course not." Chen Guang waved his hand.
"That's because it's warm here." I smiled, "Uncle, do you still have cucumber-flavored potato chips?" I feel addicted to eating them.
"Go back quickly, the prefects of your class will come to arrest people later, it has been several times, I don't want to help you take the blame again, go back to review."
"Okay, okay." Everything I bought is ready, just go back to the classroom and eat slowly, "Brother, let's go, I want to go back first."
"Okay then, let's go, uncle." Chen Guang stood up, stretched his waist, picked up all the garbage and threw it in the trash can, clapped his hands, put my shoulders on my shoulders and walked out of the door of the dormitory, "You Are you going back to class?"
The classmates who just passed by looked at the two of us shoulder to shoulder, and it was also a very magical scene. After all, I was the first in every grade in the monthly exam, and Chen Guang was the most famous bad student in the whole school. To put it bluntly, A schoolmaster and a bad student, walking shoulder to shoulder, chatting about something.
The associations for others are either that Xueba wants to be a bad boy or is abducted by bad boys, or that Xueba wants to get close to Xueba one day and strangle him to death by the way.The scumbags actually have a love-hate relationship with the bullies. The love is because they can copy their homework, and the hate is... like me, who sleeps in a daze in class, thinking about playing every day, and keeps studying at a stable level, ah No, I have already broken through the stable level, and mine is already an abnormal line.
In other words, I don't know which class Chen Guang is in now, "Brother, which class are you in?"
"Don't call me brother," Chen Guang raised his hand, walked in front of me, looked back, "brother is just a legend."
I feel like I'm already in a daze. Isn't Chen Guang a clear stream among the nobles?You were infected by the nobles. Aren't you the one who is not infected at all among the nobles? "You still didn't say what class you were in."
"I'm in Class Nine, and I'm going to go to the Spring Enrollment to take the exam. If I can't go to high school, it's good to go to a vocational school."
In other words, the deadline my dad gave me is coming soon, if I continue playing like this, he will definitely settle accounts with me.I zipped up my jacket around my neck, it wasn't very cold this winter, but I still felt very cold, "Chen Guang, how many clothes are you wearing?"
"There are short-sleeved school uniforms, a sweater, and a school uniform jacket inside." Chen Guang opened his arms.
I stretched out my hand and squeezed the cotton of his sweater, which was basically only worn in the days of Li Qiu. Why is he not cold? .The innermost one is still thermal clothing, and three pairs of trousers."
"Three pairs of pants?!" Chen Guang looked at me in surprise.
"The other one is underwear." I responded calmly.
(End of this chapter)
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