I'm not saying, your IQ is really bad
Chapter 7
Chapter 7
"Wait for the get out of class bell to ring..." As soon as Chen Yihao finished speaking, the get out of class bell rang, "Come on, follow me to the fourth floor. Find class ten!" Chen Yihao immediately took the lead and got up, Li Ze also got up and followed Chen Yihao , I certainly have no reason to abandon them.
Hey, hey, hey... wait a minute, I started to think when I stepped on the first step of the stairs, isn't class ten the excellent class?I still clearly remember that this school has a grading system. Students with outstanding grades are assigned to Class [-] to Class [-], while students with average and not outstanding grades are assigned to Class [-] to Class [-]... Of course there are some Exceptions, such as ethnic minorities, Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan household registration, and transfer students are all assigned to ordinary classes... "I remember the class leader said, don't just step on the fourth floor..."
"Aren't you the squad leader?" Li Ze stopped in his tracks and looked back at me abruptly.
"It seems to be too..." Yes, I remember that I am also the monitor... "No, I am the deputy, I am talking about the real monitor!"
"It's okay, Class Ten and Class Eight and Class Nine are on the first floor, it doesn't matter, the people in their classes are very friendly." Chen Yihao stuck his head out from the handrail of the stairs on the upper floor, looked at me, and smiled with crooked eyes.
"Okay." Although I didn't know that the squad leader said in the class meeting that we should not set foot on floors above the fourth floor, we have already stepped on it. After hearing what the squad leader said, I thought we were going to step into the kingdom of heaven. Li Ze warmly greeted the people he knew in class [-]... Probably because of the "hierarchy" of this school, the students began to look down on others. The teacher should always teach the students in the excellent class not to be like the students in classes [-] to [-]. The students are so lazy, they spend all day studying hard at the desk and don't know what they will do tomorrow...
"Hello." Chen Yihao politely knocked on the front door of Class Ten, and slowly pushed it open, "Look for Liang Shikang."
"puff."
"What's wrong with you?" Li Ze looked back at me.I held out my hand and waved it.
No, why is the name of the person we are looking for so delightful... If there is someone who speaks Hong Kong Mandarin with substandard Mandarin pronunciation like me, wouldn't Liang Shikang become a cold shithole... I want to calm down, calm down.That classmate named Shikeng, ah no, Shi Kang’s classmate came out at the invitation, wearing a pair of thick black framed eyes, hair that looks very energetic, and school uniform is also neat and tidy, about 1.7 meters tall.
"What's the matter? Take the number." Liang Shikang glanced at us first, and then said to Chen Yihao.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!" Li Ze's unrestrained laughter could be heard echoing throughout the corridor, and even passers-by couldn't help it Look back at him.
"Didn't you know before me? You should have known Chen Yihao before me." I really wanted to take off a shoe and stuff it into Li Ze's mouth, his ear-piercing laughter.No, I can't help but I have to ask, "Student, may I ask you..."
"Shikeng, let's get some information today." Chen Yihao interrupted my questioning, put his hand on Liang Shikang's shoulder, and said solemnly.
"Hahahaha your nickname is really Shikeng!" I guessed that I should go to the welfare lottery to buy a 36 pick seven.
"Hahahahahaha you are really called Shikeng, who the hell is so talented to call you Shikeng hahaha!!" Li Ze was already lying on the railing of the corridor with a smile, pointing at Liang Shikang.
"No wonder Chen Yihao's face is solemn..." I put my hands on my hips, and I was so tired from laughing so damn much... I still don't want to say the following sentence...
"Because Chen Yihao built a shithole hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"
"Pfft!!" Wow, Li Ze, you finally understand my heart, but I have already held back my words. After all, we have something to ask for, so let's keep Li Ze's mouth shut first.I reached out to seal Li Ze's mouth, but his mouth was too big when he smiled, I felt like I could put a fist into his mouth...
"It's okay, I also think shit pits are funny." Liang Shikang's mouth slightly raised, "I'm used to it, let me tell you, I know you were picked up by Chen Guang recently, and the three of you want to know from me Which three run?!"
"Wise!" Li Ze understood instantly, and gave a standing ovation, "I like this shithole, no, I like this classmate..."
"..." You have exposed that you are mocking him... I can only look at Li Ze with eyes that look mentally retarded.
"A lemon tea from the canteen!" Chen Yihao stretched out his hand, waiting for Liang Shikang to clap his hands.
"Deal!" Liang Shikang immediately high-fived Chen Yihao.
"This is really a lemon tea, just..." Well, I think the world is too complicated.In this pure school life, it can still be reached with short deals. "So……"
"Come to me after the fourth class, that is, after eating and before lunch break, you must come to me." Liang Shikang snapped his fingers.
"No problem." Li Ze also snapped his fingers in response.
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lunch break.
Day students take a one-hour lunch break in the classroom.The three of us arrived at the gate of Class Ten as scheduled.
"Shit pit," said Li Ze, an inexplicable familiarity, "it's time for us..."
"Of course I will answer your questions as promised. I have already sucked the lemon tea you gave me." Liang Shikang patted his chest, "Believe me, my intelligence is second to none in this school. One."
"Where does your information come from?" Li Ze asked curiously.
"You don't understand the rules of the industry." Liang Shikang patted Li Ze on the shoulder, "Our industry rules for gossip are tight-lipped..."
"Are you really tight-lipped?" Why do I think it's a group of people who can't stand the temptation to say such a sentence, and feel like they will continue to take the bait if they lose one more temptation... "But you spread it to ten, ten to a hundred. If you can pass one to ten without breaking the rules, and try your best not to pass ten to one hundred, it's amazing."
"That's it." Liang Shikang leaned against the railing of the corridor, and looked at us in a posture that he thought was chic.
"Admiration." The three of us don't know that many people. It seems that he is also exchanging information with others in exchange for what we want. Of course, they are information transactions, and we are material transactions... It's not bad, a group of people People who will not do business at a loss. "Then tell us..."
"There is a red-haired rooster among them, you should have seen it, Chen Guang, you have seen it, and there is another one from our tenth class. There is no need to announce the one in our tenth class, the special class, he is from the track and field team. It was Chen Guang who hired him at a high price, at least Chen Guang had a perfect score in sports, and so did the red-feathered rooster." Liang Shikang patted the dust on his shoulder.
"In other words, our hope..." My gaze slowly turned to Li Ze.
"Miao Ran?!" Chen Yihao cooperated with me and looked at Li Ze.
"Wait a minute why are you all looking at me???" Li Ze took a step back in shock, "I'm fast!"
"Which way?" I greeted in seconds.
"..." Chen Yihao looked at Li Ze with unusually lewd eyes.
"That's it," Li Ze raised his hand to support his chin, "No! Why should I answer you this? I am very persistent. I can pierce ten steel plates."
"It turns out that you used it to practice this." After saying this, the three of us glanced at Li Ze neatly, and stayed on Li Ze's stall.
"Hey," Li Ze immediately covered his gear, "I can warn you if you do this, and sue you for visual indecent assault. And you're all off topic!"
If we all use scores as the benchmark, it doesn’t matter. Anyone can get a perfect score in the 200-meter run, but they are based on sports results... "Oh, I thought of it!" Chen Yihao was startled suddenly, he silently pressed the position of his heart, I reached out and touched Chen Yihao's shoulder to express my apology, "I thought of a good idea!"
"What idea!?" Li Ze and Liang Shikang asked at the same time.
"That's right..." I glanced at Li Ze, then at Liang Shikang, this guy must have sold our information to Chen Guang after listening, "Let's go back to the classroom first, I'm so tired from standing."
"Okay, the old man is weak and sick." Li Ze took the lead and walked to the stairs.
"Thank you Shikeng." Chen Yihao did not forget to turn his head to thank Liang Shikang.I also nodded in response to Liang Shikang to express my gratitude.
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In the classroom.
"Let's talk, let's talk, I can't wait for Linghu." Li Ze sat down and immediately approached me.
I silently stretched out my left hand to press Li Ze's head, and moved Li Ze's head to a normal distance, "Why can't you wait?" I smiled slightly.
"Little secret, I like listening to little secrets the most!"
"Yes, yes, whisper or something!" Chen Yihao turned around from the front, sat on the bench with his legs apart and looked at me.
"Li Ze, do you still remember what you said when you yelled at Chen Guang, that is, the sentence about sports performance."
"Anyway, the midterm exam will take physical education, so let's compare physical education scores, right?!" Li Ze said this in doubt.
"That's right, we are comparing sports scores, don't forget," I felt that everything was under my control, "We have optional exams for our physical exams, basketball, swimming, and football. Now we can pass full marks no matter how we run or test 50 points?!" With so many morning exercise tests between classes, the option test requires a full score of 20 points.
"Then what do you want to say?" Chen Yihao frowned.
"You said so much and I haven't heard the key points. Of course you will get full marks if the optional test is so simple, and you will get full marks if you run the 200 meters for so long. What if we tie with full marks?"
"Good question, then how much time do you spend dribbling in basketball?!" I clapped my hands, crossed my hands in front of my chest, and leaned on the back of the chair.
"A perfect score of 19 seconds." Li Ze replied without thinking.
"What about football?"
"11 seconds 9, wait a minute, what do you mean..." Chen Yihao gradually understood what I meant.
"If it's so easy to get a full score, we'll count the seconds. The difference between 19 seconds and 11 seconds is eight seconds." I smiled slightly, that is to say, "What a coincidence, among all the boys, only my sports option is football dribbling around the pole. And this information is only known by the physical education teacher.” Because I only need to practice once when I practice, it’s too embarrassing to be surrounded by girls.
"Me and Li Ze are both within 15 seconds to 18 seconds, if I remember correctly..." Chen Yihao lowered his head and thought for a while.
"Linghu, your seconds around the pole..." Li Ze glanced at me.
"25 meters around the pole..."
"9 seconds 2..."
I slammed the table, "I just want them to taste what it means to win with wisdom."
(End of this chapter)
"Wait for the get out of class bell to ring..." As soon as Chen Yihao finished speaking, the get out of class bell rang, "Come on, follow me to the fourth floor. Find class ten!" Chen Yihao immediately took the lead and got up, Li Ze also got up and followed Chen Yihao , I certainly have no reason to abandon them.
Hey, hey, hey... wait a minute, I started to think when I stepped on the first step of the stairs, isn't class ten the excellent class?I still clearly remember that this school has a grading system. Students with outstanding grades are assigned to Class [-] to Class [-], while students with average and not outstanding grades are assigned to Class [-] to Class [-]... Of course there are some Exceptions, such as ethnic minorities, Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan household registration, and transfer students are all assigned to ordinary classes... "I remember the class leader said, don't just step on the fourth floor..."
"Aren't you the squad leader?" Li Ze stopped in his tracks and looked back at me abruptly.
"It seems to be too..." Yes, I remember that I am also the monitor... "No, I am the deputy, I am talking about the real monitor!"
"It's okay, Class Ten and Class Eight and Class Nine are on the first floor, it doesn't matter, the people in their classes are very friendly." Chen Yihao stuck his head out from the handrail of the stairs on the upper floor, looked at me, and smiled with crooked eyes.
"Okay." Although I didn't know that the squad leader said in the class meeting that we should not set foot on floors above the fourth floor, we have already stepped on it. After hearing what the squad leader said, I thought we were going to step into the kingdom of heaven. Li Ze warmly greeted the people he knew in class [-]... Probably because of the "hierarchy" of this school, the students began to look down on others. The teacher should always teach the students in the excellent class not to be like the students in classes [-] to [-]. The students are so lazy, they spend all day studying hard at the desk and don't know what they will do tomorrow...
"Hello." Chen Yihao politely knocked on the front door of Class Ten, and slowly pushed it open, "Look for Liang Shikang."
"puff."
"What's wrong with you?" Li Ze looked back at me.I held out my hand and waved it.
No, why is the name of the person we are looking for so delightful... If there is someone who speaks Hong Kong Mandarin with substandard Mandarin pronunciation like me, wouldn't Liang Shikang become a cold shithole... I want to calm down, calm down.That classmate named Shikeng, ah no, Shi Kang’s classmate came out at the invitation, wearing a pair of thick black framed eyes, hair that looks very energetic, and school uniform is also neat and tidy, about 1.7 meters tall.
"What's the matter? Take the number." Liang Shikang glanced at us first, and then said to Chen Yihao.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!" Li Ze's unrestrained laughter could be heard echoing throughout the corridor, and even passers-by couldn't help it Look back at him.
"Didn't you know before me? You should have known Chen Yihao before me." I really wanted to take off a shoe and stuff it into Li Ze's mouth, his ear-piercing laughter.No, I can't help but I have to ask, "Student, may I ask you..."
"Shikeng, let's get some information today." Chen Yihao interrupted my questioning, put his hand on Liang Shikang's shoulder, and said solemnly.
"Hahahaha your nickname is really Shikeng!" I guessed that I should go to the welfare lottery to buy a 36 pick seven.
"Hahahahahaha you are really called Shikeng, who the hell is so talented to call you Shikeng hahaha!!" Li Ze was already lying on the railing of the corridor with a smile, pointing at Liang Shikang.
"No wonder Chen Yihao's face is solemn..." I put my hands on my hips, and I was so tired from laughing so damn much... I still don't want to say the following sentence...
"Because Chen Yihao built a shithole hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"
"Pfft!!" Wow, Li Ze, you finally understand my heart, but I have already held back my words. After all, we have something to ask for, so let's keep Li Ze's mouth shut first.I reached out to seal Li Ze's mouth, but his mouth was too big when he smiled, I felt like I could put a fist into his mouth...
"It's okay, I also think shit pits are funny." Liang Shikang's mouth slightly raised, "I'm used to it, let me tell you, I know you were picked up by Chen Guang recently, and the three of you want to know from me Which three run?!"
"Wise!" Li Ze understood instantly, and gave a standing ovation, "I like this shithole, no, I like this classmate..."
"..." You have exposed that you are mocking him... I can only look at Li Ze with eyes that look mentally retarded.
"A lemon tea from the canteen!" Chen Yihao stretched out his hand, waiting for Liang Shikang to clap his hands.
"Deal!" Liang Shikang immediately high-fived Chen Yihao.
"This is really a lemon tea, just..." Well, I think the world is too complicated.In this pure school life, it can still be reached with short deals. "So……"
"Come to me after the fourth class, that is, after eating and before lunch break, you must come to me." Liang Shikang snapped his fingers.
"No problem." Li Ze also snapped his fingers in response.
————————————————————————————————————————————————————
lunch break.
Day students take a one-hour lunch break in the classroom.The three of us arrived at the gate of Class Ten as scheduled.
"Shit pit," said Li Ze, an inexplicable familiarity, "it's time for us..."
"Of course I will answer your questions as promised. I have already sucked the lemon tea you gave me." Liang Shikang patted his chest, "Believe me, my intelligence is second to none in this school. One."
"Where does your information come from?" Li Ze asked curiously.
"You don't understand the rules of the industry." Liang Shikang patted Li Ze on the shoulder, "Our industry rules for gossip are tight-lipped..."
"Are you really tight-lipped?" Why do I think it's a group of people who can't stand the temptation to say such a sentence, and feel like they will continue to take the bait if they lose one more temptation... "But you spread it to ten, ten to a hundred. If you can pass one to ten without breaking the rules, and try your best not to pass ten to one hundred, it's amazing."
"That's it." Liang Shikang leaned against the railing of the corridor, and looked at us in a posture that he thought was chic.
"Admiration." The three of us don't know that many people. It seems that he is also exchanging information with others in exchange for what we want. Of course, they are information transactions, and we are material transactions... It's not bad, a group of people People who will not do business at a loss. "Then tell us..."
"There is a red-haired rooster among them, you should have seen it, Chen Guang, you have seen it, and there is another one from our tenth class. There is no need to announce the one in our tenth class, the special class, he is from the track and field team. It was Chen Guang who hired him at a high price, at least Chen Guang had a perfect score in sports, and so did the red-feathered rooster." Liang Shikang patted the dust on his shoulder.
"In other words, our hope..." My gaze slowly turned to Li Ze.
"Miao Ran?!" Chen Yihao cooperated with me and looked at Li Ze.
"Wait a minute why are you all looking at me???" Li Ze took a step back in shock, "I'm fast!"
"Which way?" I greeted in seconds.
"..." Chen Yihao looked at Li Ze with unusually lewd eyes.
"That's it," Li Ze raised his hand to support his chin, "No! Why should I answer you this? I am very persistent. I can pierce ten steel plates."
"It turns out that you used it to practice this." After saying this, the three of us glanced at Li Ze neatly, and stayed on Li Ze's stall.
"Hey," Li Ze immediately covered his gear, "I can warn you if you do this, and sue you for visual indecent assault. And you're all off topic!"
If we all use scores as the benchmark, it doesn’t matter. Anyone can get a perfect score in the 200-meter run, but they are based on sports results... "Oh, I thought of it!" Chen Yihao was startled suddenly, he silently pressed the position of his heart, I reached out and touched Chen Yihao's shoulder to express my apology, "I thought of a good idea!"
"What idea!?" Li Ze and Liang Shikang asked at the same time.
"That's right..." I glanced at Li Ze, then at Liang Shikang, this guy must have sold our information to Chen Guang after listening, "Let's go back to the classroom first, I'm so tired from standing."
"Okay, the old man is weak and sick." Li Ze took the lead and walked to the stairs.
"Thank you Shikeng." Chen Yihao did not forget to turn his head to thank Liang Shikang.I also nodded in response to Liang Shikang to express my gratitude.
————————————————————————————————————————————————————
In the classroom.
"Let's talk, let's talk, I can't wait for Linghu." Li Ze sat down and immediately approached me.
I silently stretched out my left hand to press Li Ze's head, and moved Li Ze's head to a normal distance, "Why can't you wait?" I smiled slightly.
"Little secret, I like listening to little secrets the most!"
"Yes, yes, whisper or something!" Chen Yihao turned around from the front, sat on the bench with his legs apart and looked at me.
"Li Ze, do you still remember what you said when you yelled at Chen Guang, that is, the sentence about sports performance."
"Anyway, the midterm exam will take physical education, so let's compare physical education scores, right?!" Li Ze said this in doubt.
"That's right, we are comparing sports scores, don't forget," I felt that everything was under my control, "We have optional exams for our physical exams, basketball, swimming, and football. Now we can pass full marks no matter how we run or test 50 points?!" With so many morning exercise tests between classes, the option test requires a full score of 20 points.
"Then what do you want to say?" Chen Yihao frowned.
"You said so much and I haven't heard the key points. Of course you will get full marks if the optional test is so simple, and you will get full marks if you run the 200 meters for so long. What if we tie with full marks?"
"Good question, then how much time do you spend dribbling in basketball?!" I clapped my hands, crossed my hands in front of my chest, and leaned on the back of the chair.
"A perfect score of 19 seconds." Li Ze replied without thinking.
"What about football?"
"11 seconds 9, wait a minute, what do you mean..." Chen Yihao gradually understood what I meant.
"If it's so easy to get a full score, we'll count the seconds. The difference between 19 seconds and 11 seconds is eight seconds." I smiled slightly, that is to say, "What a coincidence, among all the boys, only my sports option is football dribbling around the pole. And this information is only known by the physical education teacher.” Because I only need to practice once when I practice, it’s too embarrassing to be surrounded by girls.
"Me and Li Ze are both within 15 seconds to 18 seconds, if I remember correctly..." Chen Yihao lowered his head and thought for a while.
"Linghu, your seconds around the pole..." Li Ze glanced at me.
"25 meters around the pole..."
"9 seconds 2..."
I slammed the table, "I just want them to taste what it means to win with wisdom."
(End of this chapter)
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