I'm not saying, your IQ is really bad
Chapter 24 Nose hair and class
Chapter 24 Nose hair and class
"That's our passionate cuisine..."
"Enough!" Liang Junhao finally couldn't hold back his words, "I threw a piece of trash all the way back to keep teasing you, not to listen to you here telling me how to make food with heart, you ignore me like this, me!"
"You?" Chen Yihao continued.
I glanced at Li Ze, Li Ze pouted at the side, and happily drank the lemon tea in his hand after a while, but fortunately Li Ze is quite obedient sometimes, I thought he would stand up and turn back.
"I..." Liang Junhao stopped moving his hands floating in the air.
Brother, you will not forget your lines at this critical moment, "You drank the lemon tea I gave you."
"Even if the lemon tea is delicious, I won't be bought by a box of lemon tea like you!!" Liang Junhao roared with righteous indignation.
Are you arrogant?But I'm not interested in boys, and I don't want to attack you at all. This is a real-life strategy game. Can you use another person to do the strategy. "Okay, no matter how much lemon tea enters your heart, it can't overcome your hatred for me, can it? Can you tell me why you hate me so much? I'm willing to accompany you to the end."
"Because I'm with you..."
"It's so loud and loud during the day, what are you doing?" Chen Guoguo appeared in the middle of our dispute with a bottle of green packaged yoghurt. Chen Guoguo glanced at Li Ze, "Li Ze Are you stupid?"
"Because he disturbed Li Ze's cooking." Chen Yihao pointed at Liang Junhao.
Liang Junhao played his hair with his hands nonchalantly, bent slightly and said: "Miss sister, we are discussing here, the scene is a little intense, can you excuse me for a while?" Liang Junhao smiled at Chen Guoguo, his eyes widened. Follow along with a smile.
Chen Guoguo looked at him calmly for six or seven seconds, took a sip of the yogurt she was holding, "Miss? My sister?"
"Yes, it is."
At this time, I can only hehe, I don't believe that Chen Guoguo would like you, the three of us sat side by side on the stone chair and watched you quietly.
"Did you know that when you smile your nose hairs are exposed, you might as well cut your nose hairs if you have time." Chen Guoguo sipped the yogurt in her hand with a look of disdain.
"Guoguo, don't tell me, his nose hairs are breaking through the sky!!" Li Ze laughed loudly while patting his thigh.Chen Yihao smiled and applauded next to me.
"Puff! Cough cough cough..." I choked so much that I took a sip of lemon tea.If you talk about him like that, I will always think of nose hair when I see him in the future, and he will become a nose hair stalk in the future, "Calm down, nose hair can be trimmed..."
"No, Linghu, he doesn't have a normal face, and he blooms like a flower when he smiles... I'm... a little disgusting, isn't it?!" Chen Guoguo explained while sitting next to me.
"Don't explain, I feel like a vibrating mobile phone is sitting on my left." Chen Yihao on my left has already bent down and hugged his stomach with one hand, and happily patted the ground with the other, but he didn't dare to laugh out loud.I looked up at Liang Junhao who was standing in front of us, his face was dark...Since his confident smile was said to be like that just now...Why don't we change it and ask Chen Guoguo to praise him or something, "Look at him He's also pretty handsome, so you can't point to other people's points, it depends on the whole thing?!"
"His nose hair is his whole body hahahahaha!!" Li Ze looked up to the sky and laughed at the stone chair next door.
"..." Calm down Linghu Yifei, you can't laugh, if you laugh, you'll offend someone... You have to establish a good image in the new school and live a pleasant campus life smoothly, " Do you think so? Guoguo." I still put my hope of complimenting people on Chen Guoguo.
Chen Guoguo should have received the message, "He is indeed handsome, it would be even better if he cut his nose hair."
I feel like my whole body is petrified...
"Linghu Yifei, you are doing well! Since you have teamed up with so many people to hate me? There are so many people, right?!" Liang Junhao stared at me very angrily, his eyes were bloodshot.
Boss, that’s not what I mean, listen to me explain, my dad can’t bring so many people’s IQ to praise your nose hair... Oh no, to praise you for being handsome, give me some time to brainwash! "You may have misunderstood. They don't mean it that way. They usually joke like this. I'm used to them calling me short." I immediately stood up and walked closer to Liang Junhao, "I know there are some inexplicable things. The point of being bothered by others is so much, and I don't really care about it, so..."
"Don't talk about me anymore! Linghu Yifei, wait for me! When I go back and cut the hair on my nose, I'll see how you still hate me!!!" Liang Junhao turned around and left, stepped on the steps of the first floor of the classroom, walked Go up the stairs and disappear from our sight.
I watched him walk fast, "Has he been brainwashed by us?? Why is he still struggling with the nose hair?"
"Hahahahahahaha, wait for me to go back and get a nose hair cut hahaha!" Li Ze still laughed with his head up to the sky.
Calm down Li Ze, you have been laughing for a long time.
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classroom.history class.
"Today we will talk about the new subject 'Reforms on Rural and Urban Areas'. Everyone opens the textbook and turns to the page I wrote on the blackboard. In the beginning, China was just founded in the 20s. In the previous class Speaking of our poverty, we began to eat the "big pot of rice", but some people come to eat without working, but there is a small village in Xiaogang Village, Fengyang County, Anhui Province, and someone invented a new system... "
"Ah~~ What is the history teacher talking about?" Li Ze propped his head on his left hand and yawned.
"The household contract responsibility system is an important content of the rural reform in the 20s." I opened my notebook and copied the words on the blackboard that the teacher pointed out. "In a sense, it is a combination of decentralized management and unified management. It has fundamentally overcome the disadvantages of the people’s commune’s management system, it’s written in the book, and it’s also written in the lesson plans on the projector side, history has to memorize its content, and the starting time is still meaningful.”
"Why should I be at the same table with you, a top student~~~~" Li Ze slowly copied the notes on the projection screen.
In my personal opinion, history is basically memorized by rote. There is no special method. "The teacher hopes that you and I will study hard and improve every day." I put down the pen, picked up the water bottle from the ground, turned it on and drank it. Take a sip, "You're about to copy her to move to the next slide." After I finished speaking, I took another sip of water.
"Okay, have you finished copying it?! If you haven't finished copying, you can borrow it from the classmate next door. Half of this class is about rural areas and the other part is about cities. Let's move on to the next one, urban economic system reform." The history teacher used his hand The remote control clicked, and the projection screen immediately switched to the next page.
"Linghu Yifei." Li Ze wailed beside me.
"Take it, take it." I threw the notebook on the upper right corner of my desk to Li Ze, and listened to the class with my head up.
"Linghu, your grades are so good, did you transfer because your family moved or something?" Li Ze said while lowering his head and copying my notes.
"Forget it..."
"Forget it?"
"The overall generalization here is to write it in a book or a notebook."
I snatched my notebook from Li Ze's desk and started writing quickly.
"Ah~ Teacher, wait for me, I didn't hear anything at all." Li Ze sighed.
"It's okay, she has more focus on rural areas, and nothing in urban areas." I lowered my head and copied my notes, and Shun Bainian responded to Li Ze's words.
"Linghu, why do I feel like my nose can't stop flowing?"
"While copying, I'm here to find a few classmates to answer the following question."
"There are tissues, you block them first." I put my head down and wrote the last line.
"Oh." Li Ze pulled out the paper piled up by boxes, "Why can't it stop?"
I let out a long sigh, and turned to look at Li Ze, "Oh my god, you have a nosebleed! Go to the infirmary!!" I immediately raised my hand and asked the teacher for help.
"Are you here to answer the question? Linghu Yifei!?"
"Teacher, Li Ze is bleeding, let him go to the infirmary."
"Go, go!!"
Li Ze stood up staggeringly, and when he walked to the back door, he looked back at me, "Aren't you together Linghu Yifei?"
"How old are you...you want me to accompany you..."
"Li Ze goes first, Linghu Yifei can only leave after answering the four questions on the screen!" The teacher waved his hand to signal Li Ze to go quickly.Since Li Ze nodded resolutely, he gave me a thumbs up and left. When I was still standing and expressed speechless to Li Ze’s various behaviors, the teacher patted the blackboard of the projection screen vigorously, " Come on, it's rare for Linghu Yifei to raise his hand to answer the question, let's talk, these four questions must be answered at least three times before you can go, and you just learned it today~"
"..." I felt that my face must have been paralyzed to a certain extent. I picked up the glasses that I had just taken off and put them back on, looking up at the projection screen on the blackboard.
"After all, I will give you more time to think about the four questions. Students who have finished copying the notes should also read the questions." The teacher came down from the podium and stood in the aisle between the second group and the third group.
The reform of state-owned enterprises in the first question, of course, started with expanding the autonomy of enterprises. I just learned that the rural reform must start with the second question in rural areas. The third question is to implement the household contract responsibility system in rural areas. The fourth question The purpose of urban and rural reform is to liberate and develop productive forces, "BABD!"
"Sure?"
"determine."
"Let's take a look at the answer." The teacher turned around and clicked the mouse on the podium, and after the answers were displayed one by one, "All right, then you can go and accompany Li Ze."
"Huh—" I took off my glasses and put them on the table, stepped out of the chair, walked to the back door, and walked along the corridor to the third staircase. Li Ze should go down that staircase, after all, the infirmary is on the first floor , This staircase is just up, and his blood dripped on the corridor and the stairs, so I can't bring tissues when I walk, I speed up the speed of going down the stairs, and immediately reach the first floor and push open the door of the infirmary, "Li Ze!!"
"Hi, I'm here!" Li Ze lay on the recliner near the door and waved to me.
"This classmate just got angry, it's nothing, just take some granules and go back." The school doctor sat on the office chair in front of the recliner, writing the form on the desktop, "Eight years, class five, right? Anyway, there are still 10 minutes to finish class." Well, why don't you just lie down here and blow on the air conditioner. You won't be able to listen to any lessons when you go up."
This is such a considerate(?) school doctor...
"Boom! School doctor, school doctor! Come and help! My classmate is dying, she is in so much pain that she can't walk!!" A female classmate opened the school doctor's room abruptly.
The school doctor picked up the medicine box unhurriedly and walked to the door, "Where? Can it be lifted?"
"Over there by the stairs."
"Are you going to help with me? What's your name." The school doctor pointed at me.
"My name is Linghu Yifei."
"You look at the room," the school doctor glanced at Li Ze, Li Ze half-raised his head and saluted, "Let's go!" The school doctor took the lead and walked in front, and the female students immediately ran ahead to lead the way, and I didn't have anything to do There was no reason for the refusal, so I had to obediently follow.
(End of this chapter)
"That's our passionate cuisine..."
"Enough!" Liang Junhao finally couldn't hold back his words, "I threw a piece of trash all the way back to keep teasing you, not to listen to you here telling me how to make food with heart, you ignore me like this, me!"
"You?" Chen Yihao continued.
I glanced at Li Ze, Li Ze pouted at the side, and happily drank the lemon tea in his hand after a while, but fortunately Li Ze is quite obedient sometimes, I thought he would stand up and turn back.
"I..." Liang Junhao stopped moving his hands floating in the air.
Brother, you will not forget your lines at this critical moment, "You drank the lemon tea I gave you."
"Even if the lemon tea is delicious, I won't be bought by a box of lemon tea like you!!" Liang Junhao roared with righteous indignation.
Are you arrogant?But I'm not interested in boys, and I don't want to attack you at all. This is a real-life strategy game. Can you use another person to do the strategy. "Okay, no matter how much lemon tea enters your heart, it can't overcome your hatred for me, can it? Can you tell me why you hate me so much? I'm willing to accompany you to the end."
"Because I'm with you..."
"It's so loud and loud during the day, what are you doing?" Chen Guoguo appeared in the middle of our dispute with a bottle of green packaged yoghurt. Chen Guoguo glanced at Li Ze, "Li Ze Are you stupid?"
"Because he disturbed Li Ze's cooking." Chen Yihao pointed at Liang Junhao.
Liang Junhao played his hair with his hands nonchalantly, bent slightly and said: "Miss sister, we are discussing here, the scene is a little intense, can you excuse me for a while?" Liang Junhao smiled at Chen Guoguo, his eyes widened. Follow along with a smile.
Chen Guoguo looked at him calmly for six or seven seconds, took a sip of the yogurt she was holding, "Miss? My sister?"
"Yes, it is."
At this time, I can only hehe, I don't believe that Chen Guoguo would like you, the three of us sat side by side on the stone chair and watched you quietly.
"Did you know that when you smile your nose hairs are exposed, you might as well cut your nose hairs if you have time." Chen Guoguo sipped the yogurt in her hand with a look of disdain.
"Guoguo, don't tell me, his nose hairs are breaking through the sky!!" Li Ze laughed loudly while patting his thigh.Chen Yihao smiled and applauded next to me.
"Puff! Cough cough cough..." I choked so much that I took a sip of lemon tea.If you talk about him like that, I will always think of nose hair when I see him in the future, and he will become a nose hair stalk in the future, "Calm down, nose hair can be trimmed..."
"No, Linghu, he doesn't have a normal face, and he blooms like a flower when he smiles... I'm... a little disgusting, isn't it?!" Chen Guoguo explained while sitting next to me.
"Don't explain, I feel like a vibrating mobile phone is sitting on my left." Chen Yihao on my left has already bent down and hugged his stomach with one hand, and happily patted the ground with the other, but he didn't dare to laugh out loud.I looked up at Liang Junhao who was standing in front of us, his face was dark...Since his confident smile was said to be like that just now...Why don't we change it and ask Chen Guoguo to praise him or something, "Look at him He's also pretty handsome, so you can't point to other people's points, it depends on the whole thing?!"
"His nose hair is his whole body hahahahaha!!" Li Ze looked up to the sky and laughed at the stone chair next door.
"..." Calm down Linghu Yifei, you can't laugh, if you laugh, you'll offend someone... You have to establish a good image in the new school and live a pleasant campus life smoothly, " Do you think so? Guoguo." I still put my hope of complimenting people on Chen Guoguo.
Chen Guoguo should have received the message, "He is indeed handsome, it would be even better if he cut his nose hair."
I feel like my whole body is petrified...
"Linghu Yifei, you are doing well! Since you have teamed up with so many people to hate me? There are so many people, right?!" Liang Junhao stared at me very angrily, his eyes were bloodshot.
Boss, that’s not what I mean, listen to me explain, my dad can’t bring so many people’s IQ to praise your nose hair... Oh no, to praise you for being handsome, give me some time to brainwash! "You may have misunderstood. They don't mean it that way. They usually joke like this. I'm used to them calling me short." I immediately stood up and walked closer to Liang Junhao, "I know there are some inexplicable things. The point of being bothered by others is so much, and I don't really care about it, so..."
"Don't talk about me anymore! Linghu Yifei, wait for me! When I go back and cut the hair on my nose, I'll see how you still hate me!!!" Liang Junhao turned around and left, stepped on the steps of the first floor of the classroom, walked Go up the stairs and disappear from our sight.
I watched him walk fast, "Has he been brainwashed by us?? Why is he still struggling with the nose hair?"
"Hahahahahahaha, wait for me to go back and get a nose hair cut hahaha!" Li Ze still laughed with his head up to the sky.
Calm down Li Ze, you have been laughing for a long time.
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classroom.history class.
"Today we will talk about the new subject 'Reforms on Rural and Urban Areas'. Everyone opens the textbook and turns to the page I wrote on the blackboard. In the beginning, China was just founded in the 20s. In the previous class Speaking of our poverty, we began to eat the "big pot of rice", but some people come to eat without working, but there is a small village in Xiaogang Village, Fengyang County, Anhui Province, and someone invented a new system... "
"Ah~~ What is the history teacher talking about?" Li Ze propped his head on his left hand and yawned.
"The household contract responsibility system is an important content of the rural reform in the 20s." I opened my notebook and copied the words on the blackboard that the teacher pointed out. "In a sense, it is a combination of decentralized management and unified management. It has fundamentally overcome the disadvantages of the people’s commune’s management system, it’s written in the book, and it’s also written in the lesson plans on the projector side, history has to memorize its content, and the starting time is still meaningful.”
"Why should I be at the same table with you, a top student~~~~" Li Ze slowly copied the notes on the projection screen.
In my personal opinion, history is basically memorized by rote. There is no special method. "The teacher hopes that you and I will study hard and improve every day." I put down the pen, picked up the water bottle from the ground, turned it on and drank it. Take a sip, "You're about to copy her to move to the next slide." After I finished speaking, I took another sip of water.
"Okay, have you finished copying it?! If you haven't finished copying, you can borrow it from the classmate next door. Half of this class is about rural areas and the other part is about cities. Let's move on to the next one, urban economic system reform." The history teacher used his hand The remote control clicked, and the projection screen immediately switched to the next page.
"Linghu Yifei." Li Ze wailed beside me.
"Take it, take it." I threw the notebook on the upper right corner of my desk to Li Ze, and listened to the class with my head up.
"Linghu, your grades are so good, did you transfer because your family moved or something?" Li Ze said while lowering his head and copying my notes.
"Forget it..."
"Forget it?"
"The overall generalization here is to write it in a book or a notebook."
I snatched my notebook from Li Ze's desk and started writing quickly.
"Ah~ Teacher, wait for me, I didn't hear anything at all." Li Ze sighed.
"It's okay, she has more focus on rural areas, and nothing in urban areas." I lowered my head and copied my notes, and Shun Bainian responded to Li Ze's words.
"Linghu, why do I feel like my nose can't stop flowing?"
"While copying, I'm here to find a few classmates to answer the following question."
"There are tissues, you block them first." I put my head down and wrote the last line.
"Oh." Li Ze pulled out the paper piled up by boxes, "Why can't it stop?"
I let out a long sigh, and turned to look at Li Ze, "Oh my god, you have a nosebleed! Go to the infirmary!!" I immediately raised my hand and asked the teacher for help.
"Are you here to answer the question? Linghu Yifei!?"
"Teacher, Li Ze is bleeding, let him go to the infirmary."
"Go, go!!"
Li Ze stood up staggeringly, and when he walked to the back door, he looked back at me, "Aren't you together Linghu Yifei?"
"How old are you...you want me to accompany you..."
"Li Ze goes first, Linghu Yifei can only leave after answering the four questions on the screen!" The teacher waved his hand to signal Li Ze to go quickly.Since Li Ze nodded resolutely, he gave me a thumbs up and left. When I was still standing and expressed speechless to Li Ze’s various behaviors, the teacher patted the blackboard of the projection screen vigorously, " Come on, it's rare for Linghu Yifei to raise his hand to answer the question, let's talk, these four questions must be answered at least three times before you can go, and you just learned it today~"
"..." I felt that my face must have been paralyzed to a certain extent. I picked up the glasses that I had just taken off and put them back on, looking up at the projection screen on the blackboard.
"After all, I will give you more time to think about the four questions. Students who have finished copying the notes should also read the questions." The teacher came down from the podium and stood in the aisle between the second group and the third group.
The reform of state-owned enterprises in the first question, of course, started with expanding the autonomy of enterprises. I just learned that the rural reform must start with the second question in rural areas. The third question is to implement the household contract responsibility system in rural areas. The fourth question The purpose of urban and rural reform is to liberate and develop productive forces, "BABD!"
"Sure?"
"determine."
"Let's take a look at the answer." The teacher turned around and clicked the mouse on the podium, and after the answers were displayed one by one, "All right, then you can go and accompany Li Ze."
"Huh—" I took off my glasses and put them on the table, stepped out of the chair, walked to the back door, and walked along the corridor to the third staircase. Li Ze should go down that staircase, after all, the infirmary is on the first floor , This staircase is just up, and his blood dripped on the corridor and the stairs, so I can't bring tissues when I walk, I speed up the speed of going down the stairs, and immediately reach the first floor and push open the door of the infirmary, "Li Ze!!"
"Hi, I'm here!" Li Ze lay on the recliner near the door and waved to me.
"This classmate just got angry, it's nothing, just take some granules and go back." The school doctor sat on the office chair in front of the recliner, writing the form on the desktop, "Eight years, class five, right? Anyway, there are still 10 minutes to finish class." Well, why don't you just lie down here and blow on the air conditioner. You won't be able to listen to any lessons when you go up."
This is such a considerate(?) school doctor...
"Boom! School doctor, school doctor! Come and help! My classmate is dying, she is in so much pain that she can't walk!!" A female classmate opened the school doctor's room abruptly.
The school doctor picked up the medicine box unhurriedly and walked to the door, "Where? Can it be lifted?"
"Over there by the stairs."
"Are you going to help with me? What's your name." The school doctor pointed at me.
"My name is Linghu Yifei."
"You look at the room," the school doctor glanced at Li Ze, Li Ze half-raised his head and saluted, "Let's go!" The school doctor took the lead and walked in front, and the female students immediately ran ahead to lead the way, and I didn't have anything to do There was no reason for the refusal, so I had to obediently follow.
(End of this chapter)
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