My attribute of fast time travel is upside down

Chapter 476 Farming Shanlihan (41)

"He didn't even think about it, the tree trunk is more, his waist is so fat, can he hide it. Do you really think that the two beads under everyone's eyebrows are dead fish eyes, or do you think that other people's IQ is as low as him? "

"And their voices, I'll go, I don't know how to hold down or whisper something at such a distance, I'm afraid they won't hear you."

"Tsk tsk tsk, I don't have any professional qualities and skills to snatch things. I thought that if I grow stronger, I can become Brother Monkey with a bamboo pole that can flatter me?"

"There is also the one who was directly frightened by the dog and urinated and fell to the ground. I can't find an adjective to despise him just because of his courage."

"Are these funny guys here to make fun of you!"

Xiao Liu said a lot in one go, without any dirty words in Yi Shui'er's words, they were all strong complaints about the malicious trio not far away.

Qi Xue was amused by its wording and couldn't help but joke with it: "Maybe he has some special skills that are not visible on the surface."

In fact, she also agrees with it very much, and thinks that this group of people is too stupid to save.

I said this on purpose, that is, sitting and grilling meat is too boring, and this group of people will not come over for a while, thinking about finding something to talk about to pass the time.

"Hehe." Xiao Liu sneered back and asked, "For example?"

"For example." Qi Xue paused, and began to recall the plots of the novels this little loli told her in the past, and in the end it really made her come up with an excellent skill.

"Like Porcelain."

"Huh?" Xiao Liu closed his eyes slightly, tilted his head, and looked puzzled.

Qi Xue explained with a smile: "You think they are stupid. They are smug and complacent even if everyone knows what they are going to do next."

"Actually, that's not the case. Those are just their disguises, they are putting on a show for you, just to make you relax your vigilance."

"Those guys are good at acting."

"Huh?" The confusion on Xiao Liu's face became more and more obvious, "Acting? How do you say it?"

"Look, look at it from an ordinary person's point of view. If you encounter such a thing, a group of evil-eyed people with evil intentions are wandering around your door, and they are discussing to come in and grab your meat. The most important thing is, You also found that each of their brains looked like they had grown white, and one of them was so frightened that he fainted. What would you do?" Qi Xue asked.

"Of course it's time to strike while the iron is hot, so you can whip up a wooden stick and beat them up! If you beat them down, there are two left, and you have to beat them until their parents can't recognize them." Xiao Liu subconsciously continued without even thinking about it. talk.

What a joke, it is so eager to eat a person, dare to snatch its meat to eat, do not die!

"Brave! I knew you were a warrior who defies power and bows to evil forces!" Qi Xue raised her voice fiercely, praising it without hesitation.

Xiao Liu was taken aback at first, but when he regained his composure, he was overjoyed, obviously being praised for being extremely comfortable.

Without waiting for a few words of modesty from it, Qi Xue spoke again, and immediately reversed: "Congratulations, you have successfully fallen into his trap."

"Huh?" Xiao Liu was startled by the speed at which she turned her face like a book, she was stunned, and subconsciously blinked, with question marks written all over her face.

"That group of people did this on purpose. They lured you out, met each other, and beat you twice. There were marks on your body, and then they started yelling loudly, saying that you hurt someone, and that The man was knocked unconscious."

Qi Xue started the pure flicker mode, and said in a serious manner: "When the people around have gathered, they will start to cry for their father and mother, pretending to be pitiful and pouring out bitterness with their noses and tears. Go away, say you are tough and brutal, and come up and beat people if you don’t like it.”

"By the way, roll up your sleeves to reveal the marks left by the deliberate beating earlier, and you're holding a stick in your hand, and you're unconscious on the ground. The evidence is solid, even jumping into the Yellow River can't wash it away."

"What do you think you can do at that time?"

"I" Xiao Liu was taken aback by what she said, and when faced with her questioning, he couldn't answer for a moment.His mouth was wide open, and his face was full of disbelief.

After a moment of silence, it suddenly came to its senses and retorted: "Just say I hit someone who is unconscious? He obviously passed out early in the morning!"

"Yes, this is the truth." Qi Xue first affirmed what it said, then changed her attitude and asked, "Who can prove it? Who saw it?"

"Why can't you prove it!" Xiao Liu retorted sharply: "Let them examine the injury directly, and the secret will be exposed for sure."

"If I want to hit someone who is standing, why should I hit someone who is lying on the ground?"

As long as it is checked, it can be known that San'er is not injured at all, which can prove its innocence.

"Tut tsk tsk." Qi Xue shook her head slightly contemptuously, "Do you really think that San'er is not injured?"

"Nonsense! I didn't hit him again." Xiao Liu subconsciously took the words, and then he was taken aback for a moment, then reacted, his eyes widened: "The player means that they should beat him up first?"

It really didn't hit, but it couldn't hold back others' hands.

"Hmm." Qi Xue applauded its two nasal sounds, the meaning is clear, there is nothing impossible about this.

"And didn't you see just now, the boss kept slapping San'er, you just thought it was just for fun." She began to give examples, and then came to a conclusion: "As long as you ask for an injury test, the final test The one that came out must have been injured."

"If someone wants to blackmail you, you must have made sufficient preparations in advance. Don't you really expect to improvise?"

Xiao Liu couldn't close his small mouth in shock, and he still insisted on his own opinion: "Even if I hit them, it was really defensive! Could it be my fault?"

"Of course it's your fault." Qi Xue took it directly, seeing that it wanted to refute with disbelief, she smiled and said, "Don't worry, just listen to me first."

Xiao Liu closed his opened mouth, staring at her with his eyes, as if waiting to listen to the nonsense.

Qi Xue didn't mind either, and continued: "If you are really acting in self-defense, then even if you beat the three of them, no one will be able to tell you anything."

She first affirmed what it said, and then asked a rhetorical question: "But the problem is, you say you are self-defense, how do you prove it?"

"What proof does this need? They are all clearly discussing that they will come in and grab my meat. Of course I will beat you up. Why don't you just sit and ignore it and let them grab it? Or just offer it with both hands, please accept it? "Xiao Liu answered without thinking.

Qi Xue raised her eyebrows, and continued to ask: "Who told you that they are here to steal meat?"

"They said it themselves!" As soon as the words fell, Xiao Liu was also stunned.

Seeing it like this, Qi Xue knew that it wanted to understand, and immediately explained the twists and turns in the words: "Yes, these words were all said by themselves, and after they finished speaking, it was like a gust of wind blowing But, if it’s gone, it’s gone. In an era without recording pens and cameras, what proof do you have?”

"It all depends on your words? Then the county magistrate doesn't need to pay attention to the evidence when deciding the case. It's whatever you say."

(End of this chapter)