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Chapter 37: 038: Birthday Gift

Qi Zhanan's birthday party was held in the city center.

Ma Haohao and Xia Xiaotian made an appointment to meet at 2:[-] p.m., go to the shopping mall to pick out birthday gifts, and then take a taxi to the hotel where the party was held.

Ma yawned well, away from the powerful refrigeration system in the mall, and wrapped herself in the denim jacket.

Ever since she knew that the mission was doomed to fail, her physique has been getting worse and worse.

Not to mention the cold that hasn't improved for a long time, lethargy, lack of energy, and still feeling cold even under the sun... If it wasn't for fear of attracting attention, Ma Haohao would want to go shopping in a big padded jacket today.

According to the system, these situations are normal reactions.

After all, before leaving a world, there are always some signs.

[Ma Haohao: Xiaoshou, are you sure this is normal, why do I feel like I'm going to die? 】

[System: That’s right, host. According to my many years of experience in the industry, this is a sign that your life is not long~]

[Ma Haohao: ... So the prerequisite for leaving the world is to die first, right? 】

[System: Host, you can think like this ╮(ω)╭]

[Ma Haohao: ...Then I would like to ask the experienced system boss, how long will my life expectancy be, can I apply for early death? 】

Chen Manman's body is not as weak as usual. Ma Haohao already learned from the system that Chen Manman would not live long. If it wasn't because of Ma Haohao's time travel, he should have died long ago.

Rather than being a sick sister Lin in such a body, Ma Haohao would rather die early and be reincarnated. Maybe in the world of punishment, she can still be a tall and mighty man.

Ma Hao really didn't ask for much, and she recognized a female man, as long as he was "tall".

She refuses to accept any dwarf or anything like that!
[System: Host, please listen to the story below~ The first rule of the galaxy "Fighting Street Author Wears Calligraphy": For the Puzzler who has not completed the task, the system bound to it cannot obtain the right to check the progress of the task... (︶︿︶)]

[Ma Haohao: ...What do you mean? 】

[System: This means that I cannot check the date of death of the host (￢_￢). 】

[Mahao Hao:... If you go to the street, you will offend whoever you want. Doesn’t it mean that you have no human rights if you go to the street? 】

[System: ╮(ω)╭Sorry, yes. 】

[Ma Haohao: ... Then you can always know whether I will leave this world today, right? 】

Although he wanted to die early and reincarnate early, since Ma Haohao decided to help the heroine and the male lead, he still hopes to leave this world after solving the vicious female supporting role.

Otherwise, wouldn't it be embarrassing to suddenly hang up on the way to fight with the female supporting role?
[System: (-ι_-｀) is such a host, Article [-] of "Fighting Street Author Wears Calligraphy" stipulates: The date specified in Article [-] includes but is not limited to the date of leaving the world and the countdown date of leaving the world. 】

[Ma Haohao: ...then you can always know which book is the next world, right? 】

[System: Well, the host, the first chapter of "Fighting Street Author Wears Calligraphy"...]

[Ma Haohao: Stop, no need to say more.Just tell me what you can check...]

[System: Hoo, let’s take a look.Yes, below you can see how the host dies! ()√]

【Ma Haohao:...】

[System: According to Chen Slowly's setting, the host should have fought with someone, and died in a car accident accidentally. 】

[Ma Haohao: ...] What kind of bloody way of death is this? ? ?
"Slowly, have you chosen yet?"

Xia Xiaotian came close to Ma Haoao and interrupted Ma Haoao's internal complaints: "We have to speed up, it's almost time."

Ma Haohao recovered from his painful "death", and looked down at the gift in Xia Xiaotian's hand.

Unlike the gift that was carefully prepared for a month in the original text, this time Xia Xiaotian strolled around the mall for 10 minutes and chose a hot green hat, planning to give it to Qi Zhan'an as a gift.

"..."

There is no harm without comparison. When a woman loves you, she can go to hell for you. When she doesn’t love you, you only deserve a cuckold...

Mahao suddenly felt a little sorry for the male protagonist, and the female protagonist’s birthday gift was too heartfelt!
[System: Why don't you lose your mind, I think you can lose your kidneys! )】

[Ma Haohao: Yes, I think you can not only lose your kidney, but also sell your kidney. 】

[System: Don’t do this, host.My kidneys are not in good condition...]

[Ma Haohao: I think your kidneys are pretty good, and you'll be fine if you masturbate for a whole night. 】

【system:? ? ? 】

"Slowly, why are you in a daze? Have you picked out the gift?" Xia Xiaotian tugged on Ma Haohao's arm, waking up Ma Haohao from the unbearable memory in the system.

"Why don't you buy a hat too, and we'll make it a couple's gift for him."

She raised her hand and looked at her watch, with a anxious look on her face, and then she stuffed a green hat into Ma Haohao's hand.

This means...even if it is green, it must be green in pairs?
Mahao picked up her phone to confirm the time, and looked at Xia Xiaotian in confusion: "I remember the party started at 6 o'clock, but it's only 2:[-] now."

Nearly 4 hours is plenty of time, and it takes only 2 to 30 minutes to get to the party hotel by taxi. How did Xia Xiaotian start with "It's time"?
"Ah, this ah..."

Xia Xiaotian was taken aback by Ma Haohao's words, and laughed with evasive eyes: "Hahaha, it's Ah Zhao~ He promised Qi Zhan'an to help arrange the venue, let us go to help earlier..."

"Lin Zhao agreed to Qi Zhanan?" Ma Haohao asked in surprise.

It was surprising enough that Lin Zhao could go to Qi Zhanan's birthday party. When did the two develop a relationship of helping each other?
Shouldn't these two be in the same boat because of Qi Gu?

"Yes, Ah Zhao agreed to Qi Zhan'an!" Xia Xiaotian insisted, and went to pay the bill without hesitation.

Ma Haohao was filled with emotions. She stayed at home for more than a month. How far did the plot collapse?
Even the male lead and the second lead are harmonious and interested in the duo, is the next step for the female lead and the second lead to become heart-to-heart best girlfriends?

[System: host host. 】

[Ma Haohao: Why? 】

[System: A butterfly in the tropical rainforest of the Amazon basin in South America, occasionally flapping its wings...]

[Ma Haohao: Talk about people. 】

[System: (`^) Huh, host, you are ashamed to be a master of learning, even a famous ancient meteorologist...]

[Mahao Hao: Don’t you just want to talk about the butterfly effect? ​​Who are you looking down on? 】

Ma Haohao knew what the system wanted to say, a butterfly in the tropical rainforest, occasionally flapping its wings a few times, can cause a huge tornado two weeks later.

Ma Haohao didn't admit that she was the butterfly, and the plot collapsed or something, it must and must not be her fault!

[System: Hmph.Host, it's obviously your fault!The king of throwing pot! ('Δ)]

[Ma Haohao: Say one more thing about reporting. 】

[System: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴

】

The argument between Ma Haohao and the system didn't last long, and Xia Xiaotian pulled her into a taxi.

The car was driving smoothly on the road. Xia Xiaotian didn't know why he kept his mouth shut and said nothing along the way.

The air in the car was too quiet, Ma Haohao soon fell asleep in the torrent of drowsiness, and when she was woken up by Xia Xiaotian, the taxi had already arrived at the destination of the trip.

(End of this chapter)